Mirko X Ms. Joke
The time is afternoon, and Mirko is currently fighting some muggers who couldn't find an honest day's work, one has a quirk that turns his fingers into blades, that he uses to stab at the rabbit hero, but she quickly reacts, dodging and sweep kicking him off his feet. As he falls, she axe kicks him to the ground, knocking him out col.
"One day, so which one's next?" She says looking like she is barely warmed up. The other thugs have simple quirks that change their appearance in ways not worth mentioning, they come at Mirko with a bat and crowbar, but she jumps in the air, moves upside, and spins her legs in a wheel formation, but holds back a bit to avoid breaking their skulls. Hardly seems to matter too much as the two muggers fall to the ground with blank expressions.
Disappointed, Mirko sighs "Man, I knew these guys were small time, but I could have taken them out with my arms tied up." She looks to the side and sees police driving on the way. Smiling, she jumps up to the rooftops to find her next foes.
Villains just are not working that hard today. A few muggers, a shoplifter, and an attempted arsonist, not even a leaguer out there today. Mirko sits atop a roof after patrolling for about an hour and yawns out of boredom. She looks up at the sun a bit. It is too early for a date. But then she lewdly thinks "Not too early for a quickie, though." And pulls out her phone and looks through her contacts for anyone that might be available. She makes a few quick phone calls, and while a lot sound interested, and even flustered, the answer is the same from most, a resounding no.
Disappointed, Mirko wonders about her next prospect. She's slept with most of the females heroes, and a lot of sidekicks, but there are some she has her eye on. One does come to mind,though; someone she has been pursuing since her debut. She remembers that time clearly when thinking about it.
Years Ago
Rumi Usagiyama, Mirko's real name, about half a year after her debut and making a slight splash in the hero world, Rumi wasn't quite well known yet, but she doesn't care about the fame, just about the challenge and the fight.
One day, Mirko was patrolling like she does in the present, but after weak villains waste her time, she wonders why there are so many small fries. She thinks about All Might and how he has fought most of the dangerous villains. Sure, he's amazing at being a hero, and it's a good thing he's protecting and saving innocent people, but she wants a challenge too. She doesn't have many contacts yet for sex, just some sidekicks she hooked up with, but she didn't bother to get their numbers.
While looking around for a villain to challenge, she hears the sound of laughter and gets a bit curious and looks down to see a fight, making her smile. She makes her to the sound and spots a pair of villains, one with a lizard tail and another with a sharp horn coming from his head and they both are laughing spontaneously at a woman with green hair dressed a hero.
"A rookie that bit off more than she could chew." Mirko assumes getting to the fight to take over. But to her surprise, the female hero seems to cheap shot the villains by punching them out with little effort, much to Mirko's shock and disappointment as by the time she gets to the fight, it's already over.
What Mirko failed to realize is that the hero these two fought was in fact the Smile Hero: Ms Joke. Ms. Joke grins after subduing the villains easily, and not long after which the police arrive.
As the police arrest the villains, she jokingly says, "Hey careful, with those can openers on his head *laughs*" and despite the lame joke, the police start laughing with her. Even though there aren't any villains left, Mirko decides to look into Ms. Joke, she is attractive, and it may relieve her boredom. The police leave and some civilians cheer her on, and Ms. Joke just holds up a peace sign with her fingers.
After descending from a nearby rooftop, Mirko makes an alluring move as her hair gets in her eyes and she gracefully turns her head and parts her hair. Ms. Joke takes immediate notice of the rabbit hero, who begins approaching her.
Ms. Joke takes notice of Mirko's motif, and looks happy "Hey, I've heard about you a little."
Mirko stands in front of the smile hero and nonchalantly replies "Didn't think my name got around that much."
Mirko's seduction is more subtle than one would think from a person with her appetite, but she has to keep a public appearance to avoid her bedroom activities being gossiped too much.
Ms. Joke puts her hand on Mirko's shoulder, saying "I was just thinking we could team up, and I could pull you out of my bandana *laugh*" bursting out laughing from her own joke, she can't help but not be serious right now.
Despite the dumbness of the joke, Mirko's face begin to quiver a bit and within a moment, she actually starts laughing. The two female heroes start laughing quite a bit to the point where Mirko can't concentrate.
"We could be the amazing Joke and the Bandana Bunny *laugh*" She continues making lame jokes that just cause herself and Mirko to keep laughing. It doesn't dawn on Mirko that Ms. Joke is just using her quirk, and a bit unintentionally at that. The two's laughing gets to the point where Mirko can't even stand up straight and she bends over a bit to try to get some air.
But after a second, Ms. Joke realizes that she is using her quirk and that Mirko is trying to get some air, so she quickly puts on her mask to stop. Apologetic about this, she tells Mirko "Sorry about that. Sometimes I forget that my quirk is so potent. You could say I don't know my own potent-ial *laugh* and this lame joke doesn't make Mirko laugh.
"Heh, tough crowd" Ms. Joke calmly remarks before she decides to leave. Mirko is still catching her breath a bit from that moment so she's long gone before Mirko could even attempt to get with her. She had been laughing so hard that she couldn't even think of words to flirt with her, but that's probably just her quirk at work. But it's okay, now she has a woman she's after, and she's patient about getting a new girlfriend.
But a moment later, the sounds of a crash ring out in her ears, she looks to the side and sees a massive ogre-like villain in the distance throwing cars around. Smirking, Mirko cracks her knuckles and excitedly leaps in the air to get the normal type of action.
Later that day, Mirko made a personal record, she's taken down twelve villains today, but she knows that's amateur compared to All Might or Endeavor, but it's a warmup she supposes. Passing by a nearby bar, she can feel her stomach rumbling, saying it's chowtime. May be a bar, but she can sure smell food.
She quickly enters the small little bar; she sees another opportunity. Because sitting at the bar is none other than Ms. Joke. She appears to have just arrived, since the counter in front of her is empty and there aren't any plates. Seeing a second chance, Mirko takes the seat next to her.
Ms. Joke looks her way, and recognizes her "Hey, it's Bandana Bunny." Bringing up her lame joke from earlier, but she doesn't laugh like she did before. "I'm serious about that team up though."
"Hmm, Team ups are for the weak." She snidely retorts to Ms. Joke's offer. However, she does add "Besides, I'm surprised you'd even ask. You seem good enough on your own." Thinking that Ms. Joke has probably been fighting all day and doesn't a scratch on her body.
A moment later, a man with a dog-like face walks from a small kitchen and asks Mirko for her order. She orders a beer and a plate of Yakitori with some pickled carrots on the side. A plate is placed in front of Ms. Joke of some fried food and a glass of water. She eats the food while Mirko waits for her order.
After a moment, Ms. Joke sticks a piece of food in her mouth, the looks at Mirko who she notices is looking at her "Either you're really hungry, or you're checking me out." She says in an actually flirty manner. Maybe as a joke, she leans towards Mirko, who thinks maybe Ms. Joke is making an offer here.
"And what if I am." She also leans in. It seems too easy, but then again, Mirko's gotten laid for less and sooner. Ms. Joke leans her face closer, and Mirko opens her lips a bit to kiss her. But as it seems like it's really going to go somewhere….
*Burp* Ms. Joke lets out a loud and hot burp, and Mirko can smell a sour and foul stench, her breath, it reeks of booze. She didn't see it right away, but Mirko now sees that Ms. Joke's face is pretty red and she seems tipsy, she's piss drunk.
The man behind the counter chimes in after putting down Mirko's order "You better take your girlfriend home. She's been drinking for the last hour. Ruff day, I suppose."
This puts a damper on Mirko's mood. Sure, she could take Ms. Joke and have sex with her, but it'd be wrong to advantage of a drunk woman. She thinks only pathetic people do that, and it's better to get Ms. Joke while she's sober. So, she backs off for now. Instead, she eats her dinner, and makes sure Ms. Joke gets a safe ride home.
They had encounters after this, but few and far between, but it basically amounted to nothing than some happenstance, with a dose of corny and bad jokes. To this day, Mirko has failed to bed Ms. Joke, but she hasn't given up yet. She almost wishes she could have gotten that kiss before that burp happened, at least she'd a decently clean mind about it.
Present
Thinking about that kiss, even now, makes Mirko feel hot and bothered, she wonders with that joke-spewing mouth what she's capable of. Kissing, Cunnilingus, breast sucking, maybe a hickey, or even analingus. It had been a while since the mere thought of being with someone made her wet, but it isn't enough. Ever since she started, masturbation has never been enough. But it's so boring today too; not even a c league villain is operating today. It's going to be a long day, she feels.
"Hey, is that Bandana Bunny I'm seeing up there?" an eerily familiar voice says. Like a bullet, Mirko shoots up and looks down to see Ms. Joke below, waving to her. Without hesitating, Mirko leaps down to the streets to see the woman she failed to lay years ago.
Getting closer quickly, Mirko approaches her "Heh, crazy, cause I was just thinking about you." She bluntly admits.
"What, you thinking about asking me out?" she sarcastically asks.
But, bluntly and serious, Mirko nods her head "That's right, I want go on a date tonight."
Ms. Joke's face suddenly turns red, blown back by the direct response, making her face turn beet red for a moment "You….you…. you…you actually were!?"
All the time jokingly flirting, she doesn't think Mirko is serious, but the look in her eyes says she's completely serious. While thinking about it for a moment, Mirko gently puts her hand on her chin and lightly rubs her lips. But in the corner of her eye, Ms. Joke sees a lady struggling with somebody who is pulling at her purse.
"Hey, that lady over there is getting robbed." She says, more concerned for civilian lady being robbed, but Mirko doesn't budge.
However, everything seems to go Mirko's way as the robber doesn't even notice the two pro heroes as he runs towards them, but by the time he'd notice Mirko, she clenches her free hand into a fist and backhands the robber when he's close enough sending him into the wall, making him drop the purse as he slams into it, Mirko catches the purse, and then whispers something in Ms. Joke's ear, her address.
"Meet me there tonight, for a good time." Mirko seductively says before turning around and returning the purse to the lady. There weren't any people to hear what she said either, or Ms. Joke may be a bit of a tease, but she knows that this invitation means.
She was only out because her students are doing internships right now, so doing some pro hero work seemed natural for the time, especially with the other villains growing rampant right now. But nobody is doing anything today. But Mirko has invited her for a date, and the odd part is, it sounds very enticing.
Night
Despite the initial nervousness, Ms. Joke actually ended up at Mirko's home. She is about to knock on the door, when a thought enters her comedic brain "She can't possibly mean for us…." Awkwardly giggling to herself but in her mind, she knows what the number 5 pro wants, but it oddly doesn't sound unappealing, especially with the rumors on the street.
Knocking on the door, Ms. Joke waits a moment as she hears someone charging to the door, as it flies open.
Mirko, now wearing a loose white shirt with a crescent moon on it but it's so large that her pants or underwear isn't visible. She is holding a stopwatch, and looks at it enthusiastically "Yes, beat my record!" she announces. She looks at Ms. Joke with interest "So, decided to take me up on the invite, huh?"
Composing herself, Ms. Joke just laughs it off a bit "Come on, we both know you're just teasing, I do it all the time." But instead of her normal laugh, it's just awkward and nervous.
But, as she laughs a bit, she looks behind Mirko to see a young woman with light blue skin and dark blue hair wearing simple clothes pops up from behind Mirko, and simply says "Rumi, I'm going to get back to my agency." Before walking past, them and she appears spent, nearly dropping for a moment as walks out.
"She'll be alright, just really ticklish." Mirko jokes, at which Ms. Joke doesn't even laugh, just giggles awkwardly again before being invited into the home.
Mirko's home is actually really nice. She has a nice living room, clean fully stocked kitchen, and aan overall inviting environment. Ms. Joke finds herself in the living room, sitting at a table as Mirko brings in a small pot and burner that she turns on and within a moment, a very nice aroma comes from the pot, she places a plate with various slices of breads, vegetables, and cooked means, and she even produces a bottle of wine.
A nice fondue dinner makes Ms. Joke's tension go away and she's back to her outgoing self, making jokes while drinking wine and eating fondue. Mirko even chuckles a little bit, as she talks about her hero exploits.
After about an hour, the pots are mostly empty, the wine is barely touched save for a glass between the both of them. "So, this is what the number 5 does in her spare time?" Ms. Joke flippantly asks as she takes a sip of her wine.
Mirko dips a carrot, barely even looking at her date "That's right. when I'm not bustin villains, I'm popping pussy."
The sudden and very sexual remark from Mirko makes Ms. Joke wrongly swallow her drink, making her spill it out of her mouth and drenches her top and pants a bit. She coughs a bit, completely caught off guard. With her clothes drenched, there is only one choice, and Mirko seems very eager to let her use the bath.
The bathroom is very fancy, not something one would imagine Mirko would have with her rough personality, but it seems like something from a romance movie….yeah…. that kind.
Ms. Joke's clothes are in the wash while she scrubs herself down in the washroom. Mirko's words ring in her head. "She just using my schtick against me. I'll bet Aizawa put her up to it." Thinking of a reason Mirko would be so heavily flirty with her. But instead of being offput, she grins and thinks of new ways to flirt or tease Aizawa for the next time they meet. With a mischievous smile forming on her face.
But her thoughts are interrupted by the sound of the washroom door opening. Ms. Joke turns to see Mirko completely nude as she casually walks over to her date. Dismissively asking "Don't mind the company, right?"
Ms. Joke looks at Mirko's fit form as she kneels down and suds up her hands with a sponge and gently rubbing Ms. Joke's back, helping her wash her back without much say. But she doesn't mind. Mirko's hands, despite their firmness, are actually gentle when wiping her back.
"Good heroes need to wash everything from head to toe." she exclaims. The washing isn't exotic but the way Mirko's hands gently massage Ms. Joke's skin makes her moan lightly. Mirko smirks and lowers the scrubbing gradually to Ms. Joke lower back.
But she catches it, almost wanting to tell Mirko to stop, but she can't because it actually feels amazing. Even more so once Mirko senses that she's got Ms. Joke aroused, and then does something unexpected, she lightly suds up her finger and sticks it inside Ms. Joke's butt,
Shocked from the sudden anal insertion, Ms. Joke stands up, but Mirko stands up with her and continues to anally finger her. "Like I said, everything." Mirko reminds Ms. Joke as she massages in the inside of her anus lightly wiping it with her clean fingers. Ms. Joke turns her head while moaning loudly, and Mirko sees her chance after all these years and plants her lips on Ms. Joke's. She sticks her tongue in the smile hero's mouth, and she puts up no resistance letting Mirko massage her mouth with her tongue.
Not stopping herself, Mirko uses her free hand to begin fingering her partner vaginally while continuing to kiss her deeply. Mirko separates her face from Ms. Joke's with a small trail of saliva connecting their faces. Ms. Joke trembles a bit as she falls to her knees, her legs dripping from her vagina drooling from Mirko's fingers massaging both holes.
Confidently, Mirko sits on the rim of her bathtub, and spreads her legs. Ms. Joke looks at Mirko's face, almost wanting her to continue her fingering, but instead, Mirko turns her head slightly, silently saying "Come on" Ms. Joke looks down and sees Mirko's vagina and that it's slightly wet.
Getting the idea, Ms. Joke sticks her tongue out slightly and plants her face between Mirko's legs, who starts moaning herself. But not as loud as Ms. Joke was. Ms. Joke continues licking her wall, but Mirko seems dissatisfied a little later.
She puts her palm on Ms. Joke's forehead, stopping her "Hey, savor it a bit more. Not everybody gets to the do this on the first go." She states as Ms. Joke nods and starts licking slower and deeper. This gets Mirko moaning again as she feels like the wait was worth the experience. Her legs wrap around Ms. Joke's head but gently and reflexively to avoid hurting her. About a minute later, Mirko still hasn't had an orgasm, but she is far from displeased. She pushes Ms. Joke's head back, who now has a trail of saliva, and her mouth is covered in Mirko's juices.
"Come on, I've never gotten another woman off." Ms. Joke argues, but she sees Mirko is still very pleased. But to her shock and surprise, Ms. Joke lets out a load moan as Mirko now starts using her foot to rub Ms. Joke's sensitive spot, like an expert, using her toes on her clitoris. Within moments, Ms. Joke orgasms again, making her body shiver from the pleasure.
Mirko gives her a moment, but now seems more demanding "Hey, I've gotten you off twice. Think you can get me there yet."
All the smile hero can do is nod again and tries something more as she resumes licking, but not the walls, and instead goes to licking Mirko's clit while fingering her.
"Oh, hell yeah." Mirko utters, now beginning to loudly moan herself. Finally, after another minute of pleasure, Mirko ceases her moaning as she discharges juice into Ms. Joke's face orgasming hard from the pleasure.
Minutes later, Mirko and Ms. Joke are cuddled together in the tab as the warm bath water helps clean up their mess from their intimate moment together. The two make out a bit as Mirko non-vocally celebrates her victory, having another "girlfriend" to call on.
"So, want to do this again?" She asks Ms. Joke, who seems embarrassed. Without a hint of irony or mockery, she nods. The two then spent a lovely evening together, and Mirko had another contact in her phone.