Bart and Frink's Almost Excellent Adventures VII Frink and Hyde Professor Frink creates a potion to return to his Abe Simpson's love potion induced romantic self to get his wife back. However his romantic side is evil. Meanwhile Oscar and Lisa save some pandas at the zoo from Mr Burns by referencing an episode of Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers.
Plot
The Title gag is Ray the pigeon flying about.
The Billboard gag is "Ignore this idiot's whining." It had a picture of Hank Simpson too.
The chalkboard gag is. "The Nutty Professor is suitable for those with nut allergies."
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An apartment. Someone is watching Richard Simmons! Aaaaaaagh!
Richard Simmons does stretch exercises to Macho Man by The Village People.
(Macho Man playing)
Homer screams in horror.
"Glavin! Homer your wife asked me to put you through a weight loss regime! You land whale!"
"Come on come girls! Sweat! Sweat like a pony!" said Richard Simmons exercising.
Homer screamed in absolute petrified terror as if he was watching a horror movie.
Bart winced.
Frink sighed.
"Vogue people! Vogue!" said Richard Simmons as he does star jumps.
"Aaaaaagh! He is turning the boys queer too!" Homer screamed.
Marge glared at Homer.
"Daddy, be nice..." said Hugo in a camp manner while wearing leather and spikes.
Homer seethed. "Take that off! You are growing up to be a regular Burt Reynolds!"
Hugo frowned and changed back into his rags.
(Macho Man playing)
"Macho Man?! They are trying to summon Randy Savage!" Oscar yelled.
Bart face palmed.
"No Oz, He is turning everyone gay!" Homer screamed.
"Homer enough of this bigotry!" Marge nagged.
Homer sulked.
Sherman Klump arrived. He frowned. "Why are you all in my apartment?!"
"Why are you watching that fruit Richard Simmons?!" Homer cried.
"Sweat people! Sweat like a pony! Be a pony!" said Richard Simmons.
"Ponies..." Lisa was in a trance. She likes ponies.
"Oh geez..." Homer groaned.
"Please vacate my apartment!" said Professor Klump.
"Okay just- Cooooool! Waternoose from Monsters Inc is in this film!" Oscar cooed.
"Oz Monsters Inc hadn't been written yet when this film was new.. Now lets go!" Bart drags him out by his sweater turtleneck.
...
We cut to a large and fancy university. Possibly Harvard, Yale or Ivy League.
Students walk about.
Hamsters squeeze through the grate of an air vent. Some schmuck forgot to lock the cages...
A couple of students who are possibly boyfriend and girlfriend are chatting on the grass.
A hamster crawls up his pants. It wriggles about and the student's girlfriend thinks he is having a boner...
"Yeah real mature Eddie Murphy..." Oscar sighed.
Bart winced grossed out.
"What rating is this filth?!" Marge gasped.
"It's actually only a PG." said Hugo.
College professors open the main doors of the campus building. Hamsters swarm out.
Everyone screams.
"Haaaaaauuuuuwwww! Hammy hammy hams!" Oscar squealed scooping up the hamsters who are strangely full of energy. Hamsters are sluggish compared to mice.
Bart sighed mortified as he sees Oscar squealing and petting the hamsters.
Inside the university halls, the hamsters swarm about. Ladies scream.
"Oh god! It's the apocalypse!" Homer yelled.
Marge smiled sheepishly. "Well it is a situation."
"A cute situation..." Oscar squealed at the hamsters.
Bart sighed.
Oscar squealed again. "Haauuuuuuuw!"
"Oz we are not letting you have one! You keep waking the poor fuzzbals up to pet them!" Homer sighed.
"But they are lazy though..." Oscar pouted.
"Oz they're not lazy... They are crepuscular..." said Hugo.
"Uh..." Oscar asked.
"They are awake mostly in the evening till a wee bit after your bed time," said Lisa.
Hugo gawked as he saw the hamsters scurry about.
Bart smirked. "You have to admit this situation is funny!"
"And cute..." Oscar squealed.
...
The Dean's office.
Henry J Waternoose scuttled about on his crustacean legs.
"This is a disaster! Get me Sherman Klump!" He yelled.
Sherman was hauled in.
"Uh yes sir?" the fat black scientist stuttered.
"Why did you unlock all the hamster cages?" Waternoose asked sharply. A hamster was sitting in his coffee.
"Well you see sir. It was an accident. My big old jelly behind must have pressed the emergency in case of fire lock and well the hamsters must have escaped.
Waternoose furrowed his many eyes disappointed. "Klump, if your ample frame is causing problems then you need to diet..."
Klump sighed.
We cut to Frink's laboratory at the university.
Hamsters scurry about the laboratory worktops.
Frink's green tentacle mutant clone slithered about muttering nonsensical tics of "Glavin!" and sometimes "Ng-hey!"
Frink sighed as the hamsters scurried about.
Bart, Hugo, Oscar and Lisa arrived.
"Please don't touch anything... We don't want you turning yourself purple or something, do we Bart?" Frink sighed as he adjusted his specs.
Bart sighed. "No Professor..."
Oscar gawked at the green Frink tentacle mutant.
"Oz what are you gawking at-" Bart asked.
"I am in love your hentai tentacle mutant!" Oscar moaned delighted.
"Oz no! Stop being a creep!" Bart whined.
Oscar moaned aroused.
Frink sighed.
"I have to get sone air... see if Klump rounded up all the hamsters." said Lisa. She leaves the room.
Bart glared at Oscar. "That's because you were being a creep..."
Oscar frowned back at him.
"I am rather busy... Glavin!" said Frink adding noises to the end of his dialogue.
"What are you up to Professor?" Hugo asked.
"After purchasing some of your Grandfather's love elixir, I tried it and became... well in my wife's words "Casanova meets Albert Einstein". I want to be able to be my charming alter ego at will. So I have created a concoction that allows me to so so." said Professor Frink. "I don't like to call it a potion as that gets into the silly world of magic and fantasy, this is science, logical, factual science."
"Yes but is that liquid safe to consume, Professor?" Hugo asked wincing.
"Well only one way to find out. Bottoms up as they say." said Professor Frink.
...
Bart and Hugo watched Frink drink the potion. He seemed fine, then he clutched his throat and started choking. Frink stumbled about the laboratory knocking things over as his shadow morphed and twisted. Eventually the poindexter Professor Frink was no more. In his place stood the smooth talking, Casanova we shall call John.
"Oh what sort of Poindexter works here? Ugh! I need a change of scene... ciao!" said John, Frink's Mr Hyde. He left to find a less geeky place to be.
Hugo frowned. "I don't like the new Frink."
"I like him very much..." Bart smirked. His twin glared at him.
"Anyway Let's head home, Oz?" Hugo sighed.
We pan over to Oscar who is entangled in the tight, coiled grip of the Green Frink tentacle mutant's tentacles. Oscar moans aroused as he weakly struggles.
"ENOUGH!" Cousin Hank yelled.
Hugo winced at Oscar.
Eventually they got the tentacle mutant to release Oscar. Oscar whined as he was in love with the tentacled beast for some freakish reason...
"I'll send you roses darling!" Oscar blew kisses to the green tentacle mutant of writhing green tentacles.
Bart frowned grossed out as he dragged Oscar home.
Meanwhile in Oscar's Playstation 2 Bart contradicts himself.
"Holy Cannoli! I am so plump in CGI!" said 3D Oscar.
"Ugh! I pick and I pick my nose and it id never empty..." said Bart groaning fed up or mentally exhausted with something.
"Ugh... you pick your nose?!" Hugo groaned.
"Bart everyone treats me like some sort of social outcast and shies away from me in disgust when I pick my nose..." said Oscar.
"That's because one, you do it in public in front of people, Oz. And secondly, you pick with both your pointing fingers stuffed deep up your nose..." Bart groaned in disgust.
Oscar had both his index fingers stuffed up his nose, digging for boogers.
Back in reality.
"Can we not talk about nose picking..." Bart groaned.
Oscar frowned while he was digging for nose gold...
"Kid you keep doing that and it's a one way trip straight to Mucus Valley, home of the Mucusaur..." said Flapdoodle.
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
As they passed through Pikeland avenue Lisa headed towards them in tears.
Lisa was sobbing.
Bart sighed. "What is it? Someone ate a burger? Someone picked a flower..."
Lisa frowned as tears stung her. "Not funny Bart!"
"If you must know, Mr Burns is trying to buy some pandas from the zoo and the zookeepers are willing to give him some endangered pandas!" Lisa whined.
"And..." said Bart in the manner of a question.
"Bart! He only wants the pandas so he can kill them for their fur!" Lisa whined.
Oscar gasped. "Lisa's right, we need to save the pandas. For I was and still am an animal rights enthusiast, I was in fact since before Lisa became a vegetarian."
Bart groaned irked.
...
The Springfield Zoo.
Lisa leads the way as her twin brothers and Oscar follow her to the panda exhibit.
Mr Burns was there negotiating with the zookeepers.
"Stop!" Lisa cried.
"In the name of looooooooove!" Oscar sang.
Bart socked him in the gut with a left hook.
"B'ooooowwww! My squeedlyspooch!" Oscar grunted.
"Don't sell your pandas to Mr Burns! He's gonna kill them!" Lisa whined.
"Oh no dear, Mr Burns is giving them a home in his Japanese koi garden." said a zookeeper.
"And you believe that decrepit old gargoyle..." Oscar frowned.
"Who cares? Once those pandas are mine, you cannot do anything about it, brats!" said Mr Burns sharply.
Oscar pulled out his uzis. "I can shoot you old man!"
"Oz no!" Bart yelled with misplaced morals.
"Bart! I'm allowing Oz to save those pandas by any means necessary!" said Lisa.
"Not with murder!" Bart argued.
Mr Burns sighed. "We'll discuss some other time, when I don't have a gun to my head, Mr Zookeeper..."
He left with Smithers.
Bart glared at Oscar and Lisa. "You can't solve your problems by shooting people!"
"I'm pretty sure I can..." said Oscar.
Later.
Lisa worrying about the pandas was watching them from perimeter of the exhibit where tourists stand.
"Those two look like Ting-a-ling and Ming Ting from Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers..." said Oscar pointing to the pandas.
Bart groaned. "No one cares about your lame cartoons..."
Oscar glared at him.
"Wait, Rescue Rangers gives me an idea! They got Ting-a-ling and Ming Ting sent back to China by painting green spots on them, Everyone thought the pandas had a disease so they sent them home! Or in our case the zoo would quarantine them!"
"And Mr Burns wouldn't be able to collect them! That's it!" said Lisa delighted.
"Lis your plan is not seriously gonna be inspired by a sappy cartoon..." Bart groaned.
"Sure why not?" said Lisa.
Bart groaned.
"And then we paint Teddy's nose green..." said Oscar to Teddy.
Teddy, his living teddy bear winced.
Plot 2
Elsewhere. Sherman Klump and the other boffins put all the hamsters back in their cages.
"Funny how they all escaped except Shelly." said Sherman Klump.
There was a fat hamster in a cage.
"Well that's because Shelly is to fat to move about." said a scientist.
"You shouldn't fat shame." said Sherman Klump as he fed a treat to Shelly the fat hamster.
Shelly nibbled the treat.
Sherman headed to his classroom to write up equations and term papers.
At his desk he looked in his draw, it was full of stationery or stationary. I forget which one is pens and pencils.
He closes the draw, opens in a secret alternate way only he knows how. There is a secret space under the pens, pencils, erasers etc that is full of chocolate bars...
Yeah go ahead eat them fatty...
"This man inspires me..." Homer grinned.
Marge sighed.
Sherman Klump took a Snickers, unwrapped it and took a bite.
"Better?" Homer asked.
Buddy Love stood where Sherman once stood.
"Better."
"Oh a Snickers commercial... Reeeeeeeaaaallll funny... not!" Bart groaned.
Oscar sighed and snapped his fingers. Buddy morphed back into Sherman Klump.
Jada Pinkett Smith arrived as the film's love interest.
Sherman gawked at her.
"Careful Sherman. Will Smith is highly protective of her..." said Oscar.
Will Smith ran around slapping anyone who was rude to Jada.
"Oscar slap!" He yelled referencing his character in Shark Tale.
"Oh I was just looking for Professor Klump." said Jada.
"I am he! I mean, I am Sherman Klump."
They shook hands.
Sherman spilt things over the desk. Ie marbles and a yo-yo.
"Oops!" said Sherman.
Clara politely giggled.
...
The Nuclear Power plant. Homer's work station. Homer came with a box of candy bars. possibly Hersheys.
He got out tools and began cutting and drilling to modify his draw where he stores pencils.
Later the draw looked the same until Homer revealed it was just sat on a much larger draw that was full of candy bars.
"Mmmmmmm! Ingenious Homer..." said Homer feeling hungry.
Sherman Klump shrugged and ate a candy bar.
Mr Burns's office.
Mr Burns shivered in disgust as he watched Homer admiring his secret candy stash.
"Sir can you confirm you're not really planning something as pedestrian as a koi garden with live pandas." said Smithers.
"Of course not. That was just to pacify the zookeepers. Of course I am going to slaughter these pandas for their fur!" said Mr Burns unashamed.
Smithers sighed.
Back in Homer's workspace.
Homer was showing Lenny and Carl his secret candy stash.
"Yeah that's not clever or cool Homer. Your eating yourself to an early grave..."
Homer sulked. "If Sherman Klump does it, then it is cool!"
"Whatever..." said Carl.
Mr Burns's office again.
Mr Burns has requested a mother mole. He suckles from the mother mole.
Smithers sighs freaked out.
"You should try some Smithers..." said Mr Burns.
"Ahem sir, you have some papers to do with your will to sign." Smithers handed over paperwork.
Mr Burns sighed. "I hate signing things..."
Back down with the serfs one last time... Homer sulking over Carl not admiring his ingenious method of stocking up on candy in his workspace grumpily chewed a a nougat bar.
"Please stop!" said his heart.
"Shut up heart!" Homer yelled punching himself in his chest. "Ow!"
In the cafeteria the swollen eye guy with one eye larger than the other was having lunch with Ponda Baba.
"Oz the guy with a swollen eye is not Dr Cornelius from Star Wars..." Homer groaned.
Oscar laughed.
...
At home.
Oscar was sat in his diaper playing with his toys in the lounge.
Cousin Hank seethed.
"ENOUGH ABOUT DIAPERS YOU FREAK!" He yelled.
Oscar caused an anvil to fall on him.
"I hate you..." Hank groaned.
Oscar dragged a small toy truck around and made noises with his lips.
Teddy, his living teddy bear creature sniffed his diaper encased butt with his big, wet, shiny, round black nose.
Oscar farted.
Teddy fainted from the stench.
Oscar grinned and continued playing.
Bart ran in. He winced. "Oscar get dressed..."
"Why? I like being in just my diaper..." said Oscar.
"Because there are whales on stilts with eye lasers outside..." said Bart.
"Again? I thought they went home to the ocean..." said Oscar getting dressed.
There was a sperm whale outside. it was on stilts and firing lasers out of its eyes.
"Gadzooks!" said a British kid with blond hair dressed in steampunk.
Bart winced.
"Okay that's it. We are going on vacation until those things get bored and go away..." said Homer.
"Oj can I wear my Sonic the hedgehog pyjamas and my dummy in the airport?" Oscar asked.
Bart was about to say no but Marge interrupted. "Of course sweetie!"
Oscar smirked at him.
Bart groaned.
Hank seethed.
"He is nine! not two!" Hank yelled.
"Hank stop picking on him!" Marge told off Cousin Hank.
Hsnk sighed. "I'm listening to Fairytale of New York by the Pogues..."
The airport departure lounge.
Oscar was wearing Sonic pyjamas and sucking his blue pacifier.
Bart frowned at him.
"You definitely should know that is not normal!" Bart hissed.
Oscar frowned back as he sucked his pacifier.
They stayed on vacation until the laser whales on stilts got bored.
...
After the whales got bored and the Simpsons returned home.
At home, Hugo is reading about circles and pi.
"I LIKE PI!" Teddy yelled.
Hugo sighed.
A cartoon white dog with a big round shiny black nose was sniffing Baby Alvey Avery from Son of the Mask.
"Ie the crud sequel..." said Bart.
"It is not crud!" Oscar snapped.
Alvey who was tiny compared to the giant mutt for some reason... grinned and stuffed his plump fists up the cartoon dog's nose. Splat!
Alvey winced as he tugged at the gooey snot. He pulled and tugged at the slime frantically.
"Eeeeeew!" Bart groaned.
Alvey grunted and tugged at the gooey snot.
The cartoon dog winced in digust. "Ugh! Let go! Let go!" he whined pulling Alvey free.
"Eeeeeew!" Bart groaned.
Oscar laughed.
That night. Professor Frink took his serum. He became his romantic persona caused by Grampa's love potion.
"Let's make a wild wing-ding for the cyclotron honey..." he said to Mrs Professor Frink. They both have Professor scholarships.
"Whatever you say Professor..." said Frink's wife.
So they headed down to the cyclotron for some love making...
"About the death ray..." John asked.
"No I still don't like the death ray..." said Mrs Frink.
Meanwhile at the zoo.
Bart, Lisa and Oscar sneak in with Homer.
They head to the panda exhibit.
Oscar rappels down into the panda exhibit. Once on the lawn of the panda containment he gets out a pot of green paint and a small brush. He paints green spots on the pandas.
Homer shivered. "I'm not entering a panda containment garden. Not after that male panda raped me..."
Lisa winced at him.
"Dad TMI!" She groaned.
Oscar was hard at work painting the pandas.
"Hurry up..." Lisa whispered.
...
The Zoo, the next day. A zoo keeper heads to the panda containment whistling, he drops the bucket of food pellets and gasps. "Oh god no!"
The exhibit is quarantined. The baffled pandas are coated in green spots.
"I don't know this illness but is probably contagious..." said Dr Hibbert.
The zoo keepers gasped.
Mr Burns arrived. "Ahoy hoy!"
"Sorry Mr Burns. But the pandas must remain under quarantine until further notice." said a zoo keeper.
"Drat!" Mr Burns seethed. I need them for my uh... Koi garden by this weekend!"
"Sorry but we can't risk an epidemic!" said the zoo keeper.
"Then I give up! I don't want them then! I can't wait u til this infuriating quarantine ends!" Mr Burns seethed.
Oscar and Lisa high five. "Yes!"
"Now to solve the case of the zoo's supply of peanuts going missing." said Oscar.
"Uh... no... stop referencing Rescue Rangers..." Lisa sighed.
The pandas looked confused by their green spots.
Lisa smiled. It was just a harmless brand of paint, it would wash off soon.
Teddy was singing a daft song.
"Better than candy, you're so dandy!"
Oscar frowned. He painted Teddy's big wet shiny black nose green.
"Misses!" Teddy whined in a camp manner like Clown Grim when Billy punched him on the nose.
Bart winced.
"That's weirder than when Üter kept painting one of his ears green..."
Üter the fat German kid was eating Grün Ohr Bärchen gummies.
"I am aware they are vegan friendly Oz." said Lisa. "But I dislike it when people act eccentric...
Oscar sighed.
Teddy was wiping the paint of his green shiny nose.
"Lets tell jokes to the hyenas, see if they laugh!" said Bart.
"Bart when a hyena laughs it doesn't mean they are happy..." said Lisa.
They head off to the hyena exhibit.
In the panda exhibit. Ting-a-ling pulls out from nowhere a beaker of a green fizzing chemical and pours it into a test tube. The panda twins from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers are secretly mad scientists...
"You know, this science and studying is why Mom sent us to live in a zoo..." said Ming Ting wearing a lab coat and goggles.
...
At a sloth exhibit.
"Move! Do something!" Homer yelled.
"Daaaaaad! Sloths sleep most of the day..." Lisa yelled.
Oscar was giggling about something.
"What is tickling you Chuckles..." Teddy sighed.
"Oh I was just remembering that time the rhinos escaped and Homer tried stopping them by yelling Jumanji..." Oscar chuckled.
Teddy winced.
Oscar painted his nose green again.
Plot 3
The Klump house.
They had a frightfully large dinner. Uh because they're all fat...
"Ooooooh this so wonderful getting together for dinner!" said Mom.
We cut to the Simpsons at dinner.
"I wish I could say the same..." Marge groaned embarrassed. Homer was strangling Bart.
(Bart wheezing)
Hugo was clipping his toenails at dinner.
"Eeeeeew! Hugo! Don't!" Lisa whined.
Marge was embarrassed.
At the Klumps.
"Cletus take this bowl its hot." said Mama Klump handing her husband a bowl of something.
"Sherman! We barely see your ass round here no more!" said Cletus.
"We don't say ass at the table..." Marge frowned.
"Ass!" Oscar yelled.
Marge frowned at him.
"Good to see you, boy!" said Cetus to Sherman.
There is way too much food for dinner.
"You think you're too good to have dinner with your family?" Cletus asked furrowing a grew eyebrow.
"Well I have been rather busy with my research and experiments." said Sherman.
"That reminds me, I have complex scientific notes to write up detailing how my death ray works." said Hugo fidgeting at dinner.
"You think you're too good to have dinner with your family?!" Homer roared.
"I+" said Hugo grimacing.
Homer strangled him.
"Homer! Stop that!" Marge told off her husband.
Everyone settled down.
"Hugo, Dinner is time for the family to eat together. You may not eat in your laboratory..." said Marge.
Hugo sighed and picked at his dinner.
"Don't give me no potatoes. They give me gas..." said Grandma Klump being offered potatoes.
Oscar chuckled. He clenched and farted.
"Oscar!" Marge told him off.
Oscar laughed.
"You keep farting and I'll turn yer ass into a frog..." said Grandma Klump.
...
At Springfield University.
Lisa, Bart and Oscar go to visit Benjamin, Doug and Larry.
"Intruder alert! Intruder alert!" Doug quotes the robots from Berserk.
Lisa sighed.
"We are the knights who say ni! Ni! Ni!" said the three nerds.
Bart sighed exasperated. "It!"
Benjamin, Doug and Larry scream in pain and agony.
"And the parrot is definitely dead!" said Bart.
"No it's just resting..." said Doug reeling.
"Let's go..." Lisa sighed.
"Yeah you have to be at Cloisters and bankrupt Dad..." said Bart.
"I will not be a game cock!" Lisa yelled.
"I still think that academy is a Pokemon..." said Oscar.
"Oz that is Cloyster!" Bart groaned.
Lisa sighed.
Elsewhere Frink discovered his alter ego John is evil. Basically he acts like a jerk in front of everyone.
He humiliated Mrs Frink at a comedy night by beating up the comedian. Since Eddie Murphy made everyone black for the sake of black power we are making the Simpsons spoof white, or yellow. So the comedian instead that night was Jim Carey.
Elsewhere Dipsy got annoyed Reggie/Dave Chappel took his zebra top hat.
(Dipsy jabbering in gibberish)
Reggie was baffled.
At Cloisters Academy.
Oscar vandalised the sign with black spray paint so instead it read "Cloyster's Academy."
Lisa sighed.
Bart groaned. "I don't know what's worse, this geek holding facility or Oscar's obsession with Pokemon..."
Lisa goes to her academy school.
"I am not visiting this nerd habitat..." Bart groaned.
Oscar went to the imagitorium. to imagine.
It soon was full of frogs wearing funny hats and screaming leprechauns.
Students winced when they heard the screaming leprechauns.
"Oh why did I imagine the screaming leprechauns... Oh wait it was to annoy everyone..." Oscar ponded then grinned.
Lisa sighed.
...
At the zoo.
The elephant habitat.
A baby elephant was talking to Chip and Dale while they juggled peanuts, in their twin shell you peel and discard. peanuts live together as twins.
Dale landed on his head on the baby elephant's trunk tip.
Chip laughed.
Even Monty and Gadget were eating nuts.
"I thought mice ate cheese..." said Oscar as his alter ego Dino Dude. He is wearing a green dinosaur snuggy and a round shiny purple clown nose on his nose.
"Mice anything humans leave lying around..." said Gadget.
Oscar as Dino Dude shrugged and tore at a leg of zebra meat. "I'm a carnivorous dinosaur..."
Chip and Dale were scuffling over the nuts.
"Also peanuts in their natural unpeeled form are called monkey nuts." said Gadget.
"Monkeys!" Oscar screamed.
Dale winced.
In the monkey house.
Monkeys were hooting and swinging about. Some were picking and eating lice from each other.
"At dawn we plot our escape. Then we overthrow humanity and create a new simian order!" said an evil monkey.
The other monkeys gawked baffled.
Monkey nuts were poured into the monkey habitat.
The monkeys rejoiced and ate the nuts.
Back at the elephant habitat.
Chip and Dale were fighting again.
Colonel Hathi told them off.
"yeah sure... the bull elephant is Colonel Hathi from Jungle Book..." Chip sighed.
"Stop this scuffling! That's an order soldier!" said Colonel Hathi.
At the panda garden.
Oscar arrived, shedding his dinosaur snuggy he lays ob Ting-a-Ling's lab table.
Ting sighs.
A cartoon panda with a big wet shiny round black nose sniffs Oscar's diaper.
"Enough!" Cousin Hank wept.
"Oh cripes that freak put it back... said Hank's friend who lost his balls 69 days ago.
The cartoon panda was still sniffing Oscar's diaper.
...
At the Simpsons house.
"Hey I didn't cause carnage ir go on an adventure this time..." Bart whined as all the previous 6 instalments were about him causing chaos and turning himself into things, exploding or messing with a gadget of some kind.
Fine...
At Frink's house. Professor Frink is making cookies.
"Hey Professor." said Bart.
Frink sighed.
"What are you up to?" Bart asked.
"I am making cookies." said Frink.
The Mudboy voiced imps from Grim Adventures laughed.
Frink sighed.
Bart saw some shoes. He fiddled with them. Metal stilts grew from the bottom of them. Their soles.
"Coool! " Bart cooed.
"Professor can I borrow the stilt shoes?" Bart asked.
"Sure just stop bothering me... Glavin..." said Frink as he stirred the raw cookie dough.
Bart takes off his blue sneakers and puts on the stilt shoes. He operates them somehow and grows taller as stilts grow out of the soles.
"Cooooool!" He coos.
He goes off to have fun with them.