I don't own One Piece only my OC Kisho
Kisho is up on deck, and he watches how Luffy gets Interrogated by Sanji about some missing food.
Oh hey, looks like you have something around your mouth said Sanji.
Ah! I forgot about the crumbs said Luffy.
I knew it was you said Sanji.
Jerk said Sanji.
Hey, Nami we need to do something said Sanji.
We need a better way of keeping food safe from Luffy, can we please buy a refrigerator that locks? said Sanji.
Well, maybe said Nami.
Might be a good idea since it could be a matter of life and death said Nami.
Maybe we could chain the refrigerator said Kisho.
No that won't work Luffy will just break 'em besides it will be a pain in the ass to get it unchained and then chain it up again said Sanji.
That's true said Kisho.
Time skip
Over there you two said, Vivi.
What's the matter, Vivi? Asks Kisho.
Look out there said Vivi.
Hmm said Kisho.
What is that stuff? Asks Ussop.
Cotton candy? Said Luffy.
You guys wait here I'll go get Nami said, Vivi.
What's going on? Asks Zoro.
There something rising out of the ocean over here said Ussop.
Then Vivi comes back with Nami, Chopper, and Sanji.
Nothing to worry about, it's just a little steam said Akane.
So, is it coming from the ocean? Said Vivi.
It's a hotspot said Kisho.
What's a hotspot? Asks Luffy.
An undersea volcano said Kisho.
There are volcanoes underneath the sea? Said Chopper.
That's right said Nami.
Nami explains.
Yuck it smells like sulfur said Ussop.
I can't see anything, there's steam everywhere said Luffy.
Bear with it we should be out this steam soon said Kisho.
Then Luffy and Ussop catch a weird man.
No, really this getting out of hand said the stranger.
I really need to stop jumping onto every random duck I see said the stranger.
What is that? Asks Luffy.
You have help please said the stranger.
Get me out please, I can't swim said the stranger.
Scene change
I thought I was going to die there for a minute said the stranger.
Hey, you saved me thanks said the stranger.
I never imagined my life would be saved by a group of complete strangers, thanks again I'll never forget your kindness said the stranger.
Although Could I trouble you for a cup of warm soup? Chicken noodle will do said the stranger.
No way! Yelled the straw hats.
We can't even feed ourselves! Yells Zoro.
Then the stranger flirts with Vivi.
Ugh so weird said Vivi.
So, uh you really can't swim huh? Said Luffy.
That's right, you see, I ate a Devil Fruit So I can't swim even a little bit said the stranger.
What kind of Fruit? asks Kisho.
Let's see well since I can't go anywhere until my ship picks me up, I guess there's no harm in a little fun said the stranger.
For saving my life I'll show said the stranger.
Now get ready this is my power said the stranger.
Why you said Luffy?
Wait, wait, hold on a second said the stranger in Luffy's voice.
This is all for a little fun remember? said the stranger in Luffy's voice.
Huh? said Zoro.
Hey now, mean guy, relax said "Luffy".
No way, that's me said Luffy.
Fun, fun, fun, fun said "Luffy".
And if I touch my face with my left hand... said "Luffy".
I'm back to normal said the stranger.
Now that is the power of the Clone-Clone Devil Fruit said the stranger.
That's amazing said Nami.
The body and the voice match perfectly said Ussop.
There you see I didn't have hit you that hard said the stranger.
Okay, now watch said the stranger.
All I have to do... said "Ussop".
Is touch my right hand to you... said "Zoro".
As you can see said "Kisho".
I can turn into anyone said "Chopper".
That's not all I can change bodies too said "Nami".
Stop that said Nami.
Uh guy, are you okay? asks Luffy.
Oh well I'm terribly sorry said the stranger.
But I shouldn't demonstrate my power anymore said the stranger.
No please do more said Luffy.
Okay, I guess I can show a little more said the stranger.
He's really hamming it up huh? said Nami.
This is just boring said Zoro.
Well did everyone enjoy my very special secret talent? asks the stranger.
It's quite impressive but I almost never show it off said the stranger.
Oh, whatever said Nami.
Then a ship appears.
It's time to say goodbye already. What a shame said the stranger.
No, you can't leave, please don't go said Ussop.
Try not to be sad, journeys must always include farewells... and yet, I will forget you or today said the stranger.
It's been brief, but true friendship isn't determined by time, don't cry friends said the stranger.
He jumps onto his own ship.
See ya cool guy said Luffy.
Good riddance said Kisho.
Then they hear the crew call him Mr. 2
Mr. 2?! said Ussop.
That guy is Mr. 2? said Vivi.
Vivi, you mean you didn't know him just by looking? said Luffy.
Uh-uh, I never met Mr.2 or Mr. 1 and his partner I don't know much about any of them or what their powers might be said, Vivi.
Then she describes what she knows about Mr.2, and it fits the guy to a T.
Didn't know said Kisho, Luffy, Ussop, and Zoro.
Something wrong, Vivi? asks Luffy.
I saw something in his memories, in the faces that he showed us said Vivi.
One of those faces belonged to my father, Nefertari Cobra the King of Alabasta said Vivi.
That's not good said Zoro.
No, it's not if he morphed into the king that easily, Mr. 2 has the potential to be a problem and cause a lot of trouble said Kisho.
Looks like was let a really bad guy get away today huh? said Ussop.
So that guy is our enemy? asks Chopper.
Looks that way and having him as an enemy is not a good thing. If Mr. 2 realizes we're the ones Baroque Works is after he'll use the memory of our faces he got earlier and use them to transform into any one of us and we won't be able who's the real one and who's the fake said Kisho.
Really? said Luffy.
I'll explain it again said Nami.
No, hold on a second said Zoro.
Luffy's slow but he's right not to be scared said Zoro.
Right, we know what his power is, and now we can come up with a way to counter the ability said Kisho.
What do you have in mind? asks Nami.
Scene change
That thing is huge said Luffy.
A sea cat said Vivi.
It's a sea monster said Chopper.
It looks like food to me said Zoro.
Yeah, let's go said Luffy.
We're on the right track, now if we can just get there alive that would be great said Nami.
Food for me said Luffy.
It's backing away said Zoro.
Reverse! Put the ship in reverse said Luffy.
No, we can't do that said Ussop.
Hey, don't let it get away! said Sanji.
If the two of you don't capture it, I'll kill you said Sanji.
Now, then sea kitten how do you think I should cook you? asks Sanji.
No said Vivi.
Vivi, what are you doing? I'm hungry said Luffy.
Why? Just why? It was food said Sanji.
Because you can't eat a Sea Cat, I just can't let you said Vivi.
Sea Cats are sacred animals in Alabasta said Vivi.
Well, that's good to know said Luffy.
There are more animals in the ocean than I thought said Chopper.
If you're still scared of that stuff, then you have a long way to go said Ussop.
Our food got away said Luffy.
Yeah, but don't worry Luffy said Vivi.
You'll be able to stuff yourself full really soon said Vivi.
Yeah, really? Will we get another cat to eat, Vivi? asks Luffy.
Vivi the wind and weather seem to be stabilizing said Nami.
Uh-huh, we're entering the climate area of Alabasta Island, seeing a Sea Cat come out of the water is proof as well said Vivi.
And those things you see behind over there are all the proof I need we're getting close said Zoro.
That's a lot of ships huh? Who are they? asks Luffy.
They're all flying the Baroque Works symbol on their mast; this can't be good said Ussop.
It looks as if all the Baroque Works employees have started gathering said Vivi.
I'm guessing that these are the billions, they're the subordinates under the Officer Agents said Vivi.
Looks like there's a small fleet out there said Kisho.
The best the Baroque Works has to offer, the elite of the underlings, this group will surely be a lot better than the Bounty Hunters at Whiskey Peak said Vivi.
Come on, they're not worth it, don't bother said Zoro.
If need be, I can send a tsunami their way said Kisho.
You can do that? asks Ussop.
Yeah, but takes a lot out of me so it's a last resort really said Kisho.
Scene change
Then the Straw Hats tie bandages on their arms.
Make sure and tie it tight I don't want anyone fooled by the enemies Deguise's said Zoro.
What a good plan said, Vivi.
We'll always know who our friends are, just look for the bandage on their arm said Kisho.
This Clone-Clone Fruit guy, so is he that similar when he turns into someone else? asks Sanji.
You have no idea, it's the same not just similar said Ussop.
It was crazy, really you should have seen it Sanji, he changed into every one of us, even Nami, and then we got to dance with him said Ussop.
Then that begs the question can he copy the abilities said Kisho.
You mean Devil Fruit powers said Nami.
Yes, can his Devi Fruit power also copy another person's Devil Fruit ability? said Akane.
If it can't we might have a way to figure out who's fake and who's the real one good thinking Kisho said Nami.
So, what should I do to help against this guy? asks Chopper.
Just do whatever it is you can do; you're not expected to do anything more Chopper and if you get overwhelmed just run said Ussop.
Whatever it is I can do, I got it said Chopper.
I can see the island now said Luffy.
Let's stop at the town called Nanohana, we have to hide the ship said Vivi.
Ok, no matter what happens on that island remember this thing on all our arms is a sign of our friendship said Luffy.
Now let's land okay said Luffy.
Then eat, oh and help Vivi said Luffy.
That's the side note? asks all.