I don't Once Piece only my OC Kisho
Get up said Luffy.
It's time to fight said Luffy.
Now Crocodile said Luffy.
He sits up and goes into a laugh.
Come on you think you can defeat me? Said Crocodile.
Sure, do now that I figured out how to stop you from turning into sand said Luffy.
I'll admit I'm impressed you three figured it out especially since you were about to die said Crocodile.
But I hope you realize something like that isn't merely enough to make this an easy fight said Crocodile.
I am one of the seven warlords of the sea said Crocodile.
So, what if you're one of the seven dumb warlords I guess that makes me the eighth warlord said Luffy.
Big deal. My father's one of the warlords too and my dad's one of the emperors said Kisho.
My captain is also one of the emperors said Ace.
Really? Who is he? Asks Cobra.
He's a pirate I'm surprised you haven't heard about him yet said Miss All Sunday.
He's helped your darling Princess Vivi escape from death a few times now said Miss All Sunday.
So then he is the one responsible for bringing Vivi back? Said Cobra.
And that's not all, the boy with the Tatoo on his back is Fire Fist Ace, the second division commander of the Whitebeard Pirates under Whitebeard one of the Four Emperors, and the one with red hair and gold eyes is the newest recruit of the Straw Hat pirates He's the son of red-haired Shanks, another of the four emperors and Dracule "Hawkeyes" Mihawk another one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea. And to answer your question about how two men had a kid, Shanks possesses a very rare condition that allows him to have a child with another man said Miss all Sunday.
Gum-Gum Pistol said Luffy
If I dodge it then it, no use said Crocodile.
My hand can still absorb any fluid on you said Crocodile.
Geyser said Kisho.
Now Ace said Kisho.
Fire Pillar said Ace.
Crocodile is surrounded by a collum of Water and Fire
Thanks, guys said Luffy.
You may be able to absorb moisture and fluids said Kisho.
But it won't be enough to beat the three of us said Ace.
Remember how you told me Devil Fruit powers get stronger? Said Luffy.
Gum-Gum Pistol said Luffy.
Shotgun said Luffy.
Desert Spada said Crocodile.
Uh oh said Luffy.
Luffy dodges the attack.
Barely said Luffy.
Aqua Bullet said Kisho.
Crocodile dodges all the water bullets.
Did you think I would fall for that? asks Crocodile.
Fire Gun said Ace.
Time for you to get wet said Luffy.
Luffy tosses the barrel of water at Crocodile.
Of course, your plan was obvious said Crocodile.
Sables said Crocodiles.
Barrel said Luffy.
He grabs the barrel. Ace and Kisho join Luffy on the Palace wall.
You're struggling so hard Straw Hat Luffy. you can't do anything at all without that barrel of yours now, can you? Said Crocodile.
This isn't any different from my first fight against you after all said Crocodile.
Yeah, you're right Crocodile said Luffy.
It isn't any different like this said Luffy.
Then he consumes the whole barrel of water.
How about this? Said Luffy.
Now I'm not the same as I was huh? Said Luffy.
You gotta be kidding me? Said Crocodile.
Water Luffy said Luffy.
Oh no, a leak! Said Luffy.
I guess I shouldn't have choked down so much water said Luffy.
You think? yells Ace and Kisho.
Damn it stop your messing around said Crocodile.
Crocodile attacks but Luffy douses him with water.
Who said I was messing around? Yells Luffy.
I'm always serious! Let me show you said Luffy.
Now Gum-Gum Bazooka said Luffy.
How was that Sand Croc? Asks Luffy.
That's amazing said Cobra.
He beat Crocodile? said Cobra.
That kid is weird but incredible said Cobra.
There's no time now for all this admiration said Miss All Sunday.
We have other things to do said Miss All Sunday.
Get up it's time for us to get moving said Miss All Sunday.
You are going to show me the way to the Poneglyph said Miss All Sunday.
What are you planning to do? How could looking at it possibly help you? asks Cobra.
Just stop asking questions. All you have to do is show me where it is said Miss All Sunday.
Your lucks begging to run out, you certainly did try but much time left said Miss All Sunday.
You should get going now Nico Robin unless you want to be dried up along with these brats said Crocodile.
Go now said Crocodile.
I'm done playing games said Crocodile.
Nico Robin? Said Cobra.
Yes as you wish said Robin.
They leave.
Listen up Straw Hat, Fire Fist, Kisho I'm going to destroy every last rock on this ground, and you along with them said Crocodile.
Ground Seco said Crocodile.
Kisho sprouts his ice wings and grabs Ace.
Ah! I'm falling said Luffy.
That was close said Luffy.
Alright, Water-Water Pistol said Luffy.
Ah! His hand sucks it up said Luffy.
You actually thought you could kill my powers didn't you Water Luffy? Said Crocodile.
That was a very foolish mistake to make said Crocodile.
The true power of sand is drying things out watch said Crocodile.
My right hand can suck the life out of anything by turning it to dust said Crocodile.
Its power is limitless said Crocodile.
He wasn't exaggerating even the statues are crumbling said Kisho.
Everything is just dying said Ace.
Ah! My sandal said Luffy.
Everything that is connected to the ground is done for including you said Crocodile.
Ground Death said Crocodile.
Time skip.
That was bad said Luffy.
That right hand of his is gonna be a big problem said Ace.
The entire lawn had been turned into a desert said Kisho.
Oh, great where'd he go now? Said Luffy.
Crocodile appears before him.
I'm quite tired of wasting my time with you said Crocodile.
He grabs Luffy by the neck.
He fires water at him but he tilts his head.
Missed me said Crocodile.
You think so? Heat Haze said Ace.
The attack hits and Crocodile lets go of Luffy.
Hovercraft said Kisho.
Kisho catches Luffy in a bubble.
Thanks, Kisho said Luffy.
No problem said Kisho.
Damn you, you really think just because you beat me it's over? said Crocodile.
Uh yeah, we kicked your butt said Ace.
True but I will have the last laugh said Crocodile.
Within 6 minutes this yard be blown up along with the square said Crocodile.
I'd stay but I'm in a hurry you just wait right there you four ok? Said Crocodile.
And then you can celebrate the new king of the sand country said Crocodile.
As if. Fire Fist said Ace.
Crocodile dodges the attack by turning into sand and leaves.
Damn him said Kisho.
Easy Kisho, we'll get him said, Ace.
That bastard he took off said Luffy.
I think he flew off in that direction said Luffy.
He won't get away with this, damn him said Luffy.
Scene change
Crocodile said Luffy.
Straw Hat! Fire Fist! Kisho! said Tashigi.
Where'd he go? Where? Asks Luffy.
Tell us right now which way did he go? Said Kisho.
Tashigi points in a direction.
Towards the temple, that way said Tashigi.
That direction? Thank you said Luffy.
They take off.
On the way, Luffy stumbles over and crashes into a building.
Geez, I can't move very well said Luffy.
That's because you weren't fully recovered from your first fight with Crocodile said Ace.
This is strange I ate all the meat said Luffy.
Sit still Luffy said to Kisho.
What are you gonna do? asks Luffy.
Shut up and let me concentrate said Kisho.
Ok said Luffy.
Kisho's hands start to glow, and he puts them on Luffy.
This feels weird but also good at the same time said Luffy.
Luffy let him work said Ace.
Sorry said Luffy.
Time skip
Oh, whoa that's amazing said Luffy.
I didn't know you could do that Kisho said Luffy.
I told you some of my abilities, not all of them said Kisho.
Well, I feel better now said Luffy.
So alright it's time for me to beat up Crocodile said Luffy.
And he missed the entrance said Kisho.
That's Luffy for you said, Ace.
Hey guys I think found where Crocodile went said Luffy.
We know that you Idiot! yells the two
They make their way down in the temple.
This place is falling apart said Ace.
Really? I hadn't noticed said Kisho.
Where are you, Crocodile yells Luffy.
What's with this freaky place anyway? said Luffy.
The whole thing is crumbling into pieces said Luffy.
They eventually find Crocodile.
So it's you three said Crocodile.
You can't get away said Luffy.
You're mine said Luffy.
How are you still alive? Asks Crocodile.
No matter how many times I kill you, you just keep coming back for more said Crocodile.
Well, answer me brat said Crocodile.
Tell me just how many times do you have to die? Said Crocodile.
There's something you still need to return Crocodile and we came here to get it back said Luffy.
What is this thing I took? Is it money? Is it fame? Or people's trust? Their lives? Is it Rain? Asks Crocodile.
I have taken all of those things so which is it that you want me to give back Straw Hat? Said Crocodile.
This land said Luffy.
The Land? Really you should know better than that by now said Crocodile.
I have no intention of relinquishing this country, why would I? Said Crocodile.
When I'm going to become its next King before long said Crocodile.
I came to this island to save Vivi's country but then we got here it was gone said Luffy.
You stole her country said Luffy.
I will defeat you, take this country out of your evil hands, and then Vivi will smile again said Luffy.
Threaten as much as you like but without any water, you are nothing said Crocodile.
Luffy kicks him and he crashes into the wall.
Luffy cracks his knuckles and stretches his arm.
No said Crocodile.
I see you are using your blood said Crocodile.
Clever said Crocodile.
Blood can hurt the sand too, can't it? Said Luffy.
First Rainbase and then the Royal Palace and now this underground temple said Crocodile.
You should be rewarded for your insistence on challenging me even after I put you through hell twice now you keep coming back said Crocodile.
Why you said Luffy?
You're a pirate Straw Hat said Crocodile.
You've certainly proven that in your determination to defeat me no matter, the cost said Crocodile.
And I'll admit you've become an annoyingly persistent open during our three encounters said Crocodile.
Alright, what's that? Asks Luffy.
It's a poisonous hook! yells Ace,
And it's not just any poison, it's scorpion venom, it's strong enough to melt rocks and it will kill you in seconds said Kisho.
Very perceptive said Crocodile.
I see said Luffy.
You seem to be a component pirate I suppose so surely you must understand that a duel between pirates is always about two people fighting for survival and when that's the case there's no such thing as playing dirty said Crocodile.
When the explosion happens in the square this place will most likely crumble to dust said Crocodile.
This will be our final battle so let's settle this once and for all said Crocodile.
Luffy stretches her arm to punch Crocodile, but he dodges.
He is about attack Luffy with the poison hook.
Cross Fire said Ace.
Ace crosses his fingers then a cross-shaped ray of light appears and that is followed by the column of fire.
Crocodile screams in pain.
Then Luffy kicks him into the wall.
You just don't get it do you? said Kisho.
Gum-Gum Pistol said Luffy.
Fire Fist said, Ace.
Aqua Punch said Kisho.
You were skewered, buried alive, and dried up said Crocodile.
You may have made it through all that but you won't escape this time Straw Hat said Crocodile.
There's no hope for survival the game is over, this poison will spread through you soon said Crocodile.
You know Crocodile you don't understand said Luffy.
What is it you are saying? What is it that you think I do not understand Straw Hat? Asks Crocodile
Lucy doesn't answer but attacks instead, but Crocodile jumps out of the way.
Gum-Gum Gatling said Luffy.
I don't think you understand you're going to die here very soon said Crocodile.
The poison from my hook has entered your wound, your body is probably becoming numb right now said Crocodile.
It doesn't matter if you win or lose this fight your body will still be buried underneath the rubble when this temple collapses said Crocodile.
Crocodile berates Luffy.
I said you really don't understand anything, do you? Said Luffy.
Vivi said Luffy.
Viv is always telling people not to risk their lives said Luffy.
Yet she's the first to lay down her life in order to save others said Luffy.
You still don't get it said Crocodile.
That's what makes her such a burden said Crocodile.
So why not ditch the Princess and save yourselves? Asks Crocodile.
Because none of us want Vivi to die! Helping each other is what friends do! Said Luffy.
And that's why none of us will leave her behind or quit fighting you said Kisho,
As long as she doesn't give up on her country neither will we said Ace.
Even if that means all the rest of you end up dead? Asks Crocodile.
If we die we die that's all there is to it said Luffy.
He laughs.
You can talk as tough as you want and keep blathering on about friendship if you like but your body is still freezing up on you said Crocodile.
You look pathetic Straw Hat said Crocodile.
Crocodile then tells Cobra the bomb is actually a time bomb.
A time bomb? Said Cobra.
No said Kisho.
This is not good said Ace.
I was very well-prepared Cobra you have to admit that much surely said Crocodile.
The most successful mission always accounts for unforeseen circumstances said Crocodile.
In this case for instance, even if something happens to the cannoneers the cannonball will still explode on its own, and the attack will only be delayed by a few seconds or so said Crocodile.
Of course, I did originally want it to be shot at the center of the square but the cannonball was big enough that it should do plenty of damage from right where it is said Crocodile.
Small time skip
At last, my time has finally arrived said Crocodile.
The day my grand ambition is realized said Crocodile.
Alabasta now belongs to me said Crocodile.
You can't... defeat us said Luffy.
You finally managed to speak and that's all you can come up with? Said Crocodile.
I suppose it's an expectable bluff from a loser who's about to die said Crocodile.
But of course, like any bluff, it's empty air said Crocodile.
Listen I'm the guy who will be King of the Pirates said Luffy.
Listen up you damn brats if you really knew anything about these seas you wouldn't make such idiotic statements said Crocodile.
I told you before there are thousands of rookies just like you, everyone chasing a naive little dream said Crocodile.
The sooner you understand the true level of the Grand Line the sooner you'll give up on your foolish dream said Crocodile.
Luffy manages to break Crocodile's hook.
Saint Elmo's Fire said Ace.
Riptide said Kisho.
We're the ones who's gonna beat you said Luffy.
Luffy then thrashes Crocodile.
It's over Crocodile, you've lost said Kisho.
You're just a two-bit nobody who comes from who knows where said Crocodile.
You can't beat me! said Crocodile.
Do you have any idea who I am? said Crocodile.
I don't care who you are because it doesn't matter said Luffy.
Whoever you are I will beat you! Yells Luffy.
He kicks him into the air.
Now fall with this ancient temple and let the desert sand bury you said Crocodile.
Sables Pasado said Crocodile.
Gum-Gum said Luffy.
Desert said Crocodile.
Storm said Luffy.
La Spada said Crocodile.
Luffy move said Ace.
Fire Fist said Ace.
Kisho finish it said Ace.
Water Spiral said Kisho.
The force of the attacks sends Crocodile through the bedrock and up into the skies of Alubarna,
Amazing, they launched him up through the bedrock beneath the city said Cobra.
I thank you said Cobra.
No sweat said Luffy.
The Rain returns to Alabasta it's revealed that everything that had happened in the country for the last 3 years was all Crocodile's doing. The Straw Hats leave to look for Luffy, Kisho, Ann, and Ace and get out of Alabasta.
Come on Ussop I know you're hurt but keep up said Sanji.
I wish I could but I'm coming down with "If I walk anyone, I'll die" disease said Ussop.
I'll drag you then said Zoro.
Wait, stop said Ussop.
Let me go or I could come down with "If I get dragged anymore, I'll die" Disease said Ussop.
Found them said Zoro.
Who are you? Asks Cobra.
Uh, just travelers passing through, and the guy on your back is one of us as well said Sanji.
We'll take him now, thanks old man said Sanji.
Hold on if you're with this young man then you must be those pirates who brought Vivi back to this country said Cobra.
Wait how would you know all that? Asks Sanji.
Daddy! Everyone! Said Vivi.
Hey, Vivi said Chopper.
Daddy? Said Sanji.
What? This guy is Vivi's dad? Said Sanji.
Guess that makes you the king said Zoro.
Yes, and I'd be a dead king if it weren't for the efforts of your brave young friend here said Cobra.
Even though He had come into contact with Crocodile's poison hook he still managed to carry myself and another to safety with help from those two, Unbelievable strength they have said Cobra.
Should we be worried about the poison? I mean is he gonna be alright? Asks Ussop.
He'll be fine Ussop the poison should be neutralized; he just needs his injuries to be treated said Kisho.
So do yours as well said Cobra.
We'll wait you need to be somewhere else said Zoro.
Go back to the square Vivi said Zoro.
They need you more than we do said Ace.
Heheh! They're right, now that the war is over it's only for the King and Princess to say a few words don't you think said Ussop.
You know tell 'em what really happened said Ussop.
Right and I can tell them all about guys too said Vivi.
Vivi dear please don't said Sanji.
We're notorious pirates the last thing we need is our faces and names known said Sanji.
Besides the World Government and Marines will probably just deny we were involved said Kisho
That and some of us here already have bounties on our heads said Ace.
But what we do need is food said Chopper.
And rest, we'd like to crash at the palace if that's ok said Nami.
The King and Princess go back to the square and the Straw Hats and Ace fall over and sleep.
3 days later
Man #1: Hey, does anyone have any more lumber?
Man #2: No, I'm out too.
Man #3: I have some left take whatever you need.
Look everyone's coming together said Ussop.
It's because their Princess is cute said Sanji.
Yeah, that's it said Ace.
Man #4: Dammit! House after house is like this! How could this have happened? It's like someone kicked a hole through them.
How awful said Ussop.
Hey guys what's that over there? Let's take a look said Sanji.
Scene change
Wow they're all such interesting books said Nami.
Is it really ok to take some with us? asks Kisho.
Absolutely. Take any you'd like; I've read them all said Cobra.
Thanks so much and I'll definitely take you up on the offer said Nami.
Kisho then spots a book that would be very helpful to them.
Your Majesty is this what I think it is? asks Kisho.
Cobra please and yes it is said Cobra.
What is it? asks Nami.
This is the Devil Fruit Encyclopedia said Kisho.
Wow so it is has every Devil Fruit in it? asks Nami.
Most of them said Cobra.
Does include pictures of what the Fruits look like? asks Nami.
Some of them said Cobra.
I have no need of it, so feel free to take it with you I'm sure it will be far more useful to you and your crew said Cobra.
This is an extremely rare book are you sure? asks Kisho.
Absolutely said Cobra.
Scene change
I've told you a hundred times, there are no pirates said Chaka.
Marine: Lying to us will only harm your country. Harboring pirates is a major felony.
Hey said Sanji.
Yo said Ussop.
What's up? said, Ace.
Oh, welcome back said Chaka.
There's no evidence and I don't see any pirates here, do you? said Chaka.
Marine: Well I.
I wonder if Luffy's woken up yet said Ussop.
I doubt it, things would be nosier if he had said Sanji.
Scene change
Oh man I slept good said Luffy.
Hey, my hat! Where the heck is my hat? Said Luffy.
I'm starving too where's my breakfast? Said Luffy.
My hat! My breakfast! My hat! My breakfast! Said Luffy.
You just woke up and you're already making a racket and it won't be breakfast it's dinner it's evening said Sanji.
You're hats right over there Luffy said Ussop.
Lucky for you a soldier found it near the front of the palace said Ussop.
I missed ya said Luffy.
I'm so relieved you finally got well Luffy said Vivi.
Got well? What do you mean? I was never not well said Luffy.
You dummy you were in really bad shape and had a high fever said Kisho.
Vivi, Kisho, and Chopper have been taking care of you all this time said Nami.
Really? Thanks, you guys said Luffy.
Oh, Luffy you woke up said Zoro.
Zoro long time no see said Luffy.
Wait a minute said Luffy.
How dare you! you were out training weren't you? Said Chopper.
So what? I didn't need your permission said Zoro.
Of course, you did! I'm your doctor! Where are your bandages? Said Chopper.
It was too hard to move with them on said Zoro.
You shouldn't be moving said Chopper.
Long time no see? Why'd I say that? Said Luffy.
Probably because it has been long you've been asleep for 3 entire days said Ace.
3 days? 3 whole days? Said Luffy.
Uh-huh said Ussop.
I've missed 15 meals said Luffy.
You did calculate quickly when it comes to food said Ace.
By his count that's like 5 meals a day said Ussop.
I heard the captain's awake said a woman.
Dinner will be served shortly, I hope you're all hungry said the woman.
What? Said Zoro.
Hey, old tube-haired guy, you're still alive? Said Luffy.
So that cross-dressing thing wasn't just an act said Zoro.
No everyone you're mistaken said Vivi.
This is Terracotta, she's Ingarams wife and the head of the Palace's servers said Vivi.
Thank you for helping Vivi and my husband said Teracotta.
I've heard of wives resembling their husbands, but this is too weird said Zoro.
I heard the captain eats a lot, so I had my staff put together a little snack to tide you and your friends over said Terracotta.
Thank you said Luffy.
He eats all in one bite.
Greedy pig! Yells Sanji and Zoro.
I'm gonna need 3 days' worth of food, lady said Luffy.
Oh, a challenge! Good I'm looking forward to it said Terracotta.
I've never lost to anyone's stomach so eat to your heart's content said Terracotta.
By dinner eat the Straw Hats and Ace do.
Guard #1: Geez, I've seen pigs eat less.
Guard #2: And with manners too I'm sure. This is the royal dining hall, not a trough.
This smells good said Zoro.
Luffy you just snatched my food, didn't you? Said Ussop.
Luffy nods no.
You lair said Nami.
Luffy goes for Kisho's food.
Touch my food and I'll douse you in water said Kisho.
Hey, you keep eating like that you're gonna choke said Sanji.
There's plenty more said Vivi.
Snatch my food will you, some hot sauce will fix you said Ussop.
Hah serves you right Luffy said Zoro.
Eyelash when did you get here? Said Ussop.
What do you call that dish? Asks Sanji.
Yummy said Nami.
Old man, I never knew you were the King! I bet that also means you're Vivi's dad huh? Said Luffy.
That's pretty cool said Luffy.
Uh maybe we should talk after dinner said Cobra.
Yeah, okay said Luffy.
We need another round down here guys said Zoro.
And water down here said Sanji.
Guard #1: They're loud, uncouth, and disgusting.
Guard #2: I'll say I can't watch.
Guard #1: The princess, how can she be laughing like that?
Soon everyone is laughing.
Scene change
This is the palace's royal bath said Cobra.
Normally we only use it during the rainy season said Cobra.
I'm royally impressed! It's gorgeous said Ussop.
Real mature guys said Sanji.
Well, that was some dinner tonight, wasn't it? said Cobra.
I thought an after-dinner bath would be a more sedate affair said Cobra.
But it seems anything you lads get involved with becomes a party very quickly said Cobra.
Hey Zoro! Look over here! Look at what we're doing said Luffy.
We're training said Luffy.
Real funny said Zoro.
Kisho increases the water flow on them.
Now that's funny said Kisho.
Good one said Zoro.
Uh, hey, where is the women's bath? asks Sanji.
You're nuts! Why would I tell you that? That's where the princess is! yells Ingaram.
I know said Sanji.
It's right behind that wall said Cobra.
Your Majesty! yells Ingaram.
Hey thanks, old guy you're the best said Ussop.
Forget it Ingaram they'll get what's coming them said Kisho.
That's true said Zoro and Ace.
Scene change
Nami-swan said Sanji.
Idiots said Kisho.
Yup said Ace and Zoro.
Thank you said Cobra.
Pervert said Kisho, Ace, Zoro, Luffy, Sanji, Ussop, Chopper and Ingaram.
Not for that! Yells Cobra.
For the country said Cobra.
He bows to them which shocks the pirates.
It's not that we don't appreciate it but is the King supposed to do that? asks Zoro.
The swordsman is right, Your Majesty said Ingaram.
You're the Sovereign ruler of this land, you should bow to no one said Ingaram.
Listen, Ingaram, authority is something you that wear over your clothes, but we're in the bath now and there is no so such thing as a naked king is there? said Cobra.
I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart as both a father and a native of this land. Alabasta will forever be in your debt, Straw Hats. Thank you all very much i cannot tell you how much we appreciate you said Cobra.
Scene change
Tonight? Said Ussop.
Yep said Nami.
We have to leave said Chopper.
The Marines know we're here, more will be coming said Zoro.
I agree with Nami said Zoro.
We need to get out now said Zoro.
Me too and just because she's got a pretty face said Sanji.
Do you think we should leave Luffy? Asks Ussop.
Yeah, but only after we've had some more yummy food said Luffy.
No, now you idiot said Sanji.
Where are Ace and Kisho? asks Chopper.
I don't know. They said they'd be back in about an hour or so But I told them the plan so we're good said Nami.
Scene change
It revealed that the two men had made love.
So your dad has a rare condition that allowed him to have you? asks Ace.
Yeah, and I could have the very same condition said Kisho,
You mean I could have just gotten you pregnant? said Ace.
It's a possibility yes. But I won't know till another month or so said Kisho.
By the way, I ran into Shanks when I started my piracy career three years ago said Ace.
And you just happen to run into him? said Kisho.
OK, I sought him out after gathering a decent-sized crew but it's not for the reason you think, I wanted to thank him for saving Luffy said Ace.
How did he react to Luffy having a brother? asks Kisho.
He was surprised said Ace.
So you're going to be taking off too said Kisho.
Yeah. Crocodile is defeated so I gotta get back on Blackbeard's trail said Ace.
Yeah, we're probably gonna be headed for the Red Line. But first, we'll probably stop in Water, Sabaody, Fishman Island said Kisho.
In that case, I wanna give something to you said Ace.
Ace reached and searched through his bag and after a few minutes turn back to Kisho.
Here said Ace.
Your Vivre card? said Kisho.
Yeah. When you reach the New World look up said Ace.
Thanks then here take mine said Kisho.
Not surprised a revolutionary has a vivre card said Ace.
I got it made when I set sail three years ago said Kisho.
So you wanna go another round before we have to get going? asks Ace.
They kiss and start another round of passion.
Scene change
Not bad said Zoro.
So one final farewell oh kingdom of the sand said Ussop.
Luffy, aren't you full yet? Asks Ussop.
These Alabasta dishes are great aren't they Sanji? You should make them sometime said Luffy.
Yeah, I liked them too, so I got some recipes from Terracotta. I also got some of their local spices said Sanji.
Um, what's wrong Nami? Are you sick? Asks Chopper.
I'll give you a piece of this if you want, just a small one said Luffy.
Nami if you're thinking about Vivi again, I understand said Sanji.
Listen moping around about it won't help, I know it must be really hard for you, you two got close, just keep your chin up okay said Sanji.
It's not that said Nami.
I'm just sad we didn't take the reward, the 1 billion Beri's said Nami.
You're moping about the money?! Said Sanji.
Ah! Ussop fell off said Chopper.
Ah! You shouldn't mislead people like that Nami said Zoro.
What do you think I was upset about? We just walked away from a huge payday that we actually earned said Nami.
Guys, Ussop fell down said Chopper.
That's his problem said Nami.
But you caused it! Yells the others.
The Straw Hats make it back to the Going Merry.
Finally, Long time no see my friends said Mr. 2.
Did you guys miss little old me? Asks Mr. 2.
Not a bit said Zoro and Kisho.
Let's unload said Sanji.
Later duck's thanks for the lift said Sanji.
Yeah you ducks take care of yourselves said Ussop.
Have a safe trip said Zoro.
Say bye to the king, the old tube guy, and all the others for us said Luffy.
So long fellas said Ussop.
Farewell may you ugly ducklings turn into beautiful swans said Mr. 2.
Wait hold on said Mr. 2.
Yeah, what? Said Sanji.
Don't "Yeah, what?" me that's just rude, you should learn some manners pretty boy said Mr. 2.
Friends aren't supposed to talk to their friends that way! Said Mr. 2.
Quit saying that you weirdo said Luffy.
We're not friends, we're enemies, you lied to us said Luffy.
No, I didn't, I just didn't mention I was a member of Baroque Works said Mr. 2.
Besides none really matters now, does it? Said Mr. 2.
Baroque Works is done for now and that means we're no longer enemies said Mr. 2.
Hey, move it said Zoro.
You're in the way said Kisho.
Oh, my bad said Mr. 2.
Well, if we're not enemy's ballerina guy, then why the heck did you steal our ship? Asks Luffy.
Oh, how dumb are you? Asks Mr. 2.
Watch it said Luffy.
Listen if I hadn't taken your little ship from where it was moored what do you think would have happened to it? Said Mr. 2.
The Marines probably would have seized it said Nami.
Change that probably to a definitely, honey said Mr. 2.
The Marines have been looking all over for you guys and your ship, every port in the country has been blockaded, locked down said Mr. 2.
Hey, hold on, you telling us you took the Going Merry, so the Marines wouldn't? Said Luffy.
Really? Said Ussop.
How come? Asks Chopper.
Cause you guys are my friends said Mr.2.
Need help loading? Asks Nami.
Nope, this the last one said Sanji.
Friends yeah right said, Kisho.
Tell the truth twinkle-toes said Zoro.
You and your crew don't have a chance getting through that blockade, but you might if you had us as allies said Zoro.
Bon Clay said the three.
That's right but in times such as these we have to band together under the Flag of friendship said Bon Clay.
If you believe in true friendship, say "Aye" said Bon Clay.
Aye said the three.
Yeah, Straws Hats said Mr. 2 men.
Where were you guys?! Said Zoro, Kisho, Ace.
Time skip
Dammit, shoot cannonballs said Luffy.
I can't deflect pointy things said Luffy.
If we take any more iron spears to the bottom of the ship it will just be a matter of time before we sink said Sanji.
Hey, I can't keep plugging these holes you guys said Chopper.
Don't just stand there do something said Nami.
What more can we do it takes all our effort to protect one side said Sanji.
One ship vs eight isn't a fair fight said Sanji.
If this was hand-to-hand combat, we'd have a better chance said Zoro.
We're stuck said Zoro.
Whether we chase them or run away they won't change their formation said Zoro.
Kisho you wanna get out there and take care of these annoying Marines? asks Ace.
Sure, said Kisho.
We'll each take a different group of ships said Ace.
Divide and conquer got it said Kisho.
The two Logia users each take a different direction, '
Fire Fist said Ace.
Tidal Wave said Kisho.
Then they hear a cannon fire and look to see Ussop has taken care of the last of the ships.
They return to the Going Merry.
Nice work you guys said Zoro.
Yeah, that was amazing said Luffy.
By the way, Ussop nice aim said Kisho.
Yes, just I calculated, it was me said Ussop.
That's what happens to enemy ships when I'm on the job said Ussop.
Nice going you guys now all the ships are gone! Nothing can prevent us from breaking through said Bon Clay.
And with that i'm heading out said Ace.
Luffy here this paper will have us see each other again, I want you have it said Ace.
Ace gets on his boat and leaves.
Man: Bon Clay, we got trouble.
What's wrong? Said Bon Clay.
Men: Black Cage.
No said Bon Clay.
What is going on? Asks Luffy.
Black Cage Hina, she's a Marine Captain, we're in her jurisdiction said Kisho.
She's a real pain we need to hurry up and fly the coop said Bon Clay.
Men: Yes sir, Mr. Bon Clay sir.
You guys need to wake up we have to run said, Bon Clay.
If we can pass through that point on the south, we can escape said Bon Clay.
But if we don't change course immediately, they take us down for sure said Bon Clay.
If wanna go, go said Luffy.
we can't go that way said Luffy.
And exactly why not? Said Bon Clay.
We need to be at the Eastern Harbor we've got an appointment said Nami.
There's no time to go around, we'll go straight through said Nami.
What? That's suicide said Bon Clay.
It's Ludacris is there some treasure about that's worth throwing away your lives? Said Bon Clay.
Fine run off and die said Bon Clay.
We have to get one of our friends said Luffy.
So, it's for your pal that you'd risk it all? Asks Bon Clay.
Running now would go against Bon Clay stands for said Bon Clay.
If we abandon allies who are risking their lives to pick up a friend could we live with ourselves tomorrow? Said Bon Clay.
Listen, guys, Straw Hats too, what I must say is of great importance said Bon Clay.
Time skip
Vivi said Chopper.
Forget about it, you heard the speech, that was Vivi's voice without a doubt said Zoro.
They're just broadcasting the ceremony that's being held in Alubarna, Vivi's already made up her mind not to come here said Sanji.
No, I don't buy I think she's here said Luffy.
This is the place, right? Asks Luffy.
Yeah, that's it said Zoro.
Let's go it's past noon said Sanji.
There's no way she wouldn't have come, she's definitely here said Luffy.
Let's get out and look for her said Luffy.
This is bad guys the Marines are after us again said Ussop.
Exactly how many ships are out there? Asks Zoro.
I see at least six said Kisho.
Dammit, let's move said Zoro.
Give it up Luffy, Vivi's course is on a road far different from ours said Kisho.
Everyone said a voice.
Vivi said Luffy.
Karoo said Ussop.
Vivi said Nami.
See she came said Luffy.
Vivi said Sanji.
We need to go back better hurry said Ussop.
The Marines are right behind us too said Kisho.
I came to say goodbye yells Vivi.
What did she say? Asks Luffy.
Sorry, but I can't go with you! Thank you so much for everything said, Vivi.
I'd like to go on more adventures, but I can't ignore the needs of my country which I love more than anything said Vivi.
I have to say I hope you understand said Vivi.
I see said Luffy.
Thank you said Vivi.
I will... I will remain here and fulfill my duty said Vivi.
If we ever meet again no matter how much time passes, you can still call your friend said Vivi.
You'll forever said Luffy.
Idiot! Said Nami.
Don't reply got it? The Marines now know about Vivi and us said Nami.
If they can prove she has a connection to us, it's all over, she'll be considered a criminal said Kisho.
Turn away not another word said Nami.
The Straws all turn their backs to her and raise their arms with an X on them and Vivi does the same.
Set sail said Luffy.
Time Skip
Whoa, those Marines are fast said Luffy.
Or rather we're begging to slow down said Sanji.
We're not gonna make it much further like this, water's flooding in from the holes said Nami.
Here they come said Zoro.
We gotta fight said Sanji.
Yup said Kisho.
Let's go said Luffy.
They trip over the iron spikes.
What's this? Said the four.
Oh, that? Ussop said to hold to them in case we needed them for something said Nami.
Who knows said Nami.
Seriously! said Kisho.
Come on! Said Zoro.
They're in our way said Sanji.
I'll get rid of them said Luffy.
Luffy throws the spikes back at the Marines.
Ok, now are we ready? Said Luffy.
Now's our chance, full speed ahead! Shake 'em off said Zoro.
Scene change
Looks like the Marines have stopped following us said Zoro.
That's good news we shook them off said Zoro.
Stop it, what with pathic groans? Said Zoro.
All: I miss her.
That's enough whining said Zoro.
If you wanted her to join that bad, then you shouldn't have let her leave said Zoro.
Ah! You savage said Chopper.
Blockhead said Nami.
Idiot said Sanji.
Heartless said Kisho.
Three sword style said Luffy.
Saying three sword style isn't an insult Luffy said Ussop.
Four sword style said Luffy.
It's not the number that's the problem, an affected insult must involve some personal detail about the recipient that is rude said Ussop.
Look like we finally escaped the firing squad said a voice.
Yeah, said Zoro.
Excellent work said Nico Robin.
Here to avenge your friends? Just try it said Zoro.
What the hell are you doing here? Said Kisho.
Warning! Warning said Ussop.
Who's she? Asks Chopper.
I don't know but she's so damn beautiful said Sanji.
Didn't I tell you before? Don't point such dangerous objects at me. Are you always so slow? Said Nico Robin.
How long have you been on our ship? Asks Nami.
Quite a while said Nico Robin.
These are your clothes, right? I'm borrowing them said Nico Robin.
Wait a minute lady who the hell do you think you are? Asks Nami.
Monkey D. Luffy and has it been so long that you've forgotten you did to me, has it? Said Robin,
Luffy, what did you do you? Said Sanji.
All stowaways must leave this ship immediately said Ussop.
Wait a minute stop lying! You know I didn't do anything to you said Luffy.
Wrong and what you did to me was unbearable, go ahead, admit it said, Robin.
You're not making any sense, what do you want me to do? Said Luffy.
I want to join you said Robin.
What? Said All.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't run you through and drown you after what you and Crocodile put us through said Kisho.
Now now there's no need to get violent said Robin.
Why you said Kisho.
I wanted nothing more than to die at that moment, but you forced me to live, that's your crime said, Robin.
Luffy, I told you we should have left her down in that temple said Kisho.
There's no place for me to go or to return to said Robin.
So, I decided that I'll join you said Robin.
I see your problem guess there's no other choice, welcome said Luffy.
Luffy said the others.
There's nothing to worry about, trust me, she isn't a bad person said Luffy.
Scene change
Pay attention said Ussop.
I want some straight-up and honest answers, I'll ask you one more time what's your name? Said Ussop.
My name's Ussop, hello said Ussop.
Nico Robin said, Robin.
Okay, Nico Robin so what's your occupation? Said Ussop.
Archaeologist said Robin.
Are you serious? Said Ussop.
Archaeology runs in my blood, I come from a long line of them said Robin.
Hmm I see so your family has a scientific background said Ussop.
What in the hell? Said Zoro.
Go on said Ussop.
It was when I was 8 years old, I decided to pursue archaeology as my career, shortly thereafter I found myself wanted by the World Government since then I've spent the past 20 years hiding from the world said Robin.
You've been alone since you were 8? Said Ussop.
Then one day I heard the calling of the sea, but there's no way for a child to survive alone on the water. The option I found that assured my protection and the ability to achieve my goal was I chose to work for various rouges said Robin.
Not an ideal solution but it brought me this far and here we are said Robin.
And guess you incorporated Crocodile into your gallery of rouges said Ussop.
Of course, I used him to get to the Rio Poneglygh. I'm good at maneuvering through obstacles to achieve a goal, I'd be a great asset to you and your friends said Robin.
You're full confidence, what's you're specialty? Said Ussop.
Killing said Robin.
Luffy, my investigation has concluded that she is far too dangerous said Ussop.
You guys listening to me? Said Ussop.
Seriously I'm disappointed you two are pathetic said Nami.
Until recently she was the Vice-President of a crime syndicate, and do you really think such a woman should join us? Said Nami.
You may have fooled these idiots, but I'm convinced said Nami.
You pull anything and I'll personally kick you out said Nami.
Alright I'll keep that in mind said Robin.
Oh, I just remembered I brought along some of Crocodile's jewelry with me said Robin.
Oh wow, I love you sister you're the best said Nami.
Oh, boy here we go said Ussop, Kisho, and Zoro.
Nami's been had said Ussop.
This chick's bad news said Zoro.
Told you said Kisho.
She's following her lead like some kind of pet said Ussop.
Sanji comes and starts reacting poetry,
Look at him falling all over himself said Zoro.
Yeah well, he was a lost cause from the start said Ussop.
Looks like you, Kisho, and I are the only holdouts on this ship of insanity said Zoro.
We shouldn't blame the others; they're simple minds can't resist her charms said Ussop.
Hey Ussop, Chopper said Luffy.
So much for Ussop said Kisho.
Morons said Zoro.
They head for the back of the ship.
This ship has charm said, Robin.
Is it always this lively? asks Robin.
Yeah, it usually is said Zoro.
I don't see Ace, where is he? asks Robin.
None of damn business said Kisho.
This woman's up to something thought Kisho and Zoro.
What's the forecast Navigator? asks Robin.
Is it smooth sailing ahead? asks Robin.
The wind is calm, and the weather is beautiful said Nami.
There are no problems on my end sis said Nami.
How would you know? you haven't stopped gawking at that jewelry said Zoro.
Sanji is our snack ready. Asks Luffy.
Be patient said Sanji.
But I'm hungry said Luffy.