Squidward Cuts Sandals and the Bikini Bottomites
title says it all. has blood, and a bit of swearing at the end.
[i do not and never will own spongebob]
Some time after the episode 'Stuck in the Wringer', Sandals and the other Bikini Bottomites were confronted by an angry Squidward Tentacles.
"I bet you know why I'm here." said Squidward angrily.
"why?" asked Sandals.
"Well," Squidward said angrily, "I watched the scene in the episode 'Stuck in the Wringer', where you and those other jerks scolded Spongebob after he insulted his friend, Patrick Star, said 'You deserve what you've gotten', and left, without even bothering to help him!"
"I did say he deserved it after what he said," Sandals said in defense.
The other Bikini Bottomites agreed.
Sadly, that just Made Squidward very mad.
"HE DID NOT DESERVE IT, YOU BARNACLE HEADS!" Squidward shouted, now rather mad.
Sandals gasped, as did the other Bikini Bottomites.
"And do you know what I'm gonna do now?!" he asked angrily.
"W-w-what?" Sandals asked shakily.
"THis!" Squidward said, brandishing a pair of safety scissors. He went up to Sandals, and cut him on his side HARD.
Then he did the same thing to the other Bikini Bottomites.
Soon after, Sandals and the other Bikini Bottomites had blood leaking form their sides.
"Serves you right, you jerks!" Squidward snapped.
Sandals and the other Bikini Bottomitess burst into tears and ran off.
"Looks like those jerks deserve what they've gotten." Squidward said to Spongebob, who had just arrived.
"Sure did, Squidward." Spongebob said. "And thanks." he added.
"This stays between us." Squidward told Spongebob firmly, before walking away.
FUCK YOU SANDALS, YOU SHITHEAD BIKINI BOTTOMITE BASTARD BITCH NIGGA PRICK!
AND FUCK YOU TO THE SHITHEAD BIKINI BOTTOMITES, TOO!
a/n: reviews are appreciated.