Crack
Crack
Snap
Crunch
Pop
Popopopopopop.
Crack
"Oooh." Moaned Marinette, bringing her shoulders down with a loud crunch.
Marinette sighed, before noticing Alya's horrified look, "What?"
"Girl, please," Begged Alya, "See a doctor."
Snap
Pop
"About what?" Asked Marinette, as Nino slowly uncovered his ears.
"You were cracking like a bowl of rice crispy, Marinette." Said Nino, as Marinette twisted around to look at him.
"And?" Asked Marinette, twisting her wrists.
"And it's fucking weird!" Burst Alix, making Marinette twist further, "You're literally breaking all of your bones!"
Everyone stared at Alix, before Ms. Bustier cleared her throat.
"No, Alix, what Marinette is doing is pulling her joints apart to pop bubbles of gas in her joints. Marinette, please, just do as Alya says and see a chiropractor. I do not want to deal with Alix throwing up, again." Ordered Ms. Bustier, before looking around, "Now, before I leave you to study, does anyone have any questions?"
"How is Marinette still alive?" Asked Kim, making everyone look at him, "She broke her neck several times."
"Cracking her neck and breaking her neck are two very different things, Kim." Sighed Ms. Bustier, just as Marinette shrugged her shoulders down and make a loud, rippling crunch from her ribcage, "Marinette, please, see a doctor."
C
Chat sat on the Eiffel Tower, waiting for Ladybug to arrive. The noises Marinette was making earlier in the day still stuck in his head. He heard Ladybug land softly behind him.
"You are not going to believe what happened in my class, today, Chaton." Groaned Ladybug, dropping down next to Chat, "I was minding my own business and, apparently, made my classmates worry about my health."
"Really, one of my Classmates was cracking all through the class." Replied Chat, not turning to look at Ladybug.
Crack
Snap
Pop
Pop-pop
Crack-Pop
Crack-crack
Chat Noir's mouth engaged before his brain, "Seriously, Marinette, can you not?"
"Fuck you, Adrien." Snorted Ladybug, before both Heroes stiffened and slowly turned to look at each other. Ladybug's neck and shoulders popping at she turned.
The two stared at each other, before both let out a synchronised scream.
C
Ladybug and Chat Noir tumbled through Marinette's sky light, the two tumbled over each other, neither wanting to stop kissing for more than a second. Ladybug pulled back long enough to say, "Spots off." And go back to kissing chat Noir.
After a moment, Chat Noir pulled back and muttered, "Claws in." and Adrien dived back down to Marinette.
Adrien wrapped his arms around Marinette's torso and pulled her into a crushing embrace, his lips still moulding against hers. There was a loud SNAPCRUNCHPOP and Marinette pulled back and let out a low moan.
Adrien froze, as Marinette looked up him with a lazy grin.
"That was great!" Murmured Marinette, wrapping her arms around Adrien's neck.
"M-Marinette, was that your back?" Asked Adrien, drawing back and unintentionally pulling Marinette with him.
"Yeah~, I really needed that." Confirmed Marinette, resting her head against his collar bone.
Adrien went to speak again, only for Marinette to pull him down into another kiss. The two got lost in each other and, as Adrien was playing with the hem of Marinette's shirt, someone grabbed his ear and pulled him back.
Adrien's first thought was that Marinette's parents had walked in, only for Tikki's high pitched voice sounded in his ear, "You're both in school! You can't get pregnant yet!"
Plagg had taken up residence on Marinette's chest and went to sleep. Adrien and Marinette shared a look, both thinking the same thing; Did my Kwami just cockblock me?
C
When Marinette went to stretch, Alya prepared to cover her ears to avoid hearing the popping of Marinette's joints. Everyone waited for the sound, only for it to never come. Marinette rolled her shoulders. No sound came.
Marinette tilted her head to the side and Alya caught sight of a bruise on Marinette's neck. A bruise that looked suspiciously like a bite. Alya looked at Adrien, and saw he had a similar looking mark. Alya looked between the two, before making the connection.
"HOLY SHIT!"