The first time that it happened they were fighting in Celestia during the console wars

None of the four involved knew how it came to this, nor did they know why it came to this

Neither had any of them had expected this

Sure, if it was Neptune it would be more believable, regardless of common belief that Neptune and Purple Heart are separate entities that share the same body, Neptune and Purple Heart are one and the same

And it takes a considerable push for Neptune to actively behave in a manner similar to Purple Heart and vice versa for Purple Heart to be as silly as Neptune tends to be

If anything it should be Vert that's pulling this nonsense as a way to show off her assets and make Blanc jealous

So seeing Noire, workaholic, regal and at times (read: most times) tsundere Noire, who while in Black Heart form did what she did is a sight to behold

Especially since she looked like she was going to pull off a super secret technique

Blanc, CPU White Heart, was flabbergasted

Vert, CPU Green Heat, was astonished

And Neptune, CPU Purple Heart, was stunned to silence

Although it was not written down in any of the history books, that day Black Heart had achieved Victory against the other goddesses

Even if none of them talks about it, one is due to amnesia, the other two due to how embarrassing the loss itself was and the finally the victor due to how embarrassing her method of victory was for her

And that was supposed to be it, a one time thing that was never to happen again

But it did happen again and again and again

Noire very quickly came to the understanding that she is unintentionally using that technique after she loses herself to the flow of battle and only while she is in her CPU form

Thankfully there isn't any videos of her performing that scandalous technique, but that will only last for so long before people start to record her battles in order to have that one scandalous technique be seen on camera

The number of people that has seen her perform said scandalous technique while admittedly small, definitely enjoyed the view

Weirdly enough, Noire's shares tend to skyrocket for a short period of time whenever she has unintentionally used it with a (thankfully small) public audience

Regardless, Noire keeps that technique under tight lock and key and is overly aware of herself to not allow that move to ever be used again even if it means that she is now limiting herself to an extent by not allowing herself to lose herself in the flow of battle

Especially now that Uni and the other Candidates are born

She most certainly didn't want any of the kids to think weird things of her because of that move

There's also the fact that Neptune will never let her hear the end of it if she ever finds out (again)

Noire, Vert and Blanc has long since agreed to never speak of that technique

Blanc due to her lacking certain… assets [ducks under the table thrown my way] to perform said technique

Vert due to the fact that no matter how many times she tried she could never pull it off, which was embarrassing to her since her assets are much larger than Noire's

And Noire due to the obvious embarrassment she felt when she had first used it in battle, even more so with every subsequent usage

Thankfully things are calm theres days so the chances of a "mishap" with that move would be insurmountably low

Of course peaceful day won't last as ASIC and their piracy and monster smuggling happened

As such things got hectic again

Through cooperation between the nations they had found the head of ASIC and went to confront them

Maybe it was due to the fact that their shares are at an all time low when they went to confront them, maybe there was a number of other reasons why it lead to their defeat but The woman in charge, CFW Magic, was too strong

And the four CPUs and one CPU Candidate was captured

3 years had passed before they were saved by their younger sisters

Noire was especially proud of Uni, so much so that she had foregone any of their normal forced formality and just pulled the younger girl into a hug

Noire, Vert and Blanc had gone to their respective nations to undo and fix as much of the damages caused by ASIC during the last 3 years, while the Candidates and from the looks of it Neptune herself are going to continue on the adventure to go stop ASIC once and for all

Between the amount of work that she has to do due to her absence for the last 3 years, fixing the damages done, stabilizing the economy somewhat and gathering a decent amount of shares left Noire feeling…agitated, annoyed, and more than a little frustrated

And why wouldn't she be, after she saw the damages caused to her Lastation

A lesser person would say that Uni should have been able to handle Lastation while she was gone but Noire isn't a lesser person and she knows her little sister well enough to know that Uni did her absolute best, and sometimes your best isn't enough

Noire doesn't need to be a genius to know that Uni is already thinking low of herself and barrating herself, the last thing that Uni needs is for Noire to scold her about it as well

Regardless of how agitated, annoyed and frustrated she felt, her professionalism wouldn't allow Noire to show that in public, especially now that she has joined up with her little sister and the other candidates

They had just saved Histoire from ASIC's clutches and witnessed Rom and Ram with the help of Nepgear and Uni defeat CFW Trick, leaving CFW Magic as the last and final CFW that needs to be taken care of

And with how ASIC has taken control of Planeptune while feinting an attack on Leanbox, there's only 2 places that CFW Magic is likely to be

Regardless of where CFW Magic may be, they're plan is to go to Planeptune to reclaim it

Sure enough, almost like she's an RPG boss battle, CFW Magic was there at Planeptune

Let the battle begin!

Black Heart broke off her stalemate against CFW Magic as she pulled away suddenly, which caused Magic to stumble slightly but was able to regain her footing very quickly

Black Heart however simply backflipped away, dismissing her sword into her inventory midflip and landing in a stance that is all too familiar to both White Heart and Green Heart despite only having really seen it twice (once when they were on the receiving end of it and once when they were working together with her after the peace treaty)

She's standing tall and her body is being coiled by crackling black lightning, her legs together, heels touching one another, her left foot pointed towards her opponent while her right foot is angled around 45 degrees from where her left foot is pointing and her left hand held infront of her breasts and her right hand moves to above her breasts

"She's not going to… is she?" Green Heart asks White Heart that's next to her

"She's lost herself in the flow again, what do you think?" White Heart hisses back with narrowed eyes

Everyone else, CPUs, Makers, Oracles, hell even CFW Magic watched on in confusion (amusement in Magic's case) as to what Black Heart is doing (overconfident much, Magic)

Then as though summoned by its mistress, Black Heart's massive greatsword (that mind you is almost as big as she is) rises from her breasts until Black Heart can grab onto it's handle

" Lastation rise unfaltered! " Black Heart declares as she pulls the sword out, twirls and in one swift motion slashes in CFW Magic's direction, sending an energy slash crackling with black lightning in her direction

CFW Magic, understandably, caught off guard by the absurdity that Black Heart just performed needed a moment for her brain to reboot and allow her to react to the attack sent her way

But, between the distance between CFW Magic and Black Heart combined with the speed that the energy slash was traveling, by the time that CFW Magic's brain rebooted was just in time for her to take the full force of the energy slash to her face

Black Heart, not one to let an opportunity go to waste, took off in a bolt of black lightning to punish CFW Magic for the opportunity she's provided through her overconfidence

"Sorry Blanc" Noire apologizes to her friend and fellow goddess

"I'll be honest, I'm not even mad" Blanc for her part just brushes it off

"huh?"

"That goddamn bitch deserved far worse that what you dished out" Blanc growls out

"Ahh" was all Noire could say in relation to Blanc's statement

"Is no one gonna talk about how Noire just pulled her sword out of her boobs!?" Neptune exclaims

"Neptune, you say that like it's news" Vert says dryly

"It's news to me!"

"Oh yeah…I forgot that you had amnesia…" Vert laments

Neptune then suddenly starts to giggle much to the confusion of everyone else and Noire's dread

"Y'know, I thought that Verty was the Booba Goddess with how big her boobs are but its actually Noire with her Booba Sword" Neptune said in between giggles before her giggles devolved into full blown laughter

Needless to say Neptune was very much not going to let Noire live this one down, at least until both her and Noire learnt that Noire can actually use the Booba Sword in both forms although Neptune learnt that the hard way when Noire, in her embarrassment unleashed it, whilst in her Maker form, onto Neptune in an attempt to make her forget the last few minutes

internet hivemind said: Purple Heart Booba Sword
my dumbass sleep-deprived mind: Black Heart Booba sword would be funnier
my actual dumbass that hasn't slept in over a day: bet *proceeds to write this crack*
my actual dumbass after I had gotten some sleep: *adds plot because of course I do*