Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Star Wars: The Clone Wars
A/N: I've decided to focus on Ninja In The Web as I had to skip to the Lizards episode as I thought Naruto would easily handle the previous episodes as I am someone who believes that Naruto especially after the two-year training can easily take out most villains without any chakra and only needing chakra (Or his cloak for the very powerful ones/gets so pissed off and do it for a one-hit knockout punch)
That's why I usually give Naruto a weapon in superhero stories. So I do have a chapter for all but one story written out but needs to be beta'd. Mainly did that as email alerts are down again so wanted to wait for a bit. So after this story gets updated, that will be the focus until it's finished.
Shouldn't be super long as I'll probably have to skip one or two episodes or quite a few will be short with Naruto handling them. Plus I like doing the multi-parts as one chapter too. Then the poll will go down at Midnight after this story's next update (Ch 11) then I'll leave it up for a rotation, taking it down the day after Ch 12.
Then shortly after the new story should be up
Remember to vote if you haven't!
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Chapter X: Animal Attraction.
Last Time.
"Get normal soon Gill!"
Naruto rubbed his neck before the cheer squad thanked him with kisses on the cheek with Bonnie last. "No need for that, that's what I do." He said as Barkin shook his hand before they all went to thank Ron as well with Tara kissing his cheek.
"You know it's not like you're not still you know, you. But it would really stink if that jerk turned us into mutants. And you were. kind of... brave and all." Bonnie crossed her arms at that as Ron smiled.
"Who rocks?"
"(Sigh) You do." She walked off at that as Ron cheered.
Naruto hopped off the fence and walked up to the police cars that were giving them rides home.
Now.
Vault.
"Ah, the life of villainy is most exciting, is it not, my son?"
Senior asked his son who was looking away as they used a robotic spider to unlock a vault. "If I want flashing lights, I go to the discotheque."
Senior sighed at that. "In moments, the experimental prototype inside will be ours."
"Oh! Could you not simply buy this fancy prototype online?" Junior asked, looking over.
"You and your internet! Some things are best done the old-fashioned way, Junior!"
He opened the vault and saw Kim in her mission outfit at the door. "Señor Senior, Sr."
"Ah, Kim Possible, my feisty teen nemesis. You complete me." Senior said as both Ron and Naruto walked up from behind with a group of guards
"Don't forget us!"
"Yes, of course. Ron Stoppable, Naruto Uzumaki."
"Yeah, I'm not so good with the faces," Junior said looking at them in disinterest.
"Surrender, Señor Senior... Sr." Kim dropped down to point at the two.
"I must respectfully decline, but well played, Kim Possible. Well played. But next time, you will not be so lucky."
Senior hit a button on a remote having jet packs appear on him and his son before blowing a hole in the ceiling to fly out of to escape. "Until then... be well!"
"Bad man. Good manners." Ron spoke walking to Kim who turned to look at him.
Middleton High.
Naruto walked down the hall and up to Kim's locker where she was in her cheer outfit.
"I came out a green guppy."
"Like, a total red ferret."
"OK, at a fork in the road, you stop."
Naruto sighed as he heard the other kids before Ron walked up holding a book with various animals in different colors on it.
Animology.
"Kim, I need some advice. 'You're about to embark on a journey that will change your life. What snacks would you bring along?'"
"Don't tell me you got sucked in by this Animology craze."
"'Craze'? I think not. Animology is a window into your innermost self." Ron spoke, holding the book up.
"Ron, it's a lame cross between astrology and a personality quiz."
"Not even close. Animology assigns you a color and an animal. It's science, Kim." Ron replied as Kim closed her locker and walked to the gym.
"Thanks, but I have a life."
"It predicts your perfect mate. Tell me you don't wanna know your perfect mate."
"Not if he's some... blue baboon!"
"Don't even joke, Kim. A blue baboon would be disastrous for you." Ron said, opening the book as Kim looked over at Naruto.
"I think it's bullshi-!"
Smack!
"OW!"
"Language Naruto…! I pass on the fad, Ron." Kim said as she walked in while the others were on the bleachers reading the Animology book. "OK, let's get started."
"Do you mind? Some of us are trying to concentrate."
Billionaire's Club.
At a resort island, the Seniors are at a table with Junior holding the Animology book. "I cannot wait to unlock my innermost self!"
"I would prefer to unlock that vault in the weapons research facility." Senior said before seeing an overweight man with fair skin dressed in tropical wear walking toward them. "Oh, dear, here comes that pompous…" He stopped as the man got to them with a bowl of caviar. "Philippe! Philippe Bouillon! Oh, won't you join us for some lunch?"
"My pleasure, Señor Senior, Sr. You so rarely make it to the club these days." He stopped as he ate from the bowl.
"I have an active retirement."
"I understand your latest hobby is unique."
"Father wants to conquer the world," Junior replied, eating lobster as Phillipe smiled.
"Well, who doesn't? But the Billionaire's Club prizes... discretion and obscenely large personal fortunes."
Senior smiled at that before speaking. "I assure you, Philippe, though my pastime is pricey, I still possess the requisite billions for club membership."
"Of course... We checked." Phillipe nodded at that.
"Then, how can I help you?"
"Señor... A member in a melee with an American cheerleader? It reflects, how shall I say? Poorly in the club." Phillipe explained holding a magazine with him and Kim on it.
Senior frowned at that. "What are you saying, Phillipe?"
"That I am revoking your club membership. I'll take that." Phillipe explained as he took their food and drinks away.
Middleton High Cafeteria.
"Amelia! Over here!"
Bonnie waved to Amelia from her table, having Amelia walk away. "I heard you're a lavender mouse. I'm a red otter. Major conflict."
"I finished the Animology test."
Naruto looked up as Ron was sadly looking at the book. "Lemme guess. Blue baboon?" Kim asked as Ron shook his head.
"Worse. I'm a pink sloth, Kim."
"A pink sloth?"
"Sloth! The lowest of the low." Ron picked up the book and read it. "The pink sloth is an outcast, a follower, socially inept, and smells of overripe fruit!" I do not smell of overripe fruit!" He yelled as Rufus came out throwing a banana peel from his pocket. "I wonder if they have a pink naked mole rat." He said walking off with Naruto to put their toys away before Kim spoke.
"Ron, your stupid book!" She then picked it up and opened it herself. "Hmm... 'You arrive at the multiplex, only to find that the movie you've come to see is sold out.' Hmm."
Senior's Island.
"Father, if I was a tree, which tree do you think I would be?"
"One that would be banned from the billionaire club, Junior. This insult gives me no choice but revenge!" Senior said as he paced at an outside table while Junior was still reading the book.
"There are other clubs for the obscenely wealthy."
"Not the point. World-class villains are defined by disproportionate revenge. Perhaps I engineer a crash of financial markets that freezes the club's assets."
"That would require a large freezer." Junior looked up from his book to speak.
"I was not speaking literally, my son... Or was I?" He smiled as he stopped.
Possible Household, Dinner.
"Let's eat!"
Jim said as Ann was standing at the table with James and Time sitting. "What is taking Kim so long?"
"She's working on some big test. Didn't catch the subject."
Upstairs, Kim was at her desk which was covered in papers with the Animology book. "This should not be this hard. If the movie I want to see is sold out, I leave. But that makes me seem stubborn. I'll see something else. That's flexible. Or, it could mean I'm weak."
"Kimmie, aren't you coming down to dinner?"
Kim hid the book at that, as Ann stood on the ladder at the bottom door. "Just start without me, Mom. I'm swamped!"
"What exactly is swamping you?" Ann asked, walking in as Kim sighed.
"Animology. It says what kind of person you are. Not that I believe it. It's just for laughs."
"Sounds like fun. I'll put your plate in the microwave." Ann smiled as she left.
"Thanks, Mom. I'll just be a few."
Later, Ann was walking to her room in a robe before seeing Kim's light was still on. "Go to bed, Kim."
The light turned off at that before Kim spoke. "Night, Mom. Love you." Ann walked off as Kim used a flashlight to continue. "A mysterious stranger calls your name. You're most likely to…'"
Morning.
Kim ran into the kitchen and kissed her dad's cheek as she picked up an apple before leaving. "I'm a blue fox, Dad."
"Uh... super." Later, James was reading the book as Ann did the dishes. "Did you know that the blue fox is a born leader? 'Can't resist a challenge, driven to excel... a perfectionist.'"
"That explains the all-nighter."
"Hold the phone! "The perfect soul mate of the blue fox is the orange snake." Soul mate. I think Kimmie's a bit young to be looking for a "soul mate," or any kind of mate." He dropped the book as Ann walked over.
"In a few days, Kimmie will have forgotten all about orange foxes. This whole Animology business is just a silly teen fad."
"Hmm... If you say so. So, uh... What are you?"
"Teal cat. You? She asked as she picked up the book.
"Beige raccoon."
"Soul mates/Soul mates!" They both yelled and hugged each other.
Middleton High.
"I'm an orange... bear, which is cool."
Kim turned only to sigh as she heard the person speak as Amelia walked by.
"Guess what? That hottie in English is an orange... rabbit!"
She got to her locker and opened it before jumping as Ron walked up. "You were right, KP, Animology is completely bogus."
Rufus jumped out of the pocket at that. "Pah! Bogus!"
"I don't know if I'd go that-"
"Because there is no way Ron Stoppable is a pink sloth," Ron said before Wade came up on the computer.
"Kim. I got that info you wanted."
Naruto stopped and walked up to that. "Mission?"
Kim jumped at that. "Oh, no big. Just give it to me later."
"But you said it was the highest priority. "Utmost rush"?"
Kim started pushing the door closed. "Whenever's fine."
Ron then opened the door. "No, no, no. Go ahead, Wade. Important news will be a welcome break from this Animology garbage."
Wade took a sip from his drink at that. "OK, I checked all school databases, Kim, but there's no way to tell who's an orange snake."
Ron looked over at her and said, "You took the test?"
"Really?" Naruto asked as Kim pouted at them.
"I'm a blue fox. I can't resist a challenge." They then started walking as Ron looked over.
"I can't believe you are into Animology."
"I am not 'into' it, Ron. I took the test for laughs. No big."
Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!
"Who's the orange snake?" Kim asked, picking up her Kimmunicator as Ron smiled.
"So into it."
"Still looking, but you did get an interesting hit on the site. From Pop Pop Porter."
Kim raised an eyebrow at that. "Who?"
"Shame on you, KP. Pop Pop is the genius who revolutionized the heat-and-eat snack industry." Ron spoke, crossing his arms.
"Pop Pop's Mini Corn Dogs?"
"Nature's perfect food." Ron smiled at that as Naruto looked over.
"How are you not grande-sized?"
Kim raised a finger at Ron. "Have you ever read what's in them?"
"That would be stupid."
"I avoid fried foods."
"Even chicken?" Naruto asked, looking over. "I mean yeah, I'm not much of a junk food or sweets eater but I'll eat something once in a while."
Wade then brought up a middle-aged slightly overweight man in a black suit. "I need your help, little lady. Someone stole my state-of-the-art flash-freezing cryo-vator."
"No flash-freezer? That means no mini corn dogs!" Ron looked on in horror as did Wade.
"No bite-sized goodness?"
The two then screamed together as Kim sighed. "Pull yourself together and get me the down-low on this cryo-vator." Wade then started a cartoon commercial of an anthro corn dog getting frozen by a machine. "OK. We'll need a ride."
"Pop Pop's on it."
They walked out to see a blimp in the shape of a mini corn dog. "Dang! That's a big little corn doggie." Ron spoke as he walked ahead.
Pop Pop's Factory.
"Here we are, little lady. The scene of the crime."
The trio in their mission clothes looked at a large empty spoke in the factory with police tape around it. "Do you smell that?" Kim asked as she stepped in, Ron started crying with Rufus about the crime.
"Are you feeling right, son?"
"It's too heinous for words. I just love your product!: Ron replied crying on Porter.
"Don't do that."
"It smells so... familiar. Wade, I need an air quality analysis." Kim brought her Kimmunicator out as Ron started eating the corn dog so they wouldn't go bad.
"Activating olfactory sensors," Wade said as the device started to check the smell before Wade came back up. "That smell? Cologne. Very expensive. Custom-blended for an exclusive clientele. Guess who's on the list."
"Señor Senior, Jr." Wade frowned at that before speaking.
"Right."
Senor's Island.
"The Señor's plan is pure evil. Wait until the world is in a mini corn dog famine, then make us pay, pay big."
Naruto sighed as he and the others climbed the wall in mission gear as Ron spoke. "Señor Senior's after something bigger than mini corn dogs."
"What could be bigger than mini corn dogs?"
"Taking over the world," Naruto said as he got to the top and dropped down.
They got to the mansion and were grabbed by tendrils before being out on a conveyor belt and locked on as the Señor's walked up.
"Ah, Kim Possible. And so our little game of cat and mouse goes on, eh?"
"Are we the cat or the mouse?" Ron asked, getting Junior to chuckle.
"Mouse."
"But we were stalking you. That's cattish, my friend."
Junior blinked at that. "This is a good point."
"No, it's not." Kim sighed as Ron looked at Senior.
"Let the corn dogs go, Señor Senior!"
"Dear boy, this is not about tiny breaded sausages."
Kim smiled smugly at Ron. "Mmm-hmm."
"You blue foxes think you know everything."
"Blue fox? You study the Animology?" Junior looked up at that as Senior looked at the teens.
"Next, I will freeze the billionaire's club from which I was so rudely ejected."
"You're doing all this just to tweak some other rich guys?" Naruto asked as the small ray started up.
"Yes. Wonderful, isn't it?"
Kim struggled before speaking. "You can freeze us, but there is no way Pop Pop Porter's little cryo-vator can freeze an entire building."
"Well, actually, it's more of an island. Which is why we studied Pop Pop's cryovation technology to create... this."
A rather large version of the freeze ray came up in the middle of the room. "That oughta do it."
"Do you realize the jumbo mini corn dogs you could flash-freeze with the-Ow!" Kim kicked Ron at that as Senior turned on the belt and then left with his son. "Father! I am the yellow trout!"
As they left, the trio had Rufus help free them by hitting the off button before running off to see the helicopter was too far gone.
Billionaire's Club.
Naruto hit a wake on a jet ski as they passed people in boats before getting to the island with the others. As soon as they got on shore, their stuff was stolen before running to the ice-covered building and saving Phillipe who was frozen to a door. "You wouldn't want to dash in and fetch my caviar, would you?" He asked as Kim deadpanned. "I thought not."
"Look out!" Naruto pushed them away as a chunk of ice fell and hit him, knocking him out.
Next Day Middleton High.
Naruto whose head was bandaged walked the hall to his class and had a boo fall out.
"Naruto!" Kim spoke as the door closed before she saw the book was an Animology book.
She opened it and saw he had one question to answer before choosing what Naruto would say and looked at his result. (1.)
Orange Snake: Like the snake itself, you are cunning and very boastful. You love to be the best, even if you're not, but you try hard enough.
Soul mate: Blue Fox
In conflict with: Gray Chicken.
She looked up with a blush and smiled before closing the book and walking off to class.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
1. Originally had it as an orange fox but saw that on the KP wiki/fandom site and we thought it suited better as there was no other color for the fox/any of the animals.
I've decided to focus on Ninja In The Web as I had to skip to the Lizards episode as I thought Naruto would easily handle the previous episodes as I am someone who believes that Naruto especially after the two-year training can easily take out most villains without any chakra and only needing chakra (Or his cloak for the very powerful ones/gets so pissed off and do it for a one-hit knockout punch)
That's why I usually give Naruto a weapon in superhero stories. So I do have a chapter for all but one story written out but needs to be beta'd. Mainly did that as email alerts are down again so wanted to wait for a bit. So after this story gets updated that will be the focus until it's finished.
Shouldn't be super long as I'll probably have to skip one or two episodes or quite a few will be short with Naruto handling them. Plus I like doing the multi-parts as one chapter too. Then the poll will go down at Midnight after this story's next update (Ch 11) then I'll leave it up for a rotation, taking it down the day after Ch 12
Then shortly after the new story should be up
Remember to vote if you haven't!
Next to be updated will be Shinobi on Board.
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Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺