-Back And Ready To Attack-

Ness felt sick to his stomach. The real Kawasaki and Gordon are still in that cave. No one has a clue what's really going on. This is terrifying. Mario is terrifying. He's always been a crazy psychopath and he never knew. Not only is he trying to get rid of Kirby out of pure jealousy, but he kidnapped him! Who in their right mind would kidnap multiple people out of jealousy?

Ness didn't think it was about Kirby anymore. He's been planning something like this. He has a god complex. He's probably always wanted to take over smash. Ness can't let that happen.

He stared at himself in the bathroom mirror and gave himself a pep talk inside his head. Roy entered the bathroom and looked Ness up and down. Ness was confused and tried to ignore the redhead.

"Damn, bro. I would've never thought," Roy commented.

"What."

"Half the roster, dude? Fuckin' nice."

"What're you talking about?"

"Dude, dap me up," Roy closed his hand into a fist and raised it toward Ness.

"What? No. What's going on?" Ness slapped his hand away.

"Bitch…"

"Dude, what about the roster?"

"Oh, you would know."

With that Roy went into one of the stalls to take a dump. Ness rolled his eyes and left. That was fucking weird. Anyway, moving on. Ness needs to look for Mario's room.

"Oh goodie, it's Ness," Sephiroth approached him.

"Sephiroth? H-hi." (Weird, Sephiroth has never once acknowledged my existence.)

"Half the roster? Nice."

"What?"

"Dap me up."

"Wha? N-no! What's going on?" Ness slapped his hand away.

"Bitch…"

"This is the second time someone tried to dap me up. What about the roster? What happened?"

"Oh, so you're pretending to act all innocent now. What a snake~"

"Innocent? I-

"That cute face of yours isn't going to fool anyone now. We all know what you're about."

"I'm so confused."

"Well, I need to make it to my spa appointment. Tah-Tah~"

What the fuck is going on? What did the clone do now? Whatever, it's not important. He'll clear up the misunderstanding later. He continued to look around the halls for Mario's room.

"Yo, bro! Ness!" Ritcher ran up to him.

(Not another one…) "What."

"Half the roster, man? I was wrong about you. Dude got game."

"Game? Oh no…"

"I've been trying to fuck both Pyra and Mythra since they got here. How'd you do it?"

"No…"

"Bro what's your rizz game? You gotta tell me."

"This can't be happening."

"Who else did you fuck? I knew you fucked that Pokemon chick, but damn half the fucking roster. Dude dap me up," he said, raising his fist toward Ness.

"No! I-I didn't do it!" Ness slapped it away.

"Bitch…"

"I didn't fuck half the roster! It's a stupid rumor." (At least… I hope it is.)

"Nah, dude. I can see it now."

"What?"

"Girls are into twinks these days. It pisses me off. They should be into manly men. That's how it's supposed to be. Not some K-popper twig looking ass."

"What the fuck? So you believe-

R. Ike: "Shiiiit, is that you, Ness?"

Ness: Oh my god…"

R. Ike: "Duuude, half the roster? That's fucking wild. Dap me up bro."

Ness: "No!" *Slaps Radiant Ike's hand away*

R. Ike: "Bitch…"

Ness: "I didn't fuck half the roster. I can't even get a girlfriend."

Ritcher: "Bro is fucking lying. He doesn't want to tell me about his rizz game."

R. Ike: "Dude, not cool. Help a brother out."

Ness: "I… *Facepalms* Hey, do any of you know where Mario's room is?"

R. Ike: "Is bro trying to rizz Mario now?"

Ness: "No I just-

Ritcher: "I already knew bro swings both ways. I mean, he tried to fuck me."

R. Ike: "Whoa, bro."

Ness: "WHAT!"

Ritcher: "You got me swooning over you when you dressed up as a hot chick. You did that shit on purpose so you could sleep with me."

Ness: (This fucking clone…) "What do you mean I dressed up as a girl?"

R. Ike: "Dude, what?"

Ritcher: "Yeah, bro. It was crazy. I mean… He legit looked like a 10 as a girl."

R. Ike: "He does look feminine."

Ness: "I'm plenty manly."

Ritcher: "Nah look at you and them noodle arms."

Ness: "You know what, I'm done. If you guys won't help me, then leave me alone."

R. Ike: "Nah, dude. You gotta tell us your secret."

Ness: "There is no secret. I didn't do anything."

Ritcher: "Bro did nothing and still pulled."

Ness: "I didn't pull! It wasn't me it was… Fuck it. I'm outta here."

Ness pushed the two aside and started walking away. The clone fucked half the roster… Oh god why. How. How did he do it? How come his clone can get girls, but he can't? Is it confidence? Clearly it's a personality thing because they look exactly alike. He knows he should be angry, which he is, but a part of him kind of liked it. This means he has a chance. For once in his life, he felt good about his looks. These girls think he's attractive. The only problem is that he's a nervous wreck. But if he was able to somehow act confident, does this mean he has a chance with Tina?

Although every time he's around her, his mouth does the stupid and he looks like a fool. He can't talk to her with confidence. Although before it's because no one had flirted with him or checked him out. At least from what he saw. Knowing that Tina likes him, might help out with the anxiety.

He couldn't help but start to fantasize about him and Tina dating. They're at the skatepark. He's showing her cool tricks and she loves it. She tries to copy his move, but ends up falling. However, at the last second he catches her. She looks at him with stars in her eyes. He winks and it causes her to swoon. Then they go to his place and start kissing. One thing led to another and AND-

Holy shit he needs to stop. His heart was racing and his face was red from embarrassment. What the fuck is wrong with him? He can't stop smiling. Stop. This is so cringy. Gaaah! He's thinking dirty thoughts in public. He's writing a whole fanfiction in his head. His cave mates are right. He's such a degenerate.

Focus. Where's Mario room? Man, even if he does find his room, how is he going to break in? He can't bust down the door or break the lock. He'll create a commotion. Then again, most of the smashers aren't around. They're too busy planning Mario's stupid wedding. Then again, Ritcher, Radiant Ike, and Sephiroth were around. He should still be cautious. Perhaps he could use Lucky to-

"Ness, what're you doing here?"

He turned around and saw Sonic. He almost lost his cool, but he realized it was the clone.

"S-Sonic? Uh, I'm… Just h-hanging around," he nervously scratched the back of his head.

"Didn't you get the boss's text? We have a meeting. He asked me to go find you."

"B-Boss? You mean Mario?"

"Who else would I be talking about?"

"R-right. Um, ok. Lead the way."

"This is what I was talking about earlier. You keep doing things that piss him off. You need to listen."

"S-sorry."

"Come on, let's go."

Ness followed Clone Sonic to the garden. The garden, why are they here? He continued to follow the fake blue blur until they stumbled upon Tabuu fountain. Ness watched closely as Clone Sonic imputed the code. 003869130 got it!

The fountain moved to the side and a staircase appeared underneath. The two walked down and he was inside of a bunker. Why the fuck is there a secret bunker in smash?

"About time you two showed up."

…

-In Popstar-

Kirby looked at her warpstar in disbelief. She never once thought she had to fight her own star. She tried to reason with it, but it wouldn't listen. It kept attacking her.

She wasn't able to dodge the attacks. The warp star is too fast. It was teleporting from place to place. How can she beat something that she couldn't even see?

She kept tanking the hits. However, if this keeps up, she wasn't sure if she could survive this mission. One big hit caused her to hit the floor. She watched her blood mix in with the fountain water. She can't give up. The water! She kissed the water and transformed into Water Kirby.

The warp star went for another attack. It went through her and it caused her to explode into a giant splash of water. It was a water clone she created on a whim. She appeared behind the star and summoned the water in the fountain to form a whip. The water whips grabbed a hold of the warp star forcing it to stay in place.

She walked up to it. She quickly released her power and kissed it. The warp star witnessed her transforming into Nova Kirby. She had long blonde pretty hair with pink highlights and yellow bright eyes. She wore a white dress with a white scarf. She looked like an angel from the heavens.

She felt a powerful energy coursing through her veins. The star couldn't believe it. It really is Kirby. The imitation ability and that power it felt from her was all the proof that it needed. It went up to her and turned small. It went on her palm and waited for her command.

She did it. She got her warp star to trust her. She can go back home and prove her innocence. She threw the star into the air and watched it grow big again.

"I need to go back to the smash world," she said.

The warp star understood. She was about to hop on, but a sword suddenly stabbed the star causing it to fall on the water. She turned her head and saw Metaknight.

…

-Side Plot-

Leaf was on her way back to her room. As she was walking someone stopped her.

"Hey!" Female Byleth called out.

"Oh hi, Byleth."

"So, Ness, huh?"

"What?"

"I didn't think he had it in him."

"What're you talking about?"

"So how was he?"

"Excuse me?"

"I've never seen you with anyone. Was he your first?"

"Are you talking about sex?"

"Yeah."

"H-how do you know about that?"

"So he was your first?"

"Why are you asking me this? It's creepy."

"What, it's girl talk."

"I barely know you."

"Sorry, I was just curious."

Leaf gave her a look and left. That was scary. Why would Byleth of all people talk to her about Ness. Why would she care if she slept with anyone? No one went crazy when she would hang out with Red. Everyone assumed they were dating, so why did no one ask her about Red? Why Ness?

Leaf made it back to her room. It's late now, so it's time to settle. She sent out her Pokemon to cuddle with while she was on her phone. She was going through social media and noticed video clips on smashtigram of Isabelle's live stream.

She scrolled through the videos not thinking much. However, the more she scrolled down Isabelle's image kept popping up. She grew curious. Is Isabelle trending again? Well, she always is, but she's like really blowing up. Her latest stream is crazy popular. She decided to watch the video clip that most people were showing.

She couldn't believe her ears when she heard Isabelle talking about Ness on her stream.

"It's Ness. He like totally slept with half the roster like wtf am I right? I can't believe I almost got with him. Guys, he was all over me. He kept begging me to get with him, but a friend told me that he likes to fool around, so I said no," Isabelle laughed.

Isabelle straight up told everyone about their drama. She didn't think that Isabelle would gossip about it. This is fucked up. Why would she do that? That was private information. Also she made shit up. He didn't beg Isabelle to get with her, nor did he sleep with half the roster. Sure, he cheated, but half the roster? She would've figured it out a long time ago.

Isabelle that fucking bitch. She's twisting the whole story. She felt bad for Ness even though he's a cheating jerk. She couldn't help but feel guilty. She was the one that told Isabelle that he's a cheater. She didn't want Isabelle to get hurt. She thought that dog woman was sweet and would never talk about this.

Leaf should've known. Isabelle is a celebrity. She always gave off this sweet innocent vibe though. For the most part she didn't gossip. Well, that Leaf knew of. She didn't watch her streams, or follow her. She was a hi and bye friend. Not even. They didn't talk at all. Now this terrible rumor is going to give both Ness and her a hard time.

She started texting Ness about the situation. She was about to send it up but she paused. She was still hurt by what he did to her. She wasn't ready to talk to him. What if he thinks everything is all ok now that she texted him first? Besides, he probably already knows about the rumor. It's spreading so fast, people are probably already bothering him about it.