-The Star Warrior-

Mario, Ness, and Nate were all shocked to see Kirby. Ness hasn't seen her since Villager's party and Nate has never seen her at all. She looked angelic. A beautiful goddess.

Ness: "K-Kirby, is that really you?"

She summoned mini warp stars and it cut the chains off that was binding Nate to the chair. He landed on the floor and ran over to Ness.

Mario: "Kirby… So, you got a fancy new form. How cute, as you can see I'm a God now. You have no chance of winning."

She hovered over to where Ness and Nate were.

Kirby: "Ness! I'm so glad you're ok! Luigi was looking for you. Um… Wait, there's two of you."

Ness and Nate: "L-Luigi?"

Kirby: "He couldn't make it."

Ness: "Thank god."

Kirby: "How can you say that? He's your boyfriend. Uh well I guess… He's dating both of you. Wait, why are there two Nesses?"

Ness: "Boyfriend?! That's a lie! He tried to-

Nate: "It's a long story, but I'm his clone."

Kirby: "What?"

Mario blasted Kirby with a giant fireball.

Mario: "Enough talking you stupid bitch."

Kirby: "Mario, we don't have to fight. You can still make the right choice and stop all of this."

Mario: "O-ho-ho-ho! You really think I would drop everything? This is what I worked so hard for."

Kirby: "You know this isn't the way."

Mario: "I don't care what you guys think. I'm gonna make smash great again whether you like it or not and no one can stop me!"

Ness: "It's three against one."

Mario: "Ha! Three mortals versus a god?! You have to be kidding me."

Kirby created god infused boxing gloves and flew straight at him. She landed a punch and it actually hurt the plumber. He was shocked. He felt pain. He wasn't supposed to feel any pain. He's a fucking god.

Nate: "Go Kirby!"

Mario: "Fuck this! You wanna cheer? How about for me instead?"

Mario zapped a purple beam directly at Nate and Ness. The two started panicking when they saw their skin slowly turning purple.

Ness: "W-what's happening?!"

Kirby: "Ah! NESS! And… Ness. NO!"

Nate: "H-he's corrupting us!"

Ness watched in horror as he saw the purple reaching up to his hands. No, what is he going to do? He and Nate are going to turn into Mario's personal puppets. Eww, why did he have to say it like that. Think, Ness, think. Is there anything he can do or say to help Kirby? Wait a minute. He reached for his rucksack, but of course he didn't have it. The smashers ripped it off of him. In fact, his hat is gone too. God, why does he keep losing his stuff? Dammit, the core fluid…

Nate: "I guess this is goodbye…"

Mario: "Any last words before you two become my puppets?"

Nate: "Eww, why'd you say it like that?"

Mario: "Like what?"

Nate: "Become your puppets? Like what kind of puppet? Oh no, if you're anything like your brother. I don't think I want to know."

Mario: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Ness: "Kirby!"

Kirby's eyes were tearing up. The purple was slowly taking over. Soon, they'll become corrupted.

Ness: "Kirby, listen to me. I don't have a lot of time. There's a rainbow cube inside my backpack. Which I don't know where it is, but if you can find it, it's called the core-

Too late, the purple infection fully took over his body. Ness used PK Rockin at her. She dodged out of the way. Nate hopped on Ness's head and used PK Fire at her. She puckered her lips and blew it away. The two both tried PK Flash, but like last time she created a mini blackhole and it sucked it away.

"Mario! How could you!" Kirby gritted her teeth.

"Don't be too rough with them. Unless you want them to turn into mindless zombies!"

It's fine, she'll ignore them and focus on Mario. She charged after him. Mario gave her a cocky smile. She disappeared right in front of him. He frantically looked around to see where she was.

WHAM!

Kirby did a multipunch on Mario. He was able to pull himself away and he countered with his own punch. He then used his side air attack, spiking her onto the ground. She got up and was about to hop back on her star, but Ness kicked her and Nate punched her in the back. Nate tried to use PK Gaming, but failed. However, Ness used his strongest PK Rockin at her and it connected. It exploded onto her and she screamed in pain.

"Wa-ha-ha-ha! Yes! Kill each other!" Mario cheered.

Kirby shook her head and hopped back on her star. She went straight for Mario again. However, the plumber teleported Ness in front of him using him as a shield. She had to abruptly stop. Mario tossed Ness to the side and used his super jump on her. He then started punching her. Her face was full of blood and bruised up. He did a final kick which spiked her off of the stage.

She whistled and her star was able to catch her. She flew back up. Mario blasted his kamehameha at her. With her god-like reflexes she was able to block it with a star shield. Right after Mario's kamehameha, the two PK boys used PK Flash in hopes of erasing her. She dodged easily and threw them onto the ground. She made sure it was weak enough to knock them unconscious.

"Sorry, guys," she frowned.

Mario summoned a meteor shower. She punched the meteors protecting her and the boys. She did her own version of a kamehameha back at him. However, his body turned into smoke. Where did he go? Mario went behind her and was about to punch her, but with her ultra instinct she turned around and grabbed his arm. She swung him around and threw him on the stage. She summoned thousands of mini star shurikens at him, cutting him everywhere in his body.

She then crash landed on him and started punching him over and over again. His face was bruised up and bloody. However, the entire time she was punching him, he was laughing. It took her off guard and she stopped. Was her punches even effective? Why is he laughing?

"Oh, Kirby," he grabbed Kirby's fist. "I think it's time that I end this."

His eyes turned yellow. Oh no. This isn't good. He kicked her off and floated into the air. He raised his hand and it started raining thousands of fireballs. Her warpstar was dodging the fire. However, Mario kept summoning more and more and more. The star tried to warp out of there but it couldn't. The Final Destination Stage was its own little pocket dimension. These fireballs were falling faster than the speed of sound. Oh no, Ness! She steered her warpstar back to the boys. Oh her way there, the star was taking a lot of damage. It crash landed next to the boys. Kirby immediately created a shield for Sonic and a shield for herself and the boys.

The fire continued to rain slowly breaking the shields that Kirby made. She was barely hanging on. If she drops these shields, she'll be able to tank it, but Sonic and boys will die. No, the shield… It's… She won't be able to hold it any longer.

Mario was done playing games. He has a game to recreate. It's time to use his final smash. Mario prepared a stance and released a fire dragon that went straight for Kirby.

This is it. That dragon is going to destroy her shields. The Ness twins and Sonic will die. What's the point in defeating Mario if everyone dies. She has to think of something but what? She's not as powerful as she used to be. If only she was back to her original form. She would easily be able to defeat him. She looked back at Ness. Wait, what was it he said earlier? Something inside his backpack. A rainbow cube?

Kirby remembered when she saw a rainbow cube fall out of the rucksack that Luigi was carrying. Could that be what Ness was talking about? She had no choice but to release her shield to grab the rainbow cube she had tucked inside her shoe. The flame dragon was coming fast. She doesn't have much time. How does this thing work? She crushed it in her hand and when she did that the fluid went inside her open wound located in her hand.

Kirby felt a tremendous amount of power. This is how she felt when she was able to break the smash ball except she felt stronger somehow. Could it be because the liquid went inside of her? There's no time for questions. She released her power and a giant sword formed in front of her. She looked at it shocked. This is the ultra sword! She grabbed it and did one full swing which deflected the fire dragon back to Mario. It all happened so fast. The god plumber was hit by his own final smash. He covered his face with his arms and was able to tank it.

When he lifted his arms away he saw Kirby with a giant fucking sword coming straight at him. He used another final smash, but the dragon was blown out of existence from another one of her swings. He panicked as he saw her right in front of him. However, her final smash was used up. She didn't have infinite ones like Mario did. Her sword disappeared, but her hands sure didn't. She did one final punch in Mario's gut which caused him to throw up rainbow liquid.

Kirby's punch spiked him onto the stage. It was so great that the stage started falling. Mario threw up the core he had consumed and it reformed into a ball. As the stage was falling, Ness, Nate, Sonic, Mario, and even the core was flying upwards.

Without the warpstar she didn't have enough speed to grab the core. It's risky, but she released her Nova Kirby power and kissed a rock that was flying upwards next to her. She turned into stone Kirby and fell fast enough to grab the core. She continued to fall fast and once she reached the stage, she punched it in the middle. She shoved the core back inside the stage. The stage glowed and was brought back to life. It stopped falling and it flew back up to where it was supposed to be.

The core resurrected everyone that was affected by it. Kirby hugged Ness as she saw that his purple skin faded away and he was back to normal.

"K-Kirby? Wait, w-where am I? What happened to me?" Ness slowly opened his eyes.

"It worked! Ness, it worked!" She hugged him tighter.

"Whoa! Hold on, what?"

"If you're back, that means everyone is back to normal! I'm so happy. I'm so so so happy!"

"Ack! Y-you're hurting me."

"Oops, sorry," she pulled away.

She helped Ness up and the two went over to Nate and Sonic. Nate was able to wake up, but Sonic was still knocked out. They went over to Mario who was fucked up. Ness checked his pulse and he was still alive.

Ness: "Should we kill him?"

Kirby: "Ness! No!"

Nate: "I mean…"

Suddenly The Hands and Mickey appeared out of thin air. They were resurrected by the core. Oh gosh! Does this mean that everyone is alive? The Pokemon that she killed are back! No doubt! Seeing them made her happier.

Mickey: "What the fuck? W-what happened?"

Master H: "We're back."

Crazy H: "Dude, I had a wicked dream."

Master H: "I don't think that was a dream, Crazy."
Ness: "Holy shit! The Hands and… Guys, that's Mickey! Get away from him! He's evil!"

Everyone stared at Mickey. The mouse gave them a nervous smile.

Master H: "Hello, Mickey. Nice to see you again."

Mickey: "I wasn't a part of this! I'm a victim too!"

Ness: "He's lying! He was working for Mario. He basically helped him kidnap me."

Kirby: "Kidnap?"

Ness: "Kirby, you have no idea what I've been through."

Kirby: "Huh?"
Mickey: "That's not true. I have no idea what that squirt is talking about."

Master and Crazy nodded at each other. They both beat the shit out of Mickey Mouse and the core sent him away to who knows where. Not here that's for sure.

Master H: "Alright well now that Mickey is gone, you have some explaining to do." *Points at Kirby*

Kirby: "M-me?"

Crazy H: "Who the fuck are you?"

Kirby: "I'm Kirby."

Both of The Hands laughed.

Crazy H: "No seriously."

Kirby: "I'm telling the truth."

Ness: "She is! Paluntena changed her into a girl."

Master H: "She used her canon powers in smash grounds?!"

Ness: "She did! I saw it."

Kirby: "Please, you have to believe me."

Kirby walked over to her beaten up warpstar. It was small and it fit on her palm. She showed them her star and kissed turning into Nova Kirby once again.

Master H: "That copy ability."

Crazy H: "That's a thing only the true Kirby knows."

Kirby: "It's me, I'm Kirby."

Master H: "Wow, we're bad at being guardians."

Crazy H: "For fuckin' real."

Nate: "What now?"

Master H: "Wait, why are there two Nesses?"

Nate: "Uh…" (I shouldn't have spoken up.)

Ness: "He's my clone."

Crazy H: "What the fuck happened when we were on vacation?!"

Nate: "A-are you guys going to kill me?"

Master H: "Well…"

Ness: "No! You can't delete him."

Crazy H: "Bitch, we do as we please."

Kirby: "Please, don't. He has every right to be alive like you and me."

Ness: "Yeah! He's his own person!"

Master H: "Why are you guys assuming I'm going to pop him out of existence?"

Nate: "Y-you're not?"

Master H: "No. What? He just can't stay in the mansion."

Kirby: "Why not?"

Master H: "He's not a part of smash. He's a clone."

Ness: "Then why do echo fighters get to be here? They're basically clones."

Master H: "It's different."

Ness: "How?"

Master H: "He's not supposed to exist."

Sonic: "Ow… My head."

Everyone turned their attention to Sonic.

Kirby: "Sonic!"

Kirby jumped on him and gave him a big hug.

Sonic: "Holy shit! W-wait, Kirby?!"

Kirby: "Yes! I'm Kirby!"

Sonic: "What the fuck? What happened?! Where's Mario?"

Kirby: "I beat him."

Sonic: "You… BeAt HiM?! H-HOW?!"

Kirby: "It wasn't easy, but thanks to Ness I was able to beat him."

Sonic: "Ness? What did he do?"

Ness: "Yeah what did I do exactly?"

Kirby: "You told me about the rainbow liquid."

Ness: "The core fluid? Wait, you found it?!"

Kirby: "I took it from your backpack."

Ness: "When?"

Kirby: "This was before I got here. You reminded me at the last second and I was able to use my final smash to save everyone."

Ness: "Huh… I actually did something."

Kirby: "Ness, you did so much. I wouldn't have been able to win without you. You're my hero~"

Ness blushed and looked away.

Kirby: "You all are! Thank you, guys for helping me stop Mario."

Everyone gave a group hug and cheered.

Nate: "So, wait, sorry to ruin the moment but what happens to me?"

Master H: "You did help save smash. I suppose you can stay, but you can't compete in tournaments. You have to live here as a ghost character."

Ness: "He can't even be a spirit?"

Master H: "No one in the material world can know he exists. Sakurai will see him as a bug and delete him."

Ness smiled at Nate.

Ness: "You get to stay!"

Nate: "Actually… I think I have a better idea. Your hometown Onett, right? I think it would be better if I learned more about you and your game."

Ness: "You're not staying?"

Nate: "I want to, but I don't think I'm ready to face everyone yet. I want to create my own identity as Nate."

Ness: "Oh… Actually that's perfect. You can live with my family."

Nate: "I'd like that."

Master H: "You can change your mind, young one."

Nate: "Thanks I appreciate it."

Sonic: "Um, question."

Master H: "Yes?"

Sonic: "What happens to Kirby?"

Kirby: "Can you guys change me back?"

Crazy H: "Oh fuck! Sorry. Yeah we totally can."

Sonic: "Oh damn. This is really happening."

Master H: "Actually I have a better idea."

Everyone: "Huh?"

…

-Restore-

Everyone has been restored back to themselves. They looked around the mansion and saw how destroyed it was. They were confused as to what exactly happened. Why is the mansion in shambles? They started to panic, but stopped when they saw that the mansion was miraculously fixing itself. Master and Crazy Hand appeared in front of them suddenly.

Master H: "Everyone gather here. I have important news to tell you."

Everyone stopped murmuring. The Hands moved out of the way and Ness, Sonic, another Ness, an unconscious Mario, and a beautiful pink haired woman. They all gasped when they saw her. Isn't she the imposter? They all started freaking out.

Master H: "Calm down everyone. I know what you're all thinking."

Sora: "Master Hand, what's going on?"

Crazy H: "He was just getting to that you stupid autistic bitch."

Sonic: "Damn."

Master H: "Please, allow me to introduce everyone to-

Little Mac: "That's Kirby! My Kirby!"

Kirby: "Little Mac?!"

Little Mac climbed on Donkey Kong's back and waved his hands in the air.

Little Mac: "Kirby! My darling!"

Everyone: "What?!"

Kirby: "Little Mac!"

Little Mac ran up the stage and kissed Kirby. Everyone was confused. How the fuck did that guy get such a fine babe? Also again, isn't she the enemy?!

Master H: "Yes, everyone, this is Kirby."

Everyone: "What!"

Byleth: "Why would we believe you?"

Metaknight flew in the ballroom and landed on the stage.

Metaknight: "I was wrong. She is Kirby. She proved it to me when I fought her in the fountain of dreams."

Crazy H: "Where the hell did you come from?"

Master H: "Yes, I know it's surprising but this insanely hot chick is indeed Kirby the pink puffball."

Roy: "How."

Master H: "Apparently Paluntena turned her into a woman."

Sonic: "Does anyone know where that goddess is?"

Master H: "No clue."

Kirby: "I hope she's ok."

Little Mac: "You forgive her even though she did this to you?"

Kirby: "Yeah. Everyone deserves forgiveness."

Crazy H: "She's probably dead."

Kirby: "Wait, didn't everyone get restored?"

Master H: "I'm afraid not. Only those who were infected with the purple."

Kirby: "That means… Lucario, Mewtwo, Red's Charizard, and Incinceroar are gone."

Little Mac: "Oh Kirby… I'm so sorry."

Ness: "It wasn't your fault. It was self-defense."

Master H: "Yes, I'm sorry dear."

Everyone fell silent.

Master H: "Well Kirby, are you ready to turn back?"

She looked at everyone. This is finally happening. What happens when she turns back to her puffball form? Will she forget everything? Will she still be the same? Most importantly what will happen between her and Little Mac? She looked over to Little Mac who gave her a sincere yet sad smile.

Kirby: "Little Mac…"

Little Mac: "I respect whatever choice you make. I'll still love you regardless."

Kirby: "Oh Little Mac!"

Kirby jumped into his arms and started crying on his shoulder. They shared a kiss and everyone's hearts melted.

Kirby: "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. I love you so much."

Little Mac: "I love you too, Kirby. I love you so much."

Kirby: "But I can't be a smash character if I stay like this."

Little Mac: "I know."

Kirby: "I'm scared."

Little Mac: "I would be lying if I said I wasn't, but I understand. This is what must be done."

Kirby: "I… I don't want this to end. I don't want to lose this."

Little Mac: "Oh Kirby…"

Crazy H: "You ready yet?"

Kirby: "Please. Just a little longer."

Little Mac: "It'll be ok, Kirby."

Kirby: "I don't want to go."

Little Mac: "I know."

Kirby: "I'm so scared. I don't want to go back to the way I was. I… I… I don't want to lose this feeling."

Little Mac: "Oh Kirby… I… I…"

Little Mac started sobbing. He wanted to be selfish and beg her to not change back, but if she didn't, then she wouldn't be allowed here in smash in the first place. She's been here since 64. Smash wouldn't be the same without Kirby. If he truly loves her, he has to let go. It hurts. It hurts so much, but… It must be done.

Kirby: "Promise me one thing."

Little Mac: "Yes, anything."

Kirby: "If I forget everything, I want you to move on. Find someone who will love you as much as I did. I want you to be happy."

Little Mac: "I can't. You're my one and only."

Kirby: "Please. I don't want you to hurt."

Little Mac: "But-

Kirby: "Please promise me. That is my last wish."

Little Mac: "Ok. I promise."

She let go of Little Mac's hand and walked up to Master and Crazy Hand.

Kirby: "I'm ready."

Everyone witnessed Master and Crazy Hand shooting a beam at Kirby. It was so bright that everyone was forced to close their eyes. They waited for a bit and then opened their eyes to see a cute pink puffball they all know and love. Everyone went silent and stared at the puffball in shock.

Kirby: "Poyo!"