Maximum Effort

Stepping onto the scene before him with his Visor scanning the sight before him, Bruce Wayne aka MOTHERFUCKIN' BATMAN. Gave no sign of a reaction to what was set before him, in a warehouse near Gotham's Docks, Robin and Batgirl however, or in order, Tim Drake and Barbara Gordon. Both had to repress the disgust and amusement at the scene.

For the scene before them… was none other than the group from the Cult of Deacon Blackfire, dead in the most humiliating positions.

Three men hanging from three hooks on a wall with they're underwear wedgied over their faces where singular holes between the eyes leaked with red, a table which looked like a poker table, was set up with two dead men giving the dealer fellatio, all sporting a single bullet wound to the back of their cranium, the last one was set up on a round table hooked to a wall, one victim hanging from the spinning table with knives stabbing randomly into his body, with the final corpse impaled with a Rebar to keep him on his feet.

Batman approached the middle with Barbara and Tim keeping far from the pools of blood on the concrete floor.

"Time of deaths tell this happened an hour ago, during the break out of Joker" stopping while noticing a Business card with a red circle over a black background with two white eyes staring back.

Seeing the card, Tim Drake spoke in surprise.

"Deadpool, wasn't he administered to an Asylum in Brooklyn after he was deemed unstable?" watching as Bruce scanned the card, he flipped it over with his eyes narrowing slowly.

"He's after the Joker"

"What makes you say that?" turning to Barbara as she carefully moved through the crime scene, Batman handed her the card to read the back… making her bite her lip to stop a laugh to escape her, if you ignored her blushing face.

"Flattering but it sounds like a kid trying to be an adult" holding the Card to Batman, Robin took it to read it himself.

"Dear B-man, on behalf of Gotham City, Kill the damn clown or D-piddy will do it for you, kind regards, the moron that just killed a cult cell planning to kidnap the thick Barbara Gordon to sacrifice her to the retard Joseph Blackfire, that's thicc with two C's by the way. Don't worry I plan to kill him too so don't worry about your gay clown lover for now, enjoy your evening orphan trust fund kid" staring at the card before slowly turning to Batman, the man showed no sign of being bothered by the fact Deadpool of all people, knew his connection to Bruce Wayne.

Staring for a moment, Bruce pressed his comms to speak.

"Alfred, we need to locate Deadpool, he has a new M.O. in the form of leaving his victims in inappropriate states of immaturity".

"Right away sir, shall I also inform Commissioner Gordon of this new development?"

"Give him what we currently have, we'll keep an eye out in case he's still at large"

"Of course, sir. Happy hunting" watching as Batman moved to exit the room, Tim spotted Barbara checking her own ass with a frown.

"I don't know whether to feel flattered or embarrassed?" shaking his head in amusement as he followed Batman, Robin left Batgirl before she followed hastily.

Meanwhile at the real show starter.

Kneeling on the ledge overlooking an abandoned amusement park, Wayde and Deadpool scouted the area, the Merc gave his own two cents as he pointed to a sniper on a tower from an old castle ride.

"Sniper, doesn't seem to have a second pair of eyes, sloppy that they only have one sniper stationed out here" bringing up a pair of binoculars, Wayde looked to the Sniper to see it was a Heckler & Koch G28…

Smiling at the weapon, Wayde spoke.

"I think I found my trophy weapon" getting an excited squeal from Deadpool as he vanished, Wayde stood up before leaning forward off the ledge, showing no sign of reaching for a ledge, he landed with a splat, breaking his ribcage on impact before he stood up with his spine popping back into place with his ribs also popping back.

Shrugging his shoulders with a shiver, Wayde began sneaking towards the sniper tower, stopping as men with clown masks passed by his hiding spot, seeing one guy lagging behind closer to him, Wayde danced around the guy before quietly kicking him into the shadows, unsheathing a Knife he slit the guys throat before continuing his quest for the Sniper.

Climbing onto a Building out of sight, Wayde made a mad dash to the building the tower was connected to, bringing out two short swords he began scaling the tower.

Standing over the amusement park while hefting the sniper in his hands, Doug had a smile beneath his clown mask at getting the nice rifle in his hands, Doug the thug failed to notice Wayde right behind him with a Spiked hammer, testing his swing to hit his head, Doug spoke with a sigh.

"What a nice view, this is why I love sniper duty, you get to enjoy the sights" getting a confused look from Wayde, he blinked for several minutes before he spoke.

"Tell me about it, nothing beats the high sights" getting a nod from Doug, the thug froze suddenly before turning around in confusion.

"Wait, who are y-SPLAT!" dropping the rifle as his head entered his ribcage from the LARGE HAMMER!. Wayde let the hammer go to pick up the rifle, checking the magazine to check the ammo, Wayde looked over the park whistling "He's a Jolly good fellow" happily as he equipped a silencer to the Sniper.

Taking aim while quickly dispatching the thugs down below, one guy drinking from a bottle facing Deadpool swallowed a bullet with the bottle shattering.

Wayde smiled at the sight with amusement as the thug fell backwards with his brains blown out.

Hefting the sniper to his back while sliding down the tower, he began skipping towards the Large clown head where the Joker was plotting his gay sex party with Batman.

Opening the door for employee's only on the top, Wayde spoke with an amused voice.

"Why am I still calling myself Wayde, I have Deadpool's body now!?" closing the door with a slam, the sounds of extreme violence echoed from within, a chainsaw buzzing was heard with terrified screams echoing, a Rooster as well?. KAKKOOOOOOO!

A Parrot?

Wait was that the sound of a fucking BEAR!? Crashing through the door with a white Snout, a Brown bear roared to the sky before rushing off, Deadpool leaned out the doorway slowly.

"There goes Cocaine bear, may you live to sniff another day, also why the fuck does Joker have a cocaine addicted Bear in Gotham City?" leaning in as we follow him, the sight of men being eaten by roosters from the rooster fights, a Parrot was pecking left eyes out of the corpses while screeching "Just like the Captain!" Deadpool retrieved the Deadpool themed Chainsaw while following a weakly crawling thug.

Deadpool skipped as the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black sounded from somewhere, standing over the whimpering thug, Deadpool raised his chainsaw above his head before speaking.

"Ever seen Chainsaw massacre, I hear it's a Wolf creek classic" hearing a cry from the criminal below him, Wayde slammed the moving blade into the man's spine as he gurgled in agony, reaching feebly as he was lifted above Deadpool, the spiritually kidnapped fanboy laughed hysterically as the man was sawed in half, dropping around Deadpool who wiped his eyes of blood, the man gave a laugh before skipping to Joker's hidey hole.

"Oh Mr Joker, The IRS is here to collect!" hearing the distant sound of a panicked scream, Deadpool struck an Anime pose.

"Never fear for I am here, how does that blonde buff geek pull that voice?" opening a door that lead to the employee break area, Deadpool blinked as a gunshot echoed.

Looking down to the hole in his chest, Deadpool went with it as he was shoved aside by the Joker himself.

Looking up in confusion as his chest healed, Wayde spoke while acting drunk.

"Hey, Buddy, you splashed you're shotgun all over my chest?" seeing the Joker ignore him in favour of running, Deadpool dropped the drunk act as the clown left the building.

"Does he fear the IRS that badly?" following after the Joker with a huff, Wayde went to open the door if not for a BAT-Hook to stab into his stomach.

Oh you gotta be kidding me" feeling his spine snap as he smashed through the door, The Joker along with three cops and Batman stood with Batgirl being the one to shoot him with the grappling Hook.

"OH GOD MY LEGS, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS, OH THE AGONY, OH THE-fucking nice ass before me makes me forgive you gorgeous" staring up at Batgirl who tried not to blush, Batman grabbed Wayde to cuff his hands.

"Oh am I going to the Madhouse with you're gay lover, sorry I don't swing that way" getting a glare from Batman, Deadpool spoke with a sigh.

"Dude have you even been laid yet, I thought you chased Catwoman for a reason, or that fucking creepy Assassin lady calling you her "beloved". I'm getting mixed signals here" getting a sigh from Robin, Barbara hid her mouth to hide her smile while Batman kept glaring, not really scaring Wayde who stared back while trying to pick his nose through his mask.

"No seriously are you gay or straight, there's been a fucking disappointment of a dimension where Superman is a faggot" getting the Bat glare more intensely as Wayde noticed the Rookie cop beside the Joker staring at said clown nervously, his hands twitching to his sidearm, Batman spoke firmly.

"You've killed enough people tonight Wilson, come peacefully and you'll be given treatment for you're insanity" giving Batman a look while Joker sighed, Wayde scoffed.

"The only way to heal people like me is with a fast approaching bullet to the noggin, I respect you and your efforts but it's starting to lose it's edge, I mean look around you, no one is scared of-HE'S REACHING!" screaming at the end while pointing to the Joker, the Rookie, in his panic, unholstered his sidearm to immediately fire point blank into the Joker's head with three excessive shots, leaving Commissioner Gordon shocked at the turn of events as the Joker, was shot by a rookie cop.

Staring down at the corpse of the Clown, Wayde looked to a stunned Barbara who had blood splatter on her face from her position beside the Joker, Deadpool spoke.

"Well, was not expecting that to work, Gordon give the kid a promotion for getting rid of the damn clown" getting stunned looks from the police and sidekicks, Wayde turned to Batman in time to get his lights knocked out.

"Worth it"