Run the Jewels


Standing beside Loki and Death with a Duffel Bag of weapons on his left shoulder, Wayde gave the Residence building a frown of confusion while Loki floated with a knowing smile while Death gave him a look of curiosity.

"Sooooo, the Yakuza is using this place as a hideout?" Turning to the phantom Loki as he gave a nod, the wolf was floating upside down while Death looked over the building before her eyes snapped to a random direction with eyes of horror before they blinked in confusion.

"A life was just extinguished and then, revived itself, is that normal in this world?" Getting looks from Loki and Wayde, the two shared a look before turning back to her with Wayde shrugging and Loki nodding.

"Yep, annoyingly enough we got a guy thinking he's immortal when actually he's nothing but a parasite" getting a nod from Wayde he continued.

"He steals the powers of others and uses them to expand his lifeforce, We're also hitting his hideout after this" Getting a nod from Wayde a she brought out two Desert Eagles.

"Alright how we doing this, you gonna scout ahead and give us a heads up while we crash the party?" Turning to Loki who gained a vicious grin, He vanished for a second before a white doorway opened up, allowing his physical body to step out… with the wolf ears still present.

"Wait those ears are real?" getting a smirk from Loki as he stepped forward, the man rolled his neck before raising his right foot.

Leaving Wayde confused.

Jumping as Loki stomped hard with a line of molten debris leading into the compound, shattering the glass nearby with buildings crumbling, Loki turned to the duo with his eyes glowing gold before fading to a dim amber.

"Ready to ruin someone's day?" the answer he got was Wayde rushing by him with his Custom Lancer raised in the air like a Tusken Raider from Star Wars before it all went to shit with feminism and DEI.

Looking after Wayde with Death flying after him, Loki gave a small chuckle before rushing after them with a bestial snarl.


Run The Jewels – Close Your Eyes And Count To F*ck feat. Zack De La Rocha


Leaping through a window where a Large man went to look through, Wayde shot him once before rushing forward, ducking under a Bone blade of a lanky man wearing a Chef outfit, Death caught the weapon as it went to cut Wayde's head off before the fake chef began coughing as his body became frail, Death looked to her right as a Bullet Pinged off her head.

The unfortunate victim stared for a moment before Death surged towards him like a bullet, removing his soul while Wayde laughed merrily at the bodies dropping to the floor from the Pool Party.

Loki came crashing through the ceiling on one poor sap who gave a dying gag as his ribcage was crushed, the trio rushed forward with Wayde yelling in joy as he brought out a sack of Cocaine.

"Cocaine Bear I choose YOU!" Tossing the Sack into the face of a Bear Quirked Yakuza member, the man coughed at the sack before looking up at the sound of an ANGRY BEAR!

"OH SHIT!" Screaming as he was tackled by said bear wearing a Deadpool Cap, the Yakuza screamed in terror as a BEAR of all things tore them apart while getting gun downed by three random heroes to them.

Kicking a Rat man who whimpered against the wall, Wayde grabbed him by the neck.

"Where's Overhual!?" turning the man to the sight of his comrades being eaten by a Grizzly Bear, he collapsed immediately.

"He's in the main building conducting his experiments!" Shooting the man in the head before they could question where it was, the trio turned to the sight of a man aiming a handgun before Death brought the man back while glaring at the coward who killed his own man, stunning the two yakuza before the one Wayde held glared at his friend?

"YOU SHOOT ME INSTEAD YOU FUCKTARD!?" Getting a stutter from the gun man as he gestured to the weapon, Wayde, Loki and Death stepped aside for the once dead man to start beating the crap out of the weaker man who whimpered.

Sharing a look Wayde shrugged as Loki opened a door for the trio to leave the dispute.

Walking down a hall for a minute, a gunshot echoed with Death sighing as she went to turn around, Loki and Wayde lifted her off her feet by the armpits..

"No time"

"Don't worry I'm sure they've settled they're differences"

Kicking her feet feebly as she tried to free herself with anime tears.

"But it wasn't they're time yet!"


Stepping towards a Bench within a small lab, A pale young man of a narrow build with short, shaggy, auburn hair parted to the right. His eyes are thin, irises small and gold, with relatively long lower eyelashes and small eyebrows.

His choice of clothing being that of a black dress shirt with matching dress pants, a pale gray tie around his neck, a belt with a long, thin buckle around his waist, and three beaded lobe piercings in his left ear. Over this, a Dark olive-green bomber jacket with a thick purple fur collar sat around his shoulders while wearing white lace-up sneakers with tan soles.

Looking into a microscope with Doctor gloves on, the man scanned the blood freshly drawn from the nonconsensual Donor.

Sitting within a chair tied and silent from fear a little girl with bluish, off-white hair, messy and unkempt, which is parted in the middle of her forehead, almost reaching down to her waist. She has very wide, innocent-looking eyes, which are bright red in color. Poking out from the right side of her forehead is a small, brown horn.

Shaking at the smallest of movements from her torturer, a thug rushed in with panic.

"Boss, We've been discovered?" getting a pause from the man who stared through the scope, his eyes turned to the thug slowly.

"How many?" Getting a blink from the thug, he spoke cautiously.

"Uh, Three and some Bear high on Cocaine" getting a confused look from the man, he spoke with full confusion.

"Who in the right mind gives a bear cocaine?" Shaking his head with a wave of his hands, he spoke with a firm order.

"Send the Eight bullets to deal with them, and send some one to pack up my lab" Getting silence from the thug as he choked at the door, Chisaki Kai felt the temperature drop at hearing a body fall to the floor.

Turning to the door, Kai felt his body stiffen at the angered glare of Death, her being shrouded in shadows with her eyes glowing a negative light, she stepped over the husk of a man to calmly approached Chisaki Kai who stood frozen in fear as Deadpool and Loki stepped in after her, spotting the girl on the operating table the two moved to untie her wrists.

"Who?" Getting a shush from Wayde as he gently patted her head, he spoke while freeing her hands.

"It's Ok we're getting you out of here sweety" Planting a gentle kiss on her head, Loki gave a proud look as Wayde held Eri in his arms protectively.

Turning to Death as she stood before Chiskai Kai, she spoke like a disappointed father.

"You, I don't even know what to say to the likes of you, torturing an innocent soul over and over for a simple bullet" Holding up the said bullet used to erase the quirks of this world, Kai stood unmoving as the metal rushed and fell away to dust with Death's glare growing more intense.

"You will be the first I send to the afterlife as slow as possible" Grabbing his face with his body moving in panic, Chisaki Kai gave a startled yell before his vision went white. With ungodly pain spreading through his body.