Scott Pilgrim Vs The Disney Moms
written by daytime096 and not illustrated but will be on the big screens if I don't get copywrite.
like idk how many years ago but somewhere in Toronto, Canada.Scott PILGRIM WAS FUCKIN DUDES
"Yass we love a girly pop queen!" Says Neil. Standing next to a refrigerator full of motor oil, Mayonnaise, and Cheese with crack inside. "Slayyy!" says Stephen who might be a crackhead. He put the crack in the cheese. "So like should we go to Disneyland and harass the Disney middle aged moms?" Asked Ramona. Everybody in the big ass fucking room agrees. When the gang of misfits arrives to Disneyland they all just break in the park, Without paying or Anything. They all just go to all the hotel things and knock on the doors then throw the Refried Motor Oil that was in the refrigerator into the windows. All the Disney mothers panic as the motor oil burns the windows somehow and there children that haven't seen real color in years get out and bombard with rainbows and everything that there moms never gave them. "OMFG ITS A MILF" Says Wallace, Who probably doesn't know what that means."a child just gotten ate by a alligator over there and your concerned about a mild?" Asked Neil. "YOUR NOT?!" Asked Wallace, who is mentally concerned more about some milf person other than the fact he is technically a criminal. "Why would he be?" Asked Scott. the gay ass bitch who's supposed to be the main character but failed that too. "He's clearly on that zaza for real." Says Scott. Then all of a sudden the Disney Moms fight back and its going crazy. "AAHH!!" Screams Evelyn. the Disney mom who's supposed to be in court for physical abuse to her 4 year old who wants to be put out of it's misery.
"goo goo gaa gaa save me from this big ass fuckin bitch." cries out her mentally unstable 4 year old. everybody starts to grab bombs and guns and shoots at the Disney Moms. "omg!! my bloody torso looks like a hidden mickey!" screams out a middle aged Disney woman with no kids. All the other moms are excited cause they found a new hidden mickey that nobody else will ever see cause it's shaped like 3 circles and doesn't even look like a mickey mouse head at all. The gang of misfits all escape the DisneyLand Terror of dead middle aged woman and there new orphaned children. "My mother's phone is still on and I know the password let's all get Sephora!!!!!!" Yells Evelyns other bitch ass child. All the other 10 year olds scream out in glee as they order thousand's worth of Sephora. Evelyns child is now a leader of the "Sephora Preppy Love Hearts Smiley Face Club" as they are all maxing out every drunk elephant product worldwide while the gang of misfits successfully escape! "Scott why are you ugly as fuck for real why are you built like that?" Julie ask. "Well damn fuck you too then. Scott replies. "Your not something to look at either."
"I'm not weirdos like y'all I'm leaving." Says Neil. "You just as gay and weird as everyone else in this room you can't be talking tism boy." "DAMN BRO YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!!" Yells out kim.
"SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP YOU STUPID ASS FAG BAG!" Neil snaps back. "Alright bro you about to get beat up." Says Wallace. "You just said the f slur, But there's a catch. ONLY GAY PEOPLE CAN SAY THE F SLUR!"
"whatafawk" says Neil. the room goes silent as Wallace throws a fucking chair at Neil it makes a smack sound so loud the entire neighborhood hears it. Neil gets fucking beat up by Wallace and everybody just stares and looks around. It's so fucking awkward and Stephen pulls out his cheese with crack in it and all the mayonnaise falls out on him. But everyone is more focused on the fight that's going on more then Stephen covered in mayonnaise. Wallace body slams Neil into the wall. "IM SORRY!" Neil yells out. but Wallace Is just like that so he is currently beating the living shit out of him. 7 minutes later Wallace is done beating the living shit out of Neil so he is just sitting on the floor against the wall under the table. "Ok that was awkward.." Says Scott. "He's emo now." Says Stephen who is currently still covered in mayonnaise. Neil takes one last breath before stating, "Im finna pull up with my gang fr fr and y'all finna know im from the ghetto." "You couldn't even win in the fight we were just in and you saying you ghetto?" Wallace replies. Neil goes upstairs limping like a fucking dead cockroach. The rest of the misfits sit down there talking and laughing before Mathew Patel bust though the door "RAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
"Ok damn somebody get this guy some weed or some shi." Says Julie. Then Mathew just disappears. he's gone after busting everyone's eardrums. "What's that sound upstairs?" Scott asks. "Isn't Neil up there though, Nobody wants to go up there." Says Wallace. "You did really fucking rock his shit though he gonna be worshipping Jesus that it don't be happening again." Says Stephen somewhat still in mayonnaise. Everybody laughs like a fucking pack of hyenas. Except Scott. "I'ma go check on him cause I am actually pretty concerned." Says Scott. "Bros gonna take the risk..." Says Ramona, Trying her hardest not to laugh. Scott reaches upstairs and sees Neil watching family guy laughing his ass off at stewies football shaped head. "LMAO BROS HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FOOTBALL I BET EVEN PROFESSIONALS EVEN MISTAKE IT FOR ONE" Says Neil, Quiet but loud at the same time so it's pretty confusing. "You alright? you just got yo shit rocked." Asks Scott. "Nope I feel like I'm dying! but it tickles so much at the same time so I cant keep my shit together!" Neils response really confuses Scott but he's alright with it. "There's a spider on your head that's probably why it tickles." Says Scott. "I don't give two shits if I cared-" "You need to be more careful with what you say. you could've gotten killed. you are bleeding like the Disney Moms we brutally killed you need to go to a fucking hospital Neil." Scott says. "Little bitch you just cut me off I will rock yo shit I ain't weak!" Neil yells out. Then Wallace walks in. "Then why you cry like a bitch when I beat yo ass? Riddle me that mr strong ghetto guy." Wallace says. Neil rocks both there shit like fucking Walmart workers. Neil beats there ass like fucking crazy the entire house is shaking that only brings everybody upstairs where Scott and Wallace are getting there ass beat like crazy. Like 20 minutes later Neil is exhausted as hell so he just stumbles to his wall and sits down. Unknowing that all the others just saw what happened. Neil just goes back to watching family guy. Neil best them up so hard they both passed out it's not till another 35 seconds till they wake up. "Nah I just got beat up by somebody I just beat up!" Says Wallace. "Neil you should be ashamed I was tryna tell you that what you said wasn't right and you just beat my shit." Says Scott. All three get up and open the door and they see everybody else awkwardly standing there "We all saw what happend Gaylord's." Says Ramona. "Not cool bruh." Says Stephen. "Ok so like can y'all get out my room and maybe go back downstairs?" says Neil. The rest of the misfits go back downstairs and talk and talk till a loud bang comes from upstairs. "WHATAFAWK GO CHECK ON NEIL I THINK HE JUST KILLED HIMSELF." Says Stephen. "Alright." Says Scott. "And if he didn't make sure you do." Says Wallace Sarcastically. Scott makes it to Neils room and the door is locked and won't open and smells like something he can't quite tell. "GUYS THE DOOR IS LOCKED." yells Scott. Concerned, he tries to break down the door but can't. But gets an idea. Scott whips out a card and shoves it in the crack of the door to open it. He then looks at Neil who is on the floor, asleep. "I think he's dead.." whispers Scott. then Neil wakes up. "what happe- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Neil yells. Neil panics and throws a Pikachu plush and a Mario kart poster that's unwrapped at Scott. "Damn what'd I do!" says Scott. "Oh my bad... I thought you was my sleep paralysis demon.." says Neil, looking away embarrassed. "It's aight." Says Scott. "get out now I'm tryna sleep." says Neil. "Wait but first what was that bang sound that came from up here?" Scott ask. "oh I fell off the bed." Says Neil. Scott exits the room and heads back downstairs.
"He fell off the bed that's all." says Scott. "it's like 11 pm we all need to leave now." Says Wallace. "But y'all wanna meet up same time tomorrow?" Asks Scott. "Bet" says Wallace and they all leave the house.
Stephen opens the fridge. "there's still motor oil here. I thought we used the motor o- The gasoline is still here so we used the gasoline instead of the motor oil. Dang r.i.p." Says Stephen.
Next day the misfits meet up again at Stephen and Neils house. they go into the living room and chill. Except for Neil. "Where's Neil at?" Asks Scott. "He's asleep I'm pretty sure." Says Stephen. "ok well btw I think he's girly pop cause why the hell he got a fucking nail set and Barbie poster In there." Says Scott. The entire fucking gang of misfits laugh so goddamn hard it's crazy they are straight hyenas. Neil comes downstairs in fucking Barbie pajama pants and a preppy shirt shocked "WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK IS EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HERE." says Neil surprised as fuck. "Nice pajama you gay ass bitc-" "didn't you fuck a guy once Wallace don't be talking about my barbie pajamas you dress straight but in reality your a rainbow fucking smoothie unicorn, Jojo Siwa called and told you to stop copying her you gay ass fucking Twink I'll rip yo fairy wings off holly jolly hoe." Neil says. everybody's jaw drops so fucking low it reaches hell like bro Neil just roasted the gay out this hoe! "Wallace you might wanna watch out cause who the hell actually knows how hard he just roasted you." says Scott. "Neil shut up aren't you the one who litterly committed suicide but it didn't work so you became a fan of Beyonce and somehow managed to become-" "Wait nah I missed chapters or something. WALLACE YOU SLEPT WITH A FUCKING MAN AS IN THE FUCKING MIDNIGHT CHA CHA?! AND NEIL FUCKING Committed?! I FOUND OUT SOME FUCKING LORE JUST NOW NAH HOLD UP." Stacey yells out. everybody is so shocked by this information so they don't even acknowledge the fact that Neil is still in barbie pajamas like do you know how fucking gay that is? imagine though lowkey. "That's not..." Says Wallace. "NEWGEN!" Says Neil. "Lil bitch don't call me no NEWGEN only NEWGEN here is YOU!" Says Wallace. "The gays are fighting LMAO." Says Ramona. "Tell this no eyebrowd bitch to stop being so fucking zesty lol bro I see you in yo barbie pajamas." Wallace states like a fucking gay ass bitch he is. NEIL PULLS OUT A FUCKING AK 47 OUT "COUNT YO DAYS IM GETTING THE GANG ON YOU!" Says Neil. there's a shadow behind Neil. Nobody's worried about the gun cause there's something behind Neil that looks like a shadow. Then Neil gets bopped on the head. "WHATAFAWK IS THAT MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON??!?!!" yells out Neil. "Ya." Says the black ass fuckin shadow. "Do NOT ever ever EVER fling me across the room at 3:42 In the morning cause I wouldn't sleep." Says Neil. "Ok damn it was like several months ago chill." The shadow replies. "Why the fuck are there 4th graders here." Says the shadow. Everybody is confused and then looks at Lily and Kendra, "Oh we're the camera crew." Says Kendra.
"Oh, But this is writing." Says the shadow. "I don't give two shits." Says Lily. "Ok then." Says the shadow and everybody just goes back to normal. "Ok boomer." Says Neil. "Pardon?" Says the shadow. "Ok I'm going upstairs." Says Neil, Making his way upstairs like a fucking sassy ass queen with his barbie pajamas. "has anybody noticed I been here the entire time or I'm I just nonexistent." Says knives. "I won't answer that.." Says Wallace. Then a bomb comes and starts dancing epicly.
Fin.
THE END OF Scott Pilgrim Vs The Disney Moms.