The stalker was showing Snooper his best Macarena moves.
"Look at my moves!" The Stalker said. "Blabber could never do the Macarena as much as me."
"They're playing the Cupid Shuffle," Snooper said, pointing to everyone else doing the Cupid Shuffle.
"Just wait until they pull out the Cha Cha Slide," The Stalker said, and Snooper facepalms.
"Hey, you!"
Snooper and The Stalker turn around to see Blabber and Inch High standing there.
"You keep your hands away from my girl!" Blabber said.
"Oh thank goodness you two are here," Snooper says, relieved. "He was gonna tell me his Hazbin Hotel theories."
"Alastor is a circus who lets people go inside him to touch his urine," The Stalker says.
"Was that even English?" Blabber asks.
"You meddling detectives ruin everything," The Stalker says, sounding exasperated. "I've been in love with Snooper from the moment I first saw her. She doesn't deserve to be working with chumps like you. If I can't have her, then no one can!"
Suddenly, The Stalker picks up Snooper and runs off with her.
"Hey!" Blabber says. He and Inch High chase the two across the dance floor, crashing into people dancing. The Stalker knocks over the punch table, washing away Blabber and Inch High. The potato salad also fell over.
"3 DAYS!" Doggie Daddy yelled in the distance. Blabber and Inch High got up, covered in fruit punch and potato salad.
"Now they're doing the tango?!" Inch High asked, noticing the other dancers.
"Not for long!" Blabber said. He charges at the two, but ends up slipping on the potato salad, gliding across the dance floor and knocking over the other couples.
"So I was wondering if you would like to dance with me," Mr. Jinks asked Doggie Daddy.
"I would like to, but I can't leave my Augie alone," Doggie Daddy says. "She's far too young for the dance floor, and I don't want her talking to boys while I'm dancing."
Blabber crashes into Mr. Jinks, who crashes into Doggie Daddy, and the two are holding onto each other in a tango position.
"Augie, I'll be on the dance floor if you need me!" Daddy says.
Blabber crashes into The Stalker and the two slam into the wall, seeing stars and hot wings.
"Blabb!" Snooper shouts, rushing to the rubbage, along with the rest of the couples.
Blabber gets up, coughing asbestos, and The Stalker is out cold.
"You did it Blabb!" Snooper cheered. "Now it's time to see who this stalker really is."
"Wait!"
Snooper takes off the stalker's hoodie to reveal–
"Undercover Elephant?!" Everyone shouts. Doggie Daddy throws a cup of punch at Undercover, waking him up.
"Daddy! Please no more tennis rackets!" Undercover says as he wakes up, sitting up. Noticing everyone around him, he looked around the room before noticing Snooper. "Huh? What happened?"
"Undercover Elephant, I can't believe you would stalk me and send me flowers and also try to kill us," Snooper said, sounding frustrated. "You know me and Blabber are dating. You're a snake, Ol' Waffle Britches!"
"I'm not interested in dating you!" Undercover says. "I only did this because Blabber was planning on proposing to you!"
Everyone gasps.
"Wow, way to ruin it!" Blabber says.
Snooper blinked, in shock of the news. "Blabber, is this true?" she asks. "Were you really planning on proposing to me?"
Blabber sighs.
"Yes," Blabber admits. "I set up this whole thing just to propose to you. I know you're old fashioned, but I just love you so much, Snoops. We've known each other since we were kids and I've enjoyed having you as my detective partner, and as the love of my life. And I'm just so afraid of losing you. So that's why I wanna marry you, so we can always be together."
Blabber pulls out the ring box from his coat and opens it, getting down on one knee. Everyone awes.
"Blabb…" Snooper said. "We've done this a million times before. You know I would love to take things slow in this relationship. I know we've been working together for 34 years. But I've just now felt like I'm getting to know you. Even after all those cases we've solved, and all those nights just laying awake and talking about whatever, I don't think I'll ever be ready for marriage."
Blabber was ready to accept defeat when Snooper spoke up again.
"But…" she began. "The only reason I've held it off for so long is because I was also afraid of losing you. And, you know what? If it's okay with the Clue Crew, then yes Blabber, I will marry you."
She looks to the Clue Crew, and they give her a nod of approval. Snooper kneels down to give Blabber a kiss. Everyone cheers.
"He saved it," Inch High says, clapping.
"I say we all celebrate with a little music," Huckleberry said. "Boo Boo?"
"I've already been kicking it," Boo Boo said. He turns the music back on, and it starts playing Close to You by the Carpenters. Everyone ran to the stage and started slow dancing. Bobbie Louie danced with El Kabong, Loopy offered to dance with a sobbing Jabberjaw, Snagglepuss and Huckleberry did a little tango, Mr Jinks and Doggie Daddy danced together with Augie cheering her dad on, and Yogi was dancing with…a sandwich?! Boo Boo sighed and decided to go dance with Benny instead. In the center of all of this was the newly engaged couple, Snooper and Blabber. Blabber was perched on Snooepr's arm as the two slow danced.
"I should've known it was you," Snooper said. "You're the only one that I told about how I like roses."
"I've had them for a few weeks now," Blabber admitted. "It was hard keeping them alive and away from you."
"Oh Blabb, what would I do without you?" Snooper chuckled. The two of them shared a kiss as they continued dancing.
"And so, Operation Valentine was a success," Inch High narrated. "And love triumphed over evil– hey, can you knock that off?"
Inch High turns to Undercover Elephant chewing loudly on chips.
"What? I'm hungry," Undercover said with a shrug. Inch High shakes his head as the camera zooms out on a wonderful Valentine's Night in Jellystone.