*Prologue-Chapter 3 can be found in the K-T section of Bob Burgers FanFiction*
Chapter 4: Love and Pictionary
*Thoughts are in italics*
Seymour's Bay NJ*
*Louise and Rudy's House*
*Interior bedroom*
*Both Louise and Rudy are in bed. Louise and Rudy are both in the buff*
Saturday October 21st
*Around 9pm*
*****Warning Lemon Ahead*****
*The couple is the middle of the Asian Cowgirl position with Louise on top and Rudy lying down on his back*
Louise POV
I put my hands on Rudy's chest and bopped up and down on top of him slowly to moderately for about eight heavenly minutes. I loved this moment of ridding my hunky stallion husband Rudy. However I yearned for no I craved the sweet release I was on the precipice of reaching and I could tell from Rudy's cries and body language that he was close too reaching that point as well. Finally I increased my momentum on top of Rudy to a blistering speed. We moaned in tandem as Rudy put his hands on my rear and helped lift me up and down. Rudy began love tapping my right rear and as he beamed with glee I cooed merely in response to his tender touch finally I went just a hair faster cause I knew Rudy couldn't hold out his anticipation anymore than I could. "Louiseeeeee I'm on the edge" Rudy gasped. "I'll help finish you off!" I proclaimed as sexily as I could sporting the most sultry grin I can muster.
I can't see myself smile but I'm sure it looks hot as hell and my provocative words combined with my walls tightening around Rudy's rocket send him climaxing and I find myself following his lead shortly after and as we both cried out in bliss as we reached our zenith; I felt lighter than air I felt almost weightless. I wanted to dig my nails into Rudy and never let go. I desired to carve my initials into his flesh like a tree as a declaration of our love. I almost feel like a teenager saying that. I wish I could never move again and just stay in this state of euphoria forever. However all good things come to an end and slowly reality is rearing its ugly head. I stay on top of Rudy in this position for about five minutes as we're both heaving from our exhilarating session.
Then after we both catch our breath I lay down next to him as I nibble his right ear and gently blow in it mixing in a little tongue causing Rudy to giggle. We lay tangled up in each other for a while as we both lose track of the minutes as they pass by. We spend this precious time playing with each other's hair and he pats my tuchus with his right hand. I groan in a mixture of pleasure and disappointment. "Rudy is always an ass man to the end leaving my perky C cup breasts unattended. I lock eyes with him kissing him gently and motioning toward my bosom with my head hopping he gets the hint I'm giving him" Rudy groaned and giggles. Then Rudy moved his right hand to my right coconut and began fondling it. I thought I would have to signal him again to give both of my sides attention but he figures it out on his own and alternates between my two coconuts almost perfectly. "He's smart sometimes" I praised while moaning gladly as I felt my nether regions warm to his loving touch.
****End Lemon*****
*The next morning*
*Sunday October 22nd*
*Around 6 am*
*Rudy and I are lying in bed together. He's wearing red boxers and I have on a green night gown*
"Last night was amazing" Rudy piped. "As always" as I proclaimed leaning in to give him a peck on the check. "But can't we switch it up in the future?" Rudy inquired. "What are you talking about?" I questioned befuddled. "You're usually on top. Can we do something different next time?" Rudy suggested. I pause and I'm guessing probably blushing a bit as I swallow. "It's just I always come when I'm on top. I'm not always able to you know do that when we change things" I groaned. "I know. But variety is the spice of life right? It's good to try different things and keep things fresh" Rudy declared while I bit my lip in frustration.
"I know what he says is true but I don't want to agree with him. I know he likes when I'm on top I want to remind him of that. Maybe he's feeling a little bored of the familiar. I guess some variations to the norm won't hurt. Although I do have an idea to spice things up" I considered. "Sure we can do that. I would like to propose some suggestions" I conceded. "Such as?" Ruddy implored with a heightened interest. "We play a series of challenges where the winner gets first dibs in choosing the next position for example something as simple as rock, paper scissors. Or we can just take turns". I disclosed saying the just take turns choice while putting my hands in the air and rolled my eyes in order to make a point that this idea was boring an uninteresting one to me.
I again hoped Rudy would be smart on the uptake. To my pleasure he was quick to read my clues. "Sure thing Louise. A best of series sound good". Rudy accepted as the cutest smile formed across my face. "Awwww" I grabbed Rudy's handsome face and french kissed him then slapped his right cheek with my right hand and giggled while admiring the fresh slap mark I created on his right cheek. "I got you hook line and sinker. I may have to let him win a few of these games so the challenge series isn't too boring". I teased while Rudy rubbed his right cheek and then leaned in to peck me on the lips and I returned his kiss. I could feel my face redden as I mused about the games I'm sure we're bound to play this Friday at my parent's house.
*Friday the 27th of October*
*Bob and Linda's Restaurant*
*Interior*
Rudy POV
*Right after Gene warns Louise to tone down her enthusiasm for how much she loves Raven*
"All right everybody let's head up stairs for a some, food, drinks and games". Linda reported as Louise's eyes and ears perked up at the mention of the word games. Everyone begin to make their way upstairs and I followed behind Louise with Haley staying close to me. "Don't forget our little wager Rudy. We're still tied at zero after Clue". Louise whispered into my ear blowing into it a little as she spoke. My heart fluttered a bit as Louise blew into my ear. "Louise don't do that there here" I mumbled back weakly as my face flushed a bit as we reached the top of the stairs.
*There is a tray of chips, vegetables and dips and little plates on the table*
"For some reason whenever Louise blows into my ear after saying something it turns me on and family game night with everyone around is not a good time for me to be turned on". I concluded.
"Sorry Rudes I almost forgot what that does to you". She whispered back to me without blowing this time as we all made our way into the living room and sat down in various places in the room. I sat down on the couch and tried to sit right next to Louise but Haley jumped in the middle of us. Jimmy the Third lied down on the floor. Bob, Linda, Gene and Raven sat in four folding chairs all in a row directly across from us also Haley sat in the purple chair. Jimmy Jr sat in a folding chair near the window. "So first up is Halloween Pictionary. We'll be playing in teams of course" Linda piped as I just noticed the magnetic white board tripod with markers and an eraser. "How can I beat Louise and win this challenge if we're going to be on the same team?" I groaned. "How about everyone for themselves?" Louise offered saying what was on my mind. "What about the kids?" Bob wondered. "Haley you're with me". Louise remarked as Haley smiled and bobbed her head.
"And you'll be with me Jimmy the Third" Tina quipped. "Yeah I don't really wanna play" Jimmy the Third replied while taking his phone out of his pocket and opening up a music game on his phone. "Ok then" Tina whined seemingly forcing herself to hold back tears. Tina then bit her lip and after a few moments spouted jittery "I'm going to step out for a bit… nature calls". Tina imparted as she ran to the nearest bathroom and quickly closed and bolted the door. "I hope Tina's ok" I wondered to myself. Linda then decided the best way to decide the turn order was to put everyone's name in a hat and the order your name came out would be the order they would go in. After Louise's name was picked first Jimmy Jr got up from his folding chair. "I better check on Tina. I'll be back" Jimmy Jr disclosed as got up from his chair and headed to the bathroom.
"So is there a reason you didn't want to do teams Louise?" Linda searched as I got up to go the kitchen to get a bottle of water. "Be right back". I piped as I went to the kitchen and opened the fridge and took out a bottle of water with my right hand and closed the fridge. I took off the top and took a quick swig of water. "Louise is clever and thinks quickly on her feet I'm sure she'll think up a good answer to Linda's question that won't reveal the risqué nature of our game". I reckoned to myself as I came back into the living room and sat back down on the couch next to my daughter Haley.
"—A massage huh? I could use one of those. Bob let's do a challenge series of games. Best four out of seven like they're doing. Winner gives the loser a massage". Linda proposed. "I don't really want to gamble or bet. I'm not much of a gambler". Bob murmured. "Come on Bob don't be such a party pooper" Linda jibed. "Okay fine I'll play but I'm going to complain about playing the whole time". Bob vowed. "That's the spirit!" Linda proclaimed. "A massage is definitely a PG or PG13 version of the game we are playing. Louise comes through in the clutch as always" I beamed. I walked over to Louise and gave her a quick hug. "What was that for?" Louise adjured in a whisper.
"For being best thing that ever happened to me". I boasted as Louise turned beet red and gave me a light slap on the left side of my cheek with her left hand. Louise then smiled and then exhaled Aaaah" in a happy sigh. Louise seemed as cheery and content as I was. "While I'm setting the turn order and we're waiting for Jimmy Jr and Tina to come back everyone help yourself to food and refreshments" Linda piped as she went to the kitchen to get some bottles of soda, water and cups for everyone. Louise made a plate for Haley and Bob made a plate for Jimmy The 3rd just as Jimmy Jr and Tina returned.
Bob POV
"Is everything ok guys?" I requested as Jimmy Jr and Tina helped themselves to a plate of food and some water. "I'm ok". Tina disclosed as Jimmy Jr nodded his head in affirmation to me and smiled. "I'm hopping everything is fine and I'm going to assume they are telling the truth. I'm just going to smile and nod and act like I believe them". I assessed. "Oh that's good" I replied while bobbing my head and grinning. "Oh why do I have to do this silly bet with Linda ugh why can't we just play for fun? She always wants to go along with the kids and their games no matter how crazy they are. Although this one is rather low on the crazy scale". I estimated. About 8 minutes later after everyone had some food and refreshments and Louise was ready to start the game. The turn order is as follows Louise, myself, Gene, Rudy, Linda, Raven, Jimmy Jr and Tina. Haley and Jimmy the Third are not playing Pictionary. Jimmy the 3rd and Haley are playing a series of checkers games against each other on the floor to the right of us. Rudy and Louise are both sitting together on the purple couch.
"Ok so I'm up first remember the first one to guess the Halloween related word correctly gets the point". Louise explained as everyone nodded accordingly. Louise drew a card from the Halloween Pictionary deck. "All right I love this one" Louise professed. "No commenting on the cards" Linda scolded as Raven giggled. A few moments later Louise drew something on the white board that looked like some kind of a building or house? "It's a house" Gene exclaimed. "buzz wrong" Louise chortled. "The Bates Motel!" Rudy boasted with a confident grin. "All right Rudy gets the first one" Jimmy Jr marveled as Louise returned to her seat on the couch next to Rudy. "So one point for Rudy and one point for Louise". Linda proclaimed while keeping score on a sheet of paper she was holding. Linda held the paper in her left hand and her pen in her right hand.
I got up next and drew a card from the deck which was a Halloween item and I got a head stone or gravestone. "Can I write words?" I queried. "It's Pictionary not a Wordonary" Gene evaluated. "Fine" I replied with a grumble as I attempted to write a good headstone on the white board but it came out mediocre at best. "It's uh I don't what that the hell that is" Gene leered as everyone seemed to struggle to identify the object I just drew. "It's a headstone" Raven remarked. "Yes" I beamed. I was so happy someone got my haphazard attempt at a gravestone. "So Bob and Raven each get a point. Gene you're up". Linda reported as I returned to my seat.
Gene POV
I went up to the Halloween deck and drew a card. I got a Halloween person and got The Headless Horseman. "This should be an easy one". I approved. I drew a great Headless Horseman on the white board. They'll be sure to get this in seconds". I reckoned as I put the marker back on the white board. "It's uh The Headless Horseman". Rudy hooted. "Ooooh Rudy takes a 2-1 lead over Gene, Bob and Louise and he he's up next". Linda revealed as I retuned to my seat. "Hmm Rudy seems hot tonight" I judged. Rudy went next and got up and drew a card and then put in the discarded or played pile. Rudy mulled for a moment and then drew a head bobbing for apples. "Bobbing for apples!" I applauded. "So now Rudy is up 3-2 over Gene. Looks like we're locked up in a tight one" Linda estimated. Mom was up next and she left her piece of paper and pen on her chair and went up to the board. Mom drew a card from the deck and then began drawing on the board. "Oh it's ummm. It's like a cauldron I think but there's something in the cauldron and I can't tell what it is". I groaned. "It's candy corn!" Louise yakked.
"All right Louise joins the group of players tied at two". Bob assessed as Mom sat back down. "You're up Raven". I preened. Raven sashed over to the white board and picked a card after putting the card in thew played pile Raven started drawing what looked like a corn maze. I was about to blurt it out when. "It's a corn maze!" Jimmy Jr replied as my mouth was left agape. "Dang it I knew that one!" I groused. "Me too Tina and Louise disclosed in unison. "So Jimmy Jr gets his first point and Raven joins a slew of players tied at one" Mom admitted as Raven returned to her seat. "That was a great looking maze Raven I almost had that one". I praised. "Yeah everyone seemed to have it on the tip of their tongue" Raven figured. Jimmy Jr was next and he went to the white board and drew a card from the deck. He drew something that looked like it was wrapped in some type of bandages. "Hmmm I knew this it's a mum something" I reasoned. "It's a mummy!" Louise quipped as she was jumping up and down. "Ha, ha we're tied!" Louise cheered. "Wow you really want that massage huh Louise?". Mom interpreted as Louise giggled. "Tina it's your turn" Mom spoke as I groaned over my second straight miss.
Tina POV
I walked over to the white board. I licked my lips hoping I would draw a good card from the deck. I really need to have someone get this and guess the next one to try to keep up with everyone else. I drew object jack o lantern. "Yes I got a good one!" I beamed as put the card in the growing discard pile I drew a quick jack o lantern and put my marker down. "It's a jack o lantern!" Raven bubbled almost instantly. "All right so at the end of round one Tina, myself and Bob each have one point. Raven, Gene and Jimmy have two. Louise and Rudy are currently tied for the lead with three each" Mom imparted as I went back to my chair which I situated next to Jimmy Jr and sat down.
"And king me. I love checkers" Hailey piped as she was thoroughly thrashing my son. Hailey had gotten her third king and Jimmy the Third only had a handful of checker pieces left. "Jimmy the Third made a face and threw and knocked the checker board game across the floor and the all checkers pieces went everywhere. "Jimmy the Third remember what we said about not being a sore loser". I reminded my son. "My hand slipped". Jimmy the Third said matter of factly as I rolled my eyes. "Instead of taking the time to set it up again. How about we play Battleship instead?" Jimmy the Third suggested.
"He's such a sore loser but I'll be nice. I can kick his butt at that game too". Hailey analyzed. "Sure why not" my niece Hailey agreed. "And try to be more careful with the pieces for that game". I heralded. "Yes mom". Jimmy the third moaned as Hailey chuckled. "Hmmm Hailey seems more and more like Louise every day. She's so cute and precocious. I wish the Jimmy the Third wasn't such a sore sport and more well behaved. Why do I always have to be the bad cop? Jimmy Jr doesn't 'put his foot down enough if anything he barely does at all" I mewled .
The next round seemed to go by at breakneck speed. Louise was up first and got a Halloween person or character which Raven was able to guess. Louise had Freddy Kruger which gave Louise a four to three lead over Rudy and brought Raven up to three points. Dad was next and he got a witch's hat.
Gene guessed The Sorting Hat from Harry Potter after about thirty seconds. However no one just sad a witch's hat so no one got any points. Gene was the next to go and he got pumpkin seeds and we all guessed every other type of seed but pumpkin so again no points for anyone. Next up (*Spoiler alert if you have never seen or read any of the Harry Potter books*) Rudy drew Scabbers ie Wormtail from Harry Potter. I guessed it correctly after about 30 seconds and got my second point while Rudy tied Louise with four. Mom got Camp Crystal Lake from Friday the 13th which Raven squeaked out in getting just before Louise.
Raven and Mom now each have three points. Jimmy Jr was next and got a bat which Gene promptly guess correctly. Gene and Jimmy now both have three points. We had finally reached the end of the round and I went up to the board and drew the Monster Mash by Bobby Boris Picket and the Crypt Kickers. I drew a pretty decent version of the Monster Mash album and Dad got almost instantly. I got my third point while Dad got his second. "Pretty close game after two rounds Rudy and Louise are tied for first with four points. Raven, Gene, Jimmy Jr and Tina have three points. While Bob is buck naked last with two points". Linda chortled.
"Actually you are buck naked too. You have also have two points". Bob corrected with a snicker. "Oh poo you're right. Crap, crap, crap" Linda grunted. "Can get you guys stop saying the p word and the n word in front of the kids. Rudy reprimanded. "Oh come on those are harmless words there's much worse words we can say". Mom examined. "All the same I agree with Rudy on this one." Louise agreed as the other rest us adults nodded our heads. "Ok fine". Mom accepted with a frustrated sigh. "Hmm Louise and Rudy beat me the punch I was going to say the same thing". I appraised. "Sorry" Bob mumbled.
Jimmy Jr POV
Gah three turns of this game is almost too much. I hope the next game is music or dance related. I only nodded my head to agree with Tina I'm sure the kids didn't hear a word of what Bob and Linda said. The kids are so wrapped up in their Battleship game as it as. "B5" Hailey remarked. "Miss. E7 Jimmy the Third" replied. "Miss. G4" Hailey declared. There was silence I looked over to Jimmy the Third's side and I could see he had part of his battleship where Hailey had fired. There was still silence. "Ahem ack" I coughed while starring at my son hoping he could answer my niece honestly.
My son turned around and looked at me with a frown for a moment and then turned around again to face his ships. "Well is it a hit or not?" Hailey interrogated with an air in her voice suggesting that she knew that had hit something. My son bit his lip. "Uhhh hit" my sniffed as my niece sported a confident grin. "Finally he fesses up" I quipped.
Tina POV
"Oh Jimmy Jr is so damn cute when he's disciplining our son. He should do that more often. I'm kinda turned on right now. I wish I was alone with Jimmy Jr right now so I could have my way with him. Dang his ass is grass and I'm going to mow it. I can't wait to mow his ass when we get home. I'm going to mow his hot behind as soon as we get home…right after we put Jimmy the Third to bed that is". I proclaimed.
Jimmy Jr POV
Louise was up first to start the final round of this game. Louise drew a card and went to the white board. Louise drew a quick pumpkin pie which my father in law quickly guessed and then exclaimed "I could really go for some pie right now". Bob now has three points and Louise takes sole position of first with five and she is now grinning from ear it ear about being in first. Does she think this win comes with a trophy or something? Oh yeah she made that bet with Rudy about a massage. I guess Rudy gives really good massages? Unless massage is code for something else? You know what I'm not going to think about it. Bob was up second and got Pecan Pie oddly enough which Gene guessed immediately. Gene has four points now and Bob has three. Rudy was up next and got a spider which my mother in law Linda got after about 15 seconds. Rudy ties Louise and is stoked about it while Linda joins me, Raven and Tina with three. Bob was next and drew some guy which no one could guess. "It's Washington Irving! How could you guys not know Washington Irving? He wrote the book Hailey is reading….hello Sleepy Hollow.
God you people are so uncultured" Bob scoffed. "I represent that remark" Gene sassed as everyone but Bob laughed. "Tough luck Bob you got a bad one". Linda leered. Gene was next and got Count Dracula which Bob correctly answered. Gene is only behind the leaders while Bob joins the log jam of players who have three points. This never ending game is almost over and it's my turn. I went to the deck and drew a card. I got a bleeding heart which Tina swiftly got right.
"Yes all right nice one Tina" I marveled giving my wife a high five and a quick peck on the cheek. "Thanks" Tina piped with a grin. "All right now Tina can end this and we can play something else!" I hooted as I returned to my seat. Tina went to the board and picked a card and put in the discard pile. Tina then pondered for a bit before taking a marker and drawing the final picture. "Ooooh I know it's Thriller by Michael Jackson!" Rudy preened. "I win yay!" Rudy bubbled. "Ugh finally a music question and I miss it. I had that one!" I fumed. "I was so close. Dang it!" Louise bawled. "I'm up one to zip Louise" Rudy acknowledged. "All right good game everyone final scores are Rudy six, Louise gets second with five, Gene is third, and everyone else is tied for last. "That was a blast!" Raven applauded. "I can't wait to see what's up next" Gene prattled. "Please let it be something music related" I pined.
End of chapter 4
Chapter 5 is in development.