Flesh for Fantasy

Disclaimer: I have never owned Glee.

Chapter 1: Puckerman

Noah Puckerman walks into Scandals wearing only his boxers on his 31st birthday. He soon removes them and shouts, "Who wants to fuck my virgin ass?" Before long, Kurt and Blaine Anderson approach him and stroke his penis. They take him to the back room and tie him to the bed before removing their clothes.

Soon, Noah sucks on Blaine's penis while Kurt fucks him in the ass. Before long, Noah gets fucked by every guy at Scandals and lies across Kurt and Blaine, asleep with a butt plug in his ass. Then, after Dave Karofsky helps Kurt put Noah in his truck, Kurt takes Noah home and puts him to bed.

When Noah wakes up to go to the bathroom, he finds Kurt asleep in his boxers and feels a butt plug in his ass. He removes the butt plug and Kurt's boxers. Then he whispers, "You finally have one of Quinn's boyfriends, Princess. I know about your divorce and can't wait to be your dream partner."

In the morning, Kurt woke up to see Noah standing in the doorway naked, stroking his penis. Kurt sits up, and Noah kneels in front of him before they kiss. As they break from the kiss, Noah says, "I came out as gay to Santana and your parents after hearing about your divorce. Last night wasn't my first time at Scandals. I told the other guys about my plan to get you in bed. I sucked Karofsky off my first time there and have been there in my boxers ever since. I hoped to run into you before my birthday. Blaine told me about you and your divorce. Blaine also told me about a list you made in high school and said I would be the only friend that fit if my plan worked."

Kurt kisses Noah and says, "For months after my divorce, I had dreams about us as partners. I challenged Blaine to join us because I knew you wouldn't want Karofsky near your butt. When the other men joined in, I was shocked that you let them near you."

Kurt sighs and says, "After Tracy died from COVID-19, Blaine and I divorced, and I moved out. I have been staying at Santana's since. I told her about being here when I arrived."

Noah kisses Kurt and says, "I know. I put your clothes away before you woke up; Santana hopes Quinn will be our surrogate after I come out to everyone else."

Noah showed Kurt that he had saved their prom picture on his phone. He posted it on Facebook as he announced their new relationship and the message, "I'm gay, and this is my new boyfriend, Kurt Hummel."

Noah's ex, Quinn Fabray, comments, "I'm sorry guys, but I'm having Cooper's baby. Blaine Anderson, you owe me thirty dollars. Kurt, Blaine thought Puck wasn't serious about being with you. I had bet him thirty dollars that Puck would come out as gay an hour ago."

Kurt's father, Burt Hummel, replies to Quinn's comment, asking, "What about the bet we made when you gave birth to Beth Corcoran, Quinn?"

Quinn replies, "That bet was about Finn, and I don't owe you anything, Mr. H!"

Noah replies to Quinn's comment, "Burt told me you said your ex; you didn't name Finn in that bet, and I wonder if Kurt or Carole know that you owe Burt two thousand dollars."

Carole replies to Noah, "I do now. Quinn, I'll forgive you because you were a hormonal teenager, but I hope you pay Burt the money. Because he'll need it to buy back the shop from Mick."

Noah replies to Carole, "I bought the shop last month, Carole. I told Burt when I came out to him. Did he tell Kurt about you moving back to Lima?"

Kurt strokes Noah's penis and says, "He told me last night before you arrived at Scandals." Noah turns off his phone as Kurt licks his shaft. Kurt kisses the tip of Noah's penis as he moans Kurt's name.

Soon, Kurt sucks Noah's penis, and neither man notices Mercedes Jones enter the room until Noah sees her sitting on the bed, naked. Mercedes takes Kurt's hand and says, "I was your girlfriend before you came out to me. Plus, Puck and I never did anything but kiss when we dated. I could wait until I'm married, but I don't want to wait anymore."

Noah kisses Mercedes's cheek and says, "So, I guess you want me to take your virginity. Because we know Kurt is an ass man and won't do it for a million bucks." Noah had Mercedes lie on the bed before licking her vagina.

Mercedes moans in pleasure as Noah kisses her up and down her body then lubricates her vagina with KY gel. Then he puts a condom on before entering her as he and Kurt kiss. Before long, Noah picks Mercedes up, and she bounces on his penis as Kurt kisses her neck.

As Mercedes lies between the men, Noah and she watch Kurt sleep between them. Then Noah whispers, "I heard that Sam is still trying to get you to go out with him. Are you afraid you'll break up again?"

Mercedes states, "Look what happened to you with Quinn or what happened to Kurt and Blaine, Puck. I know you are with Kurt now, but Sam is the only guy I gave my heart to, Puck."

Noah takes her hand and says, "Sam is a good guy, Mercedes. Go for it! Come on, Mercedes. What are you afraid of? You dated Shane and me back in high school. Sam has never had a steady girlfriend since high school. I gave up on women after an attack overseas. Mercedes, could you see Sam with Blaine or Karofsky?"

Mercedes said, "No, I don't know which is crazier. My first crush was on Kurt, or that you are his new partner."

Noah pinches Mercedes's butt and says, "That was for Kurt. If you thought that me being his partner was crazy, why did you let me take your virginity and not save it for Sam?"

Mercedes blushes and says, "To be honest, the girls dared me to do this. As Quinn said on Facebook, she is pregnant with Cooper's baby; Brittany can't have any; Santana is Tina and Artie's surrogate because Tina can't carry her babies; and Rachel is pregnant with her first child. Kitty doesn't want kids or any Puckermans. After Jake dumped her for Marley, who dumps Ryder after catching him in bed with Unique."

Noah chuckles and asks, "Kitty dated Jake after being with me?"

Then, Kurt says sleepily, "There is no way I would want Kitty as our surrogate anyway. She's like Quinn, Santana, and Brittany all rolled up into one. I love them individually, but together they scare me sometimes." Noah and Mercedes chuckle before getting dressed and heading into the living room.

Noah looks toward his bedroom and tells Mercedes, "I dumped Quinn when Tracy was born because I was raped overseas. You are the only girl I have been with since I got raped. I'm not going to lie, Mercedes. Kurt is the first person I have been attracted to since what happened. I thought I would return to normal and everything would be okay. I went to Scandals last month to prove to myself I wasn't gay, but I knew I was gay as soon as I walked in. I came out to Santana and Mr. H first and told them about the rape." Mercedes hugs Noah as he breaks down and prays that Azimio Adams doesn't find out she is in Lima.

Chapter 2 will be up soon.