a/n: Hello,Christians of this websit. I have recently discovered an evil book series called Percy Jackson and the False Gods that involve a satanic evil sinner Percy and his satanic whore of a girlfriend. I was disturbed to find that children loved these evil books that feature false gods, sinners, sins, and everything else that God hates. Did I mention sins? There are grate books like theese without false goos that kidz can reed. Like teh Sons of Angles books bi Jerel Law.

I didn't want any moar children to be corrupted by this evil document of lices, so I wrote this, so everyone can see just how evil the books are. Amen.

Sorry about the bad spelling, I have dyslexia.

Tanks to my bf (best fiend cause I'm not a disgusting homoo) Kevin for editing this story!I love you! (no homo).

Hello, my name is Chris Weiss and I am a medicated follower of Christ (a/n: if you're not git the hell out of here!). am nut related to that satanic actor Rachel Weisz. I have long pail blond hare that's dine to my shoulders and sky blue eyes like lipid tearz so I petty much looked like a valyrian from tha ASOIAF boox. Today I was at home reding my bible, witch was the king Jams edition (a/n: if you use a modem version, then you're going to hell! God only approves of the Jams version!1). I was wearing a black sabaton t-shit (a/n: Gof bless that wunnerful band! You wood think they'd be athiests coming frum the godless lolberal hellholt swindon butt they arr vary medicated christians and they made a grate spng aboot tha crusades, the lust stand sumtimez its the peeple from the wurst cuntries that have the most faith, gays like that humble us all), black genes, and black bots, and

a cross necklace. (a/n: I ware a lot of black butt I'n not a stanic goff I am a christiam). All of a sudden, Jesus appeared in my room via teleprodtion!

"OMG wtf are you doing here?" I asked.

"Kris, were being attacked!" Jeesus said. "You must help us defeet Percy Jackson and his evil Stanist army! He is planning to overthrow God like in that retarded game Goo of War!"

"Oh noes!" I cried.

"You must kill them!" Jesus said. (a/n: its nut a sin to kill a Stanist. Jesus hamself just said so!)

"Ok! I will!" I said.

Jesus gave me sum weapons, and them I run out of my mansion. I gut into my car which was a blake Ferrari 458 italia. I dove through the streets, until I saw an evil group of evil stanists! I was really fucking angry!

I parked my car and I got out. I had a Baretta 92 fs in each hand, and I fried at those evil stanists. They turd towards me.

"Oh my Satan!" said that fucking son of a bitch Percy. "Let's kill that dum ass Christian!"

I fries again at them, but they dodged the bullets.

"Lol, you can't kill us!" Percy said.

"But we can kale you!" Nico who was also a Stanist said.

I took out a hand greenade, and I through it at them! Killing Clarissa and Siena, who were thespians (a/n: thespians are sinners and therefore must go to hell. If you arr reading this end your one repent!111), Luke, Beckindwarf, Coroner, and Travor!

"Repent or dye!" I yield.

"NEVER!" screamed Peecy, who will go to hell. He then used his evil satanic powers to flood the entire place!

"We're repenting!" screamed his satanic followers accept for Nico. They started to baptize themselves in da waiter, but I drowned them instead because I remembered what Jesus had told me bee fore: once a statist. Always a statist.

"KILL HIM ANNABETH!11" Percy yelled.

Annabeth was Percy's grilfriend who was a total fucking satanic whore, but she was still sexy. She had flowing log bland curls that cascaded down her prefect hourglass body like a pail yellow waterfail that shimmered in the sunlight on a beautiful summer day, eyes that were the color of a swimming pole I could dive into, big boobs, and flawless skin that was as tanned. She was wearing sexy red lingerie from Victoria's Secret (a red bar and sexy red pansies and thigh hi socks with gators to hold them up),seductive red lipstick like freshly squeezed ketchup out of the Heinz bottle, and 6 inch striper silettos.

I picked up some rages, put sum chlorine on them, I ran up to her, and I put it on her face, knocking her out. Pecy ran to me, and he tried to stab me with his stanic sword, Riptide, but I dogged. I fried my guns, and the bullets landed in his eyes! Blood flowed down his face like river of crimson, and he fell backwards into the water. I put away my guns, and I garbed him bi the neck with one hand like Itachi did to Saucegay. I took out a knife, and I slut his mouth like Joker in The Dark Night (a/n: that is the greatest fucking move ever, if you hate it eat shirt!)

He screamed, and I laughed sadistically. I cut off his fingers, and than I dropped him back into the water, then I pored salt into i to torture ham. He screened and begged for marcy but a stalinist deserves none.

I ran into the Pet value nearby and I brought sum pet piranhas and den I drooped dem into the salty water. They smelled his stanic blood and they swam like shacks. Before tha fist one took a bite, I injected ham with some posion that would make tim slow down. Then the piranhas stated biting ham and he sceemed. It felt lick 378432086234238074 days to ham butt in actualitit it only took ham tan minutes to dye. He bagged for a mercy kale the entire tome but he deserves nun.

I wuss so fucking happy! I DID IT! THE EVIL STANIC LADDER WAS DEAD!

Everyone on that street loafed it! They cheered me in and then hailed me as the hera of Christianity! Wii had a party at the nearest bra and when it was don, I put Annabeth's body in the trunk, and I dove back to my mansion, where Jaysus congratulated me on a job well don.

a/n: So how was it? Give me god reviews! And remember, the Percy Jackson books are evil and satanic, do not read them, for they will drag you to hell. Amen.