2 days later, the Griffin family and the Simpsons were in the garden of the house having a barbecue while having fun with each other, although the Griffin family was in the Simpsons' house for about 3 days they felt that they had gotten used to the home. now the only thing missing is for the family to get to know the people and the entire city of Springfield very well so that they can become better acquainted in case the car takes a long time to repair.
So, Peter and Homer were grilling like the great friends they had made even though they met 3 days ago but it didn't take long for both of them to get to know each other very well so quickly.
It smells delicious!! –Peter said as he smelled the aroma of the food– I can't believe that together we made the best grill ever made by humans.
You're right Peter, I told you we were going to get along very well –Homer said while turning the meat– we are a great team.
Suddenly, a very friendly man appeared between the fence, dressed very formally with glasses and a mustache looking into the garden of the house to greet the neighbors.
Hi diddly ho neighbor –said that very happy man– Are you making a grill? That is awesome!!
Ugh, that stupid Flanders is always bothering somebody –Homer growled under his breath as he said to Peter– He always shows up and makes me sick.
I don't know Homer, he seems friendly but why does he talk so strangely? He looks like Quagmire who also talks so strangely –Peter said
I have no idea, he talks like that because he's a stupid meddler –Homer said
Wow Homer, I see you have other friends who seem like family. Are they from another state? –Flanders asked kindly.
What do you want Flanders? Don't even think you're invited to my barbecue –Homer said in a rude manner as always.
Yes, we are from another state. We are from the state of Rhode Island and we live in a city called Quahog –Peter said– we are the Griffins.
Wow, a pleasure to meet you all –Flanders said very happy– I hope you are comfortable in Springfield
In fact yes they are and if you'll excuse us let us enjoy –Homer said.
It is also a pleasure to meet you –Peter said– flanmers
My name is Ned Flanders, Mr. Griffin –he said as he let out a small giggle and walked away from the fence.
I can't believe it –Homer said annoyed.
Don't worry Homer the barbecue is not ruined let's continue enjoying it –Peter consoled Homer and it worked wonderfully.
Alright –Homer said as he continued cooking– the good thing is that we are enjoying it even though Flanders showed up!!
Meanwhile in the living room, Bart and Chris were sitting alone on the couch while watching Itchy and Scratchy
In the program Scratchy was at his house and suddenly there was a knock on the door, he opened it and no one was there so when he left the house Itchy appeared with pure bombs and put him on Scratchy's tail. Scratchy continued looking outside until he felt immense heat, he realized it he began to scream and the bomb exploded causing a shower of organs to fall everywhere. Making Chris and Bart laugh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA –they both laughed very loudly
That was funny hahahaha I've never laughed so much in my life –Chris laughed
You see? I told you, Itchy and Scratchy is the best thing you will ever see in your life –Bart said– but that's not all, I also want you to meet Krusty the clown, he is my biggest idol and I am his admirer.
You Know? At first I thought Itchy and Scratchy was a weird Japanese cartoon –Chris admitted– but it was fun anyway.
Cool dude –Bart said
Suddenly Stewie appeared and stopped walking when he watched television and saw Chris and Bart.
What are you watching? –Stewie asked with confusion.
Hey Stewie. We were watching Itchy and Scratchy –Bart said
And what the deuce is it supposed to be? –Stewie asked in disbelief– for some strange reason it catches my attention.
Sit down and just see –Bart said as he picked up Stewie and sat him on the couch.
After watching the program, the three of them were laughing their asses off enjoying each other's company.
Oh God, that was great –Stewie said while writhing with laughter– That lifted my spirits.
That's the best thing about television in Springfield –Bart said while relaxing– Hey Stewie. Do you want to see my weapons closet?
Do you have a weapons closet too? –Stewie asked excitedly.
Let's go if you want –then Bart, Chris and Stewie went to Bart's room so he could show Stewie his "weapons" closet but it turned out that the closet didn't have any weapons, just a slingshot.
Bart proceeds to slingshot a rock and throw the rock with the slingshot right at Meg through the window.
Ouch, why does misfortune always touch me? –Meg snorted fed up
Wow a slingshot, it's quite ingenious. I have never seen so much creativity without technology. I build machines, robots, lasers and I have a time machine. In exchange, you have a slingshot –Stewie said excitedly– plus you have balls, marbles and yarn balls.
Exactly, I have fun doing a lot of those things –Bart said
Your room is very similar to mine but without that thing that Angry Birds use to launch themselves –Chris said– plus an evil monkey lived in my closet in my room but he left.
How so you had an evil monkey Chris?? –Bart asked bewildered.
I bet that he was looking for a home or another individual of his species and he found it in his room –Stewie mocked so much that even Bart laughed a little.
Shut upt!! –Chris shouted to Stewie –The monkey was simply looking for comfort since his wife cheated on him with another monkey –he said to Bart
Nah, the important thing is that it's no longer in your closet –Bart said
That's right, it's fair although I miss him –he said
Kids the grill is ready or we will eat your food – Peter shouted.
And we are not going to leave you while we drink some delicious beers while you writhe with hunger –Homer shouted.
Finally, I was starving –Bart sighed with relief.
It's better that those sons of bitches leave food –Chris said annoyed.
Then the three boys went down the stairs and went to the garden because it is the place where they are grilling and there is the big table. The entire Simpson Family and the entire Griffin family were there. Peter and Homer served the food and both families began to eat while sharing
Uhh Lisa. Why are you eating tomato soup and not hamburgers?? –Meg asked out of curiosity.
I am a vegetarian, I have been for years –said Lisa while eating the soup– and my family still doesn't understand that animals also suffer and they judge me all the time!!
That must be different –she said– I'm not a vegetarian but I know what it feels like and I also know how it feels to be judged rightly and wrongly. My family hates me since I was born and I always try to deal with this and the worst thing is that I'm used to it!!
Don't worry Meg, you have me... I know my family can be morons sometimes but I love them a lot and they love me too, I guess. And to tell the truth, my family is more loving than your family –Lisa said while comforting Meg– just don't get carried away by your family's comments and your father's nonsense.
Believe me Lisa, I've tried and there was a time when I completely took it out on my family and it felt good –she said– I swear I felt much freer but I ended up forgiving them anyway because at the end of the day I only exist to be a punching bag
You're not a punching bag Meg, you're amazing in so many ways. Just let yourself shine and you will see that in the end you will not be affected at all by your family's comments and nonsense, that in the end they will leave you alone –Lisa advised– just follow my advice and you will be fine.
Thank you Lisa, no one has really said those words to me –Meg said happily– you're amazing!!
You're welcome Meg, you follow my advice –said Lisa happily and they both hugged but someone threw three water balloons at Meg, getting her completely wet.
What the hell guys?? –Meg scolded as she looked at the culprits who were Bart, Stewie and Chris but obviously the joke was on Bart as always.
Hahaha you are the butt of jokes, dear friend of Lisa –Bart said mockingly as he threw another water balloon towards Meg.
What the hell is wrong with you Bart? –Meg said annoyed while crossing her arms– that wasn't funny!!
Well, Chris told me that you are the mistreated one and the worst... blah blah blah so I decided to make a joke with you to make you feel at home –Bart continued mocking while also crossing his arms.
Meg was about to get angry but suddenly a brilliant idea occurred to her. So she smiled maliciously and flirtatiously at the same time as she begins her plan.
Oh yeah? So you think? That I am the worst? And the butt of your jokes, eh? –Meg said with much mockery– Well, you do think I'm worse then. Would you like to see my pubic hairs on my butt that are excited by another joke of yours?? –Meg said maliciously and mockingly while spanking her butt making Bart very disgusted.
Aaaaaaahh how disgusting –Bart shouted disgusted as he ran inside his house and Stewie and Chris who saw everything were also very disgusted and ran inside the house along with Bart. Meg and Lisa laughed a lot thanks to that little joke Meg made
Well done Meg!! –said Lisa
I know right?? They deserve it –She said
Hey friends, how about we go for a walk around Springfield? –Marge suggested– so the Griffins can get to know the people, the culture and the rest of the city better!!
Great idea Marge, I was already getting bored with that dog, I don't understand him at all – Brian said referring to Santa's little helper.
That would be much better but we can't all fit in one car –Lois said
We have two cars –Homer said– in my car the men go and Marge's car the women go and that's it!!
How about we walk? –Lisa made another suggestion– to not waste a lot of gasoline
I hate walking, it's not fair I prefer to be in the car –Homer huffed annoyed.
Let's go for a walk and that's enough –Marge said– end of the discussion.
Everything happens very quickly the interactions or is it just me? –Stewie asked in disbelief.
Then both families finished eating, rested for a while and then walked around Springfield so that the Griffins could get to know the city and its people better.
Wow it's been a lot of changes to Quahog!! –Chris said surprised.
Chris, we're in a different town –Brian said
Ohh, it was to be expected –he said.
In Springfield there are very good and peculiar things –Homer said– Do you want to go to Moe's tavern??
Homer we are on a walk. Why do you always choose Moe's Tavern?? –Marge scolded.
It's my favorite place Marge, relax –Homer said calming his wife– plus there are all my friends that I want the Griffins to meet.
Already inside Moe's bar
Hey Moe, give me beer and also for the guests –Homer said greeting him.
Here you are Homer –said Moe while handing over the already served beer quickly and then he noticed the presence of the Griffins– Who are you? –He asked in disbelief.
We're the Griffins, sir –Peter said– we're from Quahog.
Quahog?? I've never heard of it –Moe said– Is it a port or something like that? And what the hell are you doing here?
Quahog is a town and the reason we came here to Springfield was because our car broke down –Peter said– but I met this nice guy Homer Simpson and he welcomed us with open arms
Very nice –Moe said using the same tone of his sarcastic voice as always– Homer is a great guy sometimes, he always comes here 24/7. But it has also been the terror of Springfield
That's typical Moe –Homer said– I've caused everything and that makes me happy
I have also done worse things in Quahog –Peter explained– I destroyed the city thousands of times because of the fights I have with the giant chicken, I blew up an entire hospital, I ran over a thousand people in a march with my car and I caused disasters while drunk.
So we have a second Homer but more satire –Moe said
That's right –Peter said
Why are there always rats in that place? –Brian asked.
They just appear and all –Moe said– it's common
Well, give me a martini please –Brian asked– I'm craving that.
Hey Homer, what's up? –Lenny greeted.
And I see you brought your family and those weird albino people –Carl said
Homer gave a small laugh.
Yes they are the Griffin family, they are from another state –he told his friends– Griffin family, meet my best friends Lenny and Carl
Hello Griffins, what's up? –Lenny greeted.
And what are your names? –Carl asked kindly.
With pleasure, I'm Lois Griffin, that's my husband Peter, my children Meg, Chris and Stewie and our dog Brian –Lois introduced– nice to meet you both
Also a pleasure –Lenny said and Carl in unison
Wow, you guys are like Quagmire and Cleveland –Peter said– They're my friends just in case, it's amazing that Homer and I have the same similarities, the only thing missing is Joe
Well, I'm glad you're here –Carl said– welcome to Springfield!!
Thank you so much –Lois said
And since when are you here? Today right?? –Lenny asked out of curiosity.
We have been here for 3 days. It's strange since we've been here for three days and we haven't met the people here –Peter said.
Don't worry, now they know that we are Lenny and Carl, Homer's best friends –Carl said– Hey Moe, didn't you introduce yourself?
Why I would do?? –Moe said sarcastically cleaning the glasses.
Just do it –Carl ordered.
You do not know? I'm Moe, I'm poor Moe Szyslack –Moe said with a tone of discomfort– I'm not that important, I'm just the owner of this dirty pigsty!!
A pleasure Moe –Chris said as he greeted him.
Ugh there's a pool room here?? –Stewie asked sounding incredulous.
Yes, what happens is that several murderers come into my bar and play with it as if it were a duel to the death –Moe responded to Stewie.
Really?? I'm not surprised –Stewie said– it still works??
Yes play if you want, I won't charge you much –Moe said giving up.
Great, now i know who to play in a duel to the death here –Stewie said mockingly– Hey Bri, do you want to play?
No –he said
You're missing out –Stewie said but he saw Maggie distracted and hit her with a pool stick causing her to get angry– You and me –Stewie said in a murderous manner while making a sign with his finger sliding down her neck like a sign of beheading
Maggie then proceeded to grab a pool stick causing both of them to be in a life or death duel.
Homer don't drink so much I don't want you to get drunk in the middle of the walk –said Marge worried.
C'mon Marge, a few beers won't hurt anyone – Homer said while drinking– you lack fun.
After 5 minutes of being at Moe's tavern both families said goodbye and left the bar to continue the walk. They were walking from the monument to the police station. In the middle of the walk they met Milhouse who was running towards Bart
Hey Bart, you won't believe it –Milhouse said upset while he catches his breath– there's a skateboard convention and Sideshow Bob showed up playing in the skateboard teams!!
What?? –Bart shouted– Sideshow Bob?? In the selections? –he asked– It can't be now he ruined my life. Can't he just leave me alone??
Oh Bart, that's terrible – Marge consoled – but how did he get there? Wasn't he in jail?
The Griffin family seemed confused and wondered who Sideshow Bob was and why Bart freaks out every time someone mentions him.
He escaped –Milhouse said– the coach told us that he is part of the national teams.
And how does Sideshow Bob know how to ride a skateboard? –Bart asked quite ironically and at the same time with fear– for me and that he is there to kill me for sure.
I don't understand anything what's happening here. Who the hell is Sideshow Bob?? –Chris asked stubbornly.
I'm wondering the same thing, who is he and why does Bart seem upset? –Lois now asked with concern.
It's a long story –Marge told them– He is responsible for my son's fear, he has been tormenting him and trying to hurt him for years.
Oh my God!!! –Lois said surprised.
Bart, did that monster hurt you? –Chris asked sadly.
Many times –he said.
Let's go Bart, let's kill him –Stewie said angry but was interrupted by Bart
We won't do it –Bart said– it will make the situation worse.
Could we continue walking? –Homer asked annoyed and tired– I'm hungry and I want donuts, forget Sideshow Bob, they'll surely put him in jail again.
Yes, that situation suddenly became confusing and dramatic –Peter said
We found out later but anyway thanks for letting me know Milhouse –Bart said
You're welcome Bart –Milhouse suddenly saw the Griffin family– Wow, I've never seen albino people!! Who are they??
They are the Griffins, you know their car was damaged and they will have to stay at my house until they repair their car –Bart said
Ohhh I understand –Milhouse said already understanding the matter– and why do they have that skin color??
They are from another state... Rhode Island –he said.
We live in a town called Quahog –Chris said– I'm Chris Griffin.
A pleasure Chris –he introduced himself– I'm Milhouse Vanhouten!!
What a nice boy –Lois said
Ugh I hope Milhouse doesn't see me –Lisa said while hiding behind Meg.
Why? What happened? –Meg asked confused.
Milhouse has always been in love with me and he doesn't stop bothering and harassing me –Lisa responded disgustedly.
Ugh I completely understand you, there is a disgusting nerd at my high school named Neil Goldman –Meg said– he is quite annoying, cocky, a stalker and he keeps following me everywhere.
What hell –Lisa said– anyway, nerds... They are always after someone's sister who doesn't even meet them.
I agree –Meg said
Well, see you later – Milhouse said goodbye – nice to meet you Griffins!!
Night had fallen and both families were in the Simpson house getting ready to sleep. Everyone enjoyed the ride and the Griffin family was happy to meet some people in Springfield
Hey Peter and Lois, don't you mind sleeping on the mattress in the living room? –Marge asked– I mean, you guys need privacy too.
Thank you for worrying Marge, we have slept on the mattress in the living room since we got here –Lois said– I honestly miss the privacy.
Yes, I need my nights of sex –Peter said– here in this house there are like 10 people plus the dog Brian and surely you are going to hear everything
Mmmm, how about I put some curtains to cover the living room and where are the stairs? –Marge asked– at least tonight, I was going to make you sleep in the basement, I will put a bed, an air conditioner, curtains, I will clean the entire basement and make a window to the outside so that you don't die from carbon monoxide but I was late –she said– maybe tomorrow I will do it
Good idea Marge thank you very much I appreciate it very much –Lois said– then tomorrow Peter and I are going to sleep in the basement in the meantime.
Great, it's fabulous –Peter said– But are we having sex today? –he asked Lois
I don't know, maybe –Lois said
Marge put up a curtain that covered the living room and the stair area, as if it were a border. Then Marge said goodnight to Peter and Lois and went to sleep in the room while Peter and Lois satisfied their needs through intercourse.
Meanwhile in Maggie's room. Stewie and Maggie were each in their crib while glaring at each other, they have been like this since they both tied at pool. Then Stewie made a mocking comment
Maybe next time I'll beat you and use your corpse as an inn –he mocked but Maggie threw a teddy bear at him– What the Deuce? What do you have with throwing things? Do you have a problem with that, dumb idiot??
Maggie just grabbed her shotgun and started aiming it at Stewie
Are you trying to impress me and kill me? You can't get it –Stewie said but he was shot, hopefully he dodged the bullets.
Then Stewie also grabbed a gun and started shooting at Maggie, which she also dodged the bullets. They were shooting at each other while dodging the bullets, they fought like that for so long that they both fell asleep instantly due to exhaustion.
Again Stewie didn't follow Brian's advice
