"Mwahaha!"
Discord was laughing in triumph. By means of cheating, he won his game, and now he was creating a literal storm of chaos. Deadpool and Twilight could only watch as Equestria was descending into madness.
"And what are you laughing at?!" Asked Pinkie Pie menacingly.
"Oh, you ponies are just the most fun I've had in eons," Answered Discord.
"Well, quit it! You'd better think before you laugh at the Pink… ie Pie!"
"Oh, yeah? Well ha, ha."
Fluttershy was purposely irritating Pinkie Pie by laughing.
"Quit it!"
"No. Ha, ha."
"Quit it!"
"No. Ha ha-ha ha ha."
"Uh… Rarity? This here diamond of yours? Deadpool said we should split it seven ways since we, uh, found it together," Lied Applejack.
"Hi-Yah!" Rarity delivered a karate kick to Applejack, sending her flying. "Try it punk! He's mine. All mine!"
She and Applejack fought each other. Seeing her friends acting opposite of themselves had Twilight worried.
"Girls, why are you all acting like this?" Asked Twilight.
"Quit it! Stop it!" Demanded Pinkie Pie.
"Ha ha," Said Fluttershy.
"We need to stick together," Said Twilight.
"(Laughter) It's just too entertaining."
Discord was watching the chaos among the group of friends while sitting in a movie theater seat and eating popcorn.
"Stop it, Discord. You're not playing fair," Said Twilight.
"I'm not playing fair? Perhaps we haven't met. I'm Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony. Hello?"
"Yeah, and since when has a villain ever played fair?" Asked Deadpool.
"How are we supposed to find the Elements of Harmony when you took away the labyrinth before we could get to the end?" Asked Twilight.
"Oh, wait. Did you…? (Laughs) You thought the Elements were in the labyrinth?"
Discord grabbed Twilight and Deadpool, and transported them to the past. All three of them were like ghosts, so their presence wouldn't disrupt the timeline. Discord brought them to when he gave them the clue to the location of the Elements.
"Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began," Said Discord from the past.
Discord brought both ponies back to the present after letting them listen to the clue again.
"I never said they were in the labyrinth," Informed Discord.
"But… but…" Stuttered Twilight.
"Keep trying. Maybe the power of friendship can help you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak."
In a flash, Discord disappeared. As soon as he left, a storm of pink clouds formed in the sky above, pouring chocolate milk rain.
"Chocolate milk? I hate chocolate milk!" Said Pinkie Pie.
"Argh!"
Twilight and Deadpool were growing irritated by their friends' behavior.
"Think, think. Find the Elements back where you began. Back where you began," Muttered Twilight.
Rarity was carrying her diamond when Applejack jumped on top of it. Fluttershy hovered next to the gem and poked it.
"Don't touch my gem!" Ordered Rarity.
"I'm touching your gem, Rarity. Ha ha," Mocked Fluttershy.
"What chu' laughin' at?" Asked Pinkie.
"Ugh! I just want to go home," Whined Deadpool.
"Wait, Wade. Say that again," Said Twilight.
"I just want to go home?"
"... Home! Back where we began. The Elements must be in Ponyville!"
"Then let's get there through the use of a scene transition!"
Through the use of a scene transition, Twilight, Deadpool, and friends were following a dirt road back to Ponyville.
"Come on guys. I'm certain this is what Discord's riddle really meant. If we get back to the library, I have a book that I just know can give us a clue," Said Twilight confidently.
"Ah!"
Twilight and Deadpool were run over by rabbits with stilt legs, one of them being Angel.
"Good boy, Angel. Mama's so proud," Said Fluttershy.
Suddenly, the sun quickly set and was replaced by the moon, turning night into day.
"Wow, I can see so much better now. Whoa!" The road turned into soap. Applejack was sliding all over the place, knocking over Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie. "I meant to do that," Muttered Applejack.
As they tried to get up, Twilight and Deadpool slipped, falling back down.
"Help. I've fallen and I can't get up," Remarked Deadpool.
(... Really?)
"Discord's turned our dirt roads into soap!" Said Twilight in shock.
The sun came back up, becoming day again. Then Discord appeared, ice skating on the soap.
"Beautiful, isn't it?" Discord had the group look directly at Ponyville. It was raining chocolate milk above the town, like just about everywhere else, and many houses were either floating on their own mini islands, or were floating themselves upside down. "This is the new and improved Ponyville, and these are only my first changes."
Behind him, Pinkie Pie was twirling on the soapy road as if she were a professional ice skater.
"This may look like fun, but it's not," Said Pinkie.
"Ugh!" Cried Twilight.
"At least there's some hope for her," Said Deadpool.
Discord picked up both Twilight and Deadpool.
"Hey! Let me go!" Demanded Deadpool.
"In a second. Just picture it, Ponyville, the chaos capital of the world," Said Discord.
The time changed to night again. This prevented the ponies from seeing Ponyville.
"We can't picture it. It's too dark," Said Twilight.
"Well, wait a few minutes, and you'll see it in the beautiful light of day. Or not."
Discord set the ponies down before disappearing once again, continuing his chaos streak.
"Ponyville, the chaos capital of the world? Not if we have anything to say about it," Said Twilight in determination.
Deadpool nodded his head in agreement.
"Don't worry, you won't," Said Fluttershy.
A little while latter, the group arrived at Twilight's library. Unlike with a majority of the buildings in Ponyville, the library seems to have not been tampered with by Discord.
"Okay, we're here. Everyone please, please, please just go inside. Please?" Asked Twilight.
"I absolutely refuse," Said Applejack.
"With pleasure," Said Fluttershy.
"I hate libraries!" Said Pinkie.
Even though Applejack and Pinkie refused to, they went inside. Rarity was struggling to move the rock she had been carrying inside.
"Pleeeease, we gotta hurry!" Said Twilight.
"Forget it! I know what you guys are up too. The second I go in, you'll take Tom!" Said Rarity.
"Tom?" Questioned Deadpool.
"Well, it's not going to work."
"You're not going without him, are you?" Asked Twilight.
"Mm-mmm."
"(Grunt) Fine!" Said Twilight reluctantly.
Meanwhile, inside the library, Spike was lying on the floor with a mop in hand, and a bucket of water next to him. He fell asleep cleaning the floors. A pair of yellow hooves grabbed the bucket of water next to him.
SPLASH!
"Ah!" Spike was soaked by the mop water, awakening him from his slumber. The culprit was Fluttershy. "What did you do that for, Fluttershy?!"
"'Cause you looked so peaceful," Answered Fluttershy calmly.
"I… uh… huh?"
CRASH!
"Owwwwww!"
While carrying Rarity's rock inside, Twilight accidentally dropped it right on top of Deadpool.
"Careful! You'll ruin his beautiful finish," Said Rarity in irritation.
"Oh for the love of God!" Cried Deadpool.
"Twilight, Deadpool, what's going on? Why does everybody look so… grey?" Asked Spike.
"Don't ask. I need you to help me find something," Said Twilight.
"Hey, Twilight, what's soaking wet and clueless?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Fluttershy, I've had just about enough-"
SPLASH!
"Your face!"
DING!
Fluttershy dumped the rest of the water in the bucket on Twilight, getting her soaked. She also put the bucket on her friend's head. Deadpool was trying to hold back his laughter.
"(Giggle) She got you pretty good, Twi. I kind of like Shy this way," Said Deadpool.
"Hey, Deadpool, what's tan and looks like a burnt raisin?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Hmm… I don't know. What?"
"Your face!"
(Ohhhhhh!)
(Oh no she didn't!)
"... That's it. This bitch's getting it."
Deadpool pulled out a pistol and aimed at Fluttershy.
"Wade. Don't," Ordered Twilight.
"... Fine."
"What's happened to them?" Asked Spike.
"I guess you just bring out the worst in us, Spike," Lied Applejack.
"Ugh. No time to explain. We've got to find the reference guide to the Elements of Harmony before SOMEPONY does something she'll regret," Hissed Twilight, referring to her corrupted friends.
"The Elements of Harmony? Oh, I know exactly where that book is." After climbing a ladder, Spike got the book from a shelf. "Found it!"
A scroll hit Spike in the face, causing him to drop the book. Fluttershy grabbed it while wearing an evil grin.
"Fluttershy, you better give me that book," Warned Twilight.
"Keep away!"
Fluttershy tossed the book to Applejack, who caught it with her nose.
"Hey! Applejack, give me that book!" Ordered Twilight.
"I don't have any book."
Applejack tossed the book to Pinkie Pie, to which she kicked away.
"Pinkie!" Cried Twilight.
The book came back to Fluttershy. She kept away from Twilight by flying.
"You guys!"
Fluttershy tossed the book back to Applejack.
"Stop it right now!"
Applejack tossed the book back to Pinkie Pie who kicked it to Fluttershy. Before she can grab it, Spike tackled her. The book fell to the ground. Before Twilight could grab the book, Rarity took it.
"Mine!" Cried Rarity.
"Hey, do you even know what you just stole?" Asked Twilight.
"No, but if you want it, I want it," Answered Rarity.
"(Strained growl) GIVE ME THAT BOOK!"
Twilight chased after Rarity.
CRASH!
Just as she was about to catch her, Fluttershy grabbed Rarity, causing Twilight to run into the rock.
"Where is she? Where's Rarity?" Asked Twilight.
"Beats me," Answered Applejack.
"Lies!"
In seconds, the girls were fighting each other, stirring up dust.
BANG! BANG!
Deadpool shot one of his pistols twice, aiming at the ceiling. This got everyone's attention.
"That is it! All of you, stop! I am tired of this bullshit! Here's what's going to happen: you, Applejack, need to stop lying your ass off, you, Pinkie Pie, need to lighten up, you, Rarity, need to stop being greedy, and finally you, Fluttershy, need to get your shit together and be nicer! If any of you act up again, I am going to get the author to remove you from my fanfiction!"
Wade, besides you, they are the main characters. I'm not going to-
"You can shut up too! Now everypony get your acts together!"
The room was silent for a while. Rarity had accidentally dropped the book when Wade shot his gun. Twilight took the book and opened it. She noticed the book was hollowed out. The Elements of Harmony were inside!
"The Elements! They were here all along!" Said Twilight in delight.
(Ha! That rhymed!)
"This is great! Now you can beat Discord and put everything back to normal!" Said Spike.
"Finally!" Said Deadpool in relief.
"See, girls? We did it! We found the Elements of Harmony! Together!" Said Twilight.
There was silence among the girls. They weren't as excited as Twilight or Deadpool.
"You don't even care, do you?" Asked Twilight.
"No," Said the girls in unision.
"(Sigh) I never thought it would happen. Our friends… have turned into... into?"
"Assholes?" Suggested Deadpool.
"JERKS! Necklace! Necklace! Necklace! Necklace! And big crowny thingy! Come on, everypony, let's go!"
Twilight put the Elements of Harmony on her friends despite their reluctance.
"But Twilight, aren't you missing somepony?" Asked Spike.
"Nope. We've got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, the brute, and the hero with questionable mental stability. That just about covers it," Said Twilight.
"But what about Rainbow Dash?" Asked Spike.
"Congratulations, Spike, you're the new Rainbow Dash. Now let's go!"
Twilight gave Spike Rainbow Dash's Element to wear.
"But I wanted to be Rainbow Dash," Said Deadpool disappointingly.
"Me? B-But what if she finds out I've been impersonating her? (Moan) That won't end well," Said Spike.
"Too bad, you're Rainbow Dash. Now let's go beat Discord so we don't ever have to talk to each other again!" Said Twilight.
The rest of the girls cheered after Twilight spoke. Rarity, once again, was trying to move her rock.
"Move! Look out, here comes Tom!"
Twilight picked up Tom using a levitation spell, sending him through one of her windows. As soon as everyone stepped outside, Discord was there waiting for them.
"Well, well, well, I see you've found the Elements of Harmony. How terrifying," Mocked Discord.
"Discord! I've figured out your lame riddle! You're in for it now!" Said Twilight.
"I certainly am. You've clearly out-dueled me, and now it's time to meet my fate." Discord put on a pair of sunglasses, and put a target on his chest. "I'm prepared to be defeated now. Fire when ready."
"Formation, now!" Twilight and friends got into formation, except for one. "'Rainbow Dash' get over here." Ordered Twilight.
Spike moved from behind Tom and stood next to Twilight.
"All right, let's get this over with," Said Twilight.
"Something's off here. Besides me not being Rainbow Dash, Discord's surprisingly willing to be turned back into stone," Thought Deadpool to himself.
Twilight's crown glowed, and a strong wind appeared. She and her friends were lifted off the ground. Her eyes turned white, and the other Elements lit up. Suddenly, the Elements stopped glowing, and the group fell to the ground.
"What's going on?!" Asked Twilight in shock.
"Mine's workin'. There must be somethin' wrong with yours," Lied Applejack.
"I HATE the Elements!" Said Pinkie.
"Hmnph. Trash," Said Flutershy.
"Mine!"
Fluttershy threw her Element aside, to which Rarity grabbed in her greed.
"Sorry, Twilight. I guess I'd better get back upstairs and clean the library. Good luck with all of this- Woah!"
Fluttershy purposely tripped Spike with her tail.
"Oops, sorry, Rainbow 'Crash!'" Mocked Fluttershy.
"Bravo, ponies, bravo! Harmony in Equestria is officially dead. Discord rules, Celestia drools. (Laugh)"
Discord booped Twilight's nose, angering her greatly. Then he skated away. Pinkie Pie starred in the direction Discord went.
"It's your fault it didn't work," Blamed Pinkie.
"Who's fault?" Asked Twilight.
"Any of you! All of you! I'm outta here!"
"I better go, too. I've got new better friends waiting for me at the farm," Lied Applejack.
"Yeah! I'm sick of you LOSERS!" Said Fluttershy.
All of the girls left, leaving just Wade and Twilight.
"FINE! Leave! See if I care! I don't need you guys either! With friends like you, who needs… enemies…?"
"Twilight?" Whispered Deadpool.
Slowly, just like almost all of her friends, Twilight turned grey, becoming opposite of herself. A tear was shed from one of her eyes. When it hit the ground, it formed a broken heart.
"... Not you too…"
Not long after, Deadpool went to a local taco joint. He ordered food, which would appear out of nowhere, but he only looked at it. He sighed in sadness while taking off his mask.
(You want to talk?)
"No. I'll look crazy talking to myself," Said Deadpool.
(You are crazy.)
"Good point. It's just, I can't believe all of my friends turned on each other, on me. Equestria is descending into madness, and our only hope has been all for nothing... I've lost everything."
(Come on, you can't let all of this shit keep you down. You've been through a lot worse.)
(Please don't bring up what I think you're about to say.)
(You were buried alive in a coffin by a mob boss. You were trapped for three days before you broke free. If you can escape that, then you can do anything.)
"...You're right. I can save Equestria. I just need to do it on my own, but how? WIth his chaos magic, Discord can make my weapons into useless items. Or even worse, turn me into a rabbit!"
(What's wrong with rabbits?)
"Just like Kunal Nayyar said, they look like they're going to say something, but they don't. Plus, have you met Angel?"
(Well, I have one idea. It's going to involve targeting his hubris.)
(His whatis? Is that like a bone we can break?)
([Groan] His ego.)
(Oh! Why the hell didn't you say that in the first place?)
"Yeah, don't use big words. We better get ready, because we're going to take back Equestria, by any means necessary."
(If you're going where I think you're going, what about what Twilight told us?)
"What choice do we have? If we don't kill this guy, Equestria's gonna be a land of unrest and unhappiness for eternity. And if killing one guy means bringing back all of my friends, then I will gladly do it without a second thought."
Meanwhile, Twilight was walking around Ponyville, sulking. She passed by the stilt legged rabbits, floating ponies, and… ballet buffalos? A cotton candy cloud was floating above, raining down on her. Then Discord appeared.
"(Laughing) Oh, my stomach! Twilight, you've got to see what I just did!"
Discord pointed to an earth pony mare who had a giant pepper shaker over her.
"Ah-Choo!"
As soon as she sneezed, the houses next to her fell over.
"It's priceless!"
Discord noticed Twilight was down. He took out a cotton candy stick and wrapped the cloud above Twilight around it.
"Come now, Twilight Sparkle. You've got to get into the spirit of things! After all, this is your new home," Said Discord.
Twilight looked around at what was once her home. No square inch of Ponyville wasn't affected by Discord.
"Not anymore," Muttered Twilight.
As soon as she walked away, Discord cheered. Twilight walked home, and went upstairs. Spike was lying on the bedroom floor.
"Pack your things Spike, we're leaving. Don't ask where we're going, 'cause I don't know yet. Just not yet."
Twilight grabbed a suitcase, and threw her Element into a trash can by her bed.
"Can't… move. The Princess… has been sending these… since I came back upstairs." Spike pointed to a big pile of letters next to him on the floor. Then he belched up another letter. "Make it stop!" Begged Spike.
Twilight picked up one of the letters and read it. After reading more letters, she realized all of them were the friendship letters she wrote to Princess Celestia. Some of them say…
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
"Friendship is a wonderous and powerful thing."
"Everypony has a special, magical connection with her friends. Maybe even before she has met them."
After reading her letters, Twilight's color returned.
"Spike! Spike it's all so clear. Can't you see? Discord's trying to distract us from what's important. He knows how powerful our friendships are, and he's trying to keep us from seeing it. Do you remember what I said the first day we arrived in Ponyville? I told you that the future of Equestria didn't rest on me making friends. But the opposite is true! The friendships I've made since I've been here are what saved Equestria from Nightmare Moon. And now they need to save it from Discord!" Said Twilight.
Spike groaned in pain.
"You're right, Spike. I've got to fight for my friendships. For them. For me. For Equestria!"
Spike continued to groan in pain from all the letters that were delivered to Twilight.
"Oh… uh… Why don't you just stay here and rest? I'll take care of the whole fighting for friendship thing myself," Said Twilight.
The first place Twilight went to was Sweet Apple Acres. Among the bizarre things that Discord has done here include, causing pigs to fly, making Applejack's brother, Big Macintosh, behave like a dog, and causing her grandmother, Granny Smith, to be able to tap dance. Applejack was leaning against the farmhouse, eating an apple… from the core to a whole apple?
"And so I tried to defeat Discord, but none of my so called 'friends' would lift a hoof to help me," Lied Applejack to Granny Smith.
"Applejack, I'm here to fight for our friendship," Said Twilight.
Big Macintosh came out of the ground from a hole he dug, and licked Twilight's face before going back down.
"Oh, NOW you want to fight. Where were you when I was battlin' Discord," Lied Applejack.
Unexpectedly, Twilight tackled her friend to the ground.
"Snap out of it. This isn't you! You're not a liar."
Twilight lit up her horn and pressed it against Applejack's forehead. Twilight revealed memories of their friendships and past adventures. Just like with her, Applejack's color returned, turning her back to normal. Although the earth pony was left with a pounding headache.
"Wh-What happened? Twilight! (Sigh) I saw a vision of us' fightin' and feudin'. I couldn't face the truth, so I started tellin' lies. Can you ever forgive me?" Asked Applejack.
"I already have. Come on!"
Twilight and Applejack went all over Ponyville to help their friends. First was Fluttershy, who they had to tie her limbs up in order to help her. Next they went to Rarity's Boutique to help her. They were successful, and Rarity took the boulder she was obsessed with outside effortlessly. They then returned Pinkie Pie to normal. She was being carried in a cart by Applejack. The group of friends then looked for Rainbow Dash. They looked for her at her home, an elaborate house in a cloud.
"Um. She's not here," Said Fluttershy.
"Without Rainbow Dash, we can't use the Elements," Said Twilight.
"She could be anywhere by now! We're never gonna find her," Said Applejack hopelessly.
"Yeah, we will, 'cause she's right there!"
Pinkie Pie pointed up towards the sky. Just as she said, Rainbow Dash was there, lying on a cloud. Although she appeared to be how everyone was not too long ago.
"Rainbow Dash!" Shouted Twilight.
"Hey guys!" Shouted Rainbow Dash.
"We've been looking everywhere for you."
"That's nice."
"Discord's still on the loose! We need you to help us defeat him with your element, loyalty!"
"Pftt. Loyalty, schmoyalty! Have you seen Ponyville? It's a disaster! I'm staying here in Cloudsdale where everything's awesome!"
"How in Equestria can she think that tiny patch of clouds is Cloudsdale?" Asked Rarity.
"The same way Discord got you to think that cheap rock was a bona fide diamond," Answered Applejack.
"I thought we agreed to never speak of that again?"
"Time for Plan B," Said Twilight.
Some time passed by, and Rainbow Dash had fallen asleep. Unbeknownst to her, her friends, except for Fluttershy, flew up above in Twilight's own hot air balloon. It was giant, purple, and had a pink basket. Applejack was riding precariously on top of the balloon.
"Okay, Fluttershy, you grab Rainbow Dash and hold her down. Applejack will lower me down from this rope, so I can cast the memory spill on her," Whispered Twilight.
"Got it!"
Fluttershy flew down fast towards Rainbow Dash, but then stopped. She nudged her to wake her up.
"Umm, I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?" Asked Fluttershy.
Twilight facehoofed in exasperation.
"Nice try! Ponyville's your problem, not mine."
Rainbow Dash grabbed her cloud and flew off. Twilight sent a rope down to Fluttershy.
"Come on Fluttershy, we've got to catch her," Said Twilight.
Fluttershy grabbed the rope with her teeth like a reign and pulled the balloon. The group wasn't moving as fast as Rainbow Dash, but they are keeping pace. Rainbow Dash flew all around them in different directions to confuse them.
"Applejack!"
Twilight threw an extra rope to Applejack. She tied the rope into a lasso, and threw it around Rainbow Dash. Unfortunately, the rope wasn't secured to anything, and it wrapped itself around Rarity and Pinkie Pie's hindlegs. They were flung out of the basket and were being dragged across the sky.
"PINKIE! You were supposed to secure the rope!" Shouted Rarity.
"Oops."
The added weight caused Rainbow Dash to let go of her cloud.
"Rarity, Pinkie, hold on! Y'all are slowing her down!" Said Applejack.
"Oh, Fluttershy, would you be a dear and FLY FASTER, please?" Asked Rarity.
At this point, Fluttershy was shedding tears.
"I can't!" Cried Fluttershy.
"If you can't catch her, Discord wins!" Said Twilight.
"That big… dumb… MEANIE!"
That was enough motivation to get Fluttershy to fly just as fast as Rainbow Dash - one of the fastest flyers in all of Equestria!
"Okay, Applejack, last rope. Make it count!" Said Twilight.
Applejack tossed the rope at Rainbow Dash, catching her. Fluttershy flew down slowly, bringing everyone to the ground safely. Once on the ground, they tied two more ropes to Rainbow Dash. Everyone except for Twilight was holding a rope. Rainbow Dash was bucking, trying to get free.
"Lemme go! I don't need you guys! Leave me alone!" Shouted Rainbow.
Twilight placed her horn on Rainbow Dash's forehead. She cast the memory spell, causing Rainbow Dash to turn back to normal.
"Wh-What happened? (Gasp) How's Ponyville? Where are the Elements? Did we stop Discord?" Asked Rainbow.
Her friends gathered around her and gave her a hug. They then noticed the chaos that was currently happening around them.
"Maybe it's a little early for a group hug," Said Twilight.
"Wait, what about Deadpool?" Asked Rainbow.
"We'll look for him later. Right now it's important that we use the Elements to beat Discord."
Meanwhile, in the center of Ponyville, Discord was sitting on a throne, watching the chaos unfold while drinking a glass of chocolate milk. Instead of the milk, he was drinking the glass. When he saw the mare sneezing because of the pepper shaker from earlier, he laughed, causing him to drop his drink. The glass stopped about an inch from the ground with the milk inside. He bent over to grab it.
BANG!
A bullet almost grazed the top of his head. When he looked up, he saw Deadpool.
"Damn it! Why do I keep missing?!" Asked Deadpool in frustration.
"Deadpool? I thought you would have learned from our last get together about messing with me," Said Discord grimly.
"That's the one thing I didn't tell you, Discord. I don't learn my lesson until there are negative consequences."
"Look around you. I have won. Your attempt to stop me is futile. After all, you can't even scratch me."
"Yeah, you're right, I can't scratch you. But if you are as powerful as you claim to be, then you wouldn't even need to use your chaos magic."
"What?"
"Yeah, just imagine it: you and me in a sword duel for the ages. By beating me, nopony would dare challenge you. But you'll just use your magic to turn me into jello or something. All you'll accomplish with that, though, is that you are a... Big. Pussy."
Discord held his paw in a snapping position, anger written all over his face. He was about to rid of himself of Deadpool when he stopped himself. Instead, he summoned a sabre.
"En garde," Said Discord.
"Hiyh!"
KLANG!
In a mighty sprint, the two combatants clashed. Deadpool sweeped Discord's legs, causing him to fall, and brought his swords down towards him. Discord rolled out of the way, nearly getting impaled. Before his opponent could react, he ran behind him.
SLASH!
"Hiss!"
Deadpool was cut from the back, causing him to bleed excessively. He turned around, and swung at Discord again. The villain dodged his blow, and tried to strike again.
SCREECH!
Deadpool caught the sword in between his. The blade got close to his chest, and he was struggling to hold the sword back.
"Yield," Demanded Discord.
"Never!"
Deadpool pulled his blades up to turn Discord's hand back, causing him to drop his sword. Wade took the opportunity to rush up to him.
SHULK!
"Ugh!"
Discord was stabbed dead center in the chest. He fell to the ground, dying slowly.
"Got you. You may be practically a god, Discord, but I'm going to let you in on something. The human version of me killed the entire Marvel universe twice! Although that is non-canon," Muttered Deadpool.
Surprisingly, while he was bleeding out, Discord was laughing hysterically.
"What's so funny?" Asked Deadpool.
"You honestly think I would face YOU in a sword fight?"
SHLUK!
"Ughhh!"
Another Discord appeared behind Deadpool, and stabbed him in the back with a sabre. The Discord that was in front of Wade disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"A fake!" Said Deadpool in shock.
"Exactly." Discord struck his sabre into the ground, pinning Wade down. "You know, when I first met you I lied. I do know about you. Your past, the Weapon X program, everything. And you know what it all adds up to? That you are a monster."
"I'm… not… a monster."
"Oh, but you are. Think about it: you were a mercenary before and after you acquired your powers, you KILLED ponies, justifying your actions because they were bad ponies; that they DESERVED to die. And in your 'crusade' you have caused a lot of property damage, and you have put innocent lives in danger. In fact, your 'friends' don't even like you."
"That's… not true."
"Oh? But it is. Take a look."
Discord pulled out a snow globe out of nowhere and put it in front of Wade. He looked at the snow globe, and images of his friends appeared.
"Wade is too much of a pain in the butt. His shenanigans always get us and everyone else in trouble," Said Applejack.
"He's a bad, bad pony!" Said Pinkie.
"Wade's personality could be improved on. Not to mention his outfit is ridiculous," Said Rarity.
"He's nothing but a murderer!" Said Fluttershy.
"Deadpool? Totally NOT an awesome friend," Said Rainbow Dash.
"Wade is just too much. It would be better if he just left and never returned," Said Twilight.
Hearing all of those things his friends said caused Wade to shed a tear from his mask.
"No... This... This is bullshit," Said Deadpool sadly.
"But it's not. There is only one thing you are good at, being a weapon. A powerful combatant with the ability to not be killed by almost anything, you're a perfect one. Join me, and you will find great happiness spreading chaos. What do you say?" Asked Discord.
Slowly, Deadpool's costume turned grey and black, and his eyes turned red. He has become Discord's enforcer of chaos.
"I accept."
Discord pulled his sword out of the ground and tossed it aside, allowing Wade to get up.
"Yes! Mwahaha! Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing!" Said Discord happily.
"Not as wonderful as friendship."
Discord and Deadpool turned around, and saw Twilight and friends, wearing the Elements of Harmony.
"Oh, this again," Muttered Discord annoyedly.
"That's right. You couldn't break apart our friendship for long," Said Applejack.
"Oh, Applejack. Don't lie to me. I'm the one who made you a liar. Will you ever learn?"
Discord used his magic to grab everyone by their elements, except for Twilight. She jumped up, and used her element to create a bubble to free her friends. As they got down, the bubble turned a patch of ground, which was blue and white, back to grass. The bubble then disappeared.
"I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord: we've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's no doubt that it's worth fighting for!" Said Twilight.
"Ugh, gag. No matter, I've got an ace up my sleeve."
Deadpool stepped out in front of Discord.
"Deadpool! There you are. Let's defeat Discord once and for all!" Said Twilight.
Wade pulled out his pistols, and aimed at his friends.
"Wade…?"
"Sorry, but he's helped me open my eyes, 'friend.'"
"Twilight! Shield!" Shouted Applejack.
Just as Deadpool fired on his friends, Twilight brought up a magical shield to protect them. Bullets were bouncing off of the shield.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"Why is he doing this?!" Asked Rarity in shock.
"The same thing that happened to all of us. Discord's turned him into the opposite of himself," Answered Twilight.
The shield started to crack, breaking under the pressure of the bullets.
"Twilight, focus! You need to keep that shield up for as long as you can!" Said Applejack.
"Let's see how that shield handles this."
Deadpool pulled out an RPG! He aimed at the center of the shield, and fired a rocket.
"Oh, no..." Muttered all of the girls.
KA-BOOM!
The rocket hit dead center of the shield. Although the shield saved them, the force sent the girls flying.
(Oh, yeah! I love explosions!)
"Didn't get them, though," Said Deadpool.
All the girls got up, but they had some scratches on them. Deadpool walked towards them, katanas in hoof.
"We can't beat Discord until we deal with Wade," Said Twilight.
"But how do we beat someone as strong and unpredictable as Wade?" Asked Applejack.
"Um, if I may interrupt, doesn't Wade get distracted easily?" Asked Fluttershy with a whisper.
An idea popped into Twilight's head.
"Rainbow Dash. I need you to-"
Twilight whispered something to Rainbow Dash. The rainbow mane pegasus saluted before flying off. Twilight cast a spell at Deadpool, trapping him in a bubble.
"I'll talk to Wade. See if I can get close enough to use the memory spell."
Twilight walked over to Deadpool, They were only separated by the bubble.
"Wade, let's talk," Said Twilight.
"Okay."
Deadpool put his swords away to show he was willing to talk.
"Wade, listen to me. Discord is messing with you. Whatever he told you isn't true," Said Twilight.
"Bull. He enlightened me of the truth. The truth is you don't like me. None of you like me. You all think I am too much, that I'm nothing more than a thorn in your side... That I'm a monster."
"Wade, you're anything but a monster. Sure, you made poor choices in the past, but ever since we meet you, you've changed for the better. You've proven that you're a hero. And we like you, Wade. In fact, you made our lives more interesting. Fighting mercenaries, your random shenanigans, all of those things would never have happened if you hadn't moved to Ponyville. Please remember all of the good times we had. That you are our friend."
Deadpool looked away from Twilight, looking like he's thinking about everything she said. Confident that she was getting through to him, Twilight took a step forward.
SLASH!
Deadpool pulled out one of his katanas, easily slicing open the bubble.
"Lies!"
GASP!
With his free hoof, Wade grabbed Twilight by the throat, lifting her in the air.
"Twilight!"
Their friends rushed in to save Twilight. Applejack and Rarity tried to tackle Wade, but he stepped to the side, causing them to trip over each other. Pinkie Pie tried the same, but was kicked back. He only had to give a glare towards Fluttershy, causing her to hide behind a tree.
"I've finally embraced the monster, Twilight, and I like it. Equestria is going to be a land just like me, but there's no room for you, or the rest of your friends.
Deadpool raised his katana, ready to strike.
"Hey, Wade! Look what I got!"
Rainbow Dash had returned in the nick of time. She was carrying a paper bag, and pulled out a…
"Cherrychanga!"
Deadpool dropped his sword and Twilight out of excitement.
"I want it! No! But I want it! Focus on the objective! But, but, it's a cherrychanga!"
While he was distracted, Rarity and Applejack held onto Deadpool to keep him still.
"No! Let me go!"
Twilight walked up to Wade, and placed her horn on his forehead. She showed him memories of his friendships. He saw the moment he met Twilight and Rainbow Dash, the party Pinkie Pie threw for him when he arrived in Ponyville, the time he looked after the Cutie Mark Crusaders, when he and Twilight switched bodies, and when he and all of his friends sat together after the Grand Galloping Gala. His colors returned, and he passed out on the ground.
"There, now to deal with Discord," Said Twilight
Discord watched the whole ting from his throne, looking rather flabbergasted that Deadpool was beaten.
"Fine, go ahead. Try and use your little Elements. 'Friend' me. Just make it quick. I'm missing some excellent chaos here," Said Discord.
"All right, ladies, let's show him what friendship can do!" Said Twilight.
"Wait!"
Pinkie Pie quickly drank some chocolate milk from a pouring cotton candy rain cloud. The group concentrated, focusing their power. Discord sat in his throne, yawning. Images of their cutie marks were being shot from the Elements like bullets, nearly missing Discord.
"Huh? What's this? No..."
The girls' eyes turned white, and they were lifted into the air. Their power was concentrated into a rainbow that headed straight for Discord.
"Nooooo!"
Discord was turned back into stone in a matter of seconds. Then the rainbow split apart and formed an explosion, but this didn't cause damage. Instead, it returned everything back to normal. Groaning could be heard from behind them. The girls looked in that direction, and saw Deadpool getting up.
"Guys? What happened?" Asked Deadpool.
"We did it!"
The girls got together into a group hug, even a reluctant Deadpool joined in. A few days later, at the Canterlot Castle, the group of friends walked through a doorway that led into the throne room, where Princess Celestia was waiting. Citizens were standing at the sides of the room, watching the heroes make their way to the Princess. When they stood in front of Celestia, she gave them a big smile.
"We are gathered here today to once again honor the heroism of the bearers of the Elements of Harmony, and the newest addition to this group of heroes, Deadpool. These seven friends stood up to the villain Discord, and saved Equestria from eternal chaos."
Celestia used her magic to pull aside some curtains, revealing a new window with a design of the friends beating Discord. The crowd cheered as the group of friends embraced their victory over the forces of evil.
Fin.
Hope you all enjoyed "The Return of Chaos Parts One and Two". It was fun inserting Deadpool in the season premiere of season two. I particularly enjoyed writing the dialogue between him and Discord. In the next chapter, Deadpool will be meeting an important figure of Equestria. Until next time, this has been ThePhantomArchives, and I hope you all have a good day!