Deadpool, Twilight Sparkle, and the rest of the Mane Six were outside having a picnic. They set up their picnic in-
"Ugh! Author, why of all ways did you choose to start a Deadpool story with a picnic?!
(Sigh) Because Wade, it is how the actual My Little Pony episode starts, and you have to be involved.
"Well, of course I have to be involved. I mean, I am the star of this fanfic. But can we start off with something better?"
Okay, how about we start off at a pagoda where you are fighting members of The Hoof? You have to fight them, so Equestria will be safe from a demonic entity they are trying to summon?
"That sounds fuckin' awesome!"
It does! Maybe I will have that as an actual story. It's not happening now, though.
"Yeah- Wait, what?"
Suddenly, Spike ran up to Twilight.
"Twi… light! I… have… Lemme just…" Said Spike out of breath.
Fluttershy and Rarity, the latter wearing a yellow sun-hat and pink ascot tie, looked at each other with concern for the baby dragon. After catching his breath, Spike belched up a letter.
(I kind of feel bad for Spike. Since royal letters are delivered through dragon fire, he always has to burp up letters whenever Celestia has a message for Twilight.)
"Bet he will be celebrating when cellphones are eventually invented in this universe," Remarked Deadpool.
Twilight took the letter and began reading it.
"Dear Twilight, I am sure you are excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot." Twilight looked at her friends and said "Wedding?" in a confused manner before she resumed reading the letter. "I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion. Fluttershy, I would like you and your songbird choir to provide the music."
"Oh my goodness! What an honor!" Said Fluttershy in excitement.
"Pinkie Pie, I can think of no one more qualified than you to host the reception."
"Hip, hip, hooray!" Cheered Pinkie as she did cartwheels.
"Applejack, you will be in charge of the catering for the reception."
"Well, color me pleased as punch!" Said Applejack.
"Rainbow Dash-" Twilight looked over at the rainbow-maned pegasus, and found her yawning out of boredom. "... I would very much appreciate it if you could perform a sonic rainboom as the bride and groom complete their 'I dos.'"
"Yes!" Cried Rainbow Dash as she hovered off the ground.
"Rarity, you will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids."
"Princess Celestia wants me to-" Rarity mumbled something unintelligible to herself. "... Wedding dress? For a Canterlot wedding… I, ah, ooh, ooh!"
Rarity found herself getting dizzy, and she fell over backwards. Deadpool tried to catch her, but Rarity fell onto the grass, landing on her back. Her hat fell off as well. She had the widest smile anyone had ever seen.
"Of course, Deadpool, you are welcome to attend the ceremony if you are interested," Read Twilight.
"That's the nice way of saying she doesn't have a job for me. That's fine, though, I will be the guy who brings packs of beer for the after-party," Said Deadpool.
"And as for you, Twilight, you will be playing the most important role of all. Making sure that everything goes as planned. See you all very soon. Yours, Princess Celestia." Twilight set the letter aside, and spoke to her friends. "But… I don't understand. Who's getting married?"
"Oh, wait! I was probably supposed to give you this one first."
Spike gave Twilight another letter, to which she began to read.
"Princess Celestia cordially invites you to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and… (Gasp) My brother?!"
PFF!
Deadpool purposefully took a sip of lemonade, so he could spit take. Twilight herself was shocked by the invitation, her pupils contracted.
"Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight! That's great news!" Praised Applejack.
"Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally?" Twilight picked up a sandwich and moved the top slice of bread while speaking in a low pitch voice. "Hey, Twilight, just thought you should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, never mind, you'll hear about it when you get the invitation."
"Jeez. I thought I was the crazy one," Muttered Deadpool.
(Shh! She's going to bitch some more!)
"Princess Mi Amore Cadenza? Who in the hoof is that?!" Asked Twilight with a snort.
Fluttershy surprisingly was the brave one to walk, or more accurately, hover over to her.
"Um, Twilight? Are you okay?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Sorry, it's just that Shining Armor and I have always been so close. He's my BBBFF!" Everyone looked at her with confusion.
"Big Brother Best Friend Forever."
"Ohhh!" Cried the group.
"Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shining Armor was the only pony I ever accepted as a friend."
Twilight began to sing about her brother. Deadpool was zoning in and out, mainly because of Twilight's singing voice.
"Wow! She's really good!"
(How does she sing like that?!)
(It's a little technique called "A different voice actress.")
"Oh, now she's crying. Why is she crying?"
(If you were paying any fuckin' attention, you would know she's saying she misses her brother!)
"Well, I don't focus well."
After Twilight finished singing, Applejack went to comfort her.
"As one of your PFF's…" Once again, the group looked confused. "Pony Friends Forever…" Clarified Applejack.
"Ohhh!" Cried the group.
"... I wanna tell you that I think your brother sounds like a real good guy."
"He is pretty special. I mean, they don't let just anyone be captain of the Royal Guard," Said Twilight.
"So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a captain of the Royal Guard?" Asked Rarity.
"I guess we are."
Rarity began to get light headed and started to fall over. Twilight grabbed a pillow and let Rarity's head fall on it. The rest of her friends were cheering out of excitement, except for…
"Wait, I think we're overlooking the big picture here. There are three princesses in Equestria?!" Asked Deadpool in shock.
Everyone looked at Deadpool with exasperated looks. A little while later, the group was on a train to Canterlot, conversing amongst each other.
"A sonic rainboom? At a wedding?! Can you say 'best wedding ever?!'" Asked Rainbow.
"Best wedding ever!" Shouted Pinkie.
"So you girls get to help with the big fancy wedding, but I'm the one who gets to host the bachelor party! I have just one question. What's a bachelor party?" Asked Spike.
Just about everyone on the train laughed at Spike's question. While everyone was laughing, Twilight was sitting by herself on the opposite side of the passenger car. She was looking out the window with a depressed look on her face. Deadpool noticed this, got up from his seat, and walked up to her.
"Mind if I sit here?"
Twilight didn't respond. He sat down next to her, moving her tail so he didn't sit on it.
"Why the long face?" Asked Deadpool.
(Ha! Get it?! Long face?! Because we're ponies!)
"I'm just thinking about Shining Armor," Answered Twilight.
"Do you want to talk about it?" Asked Deadpool.
"Ever since I moved to Ponyville, we've been seeing each other less and less. And now that he's starting a new family with this 'Princess Mi Amore Ca-whatshername', we'll never see each other again."
"Twilight, just because he's going to be married doesn't mean you'll never see each other. You are his sister after all. He will always make time for you."
"Couldn't seem to make time to tell me he was getting married."
After what felt like forever, the train was about to arrive at Canterlot.
"We're here, we're here!" Shouted Pinkie in glee.
The train was heading towards a toll attended by two guards. They were blocking a giant pink force field that surrounded Canterlot. Once the train approached, the guards uncrossed their spears, allowing it through the force field. The train then stopped at the station where even more guards were stationed.
"Whoa, what's with all the guards?" Asked Rainbow.
"Oh, I don't know, Rainbow Dash, maybe they have something to do with the giant force field surrounding Canterlot?!" Asked Deadpool rhetorically.
"I'm sure they're just taking the necessary precautions. Royal weddings do bring out the strangest ponies," Said Rarity.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie sneezed, making a trumpet-like sound.
"As you were saying?" Remarked Deadpool.
"Now, let's get going! We've got work to do!" Said Rarity.
As everyone got off the train, Applejack caught up with Twilight.
"And you've got a big brother to congratulate," Said Applejack.
"Yeah. Congratulate. And give him a piece of my mind," Said Twilight irritatedly.
"Ooh! Someone's going to get an earful!" Thought Deadpool.
The rest of Twilight's friends looked at each other with concern. A little while later, Twilight was almost at Canterlot Castle. Over by the front entrance, a white unicorn stallion with a mane and tail with different shades of blue and wearing a royal purple and gold armor, was saluting to six different guards before they went on their way. He then noticed Twilight coming towards him.
"I've got something to say to you, mister," Said Twilight furiously.
Three guards raised their spears, but they relaxed after being given a command by the unicorn stallion. He took off his helmet, and climbed down a flight of stairs to meet up with Twilight.
"Twily! Ah, I've missed you kid. How was the train ride? I-"
"How dare you not tell me in person that you were getting married! I'm you sister, for pony's sake!" Said Twilight furiously.
"It's not my fault! Princess Celestia has requested a major increase in security. Didn't you see all the guards at the train station?" Asked Shining.
"Yeah, there's a big wedding coming up. Maybe you heard about it?"
"It has nothing to do with the wedding. A threat has been made against Canterlot. We don't know who's responsible for it, but Princess Celestia asked that I help provide additional protection. This, you need to see."
Shining Armor stood back and concentrated. His horn lit up a bright pink and cast a beam of magic at the force field; it grew in size. When he stopped, he pressed a hoof against his forehead.
"The burden of keeping Canterlot safe and secure rests squarely on my shoulders. Staying focused on the task at hoof has been my top priority," Said Shining.
He directed Twilight to a bridge that connected two towers, walking over to it.
"Okay, okay, I get it. You've got a really important job protecting all of Canterlot with a force field only you can conjure up. But still… how could you not tell me about something as big as your wedding? Am I not that important to you anymore?" Asked Twilight sadly.
"Hey. You're my little sister. Of course you're important to me. But I'd understand if you didn't want to be my best mare now," Said Shining with a sly grin.
"You want me to be your best mare?"
"Well, yeah!"
"I'd be honored!" Both siblings embraced each other in a hug. "But I'm still pretty ticked you're marrying somepony I don't even know! When did you even meet this 'Princess Mi Amore Cadenza?'"
"Twily, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is Cadance, your old foalsitter."
"Cadance? As in the Cadance? As in the greatest foalsitter in all the history of foalsitters?!"
"(Chuckles) You tell me. She was your foalsitter."
"Ohmygosh, Ohmygosh! Cadance is only the most amazing pony ever! She's beautiful. She's caring, she's kind…"
Thirteen years ago...
Twilight as a young filly was being pushed on a swing set by her old foalsitter, Cadance. She was a pink alicorn with purple eyes and a mane of violet, gold, and rose that was tied back.
"I'm lucky to have you as my foalsitter!" Said Twilight.
"I'm the one who's lucky, Twilight," Said Cadance.
"(Scoffs) You're a princess. I'm just a regular old unicorn."
"You are anything but a regular old unicorn.
Twilight was brought down from the swing, and both ponies sang their signature chant.
"Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!"
Afterwards, the two were walking through Canterlot when they noticed an arguing couple.
"I am going for a hooficure and that is that!" Shouted a mare.
"You are not going-"
"I am!"
"I've already paid for three this month!"
Cadance closed her eyes and summoned two halves of a cartoon heart with her magic. They flew towards the couple and connected between them. They then stopped and began to laugh, lovingly.
"Oh! Ho, ho, ho."
"Oh, sweetie. You just did that face."
Both Cadance and Twilight were satisfied and walked off.
In the present day, Twilight was beaming with happiness, thinking of fond memories of her and Cadance.
"How many people can spread love wherever they go? I only know of one! And you're marrying her!" Twilight couldn't suppress her happiness any longer. She began to skip and sing "You're marrying Cadance! You're marrying Cadance!"
As Twilight was skipping in happiness, she stopped and realized someone was in front of her; it was Cadance. She was now fully grown and had her mane down. She also wore a gold crown, shoes, and necklace. The crown had a purple jewel on the front and very top.
"I hope I'm not interrupting anything important," Said Cadance sternly.
"Cadance! Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!"
Twilight sang their chant while also doing their dance. Cadance looked at her out of pure confusion?
"What are you doing?" Asked Cadance in confusion.
Laughter could be heard in the area. Looking behind her, Twilight saw Deadpool was the source of the laughter.
"(Laughs) Twilight, what were you doing?!" Asked Deadpool.
"Who is this?" Asked Shining.
"Oh, yeah! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Deadpool. The greatest hero in Equestria!"
Twilight rolled her eyes at that comment.
"Well then, I'm Shining Armor, Twilight's older brother. Are you a friend of hers?" Asked Shining.
"Yup, we've been friends for a few months now. Our friends sent me to make sure she didn't kill you," Answered Deadpool.
Twilight turned her attention back to Cadance.
"Cadance, it's me, Twilight."
"Uh-huh."
Cadance didn't seem to know, nor care who she is. Cadance walked up to Shining Armor and embraced him.
"I've gotta get back to my station, but Cadance will be checking in with all of you to see how things are going. I think I speak for both of us when I say we couldn't be more excited to have you here. Right, dear?" Asked Shining.
"Absolutely," Answered Cadance.
"Well, we'll let you get to it."
Both Cadance and Shining Armor walked off, leaving a saddened Twilight. A little while later, in the royal kitchen, a lot of ponies, including Applejack, were cooking food. Twilight was also there with a notebook, crossing off things for Applejack. She was brooding because of what happened with her and Cadance not too long ago.
"Cake, check. Ice sculpture, check. Best darn bite-size apple fritter you ever tasted…"
Applejack shoved an apple fritter into Twilight's mouth, making her eat it.
"Mmm! Check," Said Twilight.
"Hiya, Princess!" Greeted Applejack.
Twilight turned around and saw Cadance entering the kitchen. The rest of the ponies bowed in her presence.
"Please, call me Princess Mi Amore Cadenza," Asked Cadance sternly.
Twilight rolled her eyes at that request.
"Hiya, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. You come to check out what's on the menu for your big day?" Asked Applejack.
"I have!" Answered Cadance.
Applejack handed her an apple fritter, and Cadance took a bite out of it.
"Delicious. I love-love-love them," Said Cadance with nervous laughter.
"Aw, shucks. Why don't you take a few to go? I know how you brides can be. So busy, you forget to get a little somethin' in your belly."
Applejack gave Cadance a paper bag with food before walking away. As Cadance walked to the door, she threw the bag into a trash can before leaving, to which Twilight noticed.
"(Gasps) Did you see what she…"
Twilight realized Applejack didn't notice Cadance's actions because her friend was working at a stove. Suddenly, the door flung open, revealing Deadpool on the other side.
"What's up everypony?! Oh, what's that smell?!"
Deadpool made his way to the trash can and took out the bag of apple fritters.
"Who would throw away perfectly good food?!"
Deadpool took out an apple fritter and bit into it.
"Ewww!" Cried Twilight in disgust.
A few minutes later, Rarity was working on a dress while Twilight was walking back and forth, venting to her.
"Oh, you should have seen how she acted back there. I don't know when she changed, but she changed! 'Please, call me Princess Mi Amore Cadenza,'" Said Twilight in mock impression of Cadance.
"Did I hear someone say my name?"
Cadance had walked in with the bridesmaids. Rarity ran up to her.
"Your Highness! Let me just start by saying what an honor it is to play a role in such a momentous occasion," Said Rarity while laughing nervously.
"Uh-huh. Is my dress ready?" Asked Cadance.
"Yes, of course. Um, I've been working on it ever since I was given the assignment and I think you'll be pleased with the results!"
Rarity presented a white dress with gold patterns on the train. It had a blue top with a blue jewel holding the straps. The dress was complete with a blue and pink flower head crest.
"I was hoping for something with more beading and a longer train," Said Cadance.
"Oh, yes, of course," Said Rarity.
Cadance walked over to the bridesmaids' dresses.
"And these should be a different color," Said Cadance.
"I think they are lovely."
"Me too!"
"I love them."
The bridesmaids didn't seem to agree with Cadance. Because of that, she glared at them to silence them.
"Make them a different color," Ordered Cadance.
She and her bridesmaids left Rarity to her work.
"Gee, maybe her name should be 'Princess Demandy-Pants,'" Remarked Twilight bitterly.
"I don't know why she doesn't like these? These dresses are stunning!"
Deadpool slipped in when no one was looking, and had put on the wedding dress. He was looking at himself in a large mirror while posing.
"(Gasp) Wade! Take that off right now! Your shoulders are too broad for the straps!" Shouted Rarity.
Even though she was upset about Cadance, Twilight couldn't help but chuckle at Wade's antics, and at Rarity trying to forcefully remove the dress off of him. A few minutes later, Pinkie Pie and Cadance were talking to each other.
"Okay, let me see. We've been over the games… the dances… (Gasps) I think this reception is gonna be perfect! Don't you?!" Asked Pinkie.
"Perfect… If we were celebrating a six-year-old's birthday party," Answered Cadance.
"(Gasp) Thank you!"
Neither of them realized it, but Twilight was hiding behind a column. She glared at Cadance as the princess walked off. She failed to notice a certain pony was behind her.
"Hey, Twilight!" Greeted Deadpool.
"Ah! Deadpool, what are you doing?!"
"I could ask you the same thing." Deadpool pulled out the paper bag of apple fritters from somewhere. "Want one?"
"Wade, I know where you got those from."
A few hours later, the day had turned into night, and Twilight and her friends were together outside a restaurant.
"Bet I can guess what you're all thinking. Cadance is the absolute worst bride-to-be ever."
The girls were a little surprised by Twilight's comment.
"What i'm thinking about right now is how amazing this cherrychanga is! Mmm!"
Deadpool was too busy enjoying his cherrychanga to pay much attention to the conversation.
"Twilight, whatever are you talking about? Cadance is an absolute gem!" Said Rarity.
"Rarity, she was so demanding!" Rebutted Twilight.
"Well, of course she is! Why shouldn't she expect the very best on her wedding day?"
"Applejack, did you know that after she told you how much she just 'love-love-loved' your hors d'oeuvres, she threw them in the trash?"
"Aw, she was probably just trying to spare my feelin's," Said Applejack.
"No, she was just being fake and insincere!"
"I for one thought your apple fritters were fantastic, Applejack," Said Deadpool sincerely.
"Deadpool, you ate those straight from the trash," Said Twilight.
"Why do you have a problem with that? That's not the worst thing I have ever eaten."
(Recall the muffins you ate with Spike in chapter two.)
Can we please get back on topic!" Asked Twilight impatiently.
"She did raise her voice at one of my birds during rehearsal," Spoke up Fluttershy.
"See? Rude!"
"But he was singing off-key."
"Pinkie Pie, you had to have noticed how Cadance treated-" Twilight saw Pinkie and Spike playing with figures of Cadance and Shining Armor that were meant for the wedding cake. "Never mind. Rainbow Dash, you're with me, right?"
"Sorry, Twi. Been too busy preparing for my sonic rainboom to pay much attention to the bride's bad attitude."
Twilight growled. She was losing her patience.
"The princess is about to get married. I'm sure any negative behavior she might be displaying is simply the result of nerves," Assured Rarity.
THUMP!
Twilight slammed her hoof onto the table.
"And I'm sure it's the result of being an awful pony who doesn't deserve to even know Shining Armor, let alone marry him!" Said Twilight angrily.
"I think someone's being a little possessive," Chimed Deadpool.
"Uh-huh," Said the group.
"I am not being possessive and I am not taking it out on Cadance! You're all just too caught up in your wedding planning to notice that maybe there shouldn't even be a wedding!"
THUMP!
Twilight slammed the table so hard, everyone's drinks knocked over and spilled. She then stormed off.
"Aw, man! There goes my beer!" Complained Deadpool.
Meanwhile, Shining Armor was at his house. It had a bunch of displayed weapons, a coat-of-arms, and even a suit of armor. He was putting on a red uniform with a white sash.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Shining Armor walked to the door and opened it, finding Twilight on the other side.
"Twily! Your big brother's looking pretty good, don't you think?" Asked Shining.
Twilight looked at him with sad eyes. He let her inside the house.
"Everything okay?" Asked Shining.
"We need to talk. I think you're making a big-"
"Ah-hem!"
Twilight and Shining Armor looked toward a set of stairs and saw Cadance.
"Oh, uh, hi, Sweetie," Greeted Shining.
"She sure has a way of sneaking up on people," Mumbled Twilight.
"Could I speak to you for a minute, dear?" Asked Cadance.
"Better see what she wants."
Shining Armor and Cadance walked into a room with the door open slightly. Twilight could just hear what they're saying, even though their voices were muffled.
"Look, we need to talk," Said Cadance.
"I'm here to talk," Replied Shining.
"It's about your sister, okay?"
"I… look, look, she's okay-"
"Just… listen to me, alright?"
"I'm listening, I'm listening."
Twilight looked through the crack between the door and the frame.
"I thought I made it perfectly clear I didn't want you to wear that," Said Cadance sternly.
"This was my favorite uncle's," Said Shining.
"And?"
"And I think I should wear it."
"Are you disagreeing with me?"
"I guess I am. Ah!"
Shining Armor started having what looked like a headache.
"Oh, dear. Are you getting another one of your headaches?"
Cadance cast a beam of… green magic? For a moment, Shining Armor's eyes turned green before returning to normal.
"Feeling better?" Asked Cadance.
"Mm-hmm," Replied Shining Armor.
"She isn't just unpleasant and rude. She's downright evil!"
Twilight ran off. Shining Armor and Cadance walked out of the room and saw her leaving.
"Twilight!" Cried Shining.
"Let her go," Said Cadance
"Huh. It seemed like she had something else she wanted to tell me."
A few minutes later, Twilight ran up to where she and her friends were staying and flung the door open.
"Shining Armor's in real trouble! You have to help-"
Twilight noticed that all of her girl friends were wearing dresses, and were excitedly conversing with each other.
"Dresses? What are you-"
"Can you believe it? We're going to be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza's new bridesmaids!" Said Fluttershy with excitement.
"New bridesmaids? What happened to the old bridesmaids?" Asked Twilight.
"She didn't say. But she did tell us that she would love-love-love it if we'd fill in for them," Answered Applejack.
"Seeing as we've been working so hard and everything," Added Rarity.
"And you had doubts about her."
"Told you she was an absolute gem!"
"I don't have a new position. Just regular guest Deadpool," Said Deadpool.
(We're anything but regular.)
"You sure this is what I should wear? Doesn't seem all that aerodynamic," Said Rainbow.
"Hmm. I'll see what I can do," Said Rarity.
"Looks like I really am on my own."
Twilight knew that there was no point in trying to convince her friends of Cadance's misdeed. She walked outside with her head hung low. Deadpool noticed Twilight's behavior, and walked up to her.
"Hey, Twilight, what's wrong?" Asked Deadpool.
"Wade, I want to tell you something. Please let me explain before you say anything," Said Twilight.
"Oh, I think you have known me long enough that I always have something to say, but... Okay, I'm all ears."
"(Sighs) My brother is in danger. I paid him a visit a few minutes ago, and I peeped on Cadance using some spell on him."
"Wow, Twilight, I never took you as a snooper."
"That's beside the point! He shouldn't marry her."
"Well, what are you going to do about it?"
"... I have one idea. I will have to wait until tomorrow during the wedding rehearsal."
"During the wedding rehearsal? Oh, oh! Are you gonna crash the wedding "Wedding Crashers" style?! If so, hook up with Fluttershy!"
"What?! Never mind, I have to warn Shining tomorrow that he's making a big mistake."
"Well then, best of luck to you."
"Thanks, I think I'm going to need it."
The next day, Celestia, Shining Armor, Spike, and the Mane Six, minus Twilight, were rehearsing for the wedding. Deadpool was also there watching while sitting on a folding chair as he would on the actual wedding day. Celestia was instructing everything. She and Shining were standing under an arch while the girls walked down the aisle.
"Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Cadance will enter."
A big door was opened by two guards, revealing Cadance on the other side. She walked down the aisle and stood next to her husband-to-be.
"I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your best mare," Instructed Celestia.
"Hey… has anypony seen Twilight?" Asked Shining.
As if on cue, Twilight flung the door open.
"I'm here! I'm not gonna stand next to her! And neither should you!" Said Twilight.
"Ooh! Here comes the wedding drama!" Said Deadpool excitedly.
(Somebody pass the popcorn!)
"I'm sorry, I… I don't know why she's acting like this." Said Shining to Cadance.
"Maybe we should just ignore her?" Suggested Cadance angrily.
"You have to listen to me!" Demanded Twilight.
"Oh, goodness! Are you okay?" Asked Fluttershy with concern.
"I'm fine," Answered Twilight.
"Ya sure about that?" Asked Applejack rhetorically.
"I've got something to say! She's evil!"
"Dun, dun, dun!"
Everyone looked at Deadpool.
"I've said it in chapter seven, but, somepony's gotta do it," Said Deadpool.
"She's been horrible to my friends, she's obviously done something to her bridesmaids, and if that wasn't enough, I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go…"
Twilight made her eyes roll in different directions to emphasize her accusation. While she was making her accusations, she cornered Cadance into a wall. Everyone who observed was silent.
"Why are you doing this to me?" Asked Cadance with teary eyes.
"Because you're evil!"
Just like that, Cadance started crying and ran out of the room. Twilight followed after her until she got to the door.
"Evil! And if I don't stop you, you're going to ruin my brother's life!" Said Twilight.
"Wow!" Whispered Deadpool.
(Don't you love wedding drama?!)
As Twilight walked back with a satisfied look on her face, she walked into her brother who was very ticked off.
"You want to know why my eyes went all...?" Shining Armor made his eyes roll, then stopped for a moment because of a headache. "... Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines. Cadance hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me!"
Twilight was about to speak, but her brother cut her off.
"And she decided to replace her bridesmaids because she found out the only reason they wanted to be in the wedding was so that they could meet Canterlot royalty! And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with your friends, it's because with me being busy, she's had to make all the decisions about the wedding!"
"I was just trying to-"
"She's been completely stressed out because it's really important to her that our big day is perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to YOU! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and comfort my bride. And you can forget about being my best mare. In fact, if I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all."
Twilight sat down on her haunches, and looked at her girl friends and Spike.
"C'mon, y'all. Let's go check on the princess."
Applejack and the rest of Twilight's friends followed Shining, not even looking at her.
"I was-"
Twilight noticed an angry Celestia walking past her.
"You have a lot to think about," Said Celestia sternly.
SLAM!
The door slammed shut, leaving a distraught Twilight. She got up and lied down on a set of small stairs leading up to the arch.
"Maybe I was being overprotective. I could've gained a sister. But instead… I just lost a brother."
Twilight's eyes started to tear up. Deadpool, the only other person left in the room, walked up the steps and sat down to her left.
"Twilight… I'm sorry."
Before he could say anything else, Twilight embraced him and cried into his suit. He was surprised, but he allowed her to let it all out. He closed his eyes, and rubbed her back in an effort to comfort her. As he was doing this, Twilight could also feel someone patting her head. She looked up and saw Cadance. Deadpool noticed her too. Cadance surprisingly had a caring smile on her face.
"I'm sorry," Apologized Twilight sadly.
To her surprise, Cadance's eyes flashed green.
"You will be."
"Ahhh!"
Deadpool was tossed into a wall, and Cadance summoned green fire around Twilight. Afterwards, the fire formed into a magical sphere. The sphere along with Twilight began to sink into the floor as Cadance walked away with an evil grin. Deadpool looked up from where he laid, trembling at what was happening to Twilight.
"Twilight!"
To be continued…