It was the middle of the night in Equestria. The land was draped in total darkness. The only light illuminated from Princess Luna's full moon, emitting rays of bluish light from the highest point in the night sky. Just like the rest of the land, Ponyville was quiet. Its residents were asleep in their homes. However, a lone figure sat atop a roof top. Any distinguishing features were concealed in the dark.
They jumped from the roof, and ran through the streets. Covering half of Ponyville in just half a minute, they arrived at their destination. Looming in front of them was the Golden Oak Library. The figure stood in front of the door before extending their arm. A minuscule tendril sprouted from the limb before detaching itself, and dropping to the ground. It sprung to life, slithering across the ground and slipping under the door frame. The figure then slipped away into the cover of darkness.
The following morning, Deadpool, Twilight Sparkle, and Spike, were all having breakfast. Spike was eating some gems, while Twilight was eating oatmeal with strawberries. As for Deadpool, he was eating breakfast burritos. Unbeknownst to them, they had an intruder. The amorphous tendril was moving in the manner of an inchworm on the ceiling above. When it was above the group of friends, it dropped down from the ceiling, and landed on Spike's nose. When it landed, it lost its shape, but then reformed. Looking at the bridge of his nose, Spike saw it.
"Guys! There's something on my nose!" Said Spike fearfully.
"It looks like some kind of worm," Said Twilight.
"Get it off!"
"Don't worry your scaly hide off, Spike. I will take care of it like any other creepy-crawly," Said Deadpool.
"Thank you, Deadpool. Just be careful. I don't want you to do anything that could-"
WHAM!
Deadpool grabbed a red fly swatter from nowhere, and smacked Spike in the face hard enough to launch him from his seat. He flew across the room before slamming into a wall, and sliding down onto the floor. His eyes were spinning in circles from the impact. Deadpool walked over to Spike, and looked him over.
(Home run!)
"Looks like I got it," Said Deadpool in satisfaction.
"Wade! You just smacked Spike across the room!" Said Twilight angrily.
"He's fine. Right, man?"
"Yeah, fine," Slurred Spike.
"See?"
From the corner of his eye, Deadpool detected a little movement. Resting on the table was the "worm" Deadpool attempted to squish.
"Still alive, eh? Not for long!"
WHACK!
Deadpool attempted to smack the worm with the fly swatter again. The force of impact was powerful enough to flip the table on its side, spilling its contents across the floor, including everyone's breakfast. Much to Deadpool's annoyance, the worm was alive on the floor. It momentarily altered its form, creating a single spike on its back similar in shape to a finger.
"Did you just give me the finger?! Oh, you're going to regret that!"
Deadpool once again tried to smack the worm. It moved out of the way quick enough. Deadpool went for another strike, but that was dodged, too. He tried again, and again, and again. He and the worm were moving so fast that they were red blurs to the naked eye. Eventually, Deadpool stopped, breathing heavily due to anger. The worm was nowhere in sight. Deadpool sighed in relief, thankful he squashed the little pest.
"Finally! That son of a bitch was harder to kill than a cockroach!"
Deadpool felt something tickling his muzzle. When he looked, he saw the worm. Instead of being furious, however, he was smiling menacingly.
"Got you now!"
BAM!
Without thinking, Deadpool struck with the fly swatter. He smacked his own face, causing him to fall over in pain. The worm rested on his chest, making his self-induced pain in vain. Twilight looked over at the defeated hero, then at the mess he made during his attempt to kill the worm. She shook her head out of exasperation.
"Oh, Wade. What am I going to do with you?" Asked Twilight to herself. She thought about what to do, tapping her right hoof against her chin. She came up with an idea, one she knew would work. "Spike."
"Yes?" Questioned Spike.
"I need one jar, stat!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
Spike ran over to a nearby cupboard. Opening the door and reaching inside, he pulled out a glass canning jar. He rushed back to Twilight, to which she grabbed the jar using her magic. She unscrewed the lid, and levitated it and the jar towards Deadpool. Using the lid to gently slide the worm into the jar, she sealed it shut. Deadpool finally got up from the floor, still in pain, but able to stand.
"Thank Celestia! We finally got that thing!" Said Deadpool.
Across from him, Twilight was looking at him with a stern expression, tapping her back hoof on the floor.
"What?" Asked Deadpool.
Twilight directed his attention to the table on its side, the food and silverware spread out across the floor, and Spike, who had a light bruise on his face from being smacked by Deadpool.
"Um... We can talk about that later. Right now, we need to get rid of that thing. This is one of Mother Nature's beautiful creatures, so we have to handle this delicately. Slowly and carefully… flush it down the toilet," Said Deadpool.
"Does every solution you come up with involve killing something?" Asked Twilight.
"Fifty/fifty," Answered Deadpool.
"It's harmless. It's actually very fascinating. I have never seen a worm so red before. I wonder if my identification book on over twenty-two thousand annelids can give us any clues as to what it is?"
Looking into the jar, the worm was crawling in Twilight's direction, climbing up the side.
"Have fun with that. I'm going to be in the living room," Said Deadpool.
"Oh, no you don't!" Twilight used her magic to grab Deadpool by the ear, and yank him back towards her. "You have a mess to clean up."
"Can't we make Spike clean it? He is your assistant after all."
"No. This is your mess, so you're going to clean it. Plus not to mention you smacked him across the room as if he were a baseball." Twilight used her magic to give Deadpool a broom. "Better get started."
She then made her way to her bedroom, worm in tow. Deadpool was left very annoyed with the predicament he got himself in. He reluctantly began sweeping.
"Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep," Muttered Deadpool.
A little while later, Deadpool was all done cleaning. He went to the living room, and collapsed on the couch.
"Cleaning. Sucks," Said Deadpool.
(You wouldn't have had to clean if you didn't break everything in sight trying to kill one worm.)
(Speaking of, do you guys think that there's something odd about that worm? Like it's not what it appears to be.)
(A plot twist?)
(Yeah.)
"I'm too exhausted to care about plot twists at the moment. When it happens, it happens. Now, what to do?"
(How about we listen to some music?)
"Good idea. I have this sweet new playlist we can listen to."
Meanwhile, Twilight was upstairs in her bedroom. She was looking through one of her books, hoping to identify the creature she, Wade, and Spike found in the kitchen. Said creature was still in the jar, sitting on a desk.
"You don't match with any of these illustrations of worms," Said Twilight to the creature. "Perhaps you're some kind of magical creature? We aren't far from the Everfree Forest. Oh, what if you are an entirely new species?! You could be a huge new discovery!"
As Twilight was writing notes on a notepad, Deadpool had set up a loudspeaker downstairs. When he turned it on, the sound of heavy metal could be heard throughout the entire house. The music was so loud it caused the entire tree library to vibrate. The creature was negatively affected by the sound. It was spasming so much, it was like it was having a seizure. Twilight noticed, and gasped out of shock.
"Oh no! Wade!"
Twilight galloped downstairs to the main library, then another flight of stairs to get to the living room. Twilight noticed the eight foot tall loudspeaker, and Deadpool was sitting on top, jamming out to the music. He was banging his head to the rhythm, oblivious to Twilight's presence.
"Wade!"
Twilight tried to get Wade's attention, but the music was too loud. Quickly losing her patience, Twilight picked up Wade telekinetically, and brought him face to face with her.
"Wade!" Shouted Twilight.
"What?!" Asked Deadpool.
"Turn the music off!"
"What?!"
"TURN THE MUSIC OFF!"
"Oh, why didn't you say so?!"
Twilight let Deadpool go, so he could turn off the loudspeaker. Turning a single dial, quiet was restored in the household.
"Why were you listening to the music so loudly?!" Asked Twilight.
"I like to listen to music at full volume. It helps to not have to worry about my hearing because of my healing factor," Said Deadpool.
"That may be fine for you, but the volume was hurting Wormy."
Twilight cast a spell to summon the jar containing "Wormy". Now that the music had been shut off, it wasn't spasming.
"Wormy?" Questioned Deadpool.
"Yeah, I called him that because he looks like a little worm," Said Twilight.
"Sure. It's totally not a Spongebob reference that the author alluded to. Owlowiscious was a much more creative name you came up with," Mumbled Deadpool.
"Don't be such a sourpuss. Wormy here is such a fascinating specimen. I've consulted my books, and I haven't found anything on what he is. It's so exciting!"
"How so?"
"It's exciting because it might be a new creature the likes of which Equestria has never seen before! And I will be the one to study it!" In her excitement Twilight clapped her front hooves together. "This is going to be so much fun! I need to get some fresh paper and quills!"
In haste, Twilight ran out the door and back upstairs. Deadpool was chuckling at Twilight's excitement.
(Classic Twilight.)
"She's adorkable. I wouldn't have her any other way."
Deadpool sighed blissfully.
(You really love her, don't you?)
"Is it that obvious?"
(Besides what you had just said a moment ago and the sigh, you were secretly looking at her flank when she was talking to you.)
"What can I say? I do like her. She has always been so nice to me. She even let me stay here when I had nowhere to go upon moving to Ponyville. And she gave me a chance to become a better pony when nopony else would. I owe her so much."
(You should tell her. It would move her if she knew how much she means to you, and how you feel towards her.)
Deadpool's smile changed to a frown. Doubt plagued his mind.
"I can't. Maybe she will be touched by my appreciation for what she has done for me, but she might not feel the same way I do. It might tear us apart, and I would lose a friend," Said Deadpool glumly.
(Didn't she kiss you on Hearth's Warming in chapter thirteen?)
"Yes, but I wouldn't take that as a sign of attraction towards me. She kissed me on the cheek, and she could have done it out of the tradition of mistletoe."
(I'm going to be brutally honest with you: She may not like you back, but what I do know is your friendship wouldn't end over something like non-reciprocated feelings. You won't know how she feels, though, if you don't talk to her. I know it's scary, but if you don't tell her soon, you may never get another chance.)
(Especially if that punk ass, guitarist in the Equestria Girls verse, Flash Sentry gets in the picture!)
(Besides your friends, Twilight's been the best thing to happen to you. Don't let a chance for happiness slip away.)
Deadpool stood there, thinking about what the voices in his head told him.
"I probably shouldn't be listening to voices I hear in my head, but you guys are right. I will tell her tomorrow after she is done with her studying," Said Deadpool.
Later that evening, Celestia's sun had set, and Equestria was draped in darkness once again. Despite being late at night, not everyone was asleep. Twilight was still awake. She sat at her desk, writing down observations of Wormy. While she worked, Spike was asleep in a makeshift basket as a bed.
SKREEK!
Twilight paused her writing, having heard a scratching noise. She looked around her bedroom for the source of the noise, but found nothing out of the ordinary. Shrugging her shoulders, she went back to writing.
SHREEK! SHREEK! SHREEK!
More scratching noises could be heard, this time from outside her bedroom window. She got up from her seat, and walked over to the window. She pushed it open with a hoof, and looked outside. As far as she can tell, there was nothing outside. She shut the window, and went back to her desk. When she got there, she saw Wormy tapping against the jar towards the window.
"What's wrong, Wormy?" Asked Twilight.
Unbeknownst to her, a silhouette appeared in the window. The maker of the silhouette pulled the window open, letting in a cool breeze. Twilight felt the breeze brush against her, raising her fur on end. She looked in the direction of the window, and saw a sight so terrifying it caused her pupils to shrink.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Meanwhile, Deadpool was asleep on the couch. He was sound asleep until he was woken up by the sound of Twilight screaming. His eyes snapped open, and he jumped out of bed.
"Twilight?!"
Running so fast he was a red and black blur, Deadpool reached Twilight's room in no time.
"Twilight!"
Looking around, he saw no sign of Twilight. The jar that contained Wormy was shattered into several shards of glass on the floor adjacent to the desk. The chair by the desk was knocked over, and a scorch mark was left on the wall. Perhaps these were caused by Twilight trying to struggle and escape. The window was left open, and Spike was looking out of it. Panic was evident on his face.
"Deadpool! Twilight, she- It! And she-"
SMACK!
In an attempt to get Spike to stop stammering with his words, Deadpool smacked him in the face.
"I'm sorry for abusing you today, Spike, but I need you to collect yourself. What happened here?" Asked Deadpool.
"You're right, you're right," Spike paused to breathe and collect his thoughts. "I woke up to Twilight screaming. I saw something that looked like a pony standing in front of her. It grabbed Twilight with this weird tentacle thing, then dragged her out through the window, but not before leaving that."
Spike directed Deadpool's attention to the right of the window. The letters CK were written on the wall with what appeared to be blood. By looking at it, a memory from earlier today played in his mind.
"That may be fine for you, but the volume was hurting Wormy."
Remembering what Twilight said about how the volume of the music was hurting Wormy, Deadpool knew what he was, and who took her.
"Oh, Celestia...! Of all ponies, not him!"
Deadpool stepped back a bit when he heard a crinkling sound. He lifted his front left hoof to reveal a piece of paper. Upon close inspection, he saw a message that read…
"Meet me in the Everfree Forest, or else the mare dies! Or maybe I will kill her anyway!"
(This is obviously a trap.)
"What choice do we have? If we go, he may spare her life. Although, he isn't exactly predictable," Said Deadpool to himself.
He was about to leave Twilight's room when he noticed Spike marching determinedly beside him.
"What are you doing?" Asked Deadpool.
"The same thing you're going to do. I'm going to save Twilight," Answered Spike.
"Oh no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no... NO! You can't come, Spike."
"Why not? I can take him!" Said Spike confidentiality.
"Spike, this guy, he's not like anypony you've ever faced before. Tell me, who's the scariest being you've ever met so far?"
"Hmm, I would say Discord before he reformed."
"Well, multiply that by eleven, then add clowns, spiders, and the "Green Lantern" movie into the equation, and you've got yourself the fear level of him. He has no regard for life, Spike, so I need you to stay here. I'll go after him. After all, I've faced him before."
Spike was hesitant about staying behind. After all, Twilight, the mare he's friends with, even seen by him as a sister, was in danger. But he reluctantly decided to listen to Wade.
"Okay, I'll stay. Just please get Twilight back safe and sound," Begged Spike.
"I will, Spike. I will save Twilight from that monster, and I know how to stop him," Said Deadpool.
On that note, Deadpool left the room, determined to save Twilight. A few minutes later, he was walking through the Everfree Forest. The forest was even more intimidating at night, the branches of the trees appearing like fearsome beasts due to the lack of light. Deadpool was having a hard time seeing in the dark. It certainly wasn't helping that it had begun to rain, the storm clouds blocking out the light of the moon. His body grew cold. Whether that was by the fear of what may be happening to Twilight, or from the rain soaking into his spandex, is uncertain. He was going in blind. Even if he could see, he had no idea where Twilight could be held hostage. Her captor didn't exactly leave any directions to her location.
Eventually, he heard rustling from above him. He looked up at a giant, ancient oak in front of him, and found who he was looking for. Twilight was hanging underneath a tree branch. Her body was wrapped up in what appeared to be red spider silk. Even her horn was entangled in the substance. The only part of her that was free was her face. Wasting no time, Deadpool climbed up the tree, knife in hoof, to cut Twilight down.
"Wade!" Said Twilight.
"I'm here, Twilight. I'll get you free," Assured Deadpool.
"Wade, you need to get out of here! This is a-"
SHNK!
"Gaugh!"
Deadpool was stabbed in the chest by what looked like a large red blade. He was lifted into the air, then thrown onto the ground below. The blade was removed from his chest before disappearing into the dark forest.
"HA HA HA!"
Maniacal, twisted laughter could be heard from all around him. The kind of laughter that is the stuff of nightmares. A crimson red blur could barely be seen, racing around him through the trees.
"How nice of you to join us!"
Directing his gaze back up the tree Twilight was tied up to, Deadpool could see the source of the maniacal laughter. Hanging upside down above Twilight was a red pony-like creature. They had a horn similar to a unicorn's but more serrated. They lacked a mane but had a tail that ended at a sharpened point, black vein-like patterns covered their body from head to hoof with their face being predominantly black, their eyes had no pupils but nonetheless were terrifying, and, unlike a normal pony, they had sharp, needle-like teeth.
"Just as I predicted. Like a fish to a fishing rod, you fell for my trap hook, line, and sinker," They spoke in a twisted, masuclune voice. "I will enjoy tearing you apart limb by limb! Ha ha ha!"
"Cletus Kasady. Don't you have Spider-Pony to annoy instead of me?" Asked Deadpool.
"The spider will be another toy to play with at another time. Right now, I want to do what many say is impossible. I want to kill you. I just needed to observe before I hatched a plan."
"So, I can safely assume that thing we found was part of your symbiote, Cletus?"
"There is no more Cletus! There is no more symbiote! There is only Carnage! Ha ha ha ha! But yes, that was part of me. While I hid away in safety, it was my eyes and ears. That's how I learned about her."
"Leave Twilight out of this! You sick, demented bastard!" Said Deadpool angrily.
"I can see why you are acting so protective over her. She is a real beauty," Through the process of shape-shifting, Carnage formed claws on his right hoof, and, without breaking the skin, dragged one over Twilight's cheek, much to her terror. "After I kill you, she will make my seven hundred fortieth kill. Or is it eight hundred and forty? It's easy to lose track when your murders overlap each other."
"How are you even going to kill me? In case you haven't been following mainstream comics or the films, hardly anything can kill me."
"What if I were to cream you into a paste, then consume you like a milkshake?"
"That… remains to be tested."
"Good enough for me!"
Carnage pounced towards Deadpool, claws protracted. Deadpool barely dodged out of the way. He pulled out both of his classic pistols, and fired at Carnage.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Despite being in point-blank range, the bullets had no effect on Carnage. Standing up on his back legs, he casually strolled towards Deadpool, morphing his hoof into an axe. He raised his arm, and swung it down, severing Deadpool's right arm. Deadpool tried to get in more shots, but his gun was smacked out of his hoof, and was grabbed by Carnage with a tendril. He was dragged towards the symbiote's maw, giving him a good view of his teeth.
"Grandmother, what big teeth you have got!" Quipped Deadpool.
"All the better to eat your entrails with!" Added Carnage.
CHOMP!
"Gugh!"
Carnage bit down on Deadpool's shoulder, piercing flesh with his teeth. The sound of bones breaking could be heard from afar, not affected by the sound of the pouring rain. Carnage let go of the hero from his jaws, revealing his teeth stained with blood.
"Bones breaking, flesh tearing, cries of pure agony; it's music to my ears!" Said Carnage.
"Your taste in music stinks! It's time for D. Pooly to drop some fresh sick beats!"
Deadpool turned some dials on a pair of speakers he strapped to his belt. Dubstep blared from the speakers. Carnage let go of Deadpool, and stumbled back. His body spasmed, and his form spiked out. He cried an otherworldly scream that could be heard throughout the Everfree Forest. Taking the opportunity to attack, Deadpool pulled out one of his katanas, and lunged at the symbiote.
SLASH!
He cut the arms off, cut the torso from the waist, then decapitated the head and followed with slicing the head in half. Carnage was spread across the ground in pieces. Before Deadpool had the chance to breath out a sigh of relief, two spikes were tossed at the speakers, destroying them. He then noticed Carnage's body put itself back together in less than three seconds, the symbiote cackling the entire time.
"You're not the only one with tricks up their sleeve," Said Carnage.
"Oh no," Muttered Deadpool.
Carnage turned his hoof into a long, pointed blade, impaling Deadpool in the stomach. He followed by turning his other hoof into an axe, and cutting off Deadpool's other arm. He then tossed him into a tree. The force of impact was so powerful, the trunk snapped. The tree fell over with an audible thud.
"Wade!" Cried Twilight.
Deadpool laid on the ground on his side. His suit had many tears, revealing his abdomen, bits of his hindlegs, and his left eye. His exposed flesh was bloodied from many cuts and attacks from Carnage. Speaking of, the symbiote monster hid in the natural cover of the forest.
"It's raining. You're bleeding. Carnage is starving!" Sang Carnage.
Hoping to find something to help him, Wade looked at his surroundings. He noticed his severed right arm. Crawling on the ground like an inchworm, he put his upper body next to the arm. In a matter of seconds, his arm reattached itself to his body. It was then when Carnage appeared from behind, grabbing him with a tendril.
"Ha ha ha! I am going to savor this moment. It's not everyday that somepony gets a chance to kill 'The Unkillable Hero of Equestria,' Said Carnage.
He opened his mouth, and a long, pointed tongue came out. It moved up, and slithered all over Deadpool's face, coating it in saliva. Wade secretly reached behind his back, and grabbed a brown glass bottle.
"Any last words?" Asked Carnage.
"Yeah, let me pour one out for you."
FWOOM!
Deadpool smashed the bottle against Carnage's chest. Upon impact, he and Carnage burst into flames, the bottle being a Molotov cocktail. The symbiote dropped him, and cried another otherworldly scream as the flames consumed him. Even though the rain helped put out the fire on both ponies, damage had been done. Deadpool laid on the ground unconscious, and the symbiote was burning off of Cletus, revealing a white unicorn with a curly red mane. Twilight saw this, and concentrated her magic through her horn. A magenta light pulsed through the substance covering her horn, and, with one burst of magic, her horn was freed. She aimed her horn towards Cletus, and grabbed him with her magic. What remained of the symbiote tried to hold on to its host. It proved to be powerful on its own. With one mighty tug, she managed to remove Cletus from the symbiote. It then burned away, leaving no trace of it behind. Cletus was flung far, hitting his back and head off a tree, knocking him out. With a sigh of relief, Twilight got to work on freeing herself.
One hour later…
Upon acquiring a sliver of consciousness, Deadpool could hear his ears ringing, caused by the explosion. Any attempts at opening his eyes resulted in seeing a white light. He was about to slip out of consciousness when he heard a voice.
"Wade…"
He knew that voice, even in his current condition. With all of the willpower he could muster, he opened his eyes. Images flooded his vision. He could see the trees of the Everfree Forest in front of him, behind him was the town of Ponyville in the distance, and to his right was the source of the voice. Twilight was looking at him with concerned eyes. Thankfully, she was unscathed. The only thing different about her was her mane was damp from the rain, sticking to her neck, and a single strand of pink hair from her hairstreak was on her face.
"Wade! Thank goodness you're awake!" Said Twilight.
"Jesus Christ. What happened?" Asked Deadpool.
"After you passed out, I managed to finish Carnage. Spike must have informed the Princess I was kidnapped, because afterwards, the royal guard showed up, and took him away. I was carrying you back to the library when you started to wake up," Explained Twilight.
"So he's been taken care of? Thank Celestia!"
Deadpool grabbed his mask, and tried to pull it off. Bits of it stuck to his face due to the fabric melting onto his skin. Ripping it off like a band-aid, he finally got it off, revealing his scarred face.
"I was afraid he was going to kill you. I'm glad you're okay," Said Twilight.
"You were afraid of me getting hurt?! I deal with sociopaths like him on a regular basis, and walk away from my injuries just fine. I was afraid he had hurt you, or even killed you before I got there," Said Deadpool.
"Still, I'm glad you're okay. And thank you for saving me."
They both looked at each other for what felt like an eternity. Deadpool was caught up in Twilight's eyes; those hypnotic, violet eyes. He felt a knot forming in his stomach, a feeling he has had more recently around Twilight.
(Now's your chance. Tell her.)
After managing to find the right words, Deadpool started to tell his confession to Twilight.
"Twilight," Said Wade.
"Yes, Wade?" Questioned Twilight.
"I know we were just in a life-or-death situation with a sadistic murderer, but I need to come clean with something."
"Yes?"
"Okay… Here goes nothing… Twilight, you mean so much to me. Just like cherrychangas, you have brought a lot of joy in my life."
(Smack! I have to say that because I don't have a hoof or a forehead to facehoof at how stupid that sentence was!)
To Deadpool's relief, Twilight chuckled at his words.
"My funny dialogue aside, you have become an important part of my life, Twilight. When I had nowhere to go, you gave me a home. Despite all of the horrible things I have done to ponies, you gave me a chance at a better life, and most important of all (which is the main aspect of the TV show this fanfiction is based off of) you became my friend."
"Wade…"
Wade gently reached out towards Twilight's forehead, and brushed the single strand of hair back with the rest of her mane.
"What I am trying to say is over the course of the past few months... I have developed feelings for you; I am in love with you."
Twilight's eyes were watering. Whether it was because she was touched by Wade's confession, and/or because she was afraid of telling him his feelings aren't reciprocated, he did not know.
"Despite the fact that I have a history of being persistent when it comes to mares, if you don't share the same feelings as I do, I will respect that. Just promise me if you don't like me back, we will still be fri-"
Twilight covered Wade's mouth with her left fore hoof to quiet him, then placed it on his right shoulder.
"Wade, do you want to know how I feel?" Asked Twilight.
"Of course," Answered Wade.
Twilight slowly leaned in, and, before Wade knew it, she placed her lips on his. He was shocked, his eyes growing to the size of saucers to prove it. His heartbeat was also beating as if he had just finished running around Equestria. His shock faded away quickly, though, melting into the kiss. Both ponies wrapped their arms around each other, and brought each other closer. Their kiss continued as the rain turned into a light drizzle. The rain clouds also subsided, allowing the light of the moon to shine onto the ponies. After taking a moment to catch their breath, they went back to kissing, focusing only on each other.
Fin.
Hope you all enjoyed the latest chapter of "Deadpool: Mercenary of Harmony"! So you all may be wondering "Why did you chose to ship Deadpool and Twilight?" Allow me to explain: So you all may think that a logical pony to ship Deadpool with is Pinkie Pie. After all, they are both exuberant, are comedic, and break the fourth wall. They are an obvious choice to ship. But that's why I chose not to ship them. There are many fanfiction stories where they either become best buds, romantic partners, or even both. So, when I was planning out this story, I decided to ship Deadpool with a different member of the Mane Six. I chose Twilight Sparkle because even though "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is centered around all of the Mane Six and Spike, I think it's safe to say Twilight is the "main" character of the show. She is the one who moved to Ponyville and met all of her friends, became a princess, and ends up becoming the ruler of Equestria when Celestia and Luna retire at the series finale. So I shipped her with Deadpool because she is the main character. I also shipped them together because of the fact they are complete opposites. Twilight is organized and collected, while Deadpool is chaotic and exuberant. I like to think that overcoming their differences would make their relationship stronger. Feel free to leave your thoughts down below. Be sure to stay tuned for next week's chapter, because it will involve Deadpool and Twilight doing something special. Until next time, this has been ThePhantomArchives, and have a Happy Halloween 2020!