Hunted
Brantford Elementary School. It was Peter and Judy's first day at school.
"Okay this is where we part for the day. As I am two grades above you dweebs..." said Judy.
Oscar and Peter frowned at her as she left to go to her fifth grade classes.
Suddenly an ample sized, brute waddled up to Peter. The boy was rocking a green shirt and wearing a necklace of dinosaur teeth.
"Hey shrimps..." said the boy.
Oscar furrowed his thick bushy eyebrows.
"So you're the new meat... The name's Rock. I'm the school bully..." said Rock.
Peter groaned.
"Why do you bully?" Oscar asked.
"Don't trick me with philosophical questions! Now according to my schedule you two dweebs are due a wedgie each..." said Rock.
We cut to Oscar and Peter hanging from coat hooks on a wall by their white underwear.
Peter groaned.
Elsewhere in class, Judy aced all the questions the science teacher asked.
"Judy Shepherd?"
"Uh is the answer carbon dioxide?" Judy asked.
"Yes, excellent answer Judy." said the professor wearing ridiculous cartoon glasses.
"Brain Queen..." A nasty, popular girl muttered as she was too busy reading something on her cell phone.
Back in the corridor. Peter and Oscar are still hanging by their underwear.
"My tighties are chafing my butt!" Peter whined.
"You think you have it bad Petey?! Everyone can see my diaper!" Oscar yelled.
Peter winced. "Why are you still wearing diapers in third grade..."
...
The schoolyard at recess. Peter, Judy and Oscar met up again.
"So how's your day been..." Judy asked.
"We have just had a run in with the school bully..." said Oscar pointing over to Rock who was giving a nerd with glasses a wedgie.
Judy rolled her eyes.
"How are you doing today, Brain Queen..." Peter grinned.
Judy sighed.
"At least I care about my grades Peter..." Judy said exasperated.
Suddenly a rather large potato with arms, legs and a face arrived on a magic flying carpet.
Oscar sighed.
"No your highness, I am at school right now! I can't go on a nonsensical journey to a land full of screaming leprechauns..." said Oscar to the potato creature.
Peter and Judy gawked.
"Oh and keep this to yourself Jude but... Oscar's not potty trained..." said Peter.
Judy grimaced at Oscar.
"What?"
"Anyway I am bummed out about Alan." said Peter feeling blue. Judy stroked him.
"He's strong Peter. We will get him out of that awful place..."
Peter sighed.
"Anyway let's find somewhere in the shade to sit." said Judy as the sun was very bright and hot today.
"Yessiree Bob!" said Oscar in a silly manner.
Peter and Judy give him stone-faced glares.
"Spoilers, you will get used to some rather bizarre chaps with catchphrases in Jumanji..." said Oscar in a strong British accent.
...
Third grade class. Peter was subjected to Oscar's weird friends...
Ace, a blond nine year old vampire boy wearing a cartoon helicopter beanie hat hissed at Peter and bared his fangs.
Peter winced.
"Ace... Peter is not food..." Oscar sighed.
Ace hissed. Oscar whipped out from inside his sweater a crucifix necklace and pointed the cross at Ace. Ace hissed and fled back to his desk.
Inane Brian, a black haired boy with thick white highlights winced at Ace.
Their teacher was a fat, grumpy old hag with glasses wearing a yellow dress decorated with flowers.
"Everyone be quiet! No chewing gum! No snickering!" She listed things she did not allow in class.
Peter groaned. What a hag... he thought.
The strict, be-spectacled teacher wrote sums on the board.
"Now who can solve this sum?" The teacher asked. "Don't be shy."
Everyone was baffled as virtually everyone was an underachiever and proud of it.
The clock ticked as everyone looked about confused by the sum they had to solve.
The teacher sighed. "Give me strength..." She was fed up with how stupid her class was.
Later after class, the halls.
"Oz..." Peter asked.
"Yeah?" Oscar replied.
"You didn't... you know go to bathroom during class..." Peter was addressing the diaper situation again.
"No I have self-control. I just like to freak out stupid prudes who hate fetish based fan fiction." said Oscar.
Peter winced.
Oscar had a craving for ginger beer and sandwiches.
...
Later after school.
Peter and Judy arrive home with Oscar.
"Aunt Nora we're home!" said Peter.
Nora hushed him as she was on the phone.
"Sorry Jonathan, My nephew and Niece have just arrived home from school..." said Nora to a Jonathan on her phone.
"Come on Peabody, Let's not bother her..." said Judy as the three went upstairs.
They arrived in the attic again. Despite cleaning it up yesterday, the spiders soon spun more webs, returning the attic to its abandoned for decades look.
"I bet there's a disembodied torso hidden up here somewhere..." said Oscar.
Judy looked very pale when he said that.
Peter got out Jumanji.
"Hey you rolled last time. I get a go..." said Judy taking the dice.
Peter rolled his eyes.
Judy rolled and got a two and a four.
The golden Ghostbuster style streams of light blasted out from the game and they got sucked in again.
"I am still not used to thiiiiiiiis!" Judy groaned.
Elsewhere in Britain. Harry Beckwith made himself a plate of crumpets and jam. He saw something astonishing.
"Great Scott!" It even baffled him enough to cry out, "Merlin's beard!"
There was a gentleman with a penguin on his head!
"In my drawing room?!" Harry yelled.
Um... yes...
...
Jumanji's dimension. Peter, Judy and Oscar landed in a lake near some zebras who were drinking. the zebras were startled and fled.
"Okay keep your eyes peeled for danger and lets try to find Alan..." said Judy.
Oscar was trying to peal his eyelids with a potato peeler. Peter gave him a freaked out stare.
They came across the minotaur from their last adventure. It was sleeping as it snored loudly.
It must be nocturnal. thought Oscar.
Judy made a fingers on lips gesture, they knew if they wanted to remain alive they would be quiet.
They kept walking through the jungle.
However there must be drama before we cut to the titles. So a leopard skulked out of the bushes snarling.
Oscar promptly soiled his pants in fear.
We cut to the titles, HOLY CRUD! A CROCODILE!
After the titles the three kids, Peter, Judy and Oscar were still being menaced by the leopard.
It snarled.
Suddenly Alan leapt upon it and wrestled the beast. The kids watched as he eventually subdued the large cat by breaking its neck.
"Missed me?" Alan beamed. He soon took charge of the group as they headed about the jungle.
"So how's home?" Alan asked.
"Just started our new school." said Peter.
"Any fun?" Alan asked.
"No..l A jerk called Rock keeps bullying me..." said Peter glum.
Alan sighed. "I had a bully once..."
That is only in the Movie's continuity!
They pass by a watering hole. There are four hippos lounging about in the swampy water and eating white spheres that are bobbing about.
Peter winced baffled.
Oscar smirked.
"Oooooh, I don't like this bit of jungle. There are mobile vines that will tie you up for some reason..." said Alan.
"Can we avoid going this way then..." Judy sighed looking into the dark, vine infested jungle.
"Unfortunately no..." said Alan.
...
They walked about through the jungle as Alan hacked through the vegetation with a machete. vines writhed and slithered towards them. Alan hacked at them.
However two sneaky tendrils grabbed Peter and Judy.
"Alaaaan!" Peter cried. The vines tied Peter and Judy up. Peter winced as the vines coiled round him, starting at his waistline and slithering around and around...
Alan fought off some vines as he sliced them. A vine tried to grab Oscar's ankle but Alan severed it.
Peter nervously hung about upside down and completely engulfed in the coils of some vines. Alan cut him free. He then rescued Judy too.
They fled the weird vine infested place.
They were dismayed that they were close to Van Pelt's lodge.
"Oh no that freak, Van Pelt's place..." said Alan.
They thankfully didn't encounter the huntsman. However they did encounter loads of monkeys...
The monkeys climbed on them and picked lice out of Peter's hair and sniffed him.
Peter winced as a monkey picked lice out of his hair to eat.
Oscar wrote in his book. The monkeys suddenly had armfuls of cookies. They force fed Peter and Judy peanut butter cookies.
Alan winced.
Then the monkeys pinned down Peter and dressed him up in a diaper, a bonnet and mittens and soft baby boots.
Judy laughed.
Oscar bribed the monkeys with bananas to let them be with just a mild pranking. The monkeys left with a banana each.
Peter blushed as he stood there wearing just a diaper, a bonnet, soft baby boots and mittens.
Oscar cracked up laughing.
Judy giggled.
...
Then they had to go back through the vine area so that they wouldn't encounter Van Pelt again.
Cue Peter while dressed up as a baby getting tied up by the vines...
The vines holding him slowly lowered him towards a small pool of bubbling quicksand mud. Peter gulped and whimpered.
Bubbles in the muck popped and the dangerous mud plopped and spattered, the thick mire gurgled too.
"Um Oz help..." said Judy...
Oscar was day dreaming about evil space penguins from the sun. Dribble slid down his chin as he was away in his imagination.
"Oz!" Judy yelled before being muffled by vines.
"Yes, king of the potato people!" Oscar saluted some one.
"Do you always goof off..." Peter whined as he was dangled closer and closer to the quicksand.
"Look I am Loco in Acapulco right now! ask Alan!" Oscar was in a state of madness but self aware.
Whereas Alan...
"Gehehehehe...It's a giraffe..." He thought an elephant was a giraffe...
Peter winced.
Oscar sighed and summoned a giant dinner plate under Peter and then severed the vines holding him with disks of pink light. Peter got up and jumped off the plate and ran back to Alan.
Oscar freed Judy too with his near god-like powers...
"Come on let's go." said Alan.
They fled the grasping vines that tried to ensnare them, and cartoon squirrels with big, round, shiny wet, black noses that hurled acorns at them.
They passed Aunt Jemima who was inexplicably in the middle of the jungle for some reason!
"How about some flapjacks dears?"
"Not now!" Alan yelled.
...
They eventually found another way out of the vine filled jungle area. Nothing much happened. Until they encountered the Manji. The wooden mask creatures that live as a tribe of spear chucking natives.
Tribal Bob jabbered and made zany noises and raspberry sounds with his tongue.
"What did he say?" Peter asked.
"Well I don't know much about the Manji or their language." said Alan.
Peter face palmed. "Well what do you know?!"
"Well they really hate people who scream.
Oscar smirked deviously at Judy.
Tribal Bob jabbered. He then passed Peter a book.
"Manji to English dictionary." the book was titled.
"Neato!" said Peter.
Tribal Bob jabbered and made rude noises with his tongue.
Judy sighed. "But Peter you hate studying..."
Peter miraculously spoke fluently in Manji to Tribal Bob. They shook hands.
"We're best buds now." Peter grinned.
Judy seethed.
"Yeah sure..." said Oscar giving Peter a hard look.
"Anyhoo, Let's try to make Judy scream.." said Oscar grinning.
"Uh let's not..." said Peter.
Oscar pouted.
The Manji's jabbered and chattered.
"They have places to be, They'll see us around real soon." said Peter.
...
They left the Manjis, now on good terms with them. suddenly large mosquito wasps bigger than Alan's hand attacked.
Judy screamed.
Oscar plucked out from nowhere a flyswatter and smacked the bugs with it. The mosquito wasps soon retreated.
"They were bugging me..." Oscar quipped.
Peter, Judy and Alan face planted annoyed.
Elsewhere at Brantford, outside the Parrish mansion. An owl was perched on a tree branch with a dignified, bookish look upon its face.
It suddenly opened its eyes and beak wide, making a very disturbing and freaky face as it went "Uuuuaaaargh!"
Inside the mansion, Aunt Nora was still on her phone chatting to someone at her work.
"Yes I'll have those files done by Wednesday Johnathan..."
Anyway she's boring, let's head back to Jumanji.
Peter, Judy, Oscar and Alan were walking about the jungle.
Peter saw something amazing that he yelled: "Cool beans!"
Oscar winced.
"That's like my catchphrase." said Peter.
"That's a stupid catchphrase..." said Oscar.
Anyway what amazed Peter was a large mansion in the middle of the jungle.
"Maybe we have to go inside." said Judy.
"Did we even get a clue?" said Peter.
"Look! I struggle to create Chinese cookie fortunes! Let alone riddles!" Oscar yelled frustrated.
Peter shrugged.
They enter the mansion.