Hunted Peter, Judy, Alan and Oscar enter the strange mansion lurking in a clearing of the jungle.
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Peter was nervous about touching the golden door knockers of the formidable wooden doors.
Oscar sighed and wrenched the doors open. They entered the dimly lit foyer.
"This place makes our new house feel warm and cozy." Peter shivered feeling even more uncomfortable with this particular mansion.
"Just keep your eyes peeled Peabuddy, we're still in Jumanji..." said Alan.
"I know it's wise to save on the bills but geez turn on a few lights here and there..." Judy squinted in the near darkness.
Candles everywhere suddenly ignited with small flickering orange flames.
The doors slammed shut and bolted behind them. Judy ran back to try to get them open again. "Let us out!"
"I think someone knows we're here..." said Oscar furrowing his bushy eyebrows.
They hear organ music from somewhere.
Alan curious decides they should follow it to its source.
"Oz..." Peter frowned.
"Oh yeah." Oscar gave him his clothes back. Peter was back in his orange shirt, purple pants and black sneakers with white toes.
They go down a passageway lit only by sconces. The organ notes grow louder.
"This reminds me of Zelda, Ocarina of Time..." said Oscar.
Peter gawked at him. I don't think I have that game.
And just like the video game Oscar was jabbering about, They climb a large flight of stairs with a fancy red carpet draped down it up to another set of tremendous oak doors.
Peter pushes them open. Inside a foppish seventeenth century man in a powdered wig is sat at a huge church organ playing an eerie tune.
Despite his loud music he sensed he had visitors, neigh intruders.
"How dare you disturb my symphony! You! You cads!" The shrill voiced man yelled.
"Uh..." Alan stammered.
"Explain your trespassing at once! You craven cur!" He drew a rapier, a very sharp rapier.
Alan stammered.
"Impetuous fool! Get out!" the foppish composer yelled. "I have lyrics to compose!"
A wind ruffled the curtains making them dance about.
"I see... yes master... I I will "entertain" them for now..." The man spoke to no one, at least no one Peter could see.
"Prepare for my final note! An E Splat!" The Angry composer sat at his organ pressed an ivory key.
"Look out!" Oscar yelled. The foursome dived out of the way just as a thick wooden column whooshed down from the darkness above to crush them. But they evaded it.
"Blast!" The composer yelled.
"Run!" Alan yelled.
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They retrace their steps. However Alan collides with a glass wall. "Ow!" He finds he is trapped in a giant hourglass.
"Alan!" Peter and Judy cry.
"Let him go! Creep!" Oscar yelled.
"Roll the dice thrice to free your friend." said the composer. Some giant dice appear. "Hurry! Your companion doesn't have much time!" The man screeched.
Sand poured on Alan. "Hurry!" Alan egged them on.
The giant dice were strangely light. Peter rolled one and Judy rolled the other.
"Is something gonna jump out at us? Or a trap goes off or..." Oscar yawned.
Giant mosquitos with bodies the size of very fat hamsters and six inch legs flew about buzzing.
Judy screamed.
"I found a poker!" Oscar had a fireplace poker. He smacked the giant bugs with it. "Die bugs! die!"
The composer smugly chuckled to himself. "Those fools will not live to learn a harsh lesson from Maestro Octavio..."
Eventually Oscar had single-handedly killed the giant mosquitos. In fact he was still smacking them into a putrid green paste.
"Uh buddy..." Peter said nervously.
They rolled the dice again.
"Now what?" Oscar asked.
Peter heard simian chatter. Monkeys leapt down from the mezzanine.
"MONKEYS!" Oscar screamed.
The monkeys bit and tore at their hair and clothes.
"Ow!" Peter whined as a monkey bit him.
Oscar wrenched a monkey that was wearing a diaper off of his face and tossed the simian. The puny primate screeched baring fangs and tore off its diaper and threw it at him.
The diaper splattered in his face.
"Eeeeew..." Judy groaned.
Oscar blindly ran about and collided with a pillar, concussing himself.
Peter was sprawled on the floor fighting off the monkeys with his clothes in shreds.
Suddenly a bad tempered gorilla arrived. Peter lying there gulped. However the gorilla after beating his own chest was actually only there to humiliate Peter. He fished out of thin air a diaper folded up ready to use.
Peter winced freaked out. The monkeys pinned him down. Peter helplessly watched as the gorilla lifted up his slender legs and slipped the diaper under him. The gentle, for the time being, ape taped up Peter's diaper tightly.
"Oh geez..." Peter groaned.
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A commercial break later...
Alan was up to his waist in sand. Oh please hurry guys! He lamented his fate.
Peter sat cross legged wearing only a diaper as the monkeys picked lice out of his hair and ate the parasites.
Judy roused Oscar and he got up and fished out a wash cloth and washed his um poopy face clean.
They rolled the dice.
The gorilla hooted and picked up Peter who was wearing a diaper. Peter winced hoping the ape wouldn't hurt him.
Suddenly a lion lunged at the gorilla, it dropped Peter.
"Nice work guys." Alan was freed from the hourglass.
"Neato! Now what?" Peter cheered.
"Blast, you persistent pests! Now I must come up with a new game..." Octavio seethed. He had an idea. "Ah! Now you must find find seven golden keys!"
Alan and his three young friends nodded.
"Let's go." said Alan.
Peter was swiftly stopped by the gorilla grasping the back hem of his diaper. The garment stretched as Peter struggled.
"What gives?! Lemme go!" Peter whined.
"Certainly not! It's time for a nap little one!" said the gorilla in a gentle female voice of a house maid.
"You can talk?" Alan gasped.
"i can also bake." said the gorilla. "Now its nap time." she said only to Peter picking him up.
"Lady, I am not really a baby!" Peter whined.
Oscar cracked up laughing.
Judy rolled her eyes.
The Gorilla headed off upstairs with Peter.
"Someone get him..." Judy sighed.
Oscar sighed.
"Lady seriously..." Peter groaned.
"Look a gold key!" Oscar found a gold key.
"Oh heavens!" said the gorilla.
Vines grew everywhere.
"Watch your step. Plants here are dangerous..." said Oscar.
"Yeah one tried to eat me." said Peter.
"I know that dears..." said the gentle gorilla. She swung on a vine back down to the foyer. Alan, Judy and Oscar followed her to a small drawing room. Where posh people read, or drink tea...
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The gorilla soon let Peter out of her grasp. He waddled about gawking at the room that was slowly being infested with vines and dart spitting flowers.
Oscar snickered as he glanced at Peter's diaper.
"Keep still.." said Alan.
A vine coiled around Peter's leg. He was yanked off his feet and pulled by the vine off into another room.
His sister and friends ran after him. The gorilla hooted as she followed.
Peter whined as he got carpet burn from being dragged about. Soon he saw a tooth filled maw of a monstrous flower with the vine holding him being a sort of tongue.
Peter screamed.
The flower made an odd shrill sound.
Alan suddenly grabbed Peter's wrists. The diaper wearing youth was caught in a tug of war.
"Jeepers!" said Oscar. A man eating chomping flower grabbed him in its mouth. Oscar whined.
"Oscar!" Judy yelled.
The gorilla fetched a rapier and sliced through the tendril holding Peter's leg. The flower slurped up the tendril and fled whimpering.
The gorilla tutted and shook her head.
The flower eating Oscar spat him out. "Eeeeeugh!" He was dripping with purple gunk too.
"We better find the next key." said Judy.
They soon did. "Well that was easy." said Alan.
The mansion trembled.
"Earthquake?" Oscar asked.
"No. Stampede!" Alan pulled the kids aside. Animals smashed through a a wall and ran past crushing anything stupid enough to be standing in the way.
The animals were soon off to wherever their blind panic caused them to flee.
However an old musket gun clicked.
"Don't move..." Van Pelt was back!
A fade to black later...
Alan and the kids stood there with their hands in the air as Van Pelt scowled.
"You infuriating pests! I will have your heads!" said the huntsman.
Suddenly the gorilla knocked him out by smashing a priceless vase over his head. "Brute!" she said sharply.
Peter grinned. They all followed her through the holes left by the stampeding animals.
"Drat! Master my mansion! It is falling apart and those cads are still alive!" Octavio ranted.
Jumanji acknowledged him with a gust of wind tugging at the curtains.
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They were outside in a fountain garden. Animals were everywhere, including a pelican in the fountain.
It was guarding a gold key.
Alan tried to get the key but the pelican hissed.
"It eats more than its belly can! Gahahaha!" Oscar laughed.
Judy face palmed.
"Can I please have my clothes back..." Peter whined.
Octavio got out a bow and fired violin fiddles at them.
"Hows this for an F sharp!" He snarled.
Alan ducked as the sharpened fiddle flew past. They abandoned the key for now.
They came across cartoon hyenas that resembled Shenzi, Banzai and Ed from Disney!
The cartoon hyenas chuckled.
"When they laugh it does not mean they are in a joyful mood..." said Alan.
A cartoon hyena sniffed Peter's diaper with its big, wet, shiny, round black nose. Peter blushed and sweated. "Ugh! Cold wet nose..."
The hyena was still sniffing the front of his diaper.
A bullet whizzed past. Oscar felt it just skim through his wacky overgrown clownish hairdo. Van Pelt was back.
"Can this guy not take a hint..." Judy groaned.
"Any last words?" Van Pelt gloated as he aimed his gun at them.
Suddenly he was trampled by a rhinoceros.
The kids and Alan sighed relieved and headed back to the garden to get the key again. Which they did because Van Pelt had shot the pelican.
Octavia seethed and played a violin. suddenly water rushed downstairs and flooded the place.
The kids winced as the water reached their ankles.
Suddenly Alan saw the spines of a crocodile cutting through the murky water.
The crocodile thought he was cunning and well hidden for an ambush, but Alan ambushed the croc.
"Surprise! Snappy!" Alan wrestled with the crocodile.
Peter and Judy winced as they watched him fight a crocodile...
They headed through the mansion and found an open side door.
"Bingo!" said Alan pleased to have found a way out.
They came to bare patch of ground in a clearing and stopped to catch their breath.
Suddenly They felt they were slowly sinking...
"Alan are we shrinking?" Oscar noticed they were going down...
Peter yelped as he noticed they were sinking in quicksand. "Aaaaaagh! Quicksand!"
"Oooooh..." Oscar blushed delighted.
"Oz no! Why are you feeling for dying in quicksand how a boy should react to girls... Oh but by no means hit on me... I am not interested..." Judy winced at Oscar as they sink in the mire.
"I'm not interested either. I love this quicksand more..." Oscar moaned.
Judy winced.
"Peter stop struggling, you'll only sink faster!" said Alan.
"Get me outta this gunk!" Peter grunted.
The gorilla was back. She threw them a vine and pulled them out of the muddy quicksand.
Oscar looked rather serene and satisfied by something...
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"Well we just survived quicksand..." said Peter muttering as he smeared the mud on his legs about in a futile attempt to brush it off.
"And we got a key." said Oscar.
Elsewhere. A film studio decided to have the quicksand scene in the attic.
"Jim how do you have quicksand in an attic..." A guy asked.
"With CGI Hank..." said Jim.
Back in Jumanji... Alan and the three youngsters, Peter, Judy and Oscar, well they headed upstairs into one of the rooms.
They found a bathroom with a tub with golden lion's feet and matching faucets.
"Bathtiiiiiiime!" Peter sang and chuckled in a silly manner.
Judy frowned at him.
Oscar chuckled.
They found the next key, however they also found a giant spider...
The giant black widow hissed at them.
The four humans were shivering frightened by the ample arachnid.
"Spiders are not supposed to be that big..." Oscar stammered.
Judy was scared of any sized spider.
Then hundreds of tiny spiders crawled all over the foursome and webbed them up in cocoons.
Oscar muffled.
Later they found themselves in a giant web.
Peter grunted and struggled.
The giant spider hissed at him.
"Oscar please help!" Judy whined.
"I shall in the only way I can! With constant stupidity!" Oscar declared.
He turned the deadly spider into a harmless and silly cartoon clown spider.
The clown spider with a large overgrown tuft of green hair and a big, red, round clown nose winced confused.
"And I turn Peter into a baby!" Peter was now a diaper clad baby. He gurgled baffled.
Judy frowned unable to move her arms to face palm.
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The clown spider cuts Peter free of his cocoon.
Peter cooed as the clown spider sniffed him with its big round red shiny wet nose.
Peter squeezed its nose hard. its nose squeaked like a toy. Peter giggled and squeezed its nose again.
The clown spider frowned annoyed at him.
"And now Peter is a fairy." said Oscar. Peter was now tiny and had fairy wings.
Judy winced.
Baby Peter gurgled and stuffed his hands up the clown spider's big red shiny nose. splat! His hands sunk into something slimy.
Peter pulled back his right arm, only to find it stuck in some green goo that resembled stringy pizza cheese. He tugged at the gooey muck frantically.
"I'm gonna puke..." Judy turned green.
Oscar chuckled.
Baby Peter whined as he continued tugging at the clown spider's snot...