"THIS JUICE ASS BELONGS TO MY HUSBAND? VELVETTE, TU PUTA." A powerful shout could be heard from the Carmine tower as some of the security guards who were focusing to remain protecting the building had their eyes wide open at such a statement. For the first time hearing Carmilla Carmine being so angry over someone, but also for the fact she said the statement of her ass belongs to someone, which made both security guards give a side glance into each other.

"Overlords." One of the guards said as the other nodded his head.

"Never ask, and don't make eye contact." The other guard complemented the statement as they ignored the angry rants of how Carmilla Carmine wanted so much to break the bones and even shot in the face of a certain overlord who made her dressed like a slutty wife and gave a fact about the part of her body belongs to someone, almost exposing her secret.

As the duo remained focused in their post, they suddenly heard steps walking in their direction, and as in panic, both guards quickly tried to find something, anything to save their assess... until, one of them had a brilliant idea, of sitting on the floor and with his head on the side like he was sleeping. The other guard took his headphones from his pocket placed them on the hellphone, let the maximum volume of the song, and nodded to the beat...

Carmilla crossed the door with irate stomps, as she suddenly froze and noticed two guards were on there, as her face was about to threaten their lives, she then saw one of them was already sitting and sleeping and the other was too distracted while listening to music.

The overlord of weapons cleared her throat, which the duo seemed to ignore her, and she even did a bit louder which both of the guards ignored once again...
Carmilla was getting annoyed, so she decided to turn her back and walk away. Those two guards seemed to be enjoying their time at work, even by breaking a few rules, and she already had too much on her plate to deal with, so she would let that slide for that day. But that time she needed to go to her mansion and exchange her clothes, or she would have to be dressed for the whole day, and she preferred to die, than let others see her using that T-shirt.

At the time Carmilla left the room, both guards stared slightly as she walked away, and with a huge breath of relief, they knew that they survived for a day, and had a secret they would have to keep in their own graves.
Who knew being incompetent could save lives?

"Tell me again how did you know the password of those credit cards?" Moxxie asked as Blitzo without looking at him crossed the credit card over the card machine as they were into a Chinese restaurant.

"Well. That's easy, I just grab their wallets, and knowing how Pride banks are, they always change their password at least once a month." Blitzo explained as he took one of the papers in his pocket and gave a look. "You wouldn't believe how many suckers would still have their password papers in their wallets."

"Wouldn't they get pissed at the moment they find out you took their credit cards while they were dead?" Moxxie asked as the duo were waiting for the Chinese food they were about to have.

"Depends, if the assholes would still have a memory of having a credit card, and at the time the banks would receive a notice of them being dead for a few days, they would freeze their account. And since I just pay for meaningless stuff like at least 50 dollars per credit card. They couldn't trace us. Which means, those assholes can't find me as long I don't expend too much." Blitzo commented as he already paid for their meal of the day.

"That's very thoughtful of you, Blitzo," Moxxie said in a surprised tone while Blitzo rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"Bitch. I have practiced that after the time I screwed up when I did that for the first time." Blitzo said which made Moxxie stare at him. "Long story. I don't want to talk about that shit."

Moxxie shrugged, accepting the explanation his friend came up to him, and he was about to ask another thing when finally two boxes of Chinese food appeared in front of them, with fortune cookies.

Blitzo broke it, as Moxxie already opening his box to eat his fried rice. The slender imp gave a slight glance at the paper before scoffing and throwing it away.

"What did it say?" Moxxie asked as Blitzo scoffed.

"The path of a good enterprise is filled with crazy ideas. You will create a company that nobody ever thought about before." Blitzo scoffed as he ate the cookie, Moxxie was eating the food but also decided to be part of the fun and broke the cookie to see his fortune.

"Your sexual life is going to be your blessing but also your curse, but your devotion to make the people who matter to you makes you a blessed man, be the man you always sought to be." Moxxie read slowly as Blitzo laughed from the first part of the fortune.

"Hahahaha, well, having 2 wives now will make you have less time watching television." Blitzo enjoyed seeing Moxxie blushing from the weird fortune.

"Well. That's kinda weird," Moxxie commented as he was munching his food. "How do you think these fortune cookies work?"

"Who gives a fuck about that?" Blitzo asked as he went to eat his Chinese food until suddenly he heard a voice from the table behind him.

"You are going to have sex with your mother..." A sinner who seemed to be excited to read the fortune suddenly his voice getting lower and grim which in the end it stopped as not just Blitzo and Moxxie, but the entire restaurant was in silence, The whole restaurant heard it and just stopped whatever they were doing and just stare in horror at the person who had read his misfortune cookie, everyone was staring at the person who shifted uncomfortably since everyone was in silence and judging him.

The silence remained for 3 minutes, as the whole family started eating their food, and Blitzo and Moxxie looked at each other.

"Thanks fuck I'm not that guy," Blitzo commented as Moxxie took out his hellphone. And even tried to take a picture of the family."What are you doing?"

"I think this is a good thing to post online?" Moxxie asked, seeing his friend staring at him weirdly. "I know, but my wife also said it's punishment for me to be in the algorithms. I should have been in silence, so that's another way to make up for her."

"Well, sure, I'm starting to think you are whipped by Velvette, but knowing you fucked up this badly. I'm surprised that your other wife didn't do something like that as well." Blitzo commented as he was amused to see how whipped his friend was and it hadn't passed a month since they were in pride.

"Yeah, yeah, say whatever you want. But I think social media is everything for Velvette, and I think I should be interested in the job of my wife." Moxxie said as he pressed sent over the post. It's just a simple post, nothing Velvette would even care about anyway.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." For what had been 2 hours, Velvette spent that time reading her emails, and even watching some videos on social media, while she tried to remain calm into saw both of the other Vees laughing over her mistake which led her to the position they were in at that moment.

As it took a while, Valentino was recovering his breath, and Vox reached the burnout from the screen as it even blacked out from laughing too much.

Both had spent the funniest 2 hours of their lives laughing at the fucked up situation their third member got herself in...

As it took a little while, both Valentino and Vox slowed down and looked at the Overlord who was still tapping her hellphone, waiting for the moment both would stop.

"Are you done?" Velvette asked as she could see both trying to recover their breaths and let it out of their system. As the girl was already with an app on her hellphone, timing on how long both of them would be laughing at her.

"Yeah, I just neeBFAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I can't HAAHAHA, STOP, LAUGHING AHAHAHAAHAH." Valentino tried to have a conversation but he slammed his fist on the table even the glasses fell from his face, and Vox followed his fuck boy into laughing at the girl who continued to keep using her hellphone.

5 more minutes were enough, to make them finally cease laughing...

"Well, that was the funniest shit that I ever heard in my life," Vox commented as Velvette rolled her eyes.

"Well, laugh it out everything you want you fuckers, but now I can't wait that you both to do something so fucking embarrassing that you would be begging me to have pushed everything under the rug, again," Velvette said slowly as both scoffed at her. "Oh, do you think I'm joking? Well, let's see how you both do a scandal again, I will not help you with the cleaning up you're fucked up."

"Pff, as if we did som..." Valentino was about to comment that he didn't do something embarrassing when Velvette already zipped him.

"The Dinomatic Cock Astral Sluts." Velvette said as Valentino immediately shut up. "Do you remember how the critics trashed your porn movie, that I have to intervene and make sure to launch a whole wave of rabid fans to make the critics into depression? It took days to make that work, and what about you... Mr, I'm dancing like a monkey while Alastor is dead, I hope he is dead forever."

"I THOUGHT YOU DELETED THAT VIDEO," Vox shouted in outrage, but then he saw a smirk of Velvette glaring at him.

"Then you are stupid. Because I have copies, MEMES of it, covers of it. And any second I publish it online, it's going to be your nightmare, and my own pleasure... Mr and Ms 2 hours and 17 minutes and 10 seconds laughing over a fucked up from the overlord who has the whole accounts of social media of the Vees. The true backbone of the trio..." Velvette declared as she slammed her hands over the table as the other members of the Vee remained quiet, "I have the right time on how you both laugh, so it will be exactly the time I'm going to have when each of you mess up around. Now, Vox, is there a fucking reason why you called me? Because it has been more than 2 fucking hours, and you wasted my time way too much."

"Alright, alright, fine," Vox commented as he decided to compose himself, as Valentino placed his glasses right on his face. "I was coming up with the ideas to show for a new television show, but from the way you are looking now, it may be for the best to give up talking about this shit, and let you go."

"That would be a wise decision," Velvette commented as she really wanted to leave the place, but Valentino rolled his eyes.

"I don't see what is the big deal, he is a demon-born, and while you and the other overlord who is married to him cannot kill him directly, you could always hire someone else to do the job for you..." Valentino commented as he then saw the girl narrowing her eyes at him. "Oh yeah, demon-born has a part of your soul now, and we don't know what can happen at the time someone off him."

"The events caused after me sighing the contract clearly made me have a leash, and not just me, but Carmilla as well, we have been tied over the imp as he owns us," Velvette said angrily, seeing the smile of her friend getting wider as he even licked his lips.

"Oh, like a master you say? Well, that actually gives me some ideas." Valentino said with his lustful voice until he saw the glares of his friend who raised her hand to him.

"Don't you even fucking dare! I'm already in this shit situation and that, and while I know that you are plotting something on your pimp as a hat, you are forbidden to even think about that huge dick, that dick belongs to me... but also to that Milf Latina, but excluding that, my pussy belongs to only him... So no, don't even dare to try to make a porn movie about it, or I swear, I will be the first one to trash the whole movie on the internet, and I will let the critics feed you as I threw you at the sharks," Velvette said as she was so pissed at her friends that she was almost getting into a migraine. And then seeing Vox in silence, she knew what was on his mind. "Oh, so you are having fun with me getting pissed."

"Well, yeah, it's funny." Vox didn't even have much time after saying that when Velvette kicked on his chin. "Oh, fuck you bitch."

"Pff, grow up you fucking baby," Velvette said as she was on the verge of a meltdown. Thanking deep breaths and trying to find at least anything to make her not try to kill the fuckers who made her day worse. "Okay, can I have at least something good for today?"

And just like that, she received a vibration from her hellphone, which she immediately gave a slight glance to see a self message... it was her husband who gave it a try posting something the social media, and since it was on her former hellphone, she always would get a notification of a post from whatever hellphone belonged to her... She saw the title of the post which made her see how amateurish was for a first-try person to post on social media... She giggled into that since she always loved to see some losers giving it a try and learning from their mistakes to develop titles.
That was indeed something that she would use to rest her mind over the stress... But at least she would have to know what her husband is about...

"Sinner reads a fortune cookie telling he was going to have sex with HIS MOTHER?" Velvette was reading the title until suddenly the title was enough to bring out all the stress she had when a sudden bomb was caught which made her eyes get wide open.

"WHAT?" Both Valentino and Vox commented as they saw Velvette had her eyes in disbelief, and trying to see a picture of the place where it was indeed many were staring at the person, while the quality of the photo could have been better... The overlord of social media always had some ways to fix that.

"Okay, the location of the place. HellishPanda Express, Vox, do you have cameras on there?" Velvette said as she was indeed with what would be a bomb in her hands... And a very good bomb, so much that her stress over getting pissed with her friends diminished a lot, because now she found something that she would love into doing at that moment. Destroying and humiliating lives of losers.

"I have cameras everywhere," Vox said as he pressed a control button and a screen appeared from the table, with some cables connected to Vox, they could locate and find themselves staring at the camera and the screen of the said Chinese Restaurant. "Okay, rewinding the time for 10 minutes."

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"Oh, there he is," Velvette said as she found her husband with another imp who seemed to be eating with another imp on his side. "Who the fuck is him?"

"So that's your husband?" Vox asked as he looked at the imp with his screen twitching and looking unamused at his friend. "He doesn't seem to be that big."

"Trust me, Vox. This bitch gave a lot of selfies with that dick that made me so angry with envy." Valentino said as Velvette replied with a smug smile, but then her eyes narrowed at the duo who were in that place.

After passing a few minutes and seeing the duo talking, Velvette found out a bit more about her husband, and how it seemed he had a friendship with the other imp named Blitzo, an imp who seemed to be both of them sharing a rent. And from the creative way to see how they would pay for the food.

"That's actually a very interesting way to grab some money and spend quickly, that explains why some of my whores lost their credit cards around and had bills of 200 bucks on little things like food and horse toys," Valentino commented as he was both annoyed and impressed into learning how imps could be street smart in situations of sinners being killed. "Maybe next time I should warn them about to not let the credit cards or their passwords on the purses and wallets."

"I have to agree with that, the banks were smart into changing the passwords all the time, that way they would use some excuses to take out taxes of us without noticing it." Vox had to admit learning from an imp perspective really made him with possible ways to protect his money and from his employees...

"So that's why Moxxie is looking for a job, hum... yeah, in a fucked up situation, that seems to be a smart move, but if was me I would have spent all the fucking money and made the losers with hundreds of thousands of debts" The social media overlord shrugged as the group watched her husband and his friend gets their Chinese food which made the group of overlords a bit hungry into planning what they should eat next...

And for a few minutes, the imps started reading their fortune cookies. The Vees didn't mind knowing much about what kind of company the other imp would make in the future, but then listening to the fortune of the husband, Velvette and Valentino laughed at the potential problems Moxxie is going to have on his sexual life, and Blitzo making the comments about it made it even funnier for them.

"Well, I'm with Blitzo, I'm curious about how you spent your honeymoon with him." The moth overlord asked as he received a middle finger as an answer.

"You already saw the selfies, more than that you use your imagination for your own masturbation," Velvette said as the trio listened to Moxxie asking about where the fortunes came from. "That's a very good question, how do Pride-Rings fortune cookies work?"

Both other members of the Vees shrugged, as the trio finally got the time they were waiting for.

"You are going to have sex with your mother..." At that time the Vees had their eyes wide open, as the entire restaurant stopped, even the chefs and waitresses dropped down everything just to stare at the family, more specifically the sinner who had just said his fortune loudly...

At the time the silence remained around the table, the Vees tried to hold their laugh, but like Voz giving a slight twice, it was exactly what it needed to once again, Vox and Valentino got into a hysterical crisis of laugh, but this time Velvette immediately felt from the chair, as the Vees found one of the best moments they would share a good laugh.

Someone who had the fortune of fucking their mom.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." And just like that, Velvette had a break that she needed at that moment, and for the first time over the day, the laughs didn't annoy her, but it was like a contagious feeling that they wanted to share with the world. "Okay, liked, commented, SHARE, TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS. THIS IS A FUCKING BOMB."

"Got the recordings, I'm going to publish it in my interview news right now. This is a time to not waste, we have already wasted 20 minutes. Let me do it quickly." Vox got up from his seat and quickly ran away from the door, where soon the entire Pride Ring will know about the same moment where one simple fortune could fuck up the life of a sinner who just wanted to eat Chinese food with his family.

Valentino had to take out his glasses just for the sake of not letting them drop again, who knew he would laugh so much in a day? He could decide it to place that as the funniest day of his entire life in hell. He never laughed in such fucked misfortune in a whole day.

And seeing Velvette laughing, even as she shared a picture of the scene, and even a selfie laughing with her tears showing, it was indeed a way to trash down the life of a pathetical sinner.
Does he feel bad about it? Fuck no, he is Valentino, he loves to see people get misery in their own fucked ups.
And somehow, he finds his friend, even as stressed as she is, and from the way, she talked about the imp... He concludes, that indeed, those imps can be something.

Will he invite them into a porn movie? Probably, if Velvette didn't bitch around and being possessive with her husband. But maybe he should give a marriage gift since she is his friend. But also he could do a prank, since he wasn't invited to see the whole fucked ceremony, he would have laughed way more if he was there. But since Velvette was being a bitch with him, he decided to wait for the opportunity to meet her husband, because sooner or later, he would need to be in the meetings with her husband, but also, her wife. Which is Carmilla Carmani. The overlord of angelical weapons.

And that name made Valentino have an amused look on his face, as the imp indeed have something that he never thought someone in hell would have. 2 Powerful overlords on their leashes, as the duo would be his bitches, and he would be their master...

"Fuck, that would be an awesome porn movie for me to direct." Valentino cursed since he knew Velvette would try to rip his dick off if he tries to come up to make a movie about them. But yeah, he would always find a way to have some recordings, or if not, he could try to make a 'similar' description of the scenes, but using different actors, maybe hire a big dick imp around and have Angel as one of the main bitches, that would be interesting.

Who knew a duo of imps would cause so much fun around Pride-Ring? Blitzo and Moxxie, a duo that he will remember their names for his own amusement.

"Man this whole afternoon was fucking crazy, never thought to see some crazy shit in a Chinese Restaurant," Blitzo commented as he felt himself with a full stomach and ready to pass the whole afternoon in the apartment. "I'm going to get in my room, possibly have some zzz's or masturbate about you and your wives on there."

"Ah, eww, why the fuck do you want to do that?" Moxxie who was finally leaving the leftovers of their trip to eat it later, as looked completely disgusted by his friend.

"That's the single's man life, Mox, something that you should have enjoyed before having your dick bounced by 2 women for hours," Blitzo commented as he sounded both proud and envious by the imp who just had his eyes twitching from talking over him.

"You know what? I don't even want to know, I'm just going to turn on the television, and lay on the couch." Moxxie said as he launched himself on the couch, and on the next second he felt that he was already with the desire to watch anything before going to sleep. "Did you pay the cable?"

"That will be for your part since we have 2 weeks to pay it, so I hope you do that. But come on, turn the TV on, I want to see if the documentary of Wrath-Ring horses is going to have another episode." Blitzo said as he himself took out his blazer and sat also on the couch, making the migraine of his roommate even worse, but since it was for both were ready to watch whatever television shows would appear in hell, sometimes it would show news about the earth when something related to a sinner happened around. Or maybe when Vox decided to take most of the channels by himself into trying to make a lot of varieties for whoever would like to waste their time looking at the screen.

Moxxie shrugged, and by grabbing the controller, both of them decided to turn the TV. Just to see something that made them both with their mouths dropped. A pentagram Moon Logo appeared as the breaking news appeared on the channel, with the Breaking News appearing on the television, revealing the Overlord Vox already dressed in his iconic navy blue suit and with his iconic screen face with an evil grin. And on the corner written in red letters 666news.

"Top of the hour everyone, breaking news already over here, we have a potential future premonition of incest happening around when the sinner Jerry finds himself for the first time dealing with the cruel misfortune cooking which he reveals he is going to have sex with his own mother," Vox said as he got up, and showed a picture of the said family who was in the Chinese Restaurant. "Trustful resources managed to have a confession in live air."

"Holy fuck Mox, one of the overlords is showing a record of the restaurant we were on. And look at that, oh shit, I should have polished my horn, because look at that, it looks dirty as shit." Blitzo commented as Moxxie felt himself sweating coldly... And then slowly looking at his hellphone, he then saw one thing that made him gulp dry...

A private audio from his wife... And afraid of what's going to happen, he decided to press the play, when he felt something unusual.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh thank you Moxxie, I really needed that, my whole day has been shitty, this is a fucking bomb. And that made my day." Velvette's voice came towards the hellphone, which made Blitzo stare at the audio and at the imp who had a bad feeling about that. "If you see Vox doing some crazy shit on television, don't mind him, it's just him using the cameras around and spying on everyone, so ignore him mostly. But anyway, I needed that, since these 2 fuckers had been laughing at me because I kinda revealed that I was married to you, and they have been laughing at me for 2 fucking hours. But what you did, really eased me up. Remind me to have crazy sex with you as a reward, later."

Moxxie blushed as Blitzo whistled from seeing his friend actually fixing a fucked up he did on the morning, but seeing Vox really destroying the social life the sinner had in Pride-Ring, it seems that fucker is going to be an embarrassment for the rest of his life before the extermination day.

Moxxie wasn't sure what to reply to his wife... On one side of him, he felt fucking bad about what happened to that person who just read the misfortune loudly, but on the other hand, he made his wife happy. So that gave a slight smile on his face since he remembered his own fortune. To become the person he always sought to be... Maybe that's why he wanted to give his all for Velvette and Carmilla since they are the only things that need for him to have a new life, a new start. And a family that he always has wanted.

"You're welcome." Moxxie gave a message, and on the next second, he got a message which made him read... "Come tomorrow to my apartment, I made my employees develop your new clothing for the interview, so you better be there at 8. Wow, I can't believe Velvette made my clothes."

"Oh, you have an interview?" Blitzo asked as they changed the channel, just to see Vox interviewing himself talking about the recordings around which Chinese Restaurant happened and even some explanations on where the fortune cookies came from. Moxxie and Blitzo would appreciate watching it later.

"Yeah, while I was checking on the email on the restaurant, I got a message from the company on Pride and said my curriculum got their eyes, so I need to be on that interview tomorrow afternoon, more for 4 p.m. "Moxxie explained as he even learned from Velvette on how to remind himself on the hellphone to make some notifications to pop up, and if anything else fails. His wife would be shouting in his ear at the next time he got his hellphone for a call.

"Well, break a leg," Blitzo said as he shrugged, knowing that possibly the imp would get this, since the time both of them worked together into leaving Greed Ring. "I know that you will get this."

"Thanks, Blitzo." Moxxie smiled, as the duo once again continued to watch Vox doing some crazy shit into explaining where the fortune cookies came from, especially some weird shit about coming from an asshole of an alien which sounded way more absurd than normal.

And from living in Pride RIng, it seems nothing never is going to be normal.