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Topic: Turkish March
In: GalarMusic
Congratulations to W_Brown. Their piece "Turkish March" has garnered the record for the most streamed piece in one day or 24 hours ever recorded with a whopping 2.4 million streams across different websites.
In our opinion, this musical piece is the peak of the classical genre, but its difficulty is also on an intermediate level of difficulty, making it all the more impressive, considering how excellent the piece is. We have formally invited W_Brown to the group "Musicians of Galar." We hope to hear his reply.
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Charlesz (Verified Musician)
Great piece. I'm trying to play it on my guitar, but I just can't get this transition right.
POTATO
CharleszYeah, no shit, it meant to be played on a piano, dumbass.
Amandaz (Verified Musician)
Same here. I'm trying to play the piece on my violin, and so far it sounds pretty good
Sobblelover1234
What does the Turkish part of "Turkish March" mean?
Galarnationalist3
Sobblelover1234, Honestly, I don't think anyone knows.
JOEE5Y
My musical piece is better than this!
Tealover
This man has a hearing problem.
JOEE5Y
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FILE1 (Moderator)
One last warning JOEE5Y.
Pokétheory (Verified Researcher)
Quite suspicious that a person with no track record of making music randomly gets to the top of the charts?
JUSTGIVEMEAUSERNAME
I think it is just pure talent.
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FILE1 (Moderator)
[Banned] We don't need bots on this website.
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_JOSHISCOOL_
I am just here to congratulate the man.
E6
I am just here to listen to the music again
TEAMYELL47538450
Piers's music is better!
TEAMYELL4376892
Yeah!
TEAMYELL2244567
I agree!
Poshrock
Who the fuck are these guys?
SEVENLADS
It's Team Yell, they have been saying that all other musical works that weren't made by Pier sucks.
Poshrock
Ah, thanks.
1forbread
What the hell happened in the past 24 hours?
Anon
To summarise, at around 10 pm the musical piece "Turkish March" was posted on the music forum, in a few minutes the piece had garnered 300 views, and in 10minutes it had garnered 3 thousand views, in an hour it was at the top of the forum. Its popularity grew to the point it started to spill out of respective forums, it was posted everywhere, from battle forums to debate forums. People even started to re-upload the work onto different websites. At 5 am it had reached 2 million views, passing the previous record by a landslide. This then got to the ears of the most influential people of Galar, even Chairmen Rose mentioned the piece online. It would not surprise me that their next piece would far surpass this one.
GalarisDaBest
Take that Kalosian scum! This proves that we are and have always been superior to you in music!
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Classicenjoyer
This piece will go down in history.
Oldschool
All these young people nowadays saying that rock music is the best, clearly they were wrong!
Glorydays
There was a time when classical was the only genre, but that all changed when rock music was invented in Unova, soon all the classical pieces were replaced with that rubbish, I couldn't even listen to the damn music without having a headache. It is nice knowing that some people still appreciate classical music.
Clockmaster
As an old-timer myself, this piece brings back nostalgic memories.
EDMISLIFE
Who let Grandpa on the computer?
Rock_and_coly
This sounds pretty good, but it's still nothing compared with rock music.
Wobbafetfan
Who the hell is Mozart?
WoolloSauce
IDK, probably his mentor or Smth.
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TASK4 (Moderator)
No scamming children, shame on you.
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So, this is the consequence of not posting anonymously, fame. I only meant to troll the Pokenet not become popular! At least they don't know my identity, W_Brown doesn't give any real hints besides my last name. At least I could make use of the situation and see the state of the musical world. I joined the group "Musicians of Galar" expecting to see many members, instead, I saw only twelve members in the group 'Quite an elite little group they have here.' I checked the members and found a name that I recognized, it was Pier 'Hmm, I should've expected him to be in this group, after all, he does have some banger soundtracks. 'Well, there's no going back now, why don't I just play into the role of the musician.' The group mainly only talks about rating and criticism on their pieces 'Let's see what they think of this.' I went to download Hammerklavier and post it in the group. "Hey guys, it's me W_Brown, what do you think of my newest piece " I typed, I then muted the group before jamming out to some music. 'I hope no one I know of connects W_Brown with me, I mean what are the chances of tha-' My phone rang, and I went to pick up the phone "Hel-" I got interrupted "SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A MUSICIAN!" Mah fuckin ears! "Stop screaming man, my eardrums are about to fail me if you keep this up." That was the loudest thing I had ever heard "Um, sorry." At least he had the decency to sound sheepish "So to answer your question, I was always one, I haven't played in a while." I had to come up with lies to avoid coming under suspicion "I don't remember the Pokémon center having any pianos." Thank god I was good at roleplaying "I played them while I was back at home and I only managed to finish editing my piece here." A believable excuse "Okay, then who is this Mozart fellow?" Uhh, shit "The man I took inspiration from." Well technically I plagiarised him, but no one alive could call me out for it "Can you keep it a secret though?" Almost there "Alright, I'll keep it a secret." Good, he believed me "Oh yeah your match with Milo is only a day away!" I had nearly forgotten about that "Me and my family booked tickets to see you, I even invited a few of my friends!" That was nice of him to do"Thanks, it means a lot to me" No it isn't really, the first gym is not even a challenge, I was doing my college essay while playing, and I didn't even remember the moves I used! "Oh yeah, wait a second Mum, I got to go now, see you during your match!" The call ended, "I should really prepare for the gym battle, even though Porygon can just solo the battle, I need experience for Rolycoly to evolve." so I took my Pokéballs and headed towards Route 4.
After finding a secluded part of Route 4, I released Rolycoly out of his Pokéball "Rolycoly?" I took out my phone and started to play montage music "Alright, see those Pokémons right there?" Rolycoly nodded "OK, I need you to beat them up." Rolycoly looked confused "Just trust me on this." Rolycoly proceeded to follow my commands.
After an hour or two of harassing innocent Pokémon, I realized that this was barely getting Rolycoly any experience 'I keep forgetting everything is real now and not a game.' I swapped tactics and headed towards the main road to battle some people."Hey you, let's battle!" I smiled 'Oh this will be fun.'
It was in fact, not fun at all, normally I would attempt to describe a battle, however, the battle was so pathetic I felt bad for the Pokémon involved, but what else could I expect fighting children? An epic battle on the likes of Pokémon Journeys? The fault lies in me. To summarise the battle, I just burnt the Pikachu to a crisp, the match was rigged from the beginning after all. I then proceeded to battle some more children and win, I think I was tuning out what they were saying and just spamming Incinerate on their poor Pokémon, the only good thing out got out of this endeavor was a few thousand dollars. I then went to the local restaurant I went to yesterday to try out the menu items I couldn't eat on my last visit.
After I finished eating my meal I headed back to my room. Once I got there I considered planning a way to beat Milo, but I decided to just wing it. I took out my phone to unmute the group, and almost immediately hundreds of messages filled the screen of my phone 'Jesus Christ!, just how many times did they message me?' The messages seem to be full of praises and congratulations on making a new piece in such a short amount of time 'If only they knew..' I considered posting Hammerklavier publicly, but I decided against it 'More fame won't do me any good right now' I was about to head to sleep when a thought came to me 'Can I still play games?' I clicked on Steam, expecting to find nothing but the website actually loaded, however, most multi-player games were deleted, but that was fine, I still had Super Mario Odyssey installed. I spent a few hours playing Super Mario Odyssey before I went to bed. I closed my eyes, waiting for sleep to take me in, my last thought before sleep was 'Tomorrow will be fun."
