A bit of dark humor involved.


"Katsuki, why did I cross the road?"

"To get to the other side? I don't fucking know."

"No."

"Cold soba?"

"No."

"School?"

"No."

"Your dad?"

"Along those lines."

"You wanted him to get hit?!"

"No. Maybe. Kidding."

"I can think of two other answers off the top of my head, and I don't like where they're going. Tch. Trying to get away from Endeavor? Or…trying to get hit because of Endeavor?"

"Neither are wrong, but neither of them are exactly right."

"I—"