It's April Fools' Day today, so I adjusted everything in the house to be at a very slight angle. Katsuki has a clock over his desk in the office, and he hates it when it's crooked, so that gave me the idea.

"Is it just my damn eyes, or is the TV crooked?"

"Maybe?"

"Why the hell is the stand crooked? Hah?! Oh, for fuck's sake, and the picture? The lamp, the rug… The entire room looks crooked now!"

"You're welcome."

"Shoto, what the hell?! This is gonna drive me crazy! Don't tell me the whole fucking house is crooked."

"'The whole fucking house is crooked.'"