Sexual references.
Shoto's kinda loopy from the meds he's been taking, and since he's napping, I decided to put some empty bottles of alcohol in his dorm—as well as some lube and condoms. I wanna see if I can get him to believe we really went at it when we've never even discussed doing it before.
"Mm… Katsuki?"
"What'd ya think of last night?"
"Hm?"
"Hah! You musta been wasted."
"I was drinking last night? I don't remember that."
"You were drunk to hell and back. Got real horny, and then, y'know."
"What?"
"What?"
"What's the 'y'know' about?"
"Don't tell me you don't remember."
"I…don't remember at all. What did I do?"
Oh my God, he believes me.
"Babe. There's lube right next to you."
HIS FUCKING FACE. OH MY GOD.
"No… You're kidding, right?"
"Tell that to my aching ass."
Literally covering his mouth with his hand. He's so damn cute.
"You let me?"
HE BELIEVES MY BULLSHIT.
"Probably. I had a bit much to drink. But damn, for being drunk as fuck, you hit like a truck."
"We're…on the same page about this, right? I…"
"You fucked me like you were trying to break me last night."
"I think there's something horribly wrong with my meds. I… Was I enjoying it?"
"Pretty sure your face last night was a definite yes."
"I…"
"Babe, I'm kidding about this all. Nothing happened last night. Besides, you just took a short nap. And we both know you'd never be able to top me."
"I don't know what to believe anymore. But oh? You know, do you?"
"Oi, oi… Shoto…"
"We have everything right here."
"Hah?! I mean…"
"Do you want to test your statement out?"
"Tch… Fuck it. Knock yourself out."
"I was kidding."
"Fuck you!"
"Do you want to?"
"Y… You asshole!"
"I do have an asshole."
"Goddammit, Shoto!"
