"Being around you's like bein' around a cat."
"You're a pomeranian—you're smaller than a cat, Kat. You just have a lot of fluffy hair. Hiss."
"Okay, asshole. At least I don't jump like a cat if a kettle's put behind my back. Bark."
"I don't bark at everything that moves with a bark that wakes up the entire neighborhood at night."
"I'll either chew on you like a bone until nothing's left, or I'll lick you to death."
"Hiss."
"I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN, CATSTARD! YOU DID NOT JUST WHACK MY CHEEK WITH THE BACK OF YOUR FUCKING HAND!"
