Katsuki's sick, and every time he sneezes, he launches into the air and hits his head against the ceiling, so I've covered his dorm with pillows.

"Huh?! Shoto, why the fuck are there pi… THE CEILING TOO?!"

"You keep hitting your head against the ceiling."

"I feel like I'm in solitary confinem—EHH…ATCHU! Ow, fuck…"

"Damn, I forgot the door frame."

"Don't you fucking dare try, Shoto. My door won't be able to close."

"You don't know unless I try."

"GET YOUR ASS BACK H—HA-ATCHU!"

"Our dormitory will be fully encapsulated with pillows now."