I don't know if my neighbor is batshit crazy or what, but I was wondering what in the actual fuck was going on since the sound of banging metal interrupted my lunch yesterday. Turns out that this asshole with red and white hair was smashing kettles on the ground. What's his problem? And it was like he bought a whole damn kettle store out. And then… Oh, then. Then, as in today, HE STARTED MELTING MORE GODDAMN KETTLES! Pretty damn sure that man has some serious issues, or he's literally batshit crazy.
