I made a lifesize cardboard cut-out of Katsuki. I'm going to make it look like I'm cuddling with someone else on the couch tonight to see his reaction.

"CARE TO FUCKING EXPLAIN WHO THE HELL THAT IS, SHOTO?"

"Not really. But I do love him with all of my heart."

I kissed the cardboard cut-out of Katsuki.

"THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR SHOTO AND FOR ME ON THIS COUCH. OI, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, THAT'S MY SHOTO, AND I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD MOUNTED OVER THIS TV IF Y—"

He paused with his mouth agape.

"I was lonely."

"Oh my fucking God, you asshole! I'll mount your ass over this TV! OI! Don't you run from me! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, DAMMIT!"