Fruitspunchsamurai-987: a true Mash moment. Always loved how in the original seires Finn is somehow the omniscient being when it comes to knowing what the hell Mash just did. Sounds fun for them to learn Fairy Tail magic
Yorozuya Forever: I kinda stole the joke about "Looking down on people" from one of the comments, maybe thats why it was so funny.
Vivian: the spider still can't grasp Mash's power. You are correct, that is what Levy was talking about.
Guest: b'u')b
Freakingname13: They are the most normal ones of their respective groups so they understand what is like to be surrounded by crazy people.
Stand Up Be Strong: It is not yet time for Mash to remove the weights. We would need an incredibly powerful oponent for that to happen.
Guest 2: My man treating Laxus like a giant gatorade bottle. Unison Raid: Fire Dragon's Tatical Nuke!
Nearsighted: they think dude is a monster. Erza's thoughts on the matter will be expanded more later
Guest 2: Mash understands the value of a good bitch slap.
Guest: they know how it is to be normal in an insane world.
It was another normal day at the Fairy Tail guild, all of the members were enjoying themselves, but there was something weird today… And it was the fact that our groups finally changed clothes, Mash was wearing a white tank top with a black jacket on top, with his black tight suit right under the tank top, black pants, black shoes, he really liked black, and brown fingerless gloves. Finn was wearing clothes similar to his uniform, being a button-up shirt, a red tie, blue pants, and brown shoes. Lemon was wearing a dress that went right below her kneecaps, it was a yellow dress with a lighted shade of yellow on the too most part
"Thanks for the book, Levy!" Lemon thanked her blue-haired friend
"No problem!" Levy said with a smile
"Levy is very nice." Finn said sitting down on a chair near the two girls
"Where are Lance and Dot?" Mash asked while looking around
"Now that you mention it, I haven't seen them today…" Finn said worried
Soon Mira ran down the stairs of the second floor, looking like she was in a panic about something
"Oh no! Master, one of the job requests on the second floor disappeared!" Mira said after getting to the first floor
That shocked everyone, so much that Makarov spit out the beer he was drinking. But one person who didn't seem surprised
"I know who took it." Laxus said while smoking a cigar "Yesterday I saw a cat grabbing one of the requests from there. A flying cat, by the way."
And like that the shock of everyone in the guild just increased, they all knew what that meant, even the newbies knew what that meant
"Happy!?" Mira yelled surprised
"That's not good." Mash said
"So that's why Lucy and Natsu aren't here!" Lemon said shocked
"And here I was thinking that Lucy was the more rational one…" Finn sighed while shaking his head until he realized something "Wait… That means that Dot and Lance went along with them!"
"They broke one of the main rules of the guild. Hey, geezer! When they come back they will be expelled from the guild, right?" Laxus said with an arrogant smile "But I'm sure they aren't coming back, even with it being four of them, they are too useless to be able to do an S Class job!"
"Laxus!" Mira approached him "If you knew, why didn't you stop them!?"
"I thought it was a random cat with a piece of paper in its mouth. I didn't know it was Happy or that Natsu was going to try and take an S-class job." Laxus answered and looked at Mira's expression "Been a while since I've seen that expression."
"Mira, calm down." Mash tried to calm the woman down but she immediately turned towards him, making Mash see her incredibly angry expression. The aura that the woman was emanating could only be compared to a demon ready to attack, so Mash's next course of action was obvious "Sorry."
Mash immediately ran away like his life was in danger, Finn and Lemon saw all of that and were completely terrified
"Mental note, don't anger Mira." the two thought at the same time
"Which one of the missions was taken?" Makarov asked
"the mission of the cursed island Galuna" Mira answered shocking Makarov
"The Demon Island!?" Makarov yelled
"Oh damn…" Finn said thinking of the trouble his two friends were in
"Laxus! Bring them back!" Makarov ordered
"Don't be ridiculous, I have my own job to do. There isn't a wizard in this place who can do things by themselves after all." Laxus said getting up and going away
"Who besides you has the strength to bring Natsu back!?" Makarov yelled
Someone was heard getting up, Makarov turned around and saw that the one who got up was Gray
"Gramps. That's a big insult." Gray said "I'll bring Natsu and the others back."
Another person then was also heard getting up, and this time it was Abyss, He and Abel also had new clothes, with Abyss wearing a light blue kimono with white details and Abel wearing a white button-up shirt and dark blue pants with a belt
"I'll also go." Abyss said "Dot and Lance are my responsibility after all."
The two then ran out of the guild, they could hear Gray saying "I don't need your help!" and Abyss shooting back "I'm not helping you."
"You aren't going along, Mash?" Finn asked
"I would but Erza said she needed me to go on a job with her, and I don't want to keep her waiting." Mash said, Finn could feel killing intent coming from Lemon while she murmured something about homewreckers "And also, Abyss and Gray are strong, they'll help them be alright."
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At the coast of Harujion town, Lucy, Natsu, Happy, Dot, and Lance were walking to the docks. Dot was wearing more punk-themed clothes, a black shirt with a massive explosion on it, and spiky wristbands. Lance was wearing a big hoodie with pockets right over his uniform, he really likes his uniform. And Lucy was wearing a white button-up shirt and a blue skirt.
"I haven't been here in so long! It was here we met for the first time, right?" Lucy said feeling nostalgic
"It hasn't even been a week." Lance said
"It really hasn't been that long." Natsu said
"Old lady Lucy!" Happy laughed
"WHY AM I THE ONE WHO HAS TO CARRY THE LUGGAGE!?" Dot yelled while carrying all of their luggage
"You wouldn't let a girl carry all of that, would you? And also, you are a super strong man so you can help me." Lucy said while putting a hand near her mouth and breaking rapidly
"Yeah, you're right. The protagonist needs to help the ladies with their problems." Dot immediately accepted being their luggage carrier just with that
"If someone has a pair of breasts, they can tell you to jump off a building and you'd do it." Lance said annoying Dot
"Alright! First we need a boat to get to Galuna Island!" Lucy said walking forward
"A boat!?" Natsu yelled scared, he ran towards Lucy and grabbed her by the shoulders "Impossible! We'll go swimming!"
"That's even more impossible, idiot." Lance said pulling Natsu by the ear
—
After several requests to the sailors at the docks to take them to Galuna they managed to not get a single boat, that island had the fame of being so dangerous that no one dared to get close
"Well, shit!" Dot said annoyed
"How is this possible?" Lucy said defeated
"Well, it's decided, we'll go there swimming!" Natsu said with a smile
"Swimming?" one of the sailors asked "That's suicide. Unless you're not scared of the man-eating sharks."
"Of course I'm not scared of them! I'll fry those fish!" Natsu said determined
"You can't use fire underwater." Lance said annoyed by the dragon slayer's stupidity
Lucy sits on a small wall while trying to think of something, they had to find some way to get to that island
"What to do…?" Lucy asked herself
"Like I said, we swim!" Natsu insisted
"We aren't going there swimming!" Dot yelled at him
While they were thinking about what to do two people appeared behind them, revealing themselves by putting their hands on their shoulders
"Found you." Gray said scaring the five
"Gray!? Abyss!?" Lucy yelled scared
"What are you doing here!?" Natsu yelled
"We received orders from the master to bring you back." Abyss explained
"The master already found out!?" Natsu yelled surprised
"I should have expected this…" Lance sighed
"If you come back now, maybe you'll be able to avoid expulsion." Gray said
"Expulsion!?" Dot and Lucy yelled scared
"We really didn't think about the consequences of our actions…" Lance said, noticing how this might have been a mistake… Well, they were already too far into this so might as well go until the end
"No way! I'm doing the S-class job!" Natsu yelled at Gray
"You're not an S-class mage! So no!" Gray shot back "And if Erza finds out what you did…"
"If Erza finds out!?" they all yelled scared
"Gray, help me, I was forced to come." Happy said hiding behind Gray
"Traitor!" Lucy yelled
"If she finds out I'll just show her who's boss! I ain't going back!" Natsu said
"Master's orders. You are coming back even if I have to drag you by force!" Gray said
"We are doing this mission." Lance said pointing his wand toward Gray
"Yeah! We are already here, so we aren't going back!" Dot said pulling out his wand
"You are going back." Abyss said pulling out his sword
"You better not cry when I beat you to the ground!" Gray said creating ice on his hand
"You wanna fight!?" Natsu yelled creating fire in his hand
"Everyone! Stop!" Lucy put herself between the five of them so they didn't start a fight
"Magic?" a sailor said looking at them "You guys are mages? So… you want to put an end to the curse on Galuna Island?"
"Yes!" Natsu yelled
"I won't let you!" Gray yelled
The sailor stared at that group, they seemed incredibly dysfunctional… but it was the only hope they had
"Get on." the sailor said
"Alright!" Natsu said excitedly, he then had an idea, and immediately knocked out Gray and Abyss
"Natsu!?" Lucy yelled in a panic
"Good one." Lance said while pulling Abyss into the boat while Natsu pulled Gray
"Why are we taking them!?" Dot asked in a panic
"If they go back, they will tell the master that we went on the mission, and if that happens then Erza comes after us." Lance explained scaring Lucy and Dot
"Let's go! Time for an S-class job!" Natsu said excited
—
Natsu was now experiencing motion sickness thanks to his dragon slayer powers. The trip to the Island was incredibly quiet, It was very weird how quiet it was actually
"This is making me very anxious." Lucy said trembling a little
"You guys kidnap us and say stuff like that!?" Gray said angrily
"Stop complaining." Lance ordered
"Of course not! You knocked us out and tired us up! And now we are going on a mission way beyond our capabilities!" Abyss said angrily after noticing that he and Gray were tied up
"Lucy, sit on Abyss' lap so he may pass out again." Lance said making Abyss immediately shut up "That's what I thought."
"Don't use me for those kinds of threats!" Lucy yelled
"Hey, old man. Why did you let us in the boat?" Gray said after seeing how arguing wasn't going to help
"My name is Bobo, I used to live on that island." the sailor said
"For real!?" Dot said surprised
"Yes. But I escaped just in time to not be affected by that curse." Bobo said looking at the horizon
"What kind of curse are we talking about?" Lance asked
"Misfortune will befall all who enter that island. Can you really free it from this demonic curse?" Bobo said showing them his arm, It was skinny and looked like wood but his forearm and hand had some kind of black exoskeleton, it was similar to a demon
The group looked at that with wide eyes, Lucy now being a lot more nervous with this entire situation. A cursed island that turns people into demons? Could that be truly possible?
—
Meanwhile, on that island, there was a group of people patrolling, a red-haired woman wearing a red and black babydoll, a man with large eyebrows, a guy with a dog-like face, a giant rat wearing the same clothes as the redhead, and a guy with short hair and carrying a massive shuriken
"The plan is working well." the man with the large eyebrows said
"Our master will for sure love this." the redhead said
"For sure! Nothing can stop us now!" the dog-faced guy said
"When our plan gets completed… It will be complete." the short-haired boy said in a deep way
The others stared at him for a small second
"So true, dude!" the dog-faced guy said
"My God…" the man with the large eyebrows sighed
And a new member os Magia Lupus appears but this time on the enemy team.
Lemon's list of possible homewreckers:
(Levy) my friend :D! Could never be a homewreker
(Lucy) is a hotter version of me! (Lucy: just eat healthy and drink lots of milk and you will be as pretty as me one day!) Possibly a homewreker
(Bisca) Shes cool and seems to be already interested in someone. Not a homewreker
(Mira) She terrifies me! (Mira: ara~) But is rather nice. Not a homewreker
(Erza) seems werdly interested in Mash... (Erza: he is a very intriguing person.) Very possibly a homewreker
(Laki) shes a little weird but has a good heart, I like her. Not a homewreker
(Virgo) THIS BITCH-(this rant had to be cut thanks to it being too long) Totally a homewreker! Assassination plan pending. First step: find out how to kill a spirit
Lucy: what are you writing?
Lemon: NOTHING!