"Shoto, remember when you thought everyone in the class got you cold soda for your birthday?"

"I was sad but grateful."

"You looked like you were going through an existential crisis when I started eating cold soba right in front of you."

"It was cruel, Katsuki."

"And then everyone drank their sodas because they never handed them to you."

"I died a little on the inside."

"And then we shoved a whole-ass buffet of cold soba in your face. I still have a picture of your precious little smile when you saw the soba that was meant for you."

"Oh, I wasn't smiling at the soba."

"Hah?!"

"I was smiling because you were smiling. I love you and your smile more than cold soba."

"STOP MAKING ME FUCKING BLUSH, GODDAMMIT! I HATE YOU!"