I was just walking home from work, and this guy with red and white hair came strolling down the street with bags overflowing with soba noodles. There were bags hanging from his bags, multiple bags on his arms, bags around his ankles, bags around his neck, bags around his fucking belt, even. This fucking guy was balancing a box of soba on his head and carrying a bag of soba packages in his mouth. And, as expected, the dumbass tripped. This grown-ass man was crying on the street because he dropped his soba.