Raremeat: his personal magic is the damage transfer, the healing is the cane's ability
guest: here it is
yogaratw607: it will be a situation. Well I'm plannning for her to be a take-over user so you're kinda right. Spot,Spotty, and Spottington have fire, lighting, and ice, like the one from Devil May Cry. Probably rather different thanks to the presence of the new guys. I'll think about it. I'll have to rewatch those Ova first. Yeah I have, like them a lot despite being ass at them
Animefan13579: Lemon in S gear?
leonardo18anime: Orter is like Byakuya, they think they are the hottest shit around when they really aren't. Well, it is a government, so most of the people involved have to agree. And don't worry abojut Orter and Mash fighting, the original arc is called tournament against the divine visionaries, do with that as you will
guest: sounds fun.
jss2141: thank you so much, most of it I steal from other animes, Like Lance' is just him copying Gojo from JJK
getwo: ngl, I'd watch that magic show. Yeah, I know. Carpaccio is strong as hell. Mash having his arm cut off "Mash: its just a fleshwond./Lucy: your arm fell off!/Mash: no it didn't.". My favorite moment of the times Mash was stabbed was against Domina, where he jus stabbed Domina back with his weapon, that was awesome.
Cana and Dot continued exploring the tower, trying to find what way could lead them to Jellal. Their plan was that if they could get to that path first, they could intercept Sho and save Erza! Dot thought it was a great plan while Cana was just going along with it because she couldn't think of anything better at the moment
"Alright, now we are at the tower's kitchen…" Dot said looking around
The two found themselves in a massive kitchen-like location, having a massive dinner table in the center and various kitchen appliances around. Sitting down at one of the seats is a man wearing a dark green tuxedo and holding a fork and a knife in his hands
"Oh look, it seems like dinner has arrived." the weird man said in a dignified way
"Yeah, this guy already gives me the creeps." Cana said while glaring at him
"I'm one of the criminal canes. My name is Jon Pierre." the man said getting up and pointing his utensils at them "Kitchenz."
When he said that, a massive kitchen knife and a fork went flying at the two mages, however, they managed to react quickly and jumped to the side to avoid the said attack, the utensils hitting the wall behind them and destroying it
"What the hell!? What is this? Kitchen magic!?" Dot yelled confused
"Indeed." Jon answered like it was completely normal "Now let's begin serving this meal. Kitchenz."
He created another fork and knife and tried to hit the two, Cana jumped to avoid the knife and landed on top of it, using it as a platform as she jumped higher and toward Jon
"I'm going to assume you are working with Jellal, so we'll be kicking your ass and then making our way to kick his too!" Cana yelled and picked three cards from her pocket, joining them in her hand and pointing at Jon "Summoned Lightning!"
And with that, a lightning bolt was blasted towards the kitchen mage, who summoned a giant spoon in front of him and reflected the attack back at her, making Cana widen her eyes and mover her body back, dodging the attack by a thread and back flipping back onto the ground
"Good try, but I think only a spoonful of that is enough for me." Jon said in a slightly arrogant tone, still having not move from his seat
"How about this then! Explomb!" Dot yelled and blasted the kitchen mage with a fireball, that was cut into two by a knife he had summoned, but Dot instead of panicking, he smirked "Nice try! But taste the power of my new spell! Explosive Grenade!"
Dot then lifted up two fingers, and as the fireball began to explode, the explosion had a magic circle appear around it, making it reform into a fireball. Dot then pointed his fingers forward and the fireball went straight into Jon's face, exploding at point blank and sending him flying backwards
"Boom, motherfucker!" Dot yelled "I learned that my magic here doesn't only allow me to make explosive fireballs, but also makes me be able to control explosions! Basically, it's an attack that's impossible to dodge!"
"Isn't Explosive Grenade a very redundant name? It's like saying 'a round circle'." Cana said making Dot blink
Dot then fell to his knees, looking down in complete depression since a hot chick thought the coolest attack name he could think of was lame. Maybe he will change the spell name…
"Kitchenz!"
His depression was interrupted when various kitchen utensils flew at them, causing the two mages to dodge the attack quickly, rolling on the ground as Jon seemed to have taken heavy damage from that attack
"You dumb brat, I shall make sure that when I kill you, I'll cook your flesh using the fat from that harlot's breasts and delight myself in your taste!" Jon yelled, making the two mages from Fairy Tail feel disgusted
"EWWWWW! YOU NASTY ASS BASTARD!" Dot screamed
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Cana screamed while covering her breasts with her hands
"Now, you two die! You donkeys! My ultimate spell! Kitchenz Secondth!" Jon began, putting his fork and knife together
"A Secondth!?" Dot yelled surprised
"Malevolent Kitchen Nightmare!"
When he said that, behind him a massive stove demon formed, looking like some kind of demonic shrine with a skeletal mouth in its center, flames began to be shot out of it as several flame slashes were sent towards them, making Dot and Cana jump back to try and dodge the attacks
"Shit!" Dot cursed as one of the slashes almost hit him
Cana acted fast and created a wall of cards in front of them, protecting them from the slashes for now
"Okay, now to think of a plan…" Cana closed her eyes and began to think
It seemed that this spell was targeting them in specific, not hitting the other things in the room, so that Jon guy must have control of what it attacks. Cana thought that if they could distract him in some way it would create an opening for them to charge at him quickly and hit him with a knock-out hit
"Got it." Cana nodded while opening her eyes, having formulated a plan on how to win "Dot!"
"Yeah? What is iiiiiiiiiiiii-" Dot looked at Cana and widened his eyes when he saw her taking off her shirt "Huminahuminahuminahuminahuminahumina…"
"I have a plan for us to win, but I need you to cooperate with me on this one, got it?" Cana said in a rather serious tone
"Whatever you say, mama." Dot seemed to be in a trance however
"Are you even paying attention!?"
"Of course I'm paying attention to you, boobs." Dot began to drool but Cana slapped him over the head to wake him up
"You can oggle my tits later! Now we are in a dangerous situation! Got it!" Cana yelled making Dot straighten his posture and salute her
"YES MA'AM!"
"Alright, so here's the plan…"
Jon was on the other side of the barrier, still throwing the fire slashes, trying to destroy it. Until the barrier began to deform and a shadow moved to his side, he acted fast and slashed the shadow various times! Only to see that it was actually only a shirt
"What!?"
"Grenade Launcher!"
After hearing Dot's screaming he saw various fireballs falling right in front of him and exploding, raising a smokescreen, since he couldn't see a target he couldn't order his giant stove to slash at random directions. This Secondth worked that as long as he could see his target, he could send unlimited fire slashes at them, but since he was blinked now
"Heat Seeking Missile!"
Jon widened his eyes in shock, he had a new spell already!? Was he just creating these on the spot? Jon got ready to block whatever was coming, and it was a fireball that came from below, but it suddenly jumped through him from above, missing the kitchen mage, but then the fireball hit him in the back, causing a massive explosion and sending him flying
"It was the same spell as before!" Jon realized, Dot had just changed its name
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Behind the barrier, both Cana and Dot are discussing the plan
"So, I'll throw my shirt to one side to distract him while I'm undoing the barrier. We will run the other way so we are still hidden behind it when he attacks it, you will use your explosions to create a smokescreen and then attack him from behind. That will give us an opening to attack him with all we got and finish this!" Cana explained the plan
"It's a pretty simple plan but I got it! Also, when we attack can we scream 'die a million times'?" Dot asked
"Why?"
"It's my catchphrase! And a good protagonist always says his catchphrase when he beats the villain!" Dot explained making Cana give him an unamused look
"Sure…"
"Fuck yeah!"
—
Various fireballs appeared around Jon as he flew while Cana there various cards towards him, making the kitchen mage widen his eyes in shock
"Machine Gun Explomb!"
"Sun's Strength!"
"Die a million times!" the two mages screamed at the same time as the two attacks hit Jon, causing a massive explosion blowing him away, and destroying the stove. Jon fell on the ground, burned and unconscious while Cana and Dot high-fived
"Let's go!" Dot yelled
"Not too bad Dot. I'm impressed." Cana said while putting her hands on her hips and smirking
"Hey, what can I say? I'm the type of guy who stands on business when needed!" Dot said in a proud tone
"Haha, yeah, sure thing stud. Now come on, we still have a job to do!" Cana laughed and then ran out of the room
"Oh yeah! Don't worry Erza, we are coming to your rescue!" Dot ran right after her
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Abyss and Abel were walking through the tower, getting inside a room that resembled an abandoned playground, it had a very creepy air to it but they didn't seem to care, they were used to creepy atmospheres since they had an entire base of operations on a school's basement
"Master Abel, keep your eyes open. We may be ambushed at any time." Abyss informed Abel
"Understood. And you know you don't have to call me master, right?" Abel said
"Yes, I know, Master Abel," Abyss said making Abel sigh
"Well, I guess there's nothing we can do about that, Mother."
As they were walking, Abel heard a baby crying, turning to the side he saw an abandoned stroller with a small baby inside of it, crying and calling for its mother
"What is this? Did Jellal even kidnap a small baby to use as a sacrifice for his plans? How despicable can he be…?" Abel thought while walking towards the stroller
"Baebiez." the baby said making Abel widen his eyes
Abel then was hit by a magical energy wave, closing his eyes before feeling a lot shorter and a lot weaker. Opening his eyes he saw that he was about the size of his puppet, Mother. He had become a baby! Baby Abel had the same hair but now his clothes were way too big for him and he had a little purple pacifier in his mouth
"Goo-goo!? (What is this!?)" Abel made baby noises incredibly confused, it was just like in the casino
The baby in the stroller then began to transform, revealing itself to be that weird person that they met at the casino before, they were laughing maniacally while looking at the little baby Abel
"Hohohohoho~! So we meet again! My name is Sitter Baby, and I'm one of the six criminal canes. As you can see, my magic can turn whoever I want into a baby, removing their skill and experience. Oh, I just love killing them when they are so weak and helpless, that's why small children are the best to kill." the sadistic weirdo said with a smile
"Gaa gaa… (What a sick bastard…)" Abel said while hugging his puppet
"Begone now. Nalcos." Sitter pointed its rattle at Abel, blasting a small magic projectile at them
Abel began to crawl away, putting his puppet on his back and escaping the attack, he couldn't let him hurt Mother, and with this body he couldn't fight and protect her at the same time. He needed to find Abyss
"Master Abel! Where are you?" Abyss yelled out for him, alerting baby Abel
Abel crawled towards Abyss at mach speed, trying to get his attention
"Goo! Goo! (Abyss! I need your help!)" Abel yelled out making Abyss look at him
Abyss had a confused look for a second before staring at the baby Abel for a few seconds, putting a hand on his mouth, blushing, and having his eyes sparkle
"Master Abel is so cute…"
Abel gave Abyss an unimpressed look before he heard Sitter approaching once again
"Baebiez."
Abyss reacted fast and grabbed Abel off the ground, jumping back and dodging the magic waves, pulling out his sword while cradling baby Abel on his arm while he held on to his puppet
"I see, it's that weirdo again. He must be the one responsible for making Master Abel so adorable and huggable. I'd thank him but he seems to also be trying to kill him, so I must not let my happiness that the better of me. I'll protect baby Master Abel and quickly defeat this creep." Abyss thought while lifting up his sword, looking back at the little baby Abel who was playing with his puppet's hand, blushing once again and closing his eyes "But he is just so cute!"
Sitter smiled and threw a baby rattle at Abyss who easily dodged the attack, however, when it fell on the ground, it made a noise, making little baby Abel crawl towards it and begin playing with it while looking super happy
"Waa waa waa!" Abel did cute baby noises
"Eh!?" Abyss looked around in shock and found Abel "Master Abel! Don't run off!"
"Ghg! Damm it! My baby instincts took control of me!" Abel cursed his baby mind
"Don't worry! I'll protect you!" Abyss ran to try and grab Abel
"Baebiez!" however Sitter had already cast his spell
Abyss widened his eyes before also being turned into a baby, falling on top of Abel, his kimono was now also too big for him but he had a baby-sized eyepatch on his eye and a blue pacifier on his mouth
"Dammit! I was too careless…" Abyss cursed himself, now he was also adorable and huggable
"Goo goo, daa daa. (It's okay Abyss. It wasn't your fault.)" Abel made baby noises to try and comfort Abyss
"Gaa goo… (I can't understand you, Master Abel…)" however, none of the two spoke baby…
"Nalcos!" Sitter tried to blast the two of them with another magic attack
The two baby mages were blasted away, rolling around the ground until they hit a wall, shaking their heads and looking at Sitter
"Baa buu! (Don't worry, I'll beat him!)" Abyss said while trying to pick up his sword… and failing because it was too big and heavy thanks to his new baby strength "Waaaa! (Oh no! I can't pick up my sword!)"
"Hohoho! Good try, but thanks to your new form, you can only use 10% of your magic! There's no way you can beat me!" Sitter yelled and shot another Nalcos at them, making the two babies crawl away
"Waaaaaa!" Abyss yelled
The two kept dodging the attacks until Sitter threw another rattle on the ground, getting their attention and making them walk back to it with a very happy smile
"Waa waa waa!" the two babies did cute baby noises
Before they got blasted by another Nalcos, making them fly away in pain
"Damm these baby instincts!" Abyss cursed himself
"There's no way you can beat me! You might just kneel down and di-" Sitter began before his arm turned into the one of a puppet and punched him in the face, immediately knocking him out
Abyss gaped and then looked at Abel, who managed to get his wand and point it at him
"Marioness Sectional Change." Abel thought the name of the spell
"Master Abel countered the lowering of our magic power by focusing his spell on a single member… How amazing!" Abyss said impressed
The two then returned to their normal form, Abyss was going to say something before Abel continued his walk, deciding to ignore such a disgusting opponent, making Abyss nod and do the same
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Milo was walking around with two strangers, Tagi and Cyclone, he had no idea why he was along with them but they were strong so he didn't have to do much now
"I was supposed to be a prodigy… But now I've found so many people who are overwhelmingly stronger than me… I need to be stronger… Much stronger…" Milo thought while looking up. There has to be a way for him to get stronger fast
While they walked through the corridor they ended up finding a random guy with scissors in his hand
"Prepare to be cut up! I'm one of the criminal canes-"
And with that Cyclone lifted one finger and that person flew up, hitting the ceiling, and Tagi jumped right after, pulling out her sword for a second and slashing him across the chest, knocking him out
"How boring. Let's go." Cyclone said while she floated through the hall
Milo frowned, this couldn't continue… He was going to get stronger, he was the prodigy, he was a genius, he was supposed to be the strongest… He was going to be the strongest…
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Mash was walking through the halls, being completely lost. He looked around trying to make sense of the situation. He walked inside a room with an incredibly big window pointing to the sea, it was a very pretty view
"I'm lost." Mash admitted
"..." a random guy just stared at Mash while pointing his wand at him
Mash looked back at him and then punched that guy in the face, knocking him out instantly. From what he was told, which was a super abridged version of the story by Finn, he was to knock out whoever wasn't with them at the moment so this was the right course of action
"Hmm… Well, that was easy." Mash said before feeling something dangerous behind him
He quickly turned around and clasped his hands together, catching a massive axe in his hands, he looked up and saw who was there fighting him, it was a massive Minotaur who had Mash as his target. The random guy there probably set him as the target for this monster, but Mash wasn't going to let it win this fight. He kicked it in the gut, making it skid back, giving Mash some space
"Alright, guess I'm fighting a buff cow." Mash felt like hitting a buff cow felt familiar, probably something to do with an ice mountain
The Minotaur huffed some hot hair from his nose and appeared in front of Mash, trying to slash him with his axe, hitting Mash and splitting him into two… only for the muscle mage to disappear and appear behind me
"That was only my afterimage." Mash said before kicking the Minotaur in the back, sending it stumbling across the ground
However, the creature rolled back up and charged back toward Mash, trying to slash him with his axe, but Mash dodged every single hit before grabbing the axe and pulling him close, punching the creature in the face and making it roll on the ground, the muscle mage appeared behind him and kicked him in the head, however, this time it didn't even flinch
"Hm?" Mash was confused but then the Minotaur grabbed his leg
It then slammed Mash on the ground, cracking the entire room thanks to the strength that was used, however, the boy wasn't there anymore, the Minotaur felt something grabbing his legs and then he was pulled down, having only his head sticking off the ground, and right after that Mash appeared in front of him, ready for a kick
"Quadriceps Magic: Guillotine Kick." and then kicked it in the face, making it be dragged through the ground until hitting a wall, making a hole trail where it passed
The Minotaur still wasn't down, it seemed to be getting more and more resistant with each hit, Mash needed to defeat this guy quickly but suddenly that Minotaur smirked, pulling its axe revealing it to be some kind of chained axe weapon, spinning the part with the blade while staring Mash down
"Cool." while Mash had a complete non-reaction
The Minotaur then charges at Mash at amazing speeds, moving around the entire room in milliseconds, Mash followed its movements with his eyes however it was hard to try and find a way to hit him. The Minotaur had a big smile on it's face while charging towards Mash, getting ready to hit him with his whip axe
"Triceps Magic: Ballista Knuckle Shot." Mash said, instantly crossing his fingers while forming a fist with his hand, turning around towards the Minotaur, ready to punch him
The Minotaur reacted fast and jumped away to dodge the punch, however, the hit was so fast and powerful that it ended up creating a massive sonic boom, the pressure of the air created by the punch traveling to the Minotaur and hitting it straight in the stomach, sending it flying backwards and crashing into a wall, before Mash got in a running position and glared at the creature
"Hamstrings Magic: Big Bang Tackle." Mash said before charging at the creature
The creature widened its eyes while Mash put his arms in front of his body in an X formation, tackling the creature with all his strength, the impact of the hit echoing through its body and cracking its ribs. Mash ran forward, destroying all the walls in his way, using the Minotaur as what was breaking them.
When he got near the end of the tower he drifted to the side, going back into the same set of walls, breaking a second wall through them. He moved so fast through said walls he ignited into flames, just like a meteor, until he got back to the room where the fight started, stopping his round and letting the Minotaur fly away, but Mash wasn't done, he took this opportunity to jump towards him and flip on the air, kicking him into the ground and cracking the entire room even more
"How about that?" Mash asked but then suddenly the Minotaur grunted and opened his eyes back, them being completely red, alerting Mash and making him jump away
The Minotaur hit the ground with one arm and span around in the air, landing on his feet while doing a menacing pose, he had lost his weapon thanks to that tackle but he wasn't going to give up on this fight so easily
"So, it seems you are a worthy opponent." The Minotaur said with a booming voice
"Oh, so you can talk." Mash said genuinely surprised
"But don't be mistaken, this isn't even my final form." The Minotaur said before flexing
It flexed as hard as it could, its muscles expanding and itself getting taller, a dark aura emanating from it before it stood towering above Mash who just looked unbothered
"This is my true power, using all of my magic to upgrade my physical capabilities, I've been undefeated among all of the Minotaurs. Do you think you can beat me now, Mash Burnedead?" the Minotaur asked while making a fist with one of his hands
"You just made yourself a bigger target." Mash said while giving it a deadpan stare
The Minotaur stared at Mash and took a step forward, disappearing and reappearing in front of Mash to try and punch him, the muscle mage however managed to react to the attack, spinning to the side to dodge the punch and kicking the monster on the chest, blasting it to the side
"Hmph." the monster huffed and tried to punch Mash once again, the kick not having done much to him
And the creature managed to hit Mash, however, he didn't even flinch…
"Full Muscles Magic: Titanium Armor." Mash said, flexing all of his muscles, creating an indestructible armor with them
The Minotaur widened its eyes in shock at seeing such powerful muscles, but he quickly got out of the shock, beginning to punch him without stopping to try and break this armor but it was impossible, his muscles were just too strong
"Oh yeah." Mash realized, pulling out a bottle from his coat
The Minotaur got confused at what he was seeing. What was this boy doing?
"I forgot to drink my protein shake earlier." Mash said, preparing his shake in the middle of the fight
The Minotaur was too stunned to react to that, letting Mash finish his shake and drink it, and after he finished his aura of sheer power expanded tenfold, making the Minotaur shake
"Alright, now it's my turn to attack." Mash said while cracking his knuckles
Mash then disappeared from view, appearing right in front of the Minotaur and punching him in the gut, sending him skidding through the ground. Mash then appeared in front of him once again and tried to punch him, the monster tried to block the attack but it was too powerful, breaking his defense and allowing Mash to hit him with a kick to the chest. The monster was being overwhelmed by this boy, the strongest of all of the Minotaurs was being overpowered by a random human boy! He couldn't let that slide!
He tried to punch Mash, who jumped to dodge the attack and landed on top of his arm, Mash did a breakdance move and hit the Minotaur in the face. The monster tried to punch Mash by using his other arm, but the muscle mage did a frontflip and dodged the hit, counter-attacking with a headbutt to his face, making them stumble back
"Don't you think you can beat me!" the Minotaur yelled, reading the biggest punch he ever did, focusing all of his power on his fist
Mash returned the attack in the same coin, punching his punch, causing a massive impact that echoed around the entire tower, breaking all of the windows and getting the attention of everyone in it, and also making Jellal smirk. The Minotaur was blasted back thanks to the attack, the entire room falling apart thanks to the damages that was caused to it, making Mash get an idea, lifting his hand and putting it in the position for a flick
"Finger Extensor Magic: Shooter Cannon." Mash said as everything began to move in slow motion for him, seeing a piece of the room falling right in front of his finger, flicking it and sending it towards the Minotaur like the bullet from a sniper
The fragment pierced right through the head of the Minotaur, making it explode in a cloud of magic, Mash sighed while looking around
"Oh, so it was probably an illusion." Mash assumed, however all the destruction still continued
The muscle mage shrugged, running off that room in search of Erza
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Jellal smirked as he watched the fist-shaped piece on his chessboard, nodding and looking up
"Mash Burnedead, the wild card along with Natsu. You are among the strongest wizards in Fairy Tail and it hasn't even been a month since you entered it." Jellal laughed to himself "You deserve a title. The Muscle of Fairy Tail. Yes, that sounds good… I shall kill you myself when you try to stop me."
Jellal grabbed the fist piece and laughed, awaiting the moment when he would kill this crazy brat
And this concludes another chapter, next chapter we get a rematch!
this week we don't have an episode so sadge moment
The fight against the Minotaur was based on Gojo vs Toji (literally did a hollow purple moment with the flick) and Garou vs Darkshine.
Baby mages
Lemon and Mash babies
Virgo taking care of both of them: well, this is new. *baby Lemon was punching Virgo while baby Mash was hugging a creampuff while sleeping*
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Finn baby
*baby Finn was looking at Lucy, Levy, and Natsu*
Natsu: hey little guy! You like dragons?
*baby Finn blinks before he begins crying, being scared of how loud Natsu is*
Natsu: eh!?
Lucy: damm Natsu, look what you did! *picks up baby Finn and trie to calm him down*
Levy: what a sensitive baby...
Elfman: showing his emotions and being vulnerable around who he cares is MANLY!
*baby Finn cried even more*
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Dot baby
*he was holding on onto Cana's top before she took him out of it*
Cana: you're a little troublemaker huh?
*Dot kept trying to grab Cana, this time grabbing her nose*
Cana: pfft, okay, you're too cute for me to be mad at.
*Cana puts Baby Dot on her chest while she goes back to drinking, Baby Dot looks smugly at the other pervets in the guild*
Macao: what a little shit...
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Lance baby
Juvia: *shows baby Lance to Gray* we now have a child Gray!
*baby Lance glares daggers at Gray*
Gray: why does the baby looks so hateful!?
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Love baby
*was on top of Lucy's head all the time, just taking a nap*
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Rayne baby
*Erza was holding him in her arms*
Erza: Mira, how do I take care of a baby?
Mira: oh, don't worry! It's easy. You see his face *points at baby Rayne's deadfish face* That means he's hungry, that means we need to breast feed it.
Erza: Ah, yes, that makes complete sense.
*baby Rayne looks at the camera and lifts up a sign "Two beautiful girls taking off their shirts because of something this stupid. Fanservice everyone. Help me."*