So, I'm working at a fastfood place, and this asshole goes through the drive thru and orders, and I quote, 'a cold, plain cheeseburger.' I asked him what he meant, and he repeated the same damn line. What did he expect us to do—wait twenty minutes before giving him his burger?! He said he didn't want a hot one, so y'know what we gave this freak with red and white hair? A plain, frozen patty with two slabs of ice as the buns.