Episode 9: Time to Evil!
Recap
Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Return of the All-Stars, Don from the Ridonculous Race guest stared in the cooking challenge where both teams had to bake a cake for me, Chef and Don. Team Bull thought that they have won immunity, but that was before MK and Sugar put laxatives in their cake and gave us diarrhea, and now as a result, they have been voted off. Who's gonna be next to get eliminated? Find out right here on...
A sack was put on him and it was revealed that Max and Scarlett were the ones who did it.
Max: Total... Drama... Return of the All-Stars! Now let's kidnap Chef and convince feral Ezekiel to help us get revenge on them for not letting us compete this season!
Scarlett: Good idea!
After the opening sequence, a helicopter arrives on Boney Island and it lands outside the fun zone. A letter was given to one of the mutants and they delivered it to Ezekiel. He reads it and he smiles evil because he gets to get revenge on Chris. He then whistles and convinces all the mutants to help him. Larry refuses to help and decided to stay behind. Ezekiel accepts his decision and then all the mutants get inside the crate and the helicopter flies to Australia.
The next morning, it was time for everyone for their next challenge.
Ripper: Where are Chris and Chef? Why did one of the interns call us here?
Jo: Why should we care, Ripper Pants Open?
Ripper: Hey! That only happened a few times!
Julia was angrily folding her arms when Heather giggles at her mullet.
Julia: I'm sorry! At least I didn't go bald, Old Heather!
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Ugh! I want to smack that rookie across her mullet having face!
End of Confessional
An intern pushes a monitor towards them.
Bowie: Um, what's with the monitor?
The intern turns it on and it shows Max and Scarlett cackling evilly.
Max: Hello Fools! Remember us?!
Sky: How did you guys escape that insane asylum?!
Scarlett: That is none of your business! We're here to get revenge on Chris for not inviting us to compete this season!
Leshawna: Yo! Some of our friends didn't get invited to compete this season, but they don't think about getting back at Chris!
Max: Oh really? Well, That's not what one of your old friends said! In fact, he has the two hosts and he has help from the season 4 mutants! Introduce yourself, Feral Ezekiel!
The monitor shows Ezekiel and he roars loudly with a bunch of mutants with him.
Zoey: Is that Ezekiel?!
Cameron: EZEKIEL?!!!
He hides behind Owen and is super terrified.
Julia: Um, what's with him?
Gwen: Last time we faced Zeke, he kidnapped Chris and we had a challenge where we had to find and save him. After that, he captured everyone except for me and Cameron and he nearly got Cameron killed by falling rocks.
Cameron: He basically broke my entire body and I've been afraid of him.
Julia: I bet he also ruined your hopes of defending your win from the previous season. (She laughs, making everyone glare angrily at her.) What?
Max: Anyways, if you want to know where Chris and Chrf are, take a look at this!
The monitor shows Chris and Chef dangling in a cage near the same cliff where Chase fell off.
Scarlett: The mutants are our new minions now and if you try to save them, you will be doomed as well!
Max and Scarlett cackle evilly and walked away.
Chris: Campers, your next challenge is to come here and save me and Chef!
Chef: You have to stop Max, Scarlett, Ezekiel and the mutants from Revenge of the Island! The team who saves me and Chris wins immunity and a special award while the losing team sends two people home.
Chris: You just hurry and save us!
The monitor clicks off.
Shawn: Ezekiel's a zombie!
He screams.
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: I knew it! The zombie apocalypse is coming! Everyone, take your kids to a safe place and hide!
End of confessional
Jasmine: Don't worry. I'll protect you if Zeke tries anything funny!
Shawn: Thanks Jasmine.
Beth: Aw! They're so cute together!
Owen: Let's not waste time! We must save Chris and Chef!
Julia: Um, why should we?
Owen: Because we won't win a million dollars if they die.
Sky: Well, you do have a fair point.
Shawn: I'm already a millionaire from my debut season, but I split the money with Jasmine. But anyways, let's go and save them!
Ripper: But we don't even know where they are!
Noah: I think they are the same cliff Chase fell off.
Beth: Don't remind me!
Julia: Why not? Because you could've gotten voted for attempted murder?
Beth: For the last time, it was Dave!
Leshawna: Yo! Quit getting all up in her business! Now let's just save the boy and get this over with!
They all left the campsite.
Later, they are currently in the bus of shame and on the way to where Chris and Chef were held captive.
Cody: What are those two up to?
Jasmine: Something bad obviously.
Shawn: I can't believe Zombie Zeke is back! What are we gonna do?
Jo: Calm down, Zombie Boy! We'll stop them!
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: Next time we lose, Zombie Boy goes home and we can eliminated Outback Stinkhouse as well!
End of Confessional
Ripper: How did you guys even deal with those mutants for the whole season?
Zoey: Chris turned the island into a toxic waste dump!
Cameron: Not to mention that Dakota became a mutant because of that.
Julia: Wow. Not even I would do something like that.
Alejandro: At least you guys didn't spend a year in a robot suit like I did.
Beth: Didn't Scott end up in that trauma chair?
Scott: Don't remind me, Beth!
Owen: I'm hungry.
Noah: Dude, you literally ate breakfast.
Bowie: He's right.
Owen: But I'm hungry again.
Julia: Calm down, fatty! You don't need to eat anymore!
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: Whenever I go on really long trips, I get really hungry. (He farts.) And gassy.
End of confessional
The bus of shame arrives at the cliff and all the remaining contestants exit it. They all saw the mutants looking at them with evil looks.
Bowie: Okay... This is gonna end badly.
Screen fades to black as the commercial break starts.
After the commercial break, all the mutants were about to strike. Ezekiel leads the army of mutants and is about to attack.
Max: Get them!
They all charge towards the contestants. Cameron hides behind Owen, who was about to face a Fanged dragonfly. Zoey punches it away from them.
Zoey: You okay, Cam and Owen?
Owen: Yeah.
Cameron: Thanks.
(Confessional: Cameron)
Cameron: Even though we're not teammates, I'm glad Zoey saved me. Maybe we can try and form an alliance once the teams merge.
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: I know Cameron isn't my teammate, but I had to help him and Owen. I wasn't gonna stand by and let them get attacked those mutants!
End of Confessionals
Julia: Quit saving the enemy and help us out!
The Fire-breathing winged mountain goats are about to breath fire on Julia, Wayne and Raj when Lightning punches them.
Lightning: Aw yeah! You've been struck by Lightning!
Wayne: You saved us!
Raj: You're amazing!
Lightning: I sure am! Sha-(He gets punched but a mutant goat.) Ahh!
Many more mutants are continuing to charge at the contestants. Heather kicks a mutant beaver off the cliff while Duncan punches several maggots away. Beth was cornered by mutant beavers.
Beth: Someone help me!
Sky steps in and punches the mutant beavers away.
Sky: Are you okay, Beth?
Beth: Yeah. Thanks, Sky.
Jo: Watch out!
She kicks away more maggots as the contestants continue to fight the mutants, the rope was about to break a little and Chris and Chef were starting to panic.
Chris: Can you make this a little quicker?!
Noah: Maybe if you didn't turn the camp into a Toxic Waste dump, we wouldn't be in this problem!
Chef: He's got a point.
Chris: Who's side are you on?!
(Confessional: Chef)
Chef: Don't look at me! I'm not the one who told Chris to do this! It was his own idea!
End of confessional
The six-legged rats were about to attack Ripper.
Ripper: I'm not gonna get beaten by a few puny rats! Bring it on! (The rats attacked him.) Aah! Get them off! Get them off!
Scott is running away from the giant mutant gophers who were chasing them. He slips and falls and the mutants are about to attack him.
Scott: I'm doomed!
Jo swings in and kicks one of them in the nose and they roared. She then karate kicks the rest of them and they ran off.
Jo: Thank me later, Dirt Boy!
Jasmine encountered the squirrels and they were about to shoot lasers at them before she grabs Ripper.
Ripper: Hey! What are you...
The squirrels shoot the lasers at Ripper and he screams in pain. After they were done, he fell over.
Cameron: That was uncalled for!
Jasmine: I'm sorry. I was just...
Dave: (Faking his anger) You used Ripper as a human shield?! Not cool!
Julia: To be fair, he did it to Priya one time.
Beth: That still doesn't make it better!
Jasmine: I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to...
Jo: Hey Teammates! Save the arguing after we...
Shawn was screaming and in a fetal position as Ezekiel approached him.
Shawn: Get away from me, you zombie freak!
Jasmine: Shawn!
Cameron decided to face his fear of Ezekiel and saves Shawn by attacking Zeke the same way he attacked the spider, who was Izzy in a spider costume. After a long battle, the mutants were defeated.
Scarlett: USELESS!!!
Max: Doesn't matter! The two hosts are gonna fall to their doom and nobody's gonna save them!
They both cackle evilly as a death laser aimed at the cage.
Scarlett: THE MILLION DOLLARS IS OURS!!!
Max, Scarlett and Ezekiel all laughed evilly as the laser was about to shoot at the cage.
Owen: Not if I have anything to save about it!
He screams and the trio all ran as Owen tackled them.
Max: We command you to release us at once!
Owen: Never!
Scarlett: You are gonna pay for that!
Beth and Cameron shut down the laser moments before it fired and hi fived.
Heather: You two, get to the cage before...
Julia and Bowie opened the cage and released Chris and Chef.
Chris: Team Bull, you have won immunity!
Team Bull cheered.
Heather: What?! But we stopped the laser before it fired!
Chef: True, but you were supposed to let us out of the cage!
Heather growled in anger and walked away angrily.
Shawn: Zombie Zeke was crazy. I can't believe we...
Jo: Oh shut it, Zombie Geek! You've been annoying us with your zombie crap the whole day and ran around screaming like a coward each time you saw Freakzekiel!
Alejandro: Yeah! How did you end up winning the million in your debut season?!
Jasmine: Lay off him! He was just trying to...
Ripper: And you! You were no better! Using me as a human shield?!
Jasmine: You did it to Priya one time!
Ripper: When I did it to Priya, I was trying to win for my team, but when you did it, I was gonna be killed!
Heather: You two are so going home tonight!
Team Kangaroo walked away angrily at their loss.
Chris: Team Bull, as a reward for winning the challenge and saving all of us, you get free movie tickets to the new Demon Slayer movie!
Team Bull all cheered in excitement.
Chris: Team Kangaroo, let's head back to camp. You're voting two people off.
Chef: Oh, and I phoned the police to take Max and Scarlett back to prison!
Courtney: Um, Ezekiel is gone.
They all gasped.
Chris: We should get out of here.
Chef: Yeah... Head to the bus of shame and let's get the heck out of here!
They all got in the bus and it drives off.
When they got back to camp, it was nighttime and Team Kangaroo was about to walk to their second elimination ceremony. When they got to the ceremony, they took their seats.
Chris: Today's challenge is also gonna be another never to be repeated or spoken of again challenge. We should move on from what happened. After Chef explains what awful people you are.
Chef: Shawn, you were running around screaming like a little girl each time you saw Ezekiel, not to mention you've been annoying everyone with your zombie talk!
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: But Zeke was a zombie! I didn't want him to eat me!
End of confessional
Chef: Jasmine, you used Ripper as a human shield when the squirrel shot their lightning eyes. (Ripper glared angrily at Jasmine.) While it's karma for him since he did it to Priya one time, it still doesn't make it right!
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: I literally regret doing that. I should've just kicked them away, but I don't want to abuse any animals! Plus, they were on a frickin' island full of toxic waste, thanks to Chris!
End of confessional
Chef: Beth and Cameron, after you took down the laser, you didn't save me and Chris before Bowie and Julia did! You just costed your team free tickets to a movie!
(Confessional: Beth and Cameron)
Beth: Even if we made it to the cage, we still would've lost either way.
Cameron: True. Julia and Bowie were really strong players in their seasons.
End of Confessional
Chris: Time for meat pies. If you don't get a meat pie, you're out. (He starts tossing the meat pies each time he calls their names.) Owen. Gwen. Cody. Duncan. Ripper. Alejandro. Leshawna. Courtney. Noah. Cameron. Beth. Lightning. Jo. Heather. (There was one meat pie left.) There is one meat pie left on this plate. If you don't get one, you're out. The final meat pie of the night goes to...
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He tossed it to Dave and Shawn and Jasmine were shocked.
Shawn: But... but why?
Ripper: Because your talk about zombies is annoying and your girlfriend used me as a human shield!
Jasmine: Come on! I'm sorry for what I did!
Chris: Shawn and Jasmine, you're out. Head to the bus of shame.
Jasmine: But this is my home country. I can't leave.
Chris: But don't you want to see your friends in the aftermath show? I'm sure they miss you so much.
Jasmine: I guess it wouldn't hurt to see them.
Shawn: We may have been eliminated, but at least we have each other.
Jasmine: Yeah...
Shawn and Jasmine shared a kiss while Beth awed.
Jo: Eh...
After the kiss was over, they start to make their way to the Bus of Shame.
Chris: But before we wrap this up, I have an announcement to make. Two members of Team Bull saved two members of Team Kangaroo and two members of Team Kangaroo saved two members of Team Bull. (Team Bull returned from the movies and entered the ceremony.) Looks like you're back in time for this announcement. How was the movie?
Scott: It was cool. I like the part where...
Chris: Don't spoil the movie for the viewers, Scott. Anyways, time to switch teams. As of today, Zoey and Sky are now on Team Kangaroo and Jo and Lightning are now on Team Bull! From this point forward, Jo and Dave will be fighting it out on opposing teams!
Lightning: Sha-what?!
Jo: You gotta be kidding!
Zoey: Well, at least I'm back on the same team with Cameron.
Sky: Yeah. We'll see you guys later.
They approached Team Kangaroo.
Jo: Well, the winning was fun while it lasted. You're in charge of the team, Old Heather. Come on, Jockstrap.
Sheand Lightning approached Team Bull.
Cameron: Looks like we're teammates again.
Zoey: Yeah.
Jo: Now that I'm on the team, I'm gonna whip you all into shape!
Julia: Oh please. I'm the team leader.
Jo: Not anymore you're not, mullet head.
Julia growled angrily.
Shawn and Jasmine continue to make their way to the Bus of Shame.
Shawn: Getting eliminated way too early bites.
Jasmine: But look in the bright side. At least you're a Total Drama champion.
(Confessional: Shawn and Jasmine)
Shawn: I can't believe we lost the challenge and got voted off.
Jasmine: Yeah. But at least we have each other.
Shawn: Yeah. True.
They both shared another kiss and the confessional ends.
Ripper approached the couple before they boarded the bus.
Ripper: I'm waiting!
Jasmine: I'm sorry for using you as a human shield to protect myself. It was really wrong of me to do that and I promise I will never do it to you or anyone else again.
Ripper: That's better. Anyways, good luck with whatever you're planning to do.
He leaves and Sky approached them.
Sky: Hey Guys. Sorry we didn't get to be on the same team.
Shawn: That's true. And as a fellow finalist from our debut season, we'll be rooting for you.
Jasmine: And Sky, try and convince Dave to change his ways before he gets worse as the season progresses.
Sky: Don't worry. I'll try my best. Hopefully he doesn't eliminate me before I get the chance to make him change.
Shawn: That's the spirit.
Sky leaves and Shawn and Jasmine held hands. They both smiled and entered the Bus of Shame and it drives off.
Chris: Looks like we survived another challenge where we were all in danger, and Team Kangaroo finally lost their first members. Will this be the start of a losing streak for the dominant team of the season? Find out next time on... Total... Drama... Return of the All-Stars!
Courageous Kangaroos: Owen, Gwen, Duncan, Beth, Heather, Alejandro, Leshawna, Cody, Noah, Courtney, Cameron, Sky, Zoey, Dave, and Ripper.
Stampeding Bulls: Jo, Scott, Dawn, Lightning, Bowie, Julia, Wayne and Raj.
Eliminated Contestants (As of now): Rodney, Sam, Brick, Topher, Chase, Emma, Damien, Priya, Millie, Sugar, MK, Shawn and Jasmine.
Stay tuned for episode 10.