"Hey!" Daisy snapped with her wondering why there didn't seem to be much excitement for her birthday. "How come I didn't get anything good this year?"
"Well you're acting like an old hag." Spoke an old GameBoy that was barely still able to function and was talking while shaking in a violent manner. "And trust me when you become 35 you end up not having enough energy left in you to do anything-"
"Ah shaddap!" Daisy snapped with her proceeding to fart right in the old Gameboy handheld's face since the portable system wasn't strong enough to have batteries left to charge him, with the dainty princess being angered and stomping around her near empty kingdom. "Ugh! Being a ruler stinks when there isn't anyone around to celebrate!"