Stupid fanfic created as a joke and uses actual scripts from Hazbin but I ruin it. Sorry for it being bad I started using fanfic cause I heard of it (I DO NOT SUPPORT ALEX KISTER OR ANY OF HIS ACTIONS) it's low effort on purpose

Stephanie(short girl with brown hair and purple shirt with black pants and a purple squared cap,age 6,violent,full demon is has mechanical animatronics arms and and legs and the face of Gabriel from Mandela catalogue)

Stephanie: *falls in hell*

Stephanie: *streches* my back….

Stephanie: *sees the Hazbin hotel*

Stephanie: me like hotel

Stephanie: *sees a gun* ooooh *GUN*

[back at the hotel]

Charlie: VAGGIEHOLYSHIT!

Vaggie: Ah! What?

[Charlie waves her to come to her for some exciting news.]

Charlie: *mumbling excitedly* get over here!

[Vaggie sighs happily and comes to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background, Vaggie meets Charlie behind.]

Vaggie: What's going on?

[Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.]

Charlie: My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead.

Stephanie: *bangs on the door*

Stephanie: GIVE ME MY MONEY *tackles to the door but falls*

Stephanie: ow

Charlie: TF?

Stephanie: *loads the gun while laying on the ground* I demand money

Vaggie: get the f*ck out *slams the door*

Stephanie: I will stay here till…. Uhhh.. tomorrow!

vaggie kicks Stephanie to a nearby alleyway*

Stephanie: PUTO INTERNET AHHHHHHH *making microwave noises*

[later]

[Charlie enters through the door and finds the whole embassy deserted. She walks to the front desk to check in.]

Charlie: Hello? *voice echoes* Creepy...

[Charlie comes to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her.]

Charlie: Oh, okay... *signs it* Also creepy.

[The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show Charlie the meeting room, and she enters inside the dark room with no one around.]

Charlie: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?

[The lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being a exorcist lieutenant, Lute and the big boss leader of the Angel Army, Adam, who is eating a rib in his hand.]

Adam: 'Sup!

Charlie: Holy, shit!

[Charlie immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. She gets back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.]

Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you.

Adam: Yeah, I know.

Charlie: Okay, well.

[Adam eats his rib like a buzzsaw]

Charlie: It's nice to meet you.

Adam: Totally. It's nice to meet you, too.

[Adam reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.]

Adam: Ha! I fucking got you. *turns to Lute* Did you see that?

[Lute nods once.]

Adam: Ha. Good shit.

[Charlie was trying to get something straight with Adam being a hologram.]

Charlie: Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?

Adam: No, you think I'd come down there? *laughs* No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know? *chuckles* Ew.

Charlie: Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-

[Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment.]

Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you.

digging underground*

Stephanie: JACKPOT!

digs up revealing it's just the meeting of Charlie and Adam*

Stephanie: let me just take one piece of rib

Adam: *slaps Stephanie*

Stephanie: I'm taking your whole

Adam: NO YOU DONT YOU LITTLE C*NT

Stephanie: this sucks *goes back to digging*

Lute: *grabs Stephanie*

Stephanie: bye bye

[I WILL NOT MAKE A PART 2 UNLESS I FEEL LIKE IT]