The Warriors: From Zero to Hero
Chapter 41
Hades appears and asks Meg if she found Hercule's weakness but she tells Hades that she's had enough and quits while Batman and Phil were watching from the bushes everything going down
Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? Hades said
What's that? Meg said
Hades angrily bursts into flames at Meg
I own you! Hades said
Phil comes in and gets up from the ground
Oh. I got another horn here. Phil said
You work for me! Hades said
That kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month. Phil said
Phil then notices Batman looking at something in the bushes
Bat guy? Phil said
Batman. Batman said
Whatever. What are you... Phil said
Shh. Batman said
But... Phil said
Shh. Batman said
Okay. Phil said
Thank you. Batman said
What are you doing? Phil said
I'm watching. Batman said
Watching? Phil said
Yes. Batman said
Watching at what? Phil said
Look over there. Batman said
There? Phil said
Yes. Batman said
Where? Phil said
Just look. Batman said
Alright. Phil said
Batman and Phil were watching and saw Meg talking with Hades
If i say, "sing", you say, "Hey, name that tune" If i say, "I want Wonderboy's head on a platter" you say... Hades said
Medium or well done. Meg said
Oh! Phil said
I know. Batman said
You mean? Phil said
Meg is secretly working with Hades. Batman said
I knew that dame was trouble. Phil said
Maybe she's being forced by him. Batman said
Forced? Her? Phil said
Yes. Batman said
No way. She's trouble. Phil said
What? Batman said
This is gonna break the kid's heart. Phil said
Phil, where are you going? Batman said
I gotta go tell the kid. Phil said
Phil wait. Batman said
Phil then runs away to warm Hercules
Great. Batman said
Understand? Hades said
I'll work on that. Meg said
I'm sorry...you hear that sound? Hades said
What sound? Meg said
That's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever. Hades said
Hades makes smoke bats and they fly at Meg's face while Meg fans them away
I don't care. I'm not gonna help you hurt him. Meg said
You stubborn woman. Vilgax said
Stubborn? Meg said
You heard me. Stubborn. Vilgax said
What? Meg said
I agree with him. Lobo said
What? Meg said
I mean you're seriously getting worked up over some guy? Lobo said
This one is different. Meg said
What do you mean? Lobo said
He's honest... Meg said
Come on! Hades said
And...and he's sweet. Meg said
Please! Hades said
He would never do anything to hurt me. Meg said
He's a guy! they all said
Besides, oh, oneness, you can't beat him. Meg said
Oh? Hades said
He has no weaknesses, he's gonna... Meg said
Meg turns around and sees Hades grinning evilly at her
Destroy you? Meg said
Meg? Hades said
What? Meg said
I think...he does, Meg. Hades said
What? Meg said
I truly think...he does. Hades said
What's going on? Lobo said
Boys, i think i found it. Hades said
Found what? Lobo said
Hercules's weakness. Hades said
Oh. Lobo said
Perfect. Vilgax said
But Hercules has no weaknesses. Meg said
Oh, i think he does. Hades said
Seriously? Meg said
Yes. Hades said
Okay, then what's his weakness? Meg said
It is you, woman. Vilgax said
What? Meg said
Whoa. No way. Lobo said
These guys can't be serious right Hades? Meg said
Well... Hades said
Hades? Meg said
You heard my friends. You're the weakness. Hades said
That's ridiculous. Meg said
Ridiculous huh? Hades said
Yeah. Ridiculous. Meg said
Then i guess you won't mind if we paid him a visit? Hades said
What? Meg said
Boys let's go check on Hercules. Hades said
Cool. Lobo said
Very well. Vilgax said
Wait a minute. I... Meg said
Too late. Let's go. Hades said
But... Meg said
Before they could leave they heard something
Huh? Hades said
Whoa. Lobo said
What was that? Vilgax said
I don't think we're alone boys. Hades said
We're not? Lobo said
No. Hades said
Oh. Lobo said
You think someone is here, don't you? Vilgax said
That's right. Hades said
Where? Vilgax said
I don't know. Hades said
What? Vilgax said
I don't know. Hades said
What do you mean you don't know? Vilgax said
I just don't know. Okay? Hades said
But he is here, right? Lobo said
Yeah. He's here. Hades said
Oh. Lobo said
How do we deal with him? Vilgax said
I have an idea. Hades said
You do? Vilgax said
Yeah. Hades said
What is it? Vilgax said
Lobo. Hades said
Yeah? Lobo said
You're a bounty hunter, right? Hades said
Yeah? Lobo said
Can you hide? Hades said
Hide? Lobo said
Yeah. Hades said
Why? Lobo said
So you can ambush him. Hades said
Oh, an ambush? Lobo said
Yeah. Hades said
What kind of ambush? Lobo said
A surprise ambush. Hades said
Surprise? Lobo said
Yeah. Hades said
I have to surprise him? Lobo said
You do. Hades said
Seriously? Lobo said
Just do it. Hades said
Fine. Lobo said
Lobo then went and hide to prepare for the ambush
Perfect. Hades said
And what about me? Vilgax said
You? Hades said
Yes. Vilgax said
Just stand next to me. Hades said
That's it? Vilgax said
Yup. That's it. Hades said
Very well. Vilgax said
Meg? Hades said
What? Meg said
Stay with me for a bit. Hades said
With you? Meg said
Yeah. Hades said
What's going on? Meg said
We're gonna take care of a spy. Hades said
A spy? Meg said
Yeah. Hades said
You're joking, right? Meg said
I wish i were. But i'm not. Hades said
Oh. Meg said
Now please stay with me for a bit. Hades said
Fine. Meg said
Vilgax and Meg stand beside Hades as Batman comes in from the bushes and approached Hades with a batarang in his hand
Hades. Batman said
Well well well. If it isn't one of the Wonderboy's friends. Hades said
Yes. I'm one of Hercules's friends. Batman said
I know. I just said that. Hades said
You need to get out of here now. Meg said
What? Batman said
Quiet you. Hades said
What kind of deal did you make with Meg? Batman said
Deal? Hades said
Yes. Batman said
I didn't make any deal with her. Hades said
What? Batman said
I didn't make a deal. Hades said
Then why is she with you? Batman said
Simple. She soul me her soul. Hades said
Her soul? Batman said
That's right. Her soul. Hades said
What are you talking about? Batman said
Don't tell him. Meg said
This isn't the first time Meg has been in love. Hades said
What? Batman said
She had someone she loved in the past. Hades said
She did? Batman said
Yeah. She did. Hades said
What happened to him? Batman said
Nothing. He was fine. But... Hades said
But what? Batman said
Let's just say he ran off. Hades said
Ran off? Batman said
Yeah. Hades said
Where? Batman said
With another babe. Hades said
What? Batman said
Yeah. He just ran with another babe. Hades said
(Groans) Meg groaned
That's horrible. Batman said
It is. And Meg was heartbroken. Isn't that right Meg? Hades said
Meg? Batman said
It's true. Meg said
What? Batman said
I sold my soul. Meg said
You did? Batman said
I did. Meg said
Why? Batman said
It was a long time ago. Meg said
So you did make a deal then? Batman said
Well, i guess you could say that. Hades said
I knew it. Batman said
And now Meg here is trying to back out of the deal. Hades said
I don't want to be a part of it anymore. Meg said
It doesn't work like that. Hades said
Batman has appeared and is looking to take down Hades but it won't happen stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
