(Four years later)
Lobo slowly opened his eyes, squinting against the morning sunlight that streamed through the curtains. As he shifted in bed, he felt an unusual warmth and pressure around him. Bewilderment crossed his face as he raised the covers and discovered himself surrounded by four feminine bodies—Octavia, Stella, Kuroka, and his Queen Kaguya Ōtsutsuki—each peacefully nestled against him naked.
His girlfriends, still lost in the realms of sleep, clung to him for warmth. Lobo's gaze softened for a moment as he appreciated the serene sight of the women he cared about. However, his thoughts quickly shifted to the realization that he needed to get up.
With a silent sigh, Lobo carefully turned his head and looked at the digital clock display read 7:30 am. Great, now he has to get up now and get ready for the day as he tries to move the girls clung to him with an iron grip keeping him in place.
Thinking on his feet, Lobo conjured a clone of himself with a swift, practiced motion. The clone materialized beside him and Lobo switched places with his doppelgänger. The clone seamlessly nestled into the bed, sliding into the warm embrace of Octavia, Stella, Kuroka, and Kaguya.
The girls, sensing the shift but still half-asleep, cozied up to the clone, their expressions content as if nothing had changed. The clone wearing a smug expression as Lobo gave it a half-hearted shake of his head, silently communicating his disapproval.
He quietly slipped away, heading towards the bathroom to take a refreshing shower. After the invigorating shower and dressing himself in casual wear, Lobo returned to his room.
To his amusement, the girls were still sound asleep, cuddled up with the clone. He mentally commanded the clone to wait until they woke up and then lead them to the kitchen for breakfast. The clone responded with a nod and went back to cuddling with the girls, which made Lobo roll his eyes.
Leaving his room, Lobo suddenly found himself face to face with Stolas and Blitzo. Stolas, who looked like he had just gotten out of bed with his robe in disarray and was sneaking past Lobo's room, had a shocked expression on his face.
"Oh Lobo it was just you, sorry if we woke you up." Said stolas as he had a sheepish look as he rubbed the back of his head. Blitzo looked at Lobo and quickly hid behind Stolas just in case Lobo would make him a chew toy.
"Sup Lobo, how have you been pal, bestie, partner everything alright with you lately." Said Blitzo as he was scared of the hellhound after meeting him.
Curiosity getting the better of him, "So Stolas is Blitzo joining us for breakfast." Stolas hesitated for a moment. "No Blitzy is actually leaving, he has a busy day today and has to go to work."
Puzzled by Stolas's response, Lobo nodded and proceeded towards the kitchen to begin preparing breakfast.
Blitzo sighed in relief as he was not getting over the threat he gave him. However, Stolas's astute mind recalled Blitzo's previous complaints about his assassination company, IMP, not having enough employees or sufficient workload.
Suddenly struck by a brilliant idea, Stolas then turned to Blitzo "Blitzy you remember how you told me that you were looking for more people to join your company right."
"Yeah, why do you have somebody in mind?" Said Blitzo and was wondering what Stolas had in mind as his company was barely making it. He tried to get more people to join but nobody wanted to do business with him.
"Well how about I ask Lobo if he can work with you and your little company of assassins hmm my little imp." Stolas said as he leaned down and bopped Blitzo on the nose.
Blitzo was deep in thought. He could really use that type of manpower if Lobo agrees to do it but doubt it if he accepts the deal.
"Well if you can get Lobo to agree then I will accept the deal Stolas." Said Blitzo as Stolas used his power to teleport Blitzo back to his home.
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Lobo stood in the kitchen, the sizzle of bacon filled the air as he expertly flipped eggs in a cast-iron skillet. The aroma of coffee wafted through the room, mingling with the tempting scent of breakfast.
Lobo moved with surprising grace as he navigated the kitchen as he hummed a tune, then the quiet morning was shattered by an unexpected commotion as he turned around and saw his two daughters.
His first daughter Viola has light brown skin, and seemingly one fang. She has a pair of beautiful violet eyes with long eyelashes. Her hair was a dark brown with long length. She wears a black witch's dress with sleeves that are on her arms, not her shoulders. She sports brown boots and a purple choker that has a gold insect shape attached to it. She also wears a black witch hat with a hot pink inside. The outside of the hat has green vines tied around it and a pink rose connected to a small white cloth.
His second daughter Vermeil is a tall, curvaceous woman with shoulder-length violet hair, deep vermilion eyes, horns, a spade-shaped tail, small fangs and pointy ears. She can conceal her non-human aspects at will so as to disguise herself as a human. She wears a short black one-piece dress and a pair of black sandals.
"Daddy/Papa!" they shouted in unison, launching themselves at him. Lobo, caught off guard, stumbled slightly as the bodies collided with him. A chorus of giggles filled the kitchen as he grunted, trying to regain his balance.
"Daddy/Papa!" they exclaimed again, their voices echoing with excitement. Lobo's initial surprise melted away as he recognized the familiar joy in their eyes. He ruffled their hair with a gentle smile playing on his lips.
"Girls, you gotta be more careful. Can't have you crashing into your old man like that," he scolded. The two girls lowered their heads, their faces adorned with a mix of guilt and remorse.
"Look, I ain't mad, but you gotta be mindful, okay? We wouldn't want anyone getting hurt, especially not my adorable princesses." He playfully tapped their noses, and they couldn't help but giggle.
With a sigh, he pulled them into a hug, "Now, go on and finish setting the table, you mama's should be waking up by now"
The girls nodded, their eyes wide with excitement once more, and scampered off to set the table. As they busied themselves, he couldn't help but reflect on how he saved them from a hellish situation.
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(Flashback)
Lobo in his human form sat on the worn, yet comfortable, couch in the small, dimly lit living room of the elderly man and woman. The air was heavy with the smell of incense and something else he couldn't quite place. The couple sat across from him, their faces etched with worry and concern. Lobo leaned forward,his elbows resting on his knees, as he listened intently to their tale.
The man spoke first "You see, Lobo, the reason we contacted you is that our village has been cursed. We've been plagued by misfortune and tragedy for months now. Crops have failed, livestock have perished, and sickness has swept through our people."
The woman nodded in agreement "We've tried everything to break the curse. We prayed, made offerings to the spirits, and sought the help of healers and shamans. But nothing has worked."
Lobo listened to their words, his mind already racing with thoughts of how he could help. He had encountered curses and hexes before, and he knew the dangers they posed. He had seen the devastation they could wreak on communities, and he wouldn't stand by and let it happen to these people.
"I understand," Lobo said, his deep voice calm and reassuring. "I've dealt with curses like this in the past. They're not to be taken lightly. But I'll do everything in my power to help you and your village."
The couple's eyes lit up with hope, and the man placed a trembling hand on Lobo's arm. "Thank you, Lobo. We knew we summoned the right person for the job. Please, follow us as we'll take you to the source of the ones that cursed our village." The man said.
The couple led him down to the room down the hallway, where he was met with a horrific sight. Two young girls, barely teenagers, were locked in a cage. They were malnourished, covered in cuts and bruises, and both girls have collars around their necks.
Lobo's heart sank as he looked at the two young girls, their eyes wide with fear and desperation. The sight of them chained to the wall, malnourished and clearly suffering, filled him with anger and sadness. He couldn't believe that these girls were being treated in such a cruel and inhumane way.
He turned to the elderly couple, his expression dark and stern. "What is the meaning of this? Why have you chained these girls up like animals?" he demanded, his voice low and steely.
The man and woman exchanged a knowing look, their expressions turned cold and unyielding. " You see, Lobo, these girls were the ones who summoned the evil spirits that have plagued our village. They were selfish and reckless, and now they must pay the price for their actions. To rid our village of these girls and the curse they have brought upon us. We had the villagers banded together and killed the girl's parents, the Devil bastard and his whore Witch of a wife." the woman said, her voice filled with bitterness and resentment.
Lobo's mind raced as he tried to process the information. It seemed that this village had been plagued by curses and hardship, but he couldn't fathom how these young girls could be responsible.
He used his power discreetly and used his telepathic power and used a mind walking ability on the girls. As he delved into their minds, he was shocked by what he saw.
He witnessed their parents' brutal death at the hands of the elder leaders of the village, a sight that made Lobo's blood boil with anger. He saw their anguish and pain as they were tortured and punished for crimes they did not commit.
But what disgusted Lobo even more was what came next. The elders had allowed the men of the village to rape the young girls. Lobo felt sick to his stomach as he saw the horrors these innocent girls had faced at the hands of their own people. He severed the connection.
One of the girls who has small horns protruding from her purple hair, her voice trembling with fear, spoke up. "Please, sir, we are innocent. We have done nothing to harm anyone. We have been kept locked up in this basement and mistreated for no reason," she pleaded, tears streaming down her pale cheeks.
Lobo stood in disbelief as he watched the old lady pull out a remote from her pocket.
"Please, no! Stop!" One of the girls cried out in fear, her voice trembling.
But the old lady paid no heed to their pleas. She pressed a button on the remote and suddenly, the girls screamed in agony as electric shocks coursed through the collars around their necks. They writhed in pain, begging for mercy, but the old lady only seemed to enjoy their suffering.
Lobo clenched his jaw tightly, his fists shaking. He couldn't believe that this was happening. As the girls' cries became more and more desperate, Lobo's patience reached its breaking point. He stepped forward, ready to intervene and put a stop to this torture.
But before he could make a move, the old lady's husband stepped in front of him, blocking his path. "What is it, Lobo? Showing pity for these demons?" The old man sneered, his tone mocking.
Lobo glared at him, his anger as his blood boiled with rage. He couldn't stand to see the suffering of these girls any longer. His pupils turned dark red as he snapped his eyes at the couple and the elders felt the air get heavy.
"Enough" Lobo said with absolute authority as the woman dropped the remote as the girls whimpered in pain. Lobo quickly cast a sleep spell on the girls as they fell asleep from the fatigue.
Lobo's eyes narrowed as he could feel the rage building within him "I will not kill the girls, elders," Lobo growled, his voice low and menacing, his fists clenched at his sides. "I won't let you hurt those girls any longer, I will save the girls, even if it means putting an end to the entire village."
"You cannot possibly understand the power of the curse that these wretched monsters have unleashed upon our village. You must do as we say, or we will have no choice but to turn you away and we will kill these wretched demons ourselves." The old woman said.
Lobo listened in silence, his anger simmering, without warning he lunged at the man and rammed his fist through his chest, destroying his heart. As the man fell to the ground, the woman let out a blood-curdling scream.
Lobo turned to her and before she could react, he grabbed her by the neck and squeezed until her neck snapped. Then he dropped the woman's body next to her husband as he stepped over them and went outside.
He saw the villagers outside the elders house as they heard the woman screams. Lobo eyes scanning over the people with a cold and calculating gaze as he surveyed the villagers, his eyes turned cold.
A sinister aura that seemed to radiate from his very being as a woman stood beside him. The woman has pale blue-gray skin with swirling, smoke-like plumes of red undulating across it. Her blond, braided hair falls to the backs of her knees in a fastening reminiscent of a flail. Her armour is bright blood-red, rigid and rough like chitin.
Then without warning, a pool of shadows emerged next to Lobo slowly, they contorted into monstrous shapes, taking the form of grotesque and terrifying beasts. Their eyes glowed with a fiery intensity, and their twisted bodies seemed to writhe and pulsate with demonic energy.
A hush fell over the village as the villagers turned to face Lobo. Their eyes widened in fear as they took in the sight before them. They could sense the malevolent energy coming from Lobo and the dark creatures that surrounded him. Some of the villagers began to back away, seeking safety in their homes, while others stood frozen, unsure of what to do.
"This village will pay for the crimes it has committed against the girls as you don't deserve to live as humans but as animals that need to be put down." Lobo's voice echoed throughout the village, his words dripping with malice.
The villagers trembled as they heard these words, then with a deafening roar, the shadow monsters sprung into action, attacking the unsuspecting villagers. Panic and chaos erupted as the villagers ran in every direction, desperate to escape the ferocious creatures.
Lobo's eyes gleamed with delight as he watched the villagers scatter in fear. He reveled in their terror, savoring the sights and sounds of their suffering as the villagers screamed for help. Sadly no help will come for them.
'Your lives have been forfeited the moment you took the lives of the girl's parents and abused them without a second thought.' Lobo said. 'You do not deserve mercy from me. It's time to pay for your sins and die.'
Lobo inhaled and then he exhaled as he released a giant black fire breath 'YOL TOOR SHUL' (Fire Inferno Sun). The villagers cried out in agony as they were consumed by the black inferno.
The once lively streets were now filled with the sound of destruction and despair. The air reeked of burning wood and burned corpses as he moved with calculated brutality.
"These feeble humans deserve nothing but the cold embrace of death. Purge them and let their suffering be your masterpiece." the woman said as she draped her arms around Lobo as she lay her head next to his.
Lobo's lips curled into a wicked grin, a perverse satisfaction radiating from his every fiber. She continued to guide him, urging him to obliterate the last remnants of the pigs waiting to be slaughtered.
Yet, in the midst of the chaos in his mind Ddraig's voice could be heard "Partner! This isn't you! Snap out of it!" cried Ddraig with a sense of urgency. Beside him, Kyouka her eyes filled with disbelief at the destruction Lobo has caused.
Lobo's senses were momentarily disrupted as the voices of his friends penetrated the dark fog in his mind. Ddraig and Kyouka fought against the torrent of darkness that threatened to consume their friend.
"Lobo, remember who you are, don't let the dark urges control you!" shouted Kyouka, her voice cutting through the madness. Ddraig circled above, unleashing a roar that echoed defiance against the malevolent force that sought to control their friend.
The chaotic glee wavered as a glimmer of recognition flickered in his eyes. The destruction he had wrought became apparent as he surveyed the ruined village and the lifeless bodies strewn about.
The battle within Lobo intensified, torn between the seductive whispers of darkness and the familiar voices of his friends. Slowly, the crimson glow in his eyes dimmed, and the maniacal grin faded. "I will return, Lobo," she whispered, her voice dripping with promise. "And when I do, we will give into our dark urges and rule this world together with you by my side."
And with that the woman disappeared into his mind, leaving Lobo alone with
Ddraig and Kyouka as they rushed to his side. Lobo stared at the devastation around him, the reality of his actions crashing down like a tidal wave. The woman's voice, silenced for now, lingered as he fell to his knees as he stared at his blood soaked hand.
"Ddraig, Kyouka," Lobo began "I... I don't know how to put this, but I owe you both more than words can express. You pulled me back from the abyss, from that darkness that was swallowing me whole."
"I let myself succumb to the hatred, gave in to the anger and despair. It was consuming me, after what I saw from the girls' memories I just snapped."
Kyouka placed a reassuring hand on Lobo's shoulder, a silent gesture of understanding.
"I want to thank you both for being there, for refusing to let me drown in that darkness. Your friendship, your support means more to me than I can express," Lobo confessed, his voice laced with sincerity.
Lobo looked up, meeting the eyes of his companions "I'm sorry for giving in to that darkness. But I promise you both, I won't let it happen again." He said as he got up and began to walk back to the house.
Ddraig added, "You don't need to apologize, Partner. We all have moments of weakness. What matters is that you found your way back, and we were here to help you through it."
Lobo nods as he goes to where the girls were held captive and opens the caged door, ripping it from the hinges he kneels down and carefully break the collars off their neck.
He quickly checks the extent of the injuries on the girls as he conjured a healing potion and slowly poured it into the girls mouth as their bodies slowly healed. The wounds disappeared as the cuts and bruises were healing.
He slowly and carefully scooped the girls into his arms and teleported back to the house as the village burned into the ground.
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(Flashback Ended)
After that night he had to erase the girls' memories of that village as they didn't want to relive the hellish nightmare. As he was lost in thought, the sound of his daughters' voices broke the silence.
"Mama! Mama!" The girls cried out in unison as Octavia entered the room. Their eyes sparkled with delight as they rushed to greet her, wrapping their arms around her in a tight hug. Octavia chuckled and she kissed their heads returning their affection with a gentle smile.
"Good morning, girls," Octavia said, her voice filled with love and warmth. "I hope you both slept well." She said as they led her to the table and she sat down as Lobo set her plate down and gave her a kiss.
Then Stella, Kaguya and Kuroka arrived as they smelled the breakfast that Lobo made as he gave each of his girls a kiss as they sat down and Lobo served them their food and the group ate their share as they talked with one another.
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(Later that day)
Lobo strolled through the crowded streets of Pentagram City, as he recently completed a contract. The client, a real piece of shit, left a bitter taste in his mouth, and he couldn't help but grumble at the sheer idiocy of the client. "Damn clown asshole, hope he chokes on sandpaper cock." he muttered to himself.
As he continued his walk to his next contract, Lobo glanced at the Extermination Clock. "Two days til Extermination day." He sighs as he knows that Charlie and Emily are still trying to find a way to stop the Extermination but no luck for them.
But then he looked back at the clock, and in an instant, the countdown plummeted to a mere 20 seconds. Lobo cursed under his breath, recognizing that Adam must be messing with time again. "Dammit Adam, you have the worst timing you asshole." he growled, shaking his head in annoyance.
Panic rippled through the streets as sinners began to realize the abrupt change. Lobo sauntered through the mayhem his eyes narrowed at the chaos, disdain etched across his face.
Just as Lobo prepared to leave the chaos behind, a swirling portal ripped open. Extermination angels descended, their wings casting ominous shadows on the frantic sinners below.
As he was about to leave he heard cries of despair, a more piercing wail caught Lobo's attention. A sinner woman and her children, huddled together in a futile attempt to shield themselves from the approaching doom, begged for mercy. The desperation in their voices struck a chord in Lobo's heart.
Lobo hesitated for a moment, his crimson eyes flickering with a hint of conflict. "Aw shit here we go again." he grumbled, shaking his head. With a swift motion he summoned Enma, he approached the terrified family surrounded by the exterminators.
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After coming to hell 2 months ago Matilda had committed a sin after killing her husband and his affair partner then committed suicide. But she had also found redemption in taking in two orphaned girls Lily and Rose.
Lily is a short demi-human girl with blue-ish hair. While most of her body is human-like, her legs are covered in fur, her feet are wolf paws, her forearms are covered with fur. She also has a pair of lupine ears with gray ends and a large tail.
Rose is a short imp whose red skin as she sports white markings on her forearms and on her long, devilish tail. She has a pair of thin white-striped black horns and raven hair tied in a ponytail. Her eyes have yellow sclera with red pupils.
Matilda raised them as her own daughters. She loved them with all her heart and would do anything to protect them, even if it meant risking her own life. Matilda looked at the clock as it turned from two days to 20 seconds, the alarm for the Extermination began blaring throughout the city.
Matilda's heart sank as she knew the Extermination was supposed to be in two days but it seems it came early. All around her, people began running for shelter, hoping to escape the wrath of the angels who were sent to exterminate all the sinners in the city.
Then up in the sky a portal opens and the exterminators begin to descend to begin the extermination. Matilda grabbed her two daughters, Lily and Rose, and began running towards the nearest shelter. She could hear the sounds of the angels' wings flapping and the screams of the sinners as their fate was sealed. She knew they had to find shelter quickly or they would suffer the same fate.
But as they were running, Matilda felt a sharp pain in her leg. She stumbled and fell to the ground, a spear protruding from her leg. She cried out in pain. She knew she couldn't run any further, but she refused to let her daughters suffer the same fate.
"Go on without me girls." she gasped, trying to hold back the tears. "You must save yourselves. Forget about me and run."
But Lily and Rose refused to leave their mother behind "No mama we are not leaving you." They couldn't bear the thought of leaving her to die alone.
As the exterminators closed in on them, the girls moved to stand between their mother and the angels. They pleaded with the exterminators not to hurt their mother, but their pleas fell on deaf ears. One of the exterminators raised her weapon, ready to strike Matilda down.
The girls closed their eyes, bracing themselves for their inevitable demise. But then, they heard a loud clang. As they opened their eyes, they saw Lobo standing in front of them, his large body towering over the exterminators.
"I will not allow you to kill these three so go kill elsewhere as they are under my protection. Failure to do so will have repercussions." Lobo said.
The exterminators hesitated, unsure of what to do. They knew who Lobo was, but they also couldn't disobey the orders of Adam. But then, one of the exterminators made her decision. She raised her weapon and aimed it at Lobo as she lunged at him with a light spear in hand.
But Lobo was ready for the attack. With lightning-fast reflexes, he drew his sword and deflected the light of the spear with a resounding clang. The two engaged in a fierce fight, the sound of their weapons clashing as the other exterminators joined in.
Meanwhile, Matilda and her daughters watched with wide eyes, barely daring to breathe as they witnessed Lobo's incredible fighting skills. But a sudden poof filled the air and a figure appeared behind them. It was another Lobo, an exact replica of the original as a barrier surrounded them.
"Don't be afraid I'm a clone of the boss." The clone reassured them. "I am here to help. It's time for you three to get out of here." Then he noticed the spear in the woman's leg.
He could see that the holy spear had gone deep, piercing through muscle and flesh. He knew it needed to be removed immediately, but he also knew it was going to hurt a lot as holy energy hurts demons and devils.
"I can remove it, but it's going to hurt," Lobo said, his voice filled with concern.
Matilda's face was contorted in pain as she looked at the spear with fear as it was burning her. She knew it needed to be taken out, but the thought of enduring more pain was unbearable.
"I can't...I can't do it, it hurts." she stammered, tears welling up in her eyes.
Lobo understood her fear and he couldn't bear to see her suffer any longer. Determined to help her "Listen, we have to get that spear out before it causes any more damage. But I have an idea, it will make it easier for you. Trust me." he said as he kneels down to her.
Without waiting for her response, Lobo extended his arm in front of her face. "Bite down on my arm when I pull the spear out," he said firmly.
Confused, Matilda looked at him with a shocked expression. But she trusted Lobo, so with a nod, she clamped her teeth down on his arm.
Feeling her bite down, Lobo took a deep breath and with a swift movement, he pulled out the light spear from her leg. Matilda let out a muffled scream of pain as she bit down harder on his arm. She could taste the sweet metallic tang of Lobo's blood from where her teeth had grazed his skin.
Lily and Rose worried about their mom as they looked when Lobo pulled the spear out of her leg. Then when they looked back something happened as they stared in awe.
As Matilda released her bite, she could feel a warm sensation spreading through her leg. Looking down, she was amazed to see that the wound where the spear had been was now completely healed.
Lobo looked at her with a smile. "My blood has healing properties," he said, as the blood from his arm returned inside his body as his arm healed. "It's one of my special abilities that I was able to utilize." He said.
Then the clone stood up as he gently picked up Matilda in a carry as she blushed at the gesture. Then he turned to the girls "Come I'll take you three somewhere safe away from here."
The girls looked at each other in confusion but the look from their mom told them to trust Lobo, and they nodded in agreement. With one swift movement, the clone scooped them up in his arm. Matilda and her daughters looked at the original as they saw how he was taking down exterminators left and right.
The Clone received a command from the original as he nodded his head before teleporting the three to a house he has in Pentagram city. As they arrived he gently put down Matilda and her daughters on the couch.
"Thank you, Lobo for saving us." Matilda whispered, tears of gratitude streaming down her face.
"You and your daughters will be safe here," Lobo said, his voice surprisingly gentle. "You three can stay here as there is enough food and water to sustain for a while. There are two bedrooms for you to sleep in as the boss will check on yall after the Extermination ends." Lobo said.
Right before he can dispel he felt Lily and Rose crash into him as he saw them cry. "Thank you for saving our mama mister." They both said as Lobo smiled as crouched down and ruffled their hair.
"Don't worry I'll be back when everything dies down. So stay here with your mama okay." He said as they nodded then he dispelled leaving Matilda with her daughters.
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"Pew! You're dead! Pew! Ooh, double kill! Pew!" Adam said as he blasted sinners with his holy blasts.
"Ahh! My balls!" A male sinner said as he cradled his crotch.
"Ooh, noice!" Adam cackled, deciding to let the sinner suffer instead of killing it.
"Sir!" Lute said as she appeared beside him as he was startled and missed a sinner.
"Woah!" Adam scowled as his shot missed its target as he turned to her "The fuck! You ruined my streak, bitch!"
"Sir, we have a problem!" Lute said
"Uh, what problem? We're down here killing these fuckers! I mean, sure, I'd be interested if they fought back. Oooh! Do you think we can hold gladiator matches?" He said.
"I doubt Lady Sera would grant you permission, sir. But-" Lute responded but was cutoff.
"Ugh, buzz kill. Hmm, oh, what abo-"
"SIR!" Lute exclaimed to get his attention.
"WHAT!?" Adam exclaimed back before his eyes narrowed when Lute whispered something in his ear, "Wait, what! Are you fucking kidding me?!"
"I would never joke about something like this, sir," knowing her as long as he did and how devoted she was, Adam believed Lute without question on this.
It only took Adam and Lute a short amount of time before they arrived at the scene of the crime where, lo and behold, the bodies of multiple exterminators were found sprawled on the ground, their heads severed from their bodies and nowhere to be found, and gaping holes in their chests except for one.
"The fuck!" Adam exclaimed, "How the fuck did they get killed?!"
"We don't know sir they were like this when we arrived!" explained one of the exterminators.
'Lieutenant Lute!' an exterminator said on the radio.
Putting her fingers to her LED mask, Lute spoke, "Not now. We have a-"
"Seven more bodies were found!"
"WHAT!?" Lute screamed.
"WOAH! CHILL BITCH!" Adam's tune changed once more when Lute told him of the other dead angels.
"DA FUCK!" wanting to know what was going on here, Adam switched to the channel Lute was on, "Adam here! What the fucking fuck is going on!?"
"Unknown sir! We heard a noise from the alley and found seven bodies. We have no id-GAAHHHH!"
"Ooww! Indoor voice, bitch! Fuck! My ears are ringing! What's your name!?"
...
"Hello?" Adam said.
...
"Answer me when I'm talking to you! Hello?" He said as he was getting agitated.
...
"Is this thing fuckin busted? Hello! I think it's busted," Adam told Lute.
"Aww, wittle baby's ears hurt. Poor baby." The voice said.
"Woah! Uhhhh, who the hell is this?"
"Aww does the Cuckmaster doesn't
know who he is talking to." The person said.
"The fuck? Do you have any idea who I am? Do you know what I can-" Adam raged.
Beep! Beep! Beep!* was all Adam heard from the other line.
"Did... did they just hang up on me? ME!? No one hangs up on Adam Dickmaster! Where was that squad located?"
"Sector 7, sir!"
"..."
"...Near the Heaven Embassy, sir," Lute elaborated.
"Call everyone and tell 'em to regroup on that location!" Adam said nothing more before he took off towards the area, the exterminators led by Lute following closely behind him. It didn't take long for Adam and his group to arrive, the spot was easy to find given the alley was littered with corpses of demons and angels alike, mostly angels.
"What the serious fuck is going on!" a frustrated and very pissed Adam shouted. A quick headcount by Lute revealed that more than a dozen angels were dead.
Actually, now that she looked around Lute realized something, "Their heads are missing."
"Uh, no shi-OW! The fu-'' Adam's comment was cut short as he and his exterminators were pelted by severed heads of his army from above the alley, "Who's doing that!?"
"heheheheheheheheheheheheHEHEHAHAHA HAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA HAHAHA!" The person laughed.
"...Okay, props on the scary laugh! But now you die!" a swing of his materialized axe sent a wave of holy energy at the building the laugh came from, destroying it in the process. The exterminators and their leader flew up above the rubble and looked around but found no body.
"Hey, sugar tits one, two, and three," aside from Lute and his former favorite, Adam rarely bothered learning the names of his exterminators, "Get down there and start searching!" The three angels did so without question.
"Good," Lute acknowledged the message she received, "Sir, the remaining exterminators will be here any second."
"'Bout damn time," Adam muttered, when not even a minute passed, Adam demanded, "What's keeping you three!"
"It's a lot of rubble, sir!" Sugar tits one said.
"Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch," all Adam heard were excuses, "Ugh, so slow. Hey, the rest of you get down there and help their lazy asses."
"Sir! Incoming!" Lute said.
"Huh? Oh, finally, about time they fucking showed up!" Adam exclaimed, seeing the remaining exterminators make their way toward their location, "Remind me to have 'em do toilet duty for being so slow."
"Copy that!" Lute saluted.
Sizz.*
"...Did anyone else hear that?" Adam asked.
"Sounded like a snake, sir," an exterminator answered.
"Ew, snakes. Gross little fuckers. Cool as fuck, but gross, Imma right?" Adam said as he turned to Lute.
Lute shrugged, not having an opinion.
"Oh, fuck you."
Sizz!*
"Uh, is it me, or is that getting louder?" Adam asked.
KABOOM!
Adam and the rest of his group shield themselves as best they could, the ground beneath them blowing up and showering them with shrapnel that dug into them. Almost every exterminator on the ground was killed or heavily injured by the explosion.
Adam, however, managed to protect himself and Lute with a barrier of holy energy that shielded them from the blast.
When the dust cleared, Adam was pissed beyond recognition as he spotted the broken and battered bodies of his bitches, and the corpses of many more.
It became the least of his worries as the sound of thunder reached his ears, and both he and Lute turned around just in time to see the skies of hell becoming engulfed in a sea of unholy crimson.
The wave-rippled and deadly arcs of red lightning electrocuted, paralyzed, or otherwise vaporized the angels Adam called for. Many of those who were lucky to survive didn't live very long as they fell to the ground.
Sturdy as they were, Angels weren't as invincible as they believed they were, and falling hundreds of feet to the ground in a heavily injured state proved that theory. Some did survive but most were heavily injured or dead upon crash landing.
"WHAT. THE. HOLY. FUCK!" Adam watched as more than half his army was wiped out by whatever that was.
"Sir! Look!" Lute said she pointed up in the sky.
Adam did so and narrowed his eyes as he spotted a floating cloaked figure in the sky. He didn't ask, He didn't think, He just acted and flew at the floating person in question, his army following behind, "Alright, you little fucking asshole! I'm gonna rip your nuts out yo-"
Adam was silenced by a simple but powerful backhand that had him crashing into the Heaven Embassy, and out the other side. A crater formed when he finally came to a stop.
"...Owww~ fuck that hurt like hell you fucking asshole." Adam moaned as he layed in the crater.
"KILL HIM!" Lute ordered, enraged by what just transpired.
Countless angels flew at the individual cloaked in blood, their spears raised to skewer him, only for the exterminators to be skewered instead as numerous chains emerged from his body.
Each chain pierced the body of one angel before seeking out the nearest one and repeating the process over and over again, leaving numerous exterminators in agony or dead. Much like they did once before.
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"Hmm... Eh, not my problem," Lucifer shrugged as he watched the fight from his castle balcony before proceeding back inside to his back-flipping fire-breathing duck prototype. There was nothing in the agreement that said that sinners weren't allowed to fight back. Plus he knows that it was Lobo fighting Adam. 'Heh'
If Adam and his exterminators weren't up to snuff that wasn't his hurdle to solve. Though knowing Heaven as he did they might bitch and moan at him to do something. Not that he'd listen.
"They don't wanna listen to me, then why should I?"
"Oh, Charlie," much as Lucifer loved his daughter, her naivete was her undoing. A trait she, unfortunately, got from him. But Charlie was an adult, and he couldn't coddle her, much as he'd love to keep her protected, even from herself, she had to learn firsthand how foolish her plan was...uh...what was her plan again?
"Try to make rice? No, that's stupid, Charlie doesn't cook," it was an actual rule he passed when he first tried her cooking. Lucifer swore he saw his father after a single bite.
"What was she doing again?" Lucifer tried remembering the details but came up with nothing. Damn depression… Oh, well! Probably wasn't important. Back to the rubber duckies!
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Crash!
Lute couldn't remember the last time she felt such pain coursing through her body. She could barely move, and after that last blow, she was certain her legs were broken in who knew how many places. She wouldn't doubt that the bones in her legs were nothing but powder at this point.
And she had given her all when fighting this unknown demon. Adam was still given his all and their foe didn't even have so much as a single scratch on him. More than two-thirds of the exterminators were gone, and it would take them years to replenish their ranks with qualified and like-minded individuals once more.
"Bitch! Hold still!" Adam shouted, his LED mask broken to reveal his bruised face, a blackened eye, and a busted lip.
His foe barely moved whenever Adam swung his axe, as though he anticipated where he was going to swing next. No. Not anticipate. It was as though he knew exactly where it was going to be and where to dodge.
And as Adam raised his axe for an overhead strike, the demon didn't move and allowed the axe to hit him dead on. As Lute grinned, thinking he finally got sloppy, but it quickly fell.
"Not impressed," she heard him say, and watched as a blackened arm grabbed Adam weapon and shattered the holy weapon before he landed a kick on Adam's abdomen, the harsh blow had him coughing up blood, broke who knew how many bones, ruptured his organs, and sent him rocketing towards her.
As Adam slowly got up he quickly fished into his pocket and pulled a vial of health potion and quickly downed it. He tossed one to Lute as she drank the potion as she could feel her body healing as she pulled herself up.
"Show yourself you fucking pussy." Adam demanded as he created a light spear.
The man reached up and slowly pulled back his hood, revealing it to be Lobo smiling at them.
Adam's heart sank as he realized who he was facing. "What the fuck Lobo. What the hell is your problem fighting me and my bitches on Extermination day." Adam asked.
Lobo's smile turned into a scowl as he shook his head. "I gave your girls a chance to walk away when I told them that some sinners were under my protection, but they didn't listen. They attacked me, so I'm just returning the favor."
Without another word, Lobo lunged at Adam, his fists aiming for Adam's face. Adam quickly dodged and fired a light spear, trying to scare the man off. But Lobo was undeterred, and he continued to attack, his movements swift and deadly.
Adam backed up, trying to gain some distance from his opponent. He knew he wasn't a match for Lobo's strength and expertise, but he couldn't just give up. He had a reputation to uphold, and he couldn't let Lobo win this fight.
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Charlie sat in the lobby of the Happy Hotel, her eyes glued to the television screen mounted on the wall. The live news coverage showed scenes of chaos and destruction as the Exterminators ravaged through the city killing her people. She could feel her heart sink with every image of the carnage and destruction caused by the exterminators.
Next to her sat Vaggie as she could see the sadness and worry etched on Charlie's face, and she placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "Everything will be alright, Charlie, we will find a way to stop this." she said in a comforting tone.
Charlie managed a small smile in response, grateful for Vaggie's support. She knew deep down that Vaggie was right, but it was hard to shake off the overwhelming feeling of helplessness. She had always dreamed of creating a place where all demons, even the most wicked, could come and find redemption. The Happy Hotel was her pride and joy, and seeing it under threat from the Exterminators was gut-wrenching.
As they continued to watch the news coverage, Charlie couldn't help but feel a pang of guilt. She couldn't be out there, helping her people and fighting against the Exterminators. She was stuck here, in the safety of the hotel, while others were being killed. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, trying to push away the negative thoughts.
But suddenly, the news caught their attention. The reporter announced that someone was bravely standing up against the Exterminator's leader Adam. Both Charlie and Vaggie stood up, their eyes widened in disbelief. It couldn't be possible.
Without hesitation, they rushed towards the television screen, their eyes widened as they saw their boyfriend Lobo fighting Adam.
"Lobo is fighting Adam. Why are they fighting each other? How did it happen in the first place?" Charlie said as she shook her head.
"We will ask him when this is over but after we have that interview with Katie. Okay babe." Vaggie said as Charlie nodded.
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"HOLY SHIT! Are you seeing this!" Vox exclaimed, hard as fuck at the moment, and despite their expense, he was very glad that his drones were durable to withstand the backlash that shook the city and could zoom in with such clarity.
"Seeing, still working on believing," Velvette acknowledged, posting on the social network as fast as she could. This was easily the platinum-grade content of the year! Hells! Of the century!
"I can already see a market for this kind of thing," Valentino knew countless demons had a fetish for violence, even if this wasn't sexual in nature the fact that angels were involved and getting their comeuppance and literally getting drilled by chains was more than enough to get many demons' rocks off.
"Velvette is that your boytoy fighting Adam by himself!" Vox exclaimed.
"Holy shit it is. Lobo is fucking Adam up." Velvette acknowledged as she posed near the TV as she took a selfie before posting on Sinstragram. She tagged Lobo on the post as she wrote 'Babe is packing Adam shit up?' as the post suddenly became the number 1 trending on Sinstragram.
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In the midst of the battle between Lobo and Adam as the two clashed in a spectacular display of strength. The ground trembled beneath their feet with every punch and kick, creating shockwaves that sent debris flying in all directions.
As Adam landed near Lute, a portal suddenly manifested itself beside them and before anyone could react, a hand emerged, gripping both Adam and Lute by their collars.
"The fuck let go." Adam and Lute struggled against the hand. Then the hand pulled them into the portal with a disorienting whoosh as Lobo saw Sera on the other side.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the portal, Lute found herself in heaven and at her side, Adam struggled to regain his composure. As they looked around, they saw Sera giving them a heated glare.
"The fuck are...Oh, shit!" Adam said as he looked up and realized who stopped him "Sera, hey~ Long time no see bi-"
"In the name of the holy Father, shut the hell up Adam," Sera ordered.
The remaining piece of Adam's LED mask formed a closed zipper where the mouth was.
Then Sera turned to Lobo "Lobo, we'll talk later about what happened." Sera said as she leaned in close to Lute, whispering into her ears. Lute cringed, the weight of the information hitting her.
She reached up to her ear, pressing a hidden earpiece as she absorbed the instructions. Without hesitation, Lute activated the earpiece and spoke with authority, "All Exterminators, retreat immediately!"
The order echoed through the communication channels of the Exterminators, causing a momentary pause in the battle. Confusion spread among the ranks as the remaining fighters looked to one another for guidance. Some hesitated, unsure of the sudden change in plans.
The remaining Exterminators, following Lute's command, flew upward back to heaven. Lobo watched with a mixture of surprise and curiosity as his foes retreated.
As the last Exterminator passed through the portal, it closed with a final burst of energy, leaving Lobo alone. He sighs as he looks at the damage he and Adam caused and flinches. Well he will worry about that later as he is ready to teleport back home.
As he was to leave he heard something coming towards him as turned and then he was hit by a blast. He was launched into a building as the building fell on top of him. He shook off the debris as he got out of the rubble and saw a blimp in the distance firing lasers.
"Dammit not even a minute passed after the Extermination now people want to fight over territory. Well I still have some time so let's pay this asshole a visit." Lobo said as he made way to teach the bastard a lesson.