Scorpions, Octopus and Deadpool, Oh MY!
Standing within the Elevator within the OLD SHED, as it went down to a secret basement, Wayde, Harley and Gwen marvelled over the gear this dimensions Peter had, no way was that a Spider-buggy!? *GASP* a Spider-man themed Harley Davidson.
Staring in wonder himself, Wayde gave May a pat on the back.
"This is awesome" getting a well deserved chuckle from the old lady, the elevator came to a stop with Wayde immediately trying to get to the Motorcycle.
"Guy can swing from webs but he can sure work a CAR!" walking to Buggy as he began looking it over, Wayde frowned before looking to the others as they explored.
"Hey Peter. I think this Is a cape" making a dive to land beside Peter, Wayde gave a weak gag as his spine snapped upon impact, making Harley and Adult Gwen sigh as they turned to him as Miles moved to help him.
"I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!" feeling Miles try and flip him over, Wayde began laughing as he stood back up, leaving Miles blinking as Wayde snapped his spine back into place.
"Sorry couldn't resist myself" helping the kid up while Peter gave him a dry look, he spoke.
"What?" seeing the man shake his head while Miles shuffled away from Wayde with a wince, moving back to the suits Wayde shrugged while noticing a Web of photos.
"Peter knew the dangerous the job was. But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-man" staring at the faces with his hands clenched, Wayde looked down with a slow inhale as Miles spoke.
"Kingpin knows we're coming, even with the extra help we'll still be outnumbered" giving the teen a look, those bitten by the Spider frowned as May spoke.
"Don't be so sure. You might need these" turning to May as she held out pens and name tags, Adult Gwen looked up as May continued.
"You think you're the only people who thought to come here?" following her line of sight upward, Wayde held his fanboy nature in at seeing Spider-man Noir, Spider-ham…
"Konnichiwa!" watching as an ANIME SPIDER-GIRL AND A MECHA POSED IN KUN FU, Wayde turned to Gwen and Harley who had amused looks.
"Your like me" was the chorus with Wayde interrupting by scooping up the little Japanese girl who blushed as he held her protectively.
"I will die for this little otaku" staring at Wayde as Peni Parker hung from his grip like a lost cat, the Mecha stared at Wayde with a "?" popping up on screen where it's eyes were.
"Uh, someone help" looking down to his adopted hostage, Gwen gently pried her form Wayde's grip as Spider-noir explained the how they got here… ok not really but you've all seen the movie right? Right.
Before anymore could be said, Peni, Noir, Ham, Peter and younger Gwen began glitching out in pain while those from Wayde's group watched in alarm while Mile's Sighed.
"None of you, except these guys, can stay. I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off" gesturing to himself.
"And I'm gonna get you all home before it do" staring at Mile's as he began a speech, Adult Gwen blinked as her vision glided to a corner where a silhouette sat patiently, nudging Wayde and Gwen who turned in confusion before they too noticed the Silhouette.
"Who are you again?" giving Noir a look at his bluntness, Peter went to speak if not for another voice to echo, making May flinch in panic as Mile's was held in a half hug.
Showing Loki grinning with his canines growing.
"He's Mile's Morales, Future Spider-man of this dimension, The Ultimate Spider-man" getting battle stances form the other Spider-folk, Wayde spoke with a wave.
"Hey Loki" getting a wave back, Loki smiled.
"Hey Wayde" patting Mile's on the back while backing away, Loki spoke.
"He can turn invisible, has possession of Bio-electricity and most of all, in the future he marries that Gwen Stacy, he cant do any of that right now because of Plot and armor" getting confused looks as he spoke, Loki shrugged.
"Where I'm from these events already took place, except this time they don't go as planned so I'm helping them keep track, well Wayde and his Group are helping out because my physical body would cause this worlds collapse" holding a fist bump to Miles, the teen returned the gesture with the two making a small explosion sound effect.
"Your my favourite, Miguel can go fuck himself" getting confused looks from all but Wayde, Young Gwen spoke.
"Whose Miguel?" getting a deadpan from Loki, the man spoke.
"Some fake ass Spider-man who thinks he knows how to fix things but in reality he'll cause nothing but heart break with this bullshit he calls "Canon events". Which to me is Bullshit because in some universes Miles' Uncle Aaron gets shot by Kingpin after he accidentally finds out he's… where'd the little man go?" looking back to where Mile's was, Young Gwen spoke in surprise as the Elevator went up.
"He just went invisible" seeing her stunned looks, Adult Gwen turned to Loki who hid a smile by scratching his ear, spotting her eyes on him he gave a wink while nodding to the ceiling.
"He's going to his Uncle" getting looks from the other Spider-folk, Noir approached Loki before grabbing him by the collar.
"You had that planned!?" shaking the wolf as he stared calmly, his hands were raised as he spoke.
"I may be named after the God of Mischief but I assure you I'm more like the God of Stories, he and I teamed up a few times to keep worlds from Fading away, this world just so happens to be those salvageable, unlike the ones Miguel goes to to fix the Canon" shrugging off Noir who stared at him in anger, Loki spoke as he brushed himself off.
"My intentions align with yours, and frankly, unlike Miguel's misguided attempt at fixing his mistakes, he's after the wrong problem" looking to the Spider-folk, he ended his words with a Question.
"Have any of you faced against the Spot?" before Young Gwen could speak, he vanished with Wayde putting the pieces together with Harley.
"That guy who can make portals, he's a danger to the Multiverse?" turning to Harley with his own stunned look, Wayde spoke with urgency.
"We need to get Mile's into shape for his Spider-man career" with that the duo moved to the Elevator, stopping to stare at the Buggy for a second, Wayde suddenly grinned.
Driving down the street after borrowing the Buggy, people watching gawked as Harley gave a cheer before Wayde looked down a road to see Miles riding on a Taxi roof, hitting the Breaks while turning the Buggy around, Harley held on with a laugh before the two shot down to help Miles.
"I had the feeling we'd be in Brooklyn but this is just stupidly plot driven it's so fucking useful!" revving the engine while beeping the Horn of the Buggy, Mile's and The Prowler turned in time to witness Wayde ram into The Prowlers motorcycle, sending the rider himself flying before getting caught by Wayde as the man was about to hit the Road, tossing him onto parked cars windscreen, the man gave a groan as Mile's watched in worry.
Perking the Buggy while Harley brought out her Mallet, she skipped towards a disoriented Prowler who looked up in time to see Harley raise her Hammer.
"SAY GOOD NIGHT!" swinging her Hammer down with the intent to kill, Wayde stunned the two of them by shoving the Hammer to hit Beside The Prowlers head.
"You nearly just killed Uncle Aaron" giving Deadpool a look of alarm with Harley, the clownette spoke in confusion.
"Whose Uncle Aaron?"
"The Next Spider-man's Uncle, didn't Loki just explain this?"
"He was interrupted when the kid ran to check up on his unc-oooooooooh" turning to Prowler as he watched the two, Mile's took this chance to run up to the car with a worried look.
"IS HE OK!?" turning to Miles as she hooked her Hammer onto her upper back, stepping away with a shrug of annoyance, Wayde reached down to The Prowler to heft him onto his shoulders with the man groaning.
"He'll live kid, now get in the Buggy we need to explain some stuff to him" walking to the Buggy while Harley got Duct tape with a Spider-man logo on the packaging, The Prowler spoke to Miles weakly.
"Miles?" sparing his uncle a look while hopping onto the Buggy, Miles shook his head while looking away form him, giving the man all the answer he needed as Harley tied his arms and legs together.
Looking down in shame at the realisation, The Buggy drove off back to May's house, the group failing to notice someone watching from a rooftop.
Parking the Buggy into the Garage, Wayde hopped out to drag The Prowler out with Miles moving away without a word, his head down while Aaron watched him.
"You really let him down, you know" giving Deadpool a look as the man stared down at him, Harley left the two in the garage.
Setting the man down while getting a stool for himself, Wayde stared at Aaron before taking the mask off, showing Uncle Aaron giving him a glare.
"What?"
"After finding out the bombshell I just did, what makes you think I don't know that my own Nephew is disappointed in me" shaking his head while Deadpool sat back with a sigh, Wayde spoke.
"He adores you pal, seriously, from what I gathered in the short time with him, even your brother. He's the Best of all of you and he finds out you've been a villain this whole time, what exactly do you think he feels knowing this?" seeing Aaron look away in shame once more, he spoke weakly.
"I wanted to help him, the pay Kingpin was offering, he would have been set for life with the money" getting a raised eyebrow from Wayde, he ignored the imprint pushing down on a seat beside Aaron.
"I wanted the best for him, Him and his Dad, his Ma. And look how it went, I'm not even his Uncle anymore because of this life" gesturing to himself, he continued.
"It was supposed to be my final Job too, was gonna hang up the Prowler and work at the Subway tracks… even had an interview waiting for me"
"I see, now that you know Miles is the new Spider-man of this dimension, what are you gonna do next?" leaning forward to hear the man, Aaron gave Wayde a stare before he sighed.
"I don't know anymore" giving a nod at the man's answer, Wayde spoke with resolve.
"I'll give you a hint, apologise and make up for the bullshit you did to Peter Parker, Help train the Next Spider-man as a way to make amends to those you've hurt, Be the man Your Nephew saw you as instead of The Prowler, don't think of Wilson Fisk as a Boss dangling a pay check over your head, be an Uncle again, not for me not for you're brother… be an uncle for your Nephew, because Like Pete always said, Great Power, means great Responsibility" staring at Wayde as he removed his mask with Aaron flinching away, he blinked at the flawless skin instead of the fucked up face the world knew Deadpool possessed.
"Your not really Wayde Wilson, are you?" getting a chuckle as he brought out a Spider-man themed Water bottle, Wayde drank it.
"Not really, Names Wayde Winston Wilson, alternate dimension" standing up, Aaron looked down in thought while Wayde Spoke.
"My life was given a second chance, time you thought of your own" leaving the Garage with Aaron turning to Gasp at Miles sitting down, he turned to Aaron with eyes of hope as Wayde left the two.
Closing the door behind himself, Wayde ignored the looks from Peter and young Gwen as he went to the Kitchen, spotting May preparing Tea, he moved to help her.
"Oh thank you dear" smiling at Wayde for a second, she frowned as she had a double take.
"I take it you're face isn't ruined like our Deadpools?" getting a chuckle as Wayde took the tray, he spoke.
"Not really" before he could follow after May, he frowned at movement at the backdoor.
"May we have company" getting a look of worry from May, the Doorbell rung with the Spider-folk already in stances, seeing the Door smashed inward by a rubbery Tenctacle arm, Wayde grabbed a Knife and stabbed the inflatable limb, watching it sling back to a woman as she entered the door, she spoke.
"Nice Place, real Homey"
"Oh great, it's Liv" giving May a look, Wayde sheathed his knife while bringing out a Desert Eagle.
"And the guy behind us?" turning around at his words, May sighed. Before a larger man followed.
HOLY FUCK A MECHANICAL SCORPION TAIL!
"Bueno, mira estas pequeñas arañas." Translated for The English
"Y veo una perra escorpión!" Taking a Boxing Stance with the man giving him a glare, Wayde flipped him off as May spoke urgently.
"Can you all take this Outside?" giving May a look, Deadpool and Scorpion shared a glance before Dr Octopus made the first move.
"I'll be taking that!" Before she could move, Harley gave a laugh while Throwing her Hammer, Nailing Tombstone in the Face, Wayde leaned back to dodge the Scorpion Tail as it went to stab him, Grabbing it as it retracted, Wayde sent a Kick into Scorpions face as he Shouted.
"KEEP PROPERTY DAMAGE TO A MINIMUM!"
before he could send a kick into Scorpions face, his ribcage got pinned by a Spear of all things, giving a pained yelp a she grabbed the weapon, a voice spoke from the doorway.
"I suggest we do what the elder says" turning to a Fucking Buffed out man in hunter gear, his neck was hidden by a Lions Mane styled into a collar but most importantly...
"That is one Glorious Beard"