Lincoln's tentacles came out of his back (although no one could see them because of the illusion) and they stabbed into the ground and began trying to stomp on Lori and even tried attacking the others
"Wes what the do you mean that didn't go to plan!?" Ash asked
"oh my arceus you didn't." Z said
"I did." Wes said while he healed himself with recover
"what!?" Ash asked
"he turned into Lincoln so Lori would attack him and then feel bad and then he would heal himself with recover!" Z said "I told him it was a bad idea but no one listens to the android!"
"to the what?!" Bobby asked
"no time to explain we gotta calm him down!" Z said as he turned on his vision that allowed him to see through illusions
(please don't be In origin form) Z thought to himself
luckily he wasn't but there was a chain around his neck
(what the?) Z thought to himself
"(WHERES THAT MOCHI MAKING MOTHER FUCKER?!)" a voice yelled
Wes looked over and saw okiedogi munkidori and fezandipiti along with team rocket
"what are you doing here?!" Ash asked
"we don't know these 3 started acting weird and then ran off!" Jessie yelled
"all while screaming about some mochi maker!" Meowth added
"(THERE!)" okiedogi said pointing up at something
they looked at where okiedogi was pointing and saw a weird looking pokemon behind Lincoln
bonne growled at it before pulling out her cudgel
"I'LL KILL YOU FOR REAL THIS TIME!" Bonne yelled
"ah the ogre the perfect test for my new puppet." Pecharaunt said using telepathy "Lincoln attack."
Lincoln tried to resist
"be a good puppet and attack." Pecharaunt said
"now's our chance!" Z yelled
bonne tried to attack but pecharaunt used Lincoln as a shield causing her to stop attacking
"we can't do anything as long as he has Lincoln!" Ash yelled
pecharaunt got lincoln to attack but the way lincoln attacked made it clear where the attack was coming from allowing the group to dodge
"I got an idea!" Z yelled while dodging an attack "Wes do you think you could grab kubfu?"
"right!" Wes said as he used psychic to grab kubfu's pokeball
Z then printed something off as kubfu was sent out
"read this." Z said
kubfu read it and began to glow and change before eventually becoming urshifu
"Now use surging strikes!" Z yelled
urshifu jumped in the air went around Lincoln and hit pecharaunt with a flurry of blows knocking it to the ground and making the chain visible
Lori grabbed her golf club and began to hit the chain
"what are you doing?!" Pecharaunt yelled
"I'm being a good sister!" Lori yelled as the chain broke setting Lincoln free
bonne and the loyal 3 stood in front of pecharaunt
"I'm going to break you like a kitkat bar." Bonne said
"...what?" Pecharaunt said
okiedogi grabbed pecharaunt while munkidori stood behind bonne who was holding her cudgel like a baseball player
"(Batter up!)" fezandipiti said
okiedogi threw pecharaunt who was hit by bonne like a baseball
"(AND ITS OUT OF THE PARK!)" fezandipiti said
pecharaunt landed in front of ash who threw a pokeball at him catching pecharaunt
"ugh well at least that's over." Lincoln said
"Lincoln I'm-" Lori began before Lincoln cut her off
"sorry?" Lincoln said as Lori nodded "you want forgiveness?"
"yes." Lori said hopeful
Lincoln then punched her in the gut Causing her to fall over
"now we're even." Lincoln said before walking away
"fair." Lori said
"alright all of this convinced me and your mother that you need to come home so go home and pack!" Lynn sr said to Lincoln
"no." Lincoln said
"what?!" Lynn sr questioned
"I said no N. O. NO." Lincoln said
"Lincoln I am your father and-" Lynn sr said
"and I have almost the same amount of kids and I somehow am doing better than you." Lincoln said
(I guess the cat pokemon parts are making him more sassy.) Z thought to himself
"I agree with Lincoln." Albert said "he clearly has grown and he should be allowed to stay."
"dad!" Rita argued
"thank you pop pop!" Lincoln said
"Lincoln-" Lynn sr said as he tried to grab Lincoln's arm
"wait no-" Lincoln said as his arm was grabbed and the illusion broke
*POOF*
in a puff of smoke Lincoln turned back into his hybrid form causing Lynn sr to scream and everyone's jaw to drop
"crap." Lincoln said
"Linky?" Leni said
"hey... sorry I wasn't truthful about all of this." Lincoln said as his other arms flew out to gesture to himself
"what happened?" Lisa asked
"long story short I died." Lincoln said causing everyone who didn't know to gasp "and this is how a came back."
"well this more than enough proof to-" Rita began as Lynn sr was hiding behind but Lincoln cut her off
"quiet." Lincoln said "you don't get to decide anymore."
"yes we do!" Lynn sr said gaining some courage "we have to fix this family and return it to how it was and-"
"well I have a family of my own too!" Lincoln said "and you expect me to go back looking like this?! I have 6 arms 4 of which float, I'm nine feet tall and I have a tail!"
Lincoln slammed his tail into the ground when he brought it up
"first off Lisa can fix this-" Lynn sr began before Lisa cut him off
"no I can't I don't even know where to begin." Lisa said "it would take me 100 years to even get anywhere."
"and second!" Lynn sr said ignoring Lisa "those things aren't your family they're monsters!"
Rita nodded in agreement
everyone was shocked
"...oh shit." Z said
"they goofed." Penny said
"so casket or urn?" Wally asked
"what the fuck did you just say?" Lincoln said while snarling
"and these bad influence friends they are terrible for you!" Rita said "you're not ready for a relationship!"
"I'll go plan the funeral arrangements." Rotom said
"Huh?" Rita and Lynn sr said
"DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT!" Lincoln said as he slammed his fists into the ground and transformed into his origin form causing Lynn sr to scream
"BISHANN!" Lincoln cried out
"what the?!" Clyde asked a Ronnie Anne and the others looked wide eyed
"yea this is Lincoln's origin form." Z said "don't mess with it."
"IF YOU DARE TO CALL THEM MONSTERS AGAIN I WILL MAKE WHAT DEOXYS DID TO Z LOOK LIKE A MERCY!" Lincoln yelled
"deoxys ripped off my head." Z explained to the horror of the others
Lincoln turned back to normal
"don't disrespect my kids or my partners ever again." Lincoln said and if looks could kill Lynn sr and Rita would be dust
"you need to calm down?" Z asked as Lincoln walked forward
"yes." Lincoln said as Z handed him a cup of tea
lincoln drank it and a few seconds later his pupils dilated
"this tea tastes like numbers." Lincoln said
"you'd think he would stop falling for the pokenip in tea trick." Z said
"you do know he's going to throw you through a wall for this right?" Mallow asked
"I know I'm just enjoying it while it lasts." Z said
Lynn sr tried to grab Lincoln only to get smacked away by his tail
"ash mallow you two are my favourite humans." Lincoln said as he fell on them
"Z help us!" Ash said
"sure. after I get some pictures." Z said while taking some pictures
"please send those to me." Luan said
"I'm on it just don't post them online." Z said
"that's enough!" Lynn sr said "Lincoln you're coming home one way or other!"
But hoopa thought fast and threw Rita and Lynn sr into a ring and sent them back to the loud house
"bye bye!" Hoopa said before closing the ring
later
after the pokenip wore off (and Lincoln threw Z through a wall.) the remaining louds and friends got ready to leave
"just don't forget about me ok?" Clyde said
"never." Lincoln said
"see ya lame o." Ronnie Anne said
Lincoln noticed Lori was crying
"what's wrong?" Lincoln asked
"oh I just decided to take a break with Bobby for a bit." Lori said
"how wise of you." Z said
"see ya little bro." Luna said
"take care elder brother unit." Lisa said "could i take a dna-"
"no." Lincoln said
"worth a shot." Lisa said
"see you linky!" Leni said
"see you Lincoln." Albert said
after all of the guests left Lincoln sat down
"you ok?" Ash asked
Lincoln began to cry a bit.
"there there." Mallow said
"we're going to be all right." Ash said
and for once Lincoln believed it
he got his siblings to apologize and surely with time he could get his parents to accept this
for the first time in a while he felt whole
on his way back home he decided to smell some flowers he had never seen Before
though afterwards he felt a bit weird...
a week later
Lincoln was relaxing with ash and mallow like he had been all week when...
*POOF!*
and then in his hands was a somewhat human baby with star clouds coming out of her back, marks similar to ash's on her cheeks, spiky hair which was green white and black with a pair of horns, a mewtwo tail and a set of floating hands under her arms that had tiny golden claws, tiny little fangs in her mouth and her eyes were red and green.
"HOLY SH-" Lincoln yelled
"AHHHHHHHH!" Ash and mallow yelled
the baby simply giggled at their distress
none of you were expecting this were you?
Lori got some character development and such now Lincoln won't see the louds and his friends until probably the Pokemon league
team updates
urshifu
new moves
surging strikes
so Lynn sr and Rita have lost it
their main goal is to get everything back to how it was before the protocol (even though that's impossible now.)
see you next time