Search for the Dragon Shafts and Dragon Dildos

Goku looks over at Kefla who is covered in Shaggy's nut. He looks down to realize that the entire earth has been coated in a 30 meter deep layer of Shaggy's cum, and that he must also use the Dragon Shafts to wish the nut away. Kefla is fucking pissed that she is covered from head to toe in nut, since it smells really bad.

"Goku, can you find some way to get this nut off of me?" Kefla asks. Goku tries to use his ultimate technique, the Ultimate Super Dragon Claw Destruction Spiral, to remove the cum. However, it is way too sticky and he gets his hand stuck in it. Goku tries the same attack with his other hand, only to get it stuck as well. Now the two are both stuck in Shaggy's cum. Even after death, he proves a formidable foe.

Vegeta rises from the cum, his aura having kept him protected.

"Hey Vegeta, we need some help here," Goku says.

"Why would I help you, Kakarot? Remember, you were the one who nearly killed me and then fucked my wife! And then you gave me a chance to fight against Galaxy Shaggy, knowing that I did not stand a chance against his potent sperm!" Goku has a sad anime flashback recounting the events that occurred only minutes prior. A solemn look comes across his face.

"I promise you, Vegeta, I will allow you 1 wish with the Dragon Shafts if you help me get out of this," Goku proposes.

"The Dragon Shafts will not give me what I want. I need the Dragon Dildos, but I'm shit out of money since I bought too many subscriptions to Chichi's OnlyFans," Vegeta says, but quickly regrets.

"What did you say? Chichi's OnlyFans?!" Goku becomes angry. Vegeta is now fearing for his life, since he knows that if he incites the Super Saiyan 2.5 transformation again, he will likely be killed along with this planet.

"How do you have so much money?! I've always wanted access to Chichi's OnlyFans!" Goku finishes, giving Vegeta whiplash.

"Listen, I'll give you some of Bulma's money if you help me steal the Dragon Dildos."

"We can wish for the Dragon Dildos if we find the Dragon Shafts," Goku says, "Bulma will know where they are," But a sudden realization falls upon Goku – Bulma must be under Shaggy's cum, and the only way to get rid of Shaggy's cum is with the Dragon Shafts!

"Vegeta… Bulma is under all this nut!" Vegeta panics. Bulma must be suffocating under the sheer mass of the jizz covering the planet. Kefla suddenly chimes in-

"We don't need the Dragon Shafts or Dragon Dildos. I know a banned African penis ritual that will increase your penis size by 35%... but I might be too weak to pull it off after being fucked by Shaggy," She proposes.

"Teach me how to do it!" Vegeta says. Kefla looks at his penis, which was quite long.

"Are you sure you can do it? There is a 50% chance it will do the opposite, shrink your penis by 35%," Kefla warns.

"I'll take the chance… the fate of the world is at stake," Vegeta is firm in his position.

"Wow… this isn't like you, Vegeta," Goku says, "I guess you really do love Bulma." Goku gives a reassuring smile. Vegeta shifts things back on track.

"So, how do I do this banned penis ritual?" He asks quickly. Kefla begins explaining.

"You need to squeeze the base of your right nut, that will unlock a special power deep within you and your testosterone levels will increase exponentially. I tried this on Cabba once but he was too much of a little bitch," Kefla finishes.

"Who the hell is Cabba? He really does sound like a little bitch," Vegeta regains focus.

"You don't remember him? You know, the Tournament of Power already happened in this AU," Goku says.

With all of his ki concentrated in his right hand, Vegeta squeezes the base of his right nut with all the grip strength he can muster. A bright yellow aura shines around him as he transforms into Super Saiyan Grade 3, a never seen before transformation. Veins start popping out of his cock. He tries his best, but his technique is off just slightly. Eventually, the pain becomes unbearable and he has to stop.

"I… I can't do it… My technique must be off," Vegeta says, out of breath.

"But… you're our only hope!" Goku yells, desperately. Bulma was dying under the cum… the only way to find the Dragon Shafts would soon be lost. Vegeta searches his pocket for his phone, but then remembers he has no pants on. He curses his incompetence… He can't even call Pro Editz for a tutorial anymore. It is truly hopeless.

Tears begin to fall from Goku's eyes as he realizes there is truly no way out of Shaggy's cum. He sees his loved ones flash before his eyes, his family and his friends. They are dying beneath the cum, the disaster wrought by Galaxy Shaggy. Suddenly, something snaps in Goku and he unleashes Super Saiyan 2.5 once again. The power is so great that the cum around him and Kefla immediately evaporates, and he becomes as hot as the sun, frying Vegeta's retinas. Kefla is fast enough to look away and avoid being blinded.

Goku once again uses his ultimate attack this time with two hands, Ultimate Super Dragon Claw Destruction Spiral, and the cum beneath him evaporates into steam. It smells really bad, but he must do it to save his friends. Shaggy's nut is quickly defeated as it is evaporated from every corner of the earth, and Goku returns to normal. Bulma is just barely alive on the street. He grabs her and flies off, Kefla grabbing Vegeta who is in shock from going blind.

Goku, carrying Bulma, and Kefla, carrying Vegeta, fly to Capsule Corp and break in through a second story window. They see Dr. Briefs in the garden, but he becomes way too horny at the sight of his daughter without any clothes on and starts furiously masturbating. It's really fucked. Goku beats the shit out of him. They realize it was stupid to bring Bulma here, and take her to a hospital. However, they got kicked out because Goku and Vegeta's cocks were too big to fit through the doors, and they couldn't break down a window. Finally, they bring Bulma to Kame house, but they have to be careful since Roshi is a horny little shit as well. Goku zooms in at lightspeed and knocks him out before they enter.

Right as Kefla comes through the door she defuses and Caulifla and Kale collapse unconscious on the floor. Shaggy's clapping had finally caught up to them.

"You fought well," Goku said, "But I must finish this on my own. You all stay and rest." Goku is a dumbass becaause everyone is unconscious so he is just talking to himself. Since Goku had clapped Bulma incredibly hard, he has gained some of her knowledge. He creates a dragon radar radar in 2 milliseconds, but it is useless since he is looking for the Dragon Shafts and not the Dragon Radar. Goku makes a Shaft Radar instead, though it takes him 4 milliseconds.

In an instant he powers up to Super Saiyan 7 Grade 2 and at 50x lightspeed, he travels the earth, jerking off all the Elder Gods. Now, Finally, his dick will be hard once more. He goes back to Kame house and summons Shencock, Shenlong's superior brother. His cock is so massive that as he is summoned, it crashes into the ocean and causes a tsunami. Goku jumps into action, using Ultimate Super Dragon Claw Destruction Spiral to block the water from hitting Kame house.

"Shencock!" Goku yells, strain in his voice as he continues to block the 10 kilometer tall tsunami, "Here are my wishes…" Goku prepares.

"Bring Krillin back to life!" Shencock does so.

"Give Vegeta his eyesight back!" Shencock does that too.

"And the final wish… Give Vegeta enough money to buy the Dragon Dildos!" Shencock does this, and with the final wish completed, disappears. Now knowing that Krillin is alive, Goku's cock becomes massive. He feels all the blood rush to his penis and almost passes out, but just barely manages to stay upright.