opening by Neostardustdragin101
Nariyamanu ai wo sakebu yo subete wo daite koko ni irunda
Hikari wa soko ni aru yo
Yuzurenai omoi wo kakete kibou no hate wo boku wa ikiru yo
Yume wo tsunaida kimi to
Naruto sits on the deck of the black pearl as it sails through the ocean gazing up at the sun.
Hajimari wo itsuka bokura no te de umidasunda yo
Yasashii kimi no koe mo kitto sekai wo kaerareru
Dare mo hitorikiri ja tachiagare ya shinai kara
Tagai ni te wo nobashite kagiri wo koeta ashita e
Naruto and his friends in their youth run around till the reach the big open sea gazing wide till they reach their teen years and hope aboard the black pearl.
Nariyamanu ai wo sakebu yo butsukariatte wakariaunda
Hikari wo tsukuridasu yo
Akiramenu omoi wo kakete kibou no hate wo boku wa ikiru yo
Yume wo tsunaida kimi to
Ayamachi wo osorete dareka wo semete shimau tabi
Hontou ni mitsumerubeki wa jibun dato kizuku yo
Mei and Miyuki tinker in their lab while Ikumi cooks. Orihime accidently setting it on fire as Yoko laughs. Erza and Seras shake their heads while Lust sharpens her claws and Denji sharpens his chainsaws. Twice, Carina, and Panty drink booze with Yoko and Stocking reads a book while eating some cake which Erza tries to take which starts a fight between the two
Kimi ga boku wo kaeta kotoba ga kokoro ugokasu
Mada minu akogare wo takanaru mune ni motomete
Naruto and his crew run away from a giant lizard as Yoko holds a treasure chest in her hands with Carina running after her demanding the treasure
Makiokoru omoi no kaze ga mabuta no oku de atsuku yureta yo
Kimi wa furikaeranai
Kagayaita hibi wo tabidachi kibou no hate ni fumidashiteiku
Yume wo tsunaida kimi to
The group stands surrounded by the navy, Naruto smirks as they all leap into action and fight back Naruto kicking people away, Diane striking with her hammer, Lust with her claws, Denji with his chainsaws, Erza and Stocking with their swords, Yoko and Panty with their guns. While Orihime guards Mei, Miyuki, and Ikumi. Seras shoots a wave of marines with her gun alongside Yoko while Carina slashes a marine with her knife
Kanashimi ni maketakunainda yo ikari ni uchikachitainda yo
Yuragu morosa mo mukiatte koetainda
Dakara boku wa kimi ni iu'nda tatoe dareka ga waraou tomo
Tomo ni ikiru sono koe wo mamori tsuzukeru
The group stands on the deck of the ship as they watch the sun set
Nariyamanu ai wo sakebu yo subete wo daite koko ni irunda
Hikari wa soko ni aru yo
Yuzurenai omoi wo kakete kibou no hate wo boku wa ikiru yo
Yume wo tsunaida kimi to kimi to
(Aboard The Black Pearl)
It had been a few days since Naruto and co left the island of Sindreth after Naruto's murder of the World Noble. Since then the ship had been assailed by marine ship after marine ship.
"I swear to God if one more marine ship attacks us I'm never making ramen again!" Ikumi yelled as the ship avoided cannon fire
"At least these fools go down easily enough" Reiju said watching as Seras took a shot with a cannon and blasted a hole in the side of the marine ship sinking it
"Where are we heading next captain?" Cheetara asked curiously
"I think we've put it off long enough. Next stop is the grand line. We already dropped off all the money stolen by those inbred fucks so it's about time we get there" Naruto said watching as Carina showed him their current heading
"…..we're all gonna die!" Twice cheered as he waved his arms in the air after hearing this
"... thank you Jin" Erza told him flatly
"No problem I'll be here all week-" Twice was saying before he was hit in the head with a tomato thrown by Stitch
"Get off the stage!" Power yelled as Stitch threw some more tomatoes at twice
"This is the worst stripper I have ever seen!" Denji yelled making Power laugh
"Agh! Everyone's a critic. I knew I should've went back to modeling!" Twice yelled as he ran away from the tomatoes
"... did you guys raid my kitchen just to throw tomatoes?" Ikumi asked with a glare
"where else were we supposed to get them?" Power asked with a quirked eyebrow
"... guess we're not having tomato sauce with the pasta tonight" Ikumi sighed while Orihime giggled at her friend
"We can get supplies once we get to an island that doesn't want to kill us" Naruto said as he shrugged
"... so we're never getting supplies then I take it seeing as you killed a world noble" Ikumi groaned
"I'm sure we can find supplies in the Grand Line seeing as it's full of people that are crazy and or stupid." Naruto pointed out
"Sound reasoning" Reiju said as she nodded
"We should be coming up on the entrance to the Grand Line soon. Reverse Mountain" Carina said as she walked over to the wheel. "Unfortunately once we enter we'll need to a find log poses to go to other islands. Navigation is near impossible without them" Carina said as she looked at Naruto
"That won't be a problem" Reiju said as she held up a small wooden box and handed it to the navigator "I've confiscated several of them from various pirates and bounty hunters that got in my way while heading towards Kabuto." Reiju said
"Fantastic we can keep moving then once we enter" Naruto said with a smile at the pink haired woman
"Everyone in position! We're coming up on reverse mountain!" Carina yelled as the ship started to climb up a large waterfall going up the mountain
Soon the ship reached the top before it started to go down the side of the mountain where the water was flowing downwards
"Woohoo!!!" Twice yelled raising his hands up as the ship started to plummet down the mountain. Only to immediately start floating in the air from the speed "oh no I'm gonna die! Awesome!" Twice yelled as the ship was sailing away from him.
If Naruto hadn't used his devil fruit power to wrap an iron cable around Twice and pull him back on
Soon the black pearl sailed into the open water
"We're here. Welcome everyone to the Grandline!" Carina yelled as everyone looked out past the sea.
"Looks the same as any other sea to me" Power said with a bored tone of voice
"Eh!" Stitch said as he nodded In agreement
"So this is the grand line. We're finally here. Where my mother and uncle rule over their own territories" Naruto said as he gazed out at the vast sea
"Nervous captain?" Ikumi teased with a grin at her captain
"No. I'm pumped up. They made their marks on this sea. Now is my time. Full sail ahead! Today we announce to the new world that we're coming!" Naruto ordered with a grin
"You know now that I think about it I don't think I've been told any of your motivations on why you're even sailing as a crew of pirates. I mean you all have such vastly different personalities that I just don't see any commonality to why you'd sail together" Reiju admitted
"We all have one thing in common my dear" Naruto said as he smiled
"A voice in your head telling you to kill others?" Twice asked with a quirked eyebrow as he swung from his iron rope seeing as he was still tied up In the sails
"Oh you have one too?" Power asked curiously
"…." Silence that was all that was met with in response to that before Erza broke it
"this is a crew of idiots" Erza said with a sigh
"I know, isn't it great?" Miyuki asked with a smile at this as she and Mei high fived
"Anyway what we all have in common is our wish for freedom to live how we want. To go where we want. These seas are our ticket to follow our dreams and to be free. Money. Power. Fame. Women. Whatever we all individually wish to gain we can find on these seas. And no government can control us as we sail. On these seas we are the master of our own fate!" Naruto exclaimed with a grin
"Huh you actually sound like a worthwhile pirate brat" an old man said from a lighthouse nearby
"Oh god, another voice!" Twice yelled panicking
"No I heard that too" Denji said as he peered over the side to see a very old man at a lighthouse sitting in a lawn chair reading a newspaper "uh who are you exactly?" Denji asked
"Names Crocus. I live here. You kid with the spiky blonde hair. What's your name?" Crocus asked as he looked at Naruto
"Naruto D Uzumaki. Captain of the Iron Blood pirates" Naruto introduced himself making the old man pause
"You related to Kushina Uzumaki by chance?" Crocus asked putting down his paper
"Yup that's my mom" Naruto said with a smile
"... she had a spawn? Thank god I'm no longer sailing on that ship with her. That girl was a demon in human skin. I swear I once saw her eat a man." Crocus said with a shudder
"She did that? Heh maybe I will call her mom" Power said with a fanged grin
"... I highly doubt she did that Power." Naruto said with a sigh at his sister
"No but she did gut a guy who called her sweet cheeks and smacked her ass. The marines never did find that body" Crocus said with a sigh
"... now that I believe" Naruto said flatly
"Gahahahahaha! OK she's definitely my mom!" Power laughed as she held her sides
"She related to your mom kid?" Crocus asked curiously
"It's complicated but technically yes" Naruto said not wanting to spread around Power's origin
"I see. hmmmmm anyways I'm sure you don't want to hear an old man ramble on about the days of old and the very many instances of homicide your mother committed. So I'll let you continue on to the grand line. Enjoy your adventure. And if you live long enough to meet your mother tell her she still owes Crocus 10 belli" Crocus said as he went back to his paper
"Thanks old man!" Naruto yelled as the black pearl sailed off
Crocus chuckled at this before he took out a Transponder Snail and sent an encoded message on it before he went back to his paper
(Sabaody Archipelago)
Inside a bar an older woman and male were both sitting at the bar before the Transponder Snail went off
"Rayleigh you have a new message on the Transponder snail" the woman told her male companion
The old man groaned as he grabbed the Snail which started to print out a message from its mouth which he took
"What is it?" The woman asked curiously
"Huh looks like Kushina's kids have arrived in the Grand Line Shakky….. wait kids? I thought she just had the one" Rayleigh said looking back at the photos of Naruto and Power confused as all hell
"I'm sure there's some reasonable explanation… or something completely stupid given her reputation" Shakky said as she went to smoke a cigarette
"Well I'll forward the pictures to Kushina and Shanks. At least she will want to know they made it alive to the Grand Line" Rayleigh said as he approached the Transponder Snail
(with Kushina)
"No Esdeath I do not know where in the North Blue my son currently is. You want to hunt him do it yourself" Kushina said with a groan to her 13th division commander who scowled
"Captain we have a message from your old vice captain" Mikoto said as she approached her captain with two pictures in her hand
"Rayleigh? What's the old man want?" Kushina asked as she approached
"He said he's sending a message to inform you your children have made it to the grand line." Mikoto said
"Heh I knew he would make it to the grand- wait children as in plural?" Kushina said with a chuckle before she paused and looked at Mikoto
"Yes. Here's the photo" Mikoto said showing Kushina the picture of Naruto and Power
"... when did I get a daughter. Also how did I get a daughter?" Kushina asked confused
"Well there were reports that Orochimaru was trying to clone powerful pirates for the world gov-" Mikoto was saying before she was cut off
"The fuck?! That snake fucker tried to clone me?!?!" Kushina yelled as she unleashed some conquerors haki
"...Two?! Two children?! I'll kill them both!" Esdeath yelled releasing her own conqueror's haki in a furious rage before jumping into a nearby sailboat
"... that may be a problem later" Mikoto said flatly watching Esdeath sail away
"Eh if she's actually my kid she will be fine. And if Naruto can prove himself to her she'll probably lay off. Or she'll end up my daughter in law." Kushina shrugged
"Wait so you're ok with this Clone of you?" Mikoto questioned curiously
"Eh? It's not her fault how she was born, my problem is with that snake fucker. Call Rumi and Yoruichi and tell them to hunt him down. I want his skin torn off and used as a sail for one of our boats" Kushina ordered
"... you're being surprisingly reasonable. More so than usual" Mikoto admitted
"All mothers have soft spots for their children. Well almost all moms. Maybe not the fat bitch" Kushina said with a scowl
"We'll end her someday, captain. You know we will" Mikoto told her placing a hand on Kushina's shoulder
"I know…. Okay you lot raise anchor. We have things to do and marines to terrorize!" Kushina ordered as her crew set out to get the ship ready to sail
(The Black Pearl)
it had been half a day since the ship had set sail and everyone was doing their own thing on the deck of the ship
"So where to first?" Naruto asked Carina who was at the wheel of the ship
"While this map doesn't have every island on the grand line it does have a few of them listed. This log pose has us heading towards one called Whisky Peak" Carina explained holding up one of the log poses handed to her by Reiju.
"Whiskey Peak?" Erza asked unfamiliar with the island name
"Whoo! Let's get shit faced!" Twice yelled as he held up a liquor bottle
"Can everyone stop raiding my damn kitchen?" Ikumi groaned out seeing Twice down a bottle of whiskey
"I'll get you a lock for the fridges when we get to Whiskey Peak" Naruto offered to his chef
"Make it a sea stone lock mister!" Ikumi ordered
"Yes dear. Whatever you say dear" Naruto said with a feeble tone to tease her
"You mocking me?!" Ikumi asked with a twitching eyebrow
"No dear. You're the love of my life dear. Don't ask why there is a noose under my bed dear- ow!" Naruto was saying with the same feeble tone before Ikumi broke a chair on his back "Ok I deserved some of that" Naruto groaned out as he shakily stood up from the chair hit
"If our heading is Correct We'll make it to Whiskey Peak around nightfall" Reiju said looking at the Map with Carina
"You know anything about this Whiskey peak?" Cheetara asked Reiju curiously
"Negative. I've never been here before. I have however heard a few rumors that bounty hunters are prevalent in this area though I don't know if it's specifically in Whiskey Peak or a neighboring island" Reiju admitted as she only ever knew anything Germa 66 knew as a whole. So if they hadn't been there for a battle or war she wasn't sure of it
"Bounty hunters eh? I'm sure we can take em down" Denji said with a confident smirk
"We'll make them see the face of god if they fuck with us!" Power yelled grinning viciously
"Save the bloodlust for if they try something." Naruto ordered the two firmly
"Ugh fine. No fun I swear" Power grumbled
"That's not true. The ladies always say I'm fun" Naruto said wrapping an arm around Seras for emphasis making the police girl blush
"Yeah well I'm not one of your cum dumps" Power said flatly
"Yea you're my baby sister and- oof!" Naruto was saying before he was slugged in the gut by Power to stop him from talking "... mutiny…" Naruto groaned out as he went to his knee from the hit
"Oh that was a love tap captain. Any brother of mind would be able to take that hit easily" Power scoffed with a shake of her head
"Heh so you do like when I call you sis" Naruto said with a smirk
Power's eyebrow started to twitch at this before she summoned a blood mallet from her wrist "die!" She yelled before trying to bring it down on Naruto's hand only for the mallet to stop "huh?" She questioned as she kept trying to move it but it wouldn't budge an inch
"So are you aware of how much iron is in blood? Especially in your blood with how much meat you eat?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"No fair!" Power yelled out as she struggled to overcome the blood mallet but it wouldn't budge
"Oh relax I can't manipulate it while it's inside of you. Just when you bring it out as a weapon. I mean for now at least. Who knows how it'll be down the line" Naruto said with a shrug as he moved the mallet around in the air to show off a bit
"You all should make preparations for landfall. I'll keep steering and keep watch on the log pose" Carina told them
"Right ok crew get ready! We don't know what we will find on this island so stay alert!" Naruto yelled at his crew as he let Power have her blood hammer back which she put away by absorbing into her wrist
(Nightfall Whiskey Peak)
Naruto and his crew walked onto the sandy island filled with various stone buildings and massive Cacti.
"Now remember we shouldn't seek out any attention while here since everyone should be asleep" Naruto ordered
"Captain I Spy a fellow pirate ship" Erza said as she pointed at what looked like a caravel styled ship docked nearby that had what looked like a jolly roger with a yellow and red straw hat as the flag.
"Why does that symbol look familiar?" Naruto asked in thought trying to recall where he saw it before they heard the sound of gunfire nearby "the hell?" Naruto asked as he and his crew suddenly hightailed it into the nearby town
"No please have mercy!" A nun holding a scared child said looking up at a man with 3 swords and green hair
"Hey! Who attacks a nun?!" Denji yelled as went to run at the green haired man and reached to pull his chord only for Erza to stop him as she saw the nun reaching for something
"Or try some blinding Powder!" The nun yelled holding Up a large cross that fired at the green haired man who dodged it easily
"Eh?" Denji asked raising an eyebrow at this
"You'd be better off trying that cheap trick on someone who'd fall for it. The flat of the blade is merciful enough for you" the green haired man said as he walked past the nun and child who both fell unconscious after he hit them
"Huh not bad form" Erza said watching this man's skill with a blade
"Who are you? you with These bounty hunters?" The green haired man asked as he pointed his blade at the Ironblood Pirates
"Relax my swordsman friend. We just arrived at this island. I assume that ship with the straw hat jolly roger is your ship?" Naruto asked holding up a hand to show they were Coming in peace
"Yes that's our ship. Now if you're not with them then I assume you're pirates as well." The man questioned
"Indeed the name's Naruto D Uzumaki. Captain of the Iron Blood pirates" Naruto introduced Himself making all the bounty hunters freeze as they went to try and attack the green haired man
"It's him! The celestial dragon slayer! He's arrived here!" One of the bounty hunters yelled gulping in fear
"His crew's here too. 'Armory' Erza Scarlet, 'Police girl' Seras Victoria, 'Chainsaw man' Denji, Jin 'Twice' Bubaigawara, 'Hellcat' Carina, 'Butcher' Ikumi Mito, 'Satan's Surgeon' Orihime Inoue, 'Mechanist' Miyuki Ayukawa, and 'Mayday' Mei Hatsume" another bounty hunter said in awe
"Oi! Where's the fear for me?!" Power yelled out in frustration
"You need to earn a bounty newbie" Twice said with a thumbs up
"Oh? I do. Alright, how many corpses do I need to make for that?" Power asked viciously as she made a blood Mallet appear in her hands
"T-the red death! There's another one!" A bounty hunter yelled in horror
"So now that you've gone on your spiel about who we are I have a question for you all. Who wants to be our enemy?" Naruto asked drawing his blade as his group got their weapons ready
"If we capture Ironblood we'll make an easy 150 million berri. This is our chance to strike it rich for the organization!" A bounty hunter greedily exclaimed
"150 million? I thought I was only 50 million?" Naruto question before a blood spear was thrown into the bounty hunter's throat by Power
"If he's 150 million then consider me 300 million you bastards! I'll make you all suffer for overlooking me!" Power yelled before she charged ahead to help cut down bounty hunters
"So what about you grass hair? Want to fight us or you want some help dealing with these idiots?" Denji asked
"Not interested, these guys were looking to take in my captain and crew after feeding us and being all friendly. That's the only reason I was fighting them. I won't stop you If you want to take some of them down. Just don't get in my way" The green haired man responded firmly
"Ah a pirate with some loyalty, I like that! Ok Crew let's help uh.. what's your name?" Naruto asked as he looked at the green haired man
"Just call me Zoro" The now named Zoro said as he pulled out two of his three katanas before charging into the battle and slashing down a bandit before climbing up a ladder to get to higher ground
"Alright help Zoro crew. Have fun ladies and gentlemen." Naruto said with a grin as he and his crew ran at the bounty hunters and started to cut them down
"Let's rev it up!" Denji yelled as he ran at a group of bounty hunters before pulling the cord on his chest. Bringing out his head and arm chainsaws with an insane cackle before he tore through some of the bounty hunters weapons
"Demon! A fucking chainsaw demon!" A bounty hunter that had his rifle cut apart screamed before a blood tendril wrapped around his mouth
"Enough whining you little bitch!" Power yelled as she grabbed the tendril and threw the man into the air, sending him crashing into another bounty hunter trying to leap at her from behind. "Let's have a bet on who takes out the most of these clowns!" Power Yelled
"I already have 5 more than you!" Denji yelled as he attacked more bounty hunters that tried to attack him from behind
"The hell you do! You only disarmed them!" Power yelled as the two started to argue while still beating down any hunters that came at them. Not even paying attention to who they were beating up or keeping track of them as they were too caught up in their argument
"Get the pink outfitted one! She doesn't have a bounty so she's gotta be weak!" A group of three hunters yelled as they charged at Reiju with spears.
Reiju ducked under the spear strikes and sent a kick into one of them. Sending him crashing into a building nearby which collapsed onto the man and making the other 2 pause.
"Weak am I?" Reiju asked smirking at the other two bounty hunters who were now pasty white
"Oi! What the hell is going on out here?! I was sleeping damn it!" a male voice yelled as a blonde man whose hair was covering one of his eyes came out of the destroyed building "Reiju?!" the man yelled wide eyed seeing the pink haired woman
"Sanji?" Reiju asked with a look of surprise on her face as another bounty hunter tried to attack her from behind with a sword only for Naruto to intercept it with his own.
"Catch up with this guy later sexy. We have a bunch of idiots to take out" Naruto told her as he used his sword to disarm the hunter and take it for himself "Yield or die" Naruto demanded as he held the man's own sword at his neck
"Yield! I Yield!" The hunter yelled terrified
"Good. Now dance as you run away!" Naruto ordered as the man started to run "I said dance! Dammit I need some entertainment from these weaklings" Naruto groaned out
"Hey! What's going on out here?!?!" a voice yelled
Naruto and co turned to see a young man with a red shirt, blue shorts, and a straw hat with a very large belly
"Oh god it's an evil fat man! That psychic was right! I'll be eaten to death!" Twice yelled out dramatically
"Hide the chocolate! And the meat!" Power yelled
"Meat?! Where?!" The fat man yelled
"There is no meat. Are you with these bounty hunters?" Erza asked as she glared at the teen
"Neh? Bounty hunters? What bounty hunters? Did they attack the townsfolk?" The man asked confused
"…..esta stupid" Stitch said as he tilted his head in confusion
"That's my captain Luffy" Zoro said with a sigh before he was hit with a wooden ladder by a heavily muscled woman with dark skin and pink hair in a red and white checkered dress "gah! That one actually hurt" Zoro groaned
"You all are putting up a good effort but no man can best me" the woman said as she placed brass knuckles on her hands
"Oh is that so? Ok then. Seras take her down" Naruto ordered as he looked at Seras
"I'm on it you explain to the idiot" Seras said with a sigh as she cracked her knuckles and approached the woman while jerking her head at the fat teen boy
"Eh? Explain what?" the fat teen boy asked as he looked at everyone
"The Townsfolk are Bounty Hunters. You were all fed and tricked so they could sell you off for profit. We showed up when your swordsman was fighting them off and figured we'd help." Naruto explained
"Oh! I thought you all were attacking them cause they ran out of food for you all cause we ate it hahahahahaha!" the teen said with a laugh
"... How do you function?" Erza asked flabbergasted at Zoro's captain as she cut down a bounty hunter
"Ha! I like you! You don't let things bother you, what's your name?" Naruto said with a laugh
"My name is Monkey D Luffy. I'm gonna be king of the pirates" Luffy said with a grin
"Ah, I remember hearing about you. You're the most wanted pirate in the East Blue after you took out Buggy the clown, Don Krieg, and Arlong. Well done." Naruto said with a grin before he saw a bounty hunter fire a gun at Luffy which Naruto stopped the bullet with his power before he sent it back at the bounty hunter "I however am the North Blue's current most wanted. Naruto D Uzumaki" Naruto introduced himself
"You're a pirate too?" Luffy asked with a raised eyebrow
"Yes. You want to be the king right? All sorts of pirates are after that crown. Me though I'm not one of them." Naruto said
"Well that's good now I don't have to beat you up whiskers" Luffy said with a smile
"Oh? Just because I'm not after the crown you think I'm your ally?" Naruto asked as he raised an eyebrow
"Eh? Why not we don't have a reason to fight right?" Luffy questioned
"…..true plus having allies can help especially in the Grand Line. Fair enough in that case. I propose an alliance. Between the Iron Blood Pirates and uh what are you guys called?" Naruto asked
"Oh were the straw hat pirates" Luffy said with a smile
"Fitting name. Very well. For this alliance let's beat down these bounty hunters" Naruto offered as Seras threw the muscled woman to the ground in front of Naruto from a judo throw
"That was far too easy" Seras said as she dusted off her hands
"Gah! Get your mutated koala off!" a man wearing a crown yelled as he was wrestled to the ground by Stitch
"Meega not koala!" Stitch yelled as he grew his second pair of arms and grabbed the man's metal bat ready to start beating the man to death
"Talking pet!" Luffy yelled as he looked at Stitch with stars in his eyes
"This the leader?" Cheetara asked as she kicked a man into a wall before backhanding him unconscious
"Possibly. Either that or someone with terrible fashion sense" Naruto said as he walked over to the man
"You will pay for this? Mr 8 and Miss Wednesday are still around to fight you! You have no chance against us!" The man yelled before Stitch smacked him with his own bat
"Oh? There's some people actually able to fight? Then tell me what would their reaction be if I say crushed that crown of yours around your head and made your skull go pop?" Naruto asked with a savage grin
"……I surrender!" the man yelled after a fre moments of thought
"Yeah that's what I thought. Alright Where's this miss Wednesday. She sounds cute" Naruto asked as he stood up
"Oi Luffy Zoro we have a protection job!" a female voice yelled
"Nami? Is that you?" Carina asked as she saw what looked like a young woman with short orange hair approaching them with another young woman with long blue hair
"Carina?!" the orange haired woman yelled in surprise
"Well now this alliance is shaping up!" Naruto said with a grin as he approached the two with a bow "Greetings my dear beauties. I take it you two are a part of my new allies crew?" Naruto asked as he quickly greeted the two women
"eh? Uh who are the- wait I know you!" Nami yelled taking a step back
"oh. A lovely lady such as yourself knows my name. And yet I don't have the pleasure of knowing yours?" Naruto asked
"Hey! Back off whiskers!" Sanji yelled as he flew at Naruto throwing a kick at him which Naruto blocked with his arm
"Oi! Don't mess up my game man!" Naruto yelled
"Sanji you Idiot! Don't provoke him! He's dangerous!" Nami yelled out
"Oh my dear I don't bite. Unless you like that sort of thing I mean" Naruto said with a smirk
"Oi witch! What's this thing thats so important" Zoro demanded trying to get things back in track
"Don't call me a witch! Oh right! We're protecting this girl. She's a princess that infiltrated these bounty hunters. She's offering us a lot of money to protect her" Nami said with a grin as her eyes turned to belli signs
"Oh cool. We just formed an alliance with Whiskers there! He and his crew can help us!" Luffy yelled with a grin pointing at Naruto
"A princess eh? That explains the beauty" Naruto said with a bow to the blue haired woman
"Ah you must be the missing princess from Alabasta Vivi if I'm correct" Reiju said as she approached them seeing Sanji attacking Naruto who was still blocking his leg strike
"Reiju my dear since you know this well dressed gentleman, might you please tell him to stop kicking me? I'd rather not put these two beauties on edge from a fight" Naruto asked
Before Reiju could respond a massive explosion went off down the street getting their attention
They turned to see two figures. One with a man wearing a red trench coat with sunglasses and wild and crazy hair. The other was a woman with an umbrella and Long yellow dress. The two began to approach them
"Crew get Luffy's crew and Vivi to the docks, me and Luffy are gonna show these guys why we are the most wanted back in our home seas" Naruto said with a smirk
Seras and erza nodded at this as they led everyone away from the area leaving Naruto and Luffy to deal with the two arriving figures
"Oh my. How brave of you" The blonde woman with the umbrella giggled as the two approached them
"You have any idea who you're challenging?" The man asked firmly
"A hot chick and a boy band reject?" Naruto asked as he walked forward with Luffy next to him
"You obviously don't know who your dealing with kid. We're single digit agents of baroque works . This here is miss Valentine. And I'm mr 5" The man introduced
"Just 5? Boring! Luffy you can have him and work off that gut of yours. I'll take the sexy one" Naruto said as he moved his neck which audibly cracked
"Eh? Your a pervert like san-" Luffy was saying until he was cut off
BOOM!!!!
Before what looked like a speck hit luffy and exploded sending him flying into a building nearby
"You two brats have no chance against me. Every part of me is a bomb. My hair, my spit. Everything" Mr. 5 said as he scoffed at this
"... good job telling us how your lame powers work dumbass, hey where'd the girl go?" Naruto said flatly before he looked around curiously
"Ten thousand Kilo-press!" A voice shouted from above as miss valentine dropped from the air which Naruto rolled out of the way of as she crashed into the ground making a crater in the ground
"ok I'm all for women sitting on me and all but I don't need that much weight on me babe" Naruto said as the blonde woman got back up
"Oh you think you're so cute don't you" miss Valentine asked with an annoyed look on her face
"Well that's what the ladies in the North Blue all said." Naruto said
"North Blue eh? We dont keep track of the newbies, you have a bounty kid?" Mr 5 asked curiously as the north blue did have the occasional dangerous pirate
"150 million apparently. Name's Naruto D Uzumaki." Naruto introduced
Mr 5 and miss Valentine both froze and paled at this
"U-Uzumaki? as in Kushina and Shanks Uzumaki?" Mr 5 asked terrified
"Eh? Shanks? You know Shanks?" Luffy asked with a head tilt as he walked out of the building he was thrown into, his body now back to normal thanks to the food he ate being digested
"He's my uncle. Never met him though." Naruto answered simply
"EHHHHH?!?!?!?!" Luffy, Mr 5 and Miss Valentine yelled at this though Luffy didn't have fear when he yelled this, he was smiling brightly
"Yeah kind of hoping I Meet him and my mom somewhere on this sea. I want to see how I stack up as a pirate to them" Naruto said simply
"Mom?! There is no way I'm picking a fight with a yonko's nephew or the red death's kid!" Miss Valentine yelled out at this
"It's not like we can say no Miss Valentine" Mr 5 said with a sigh as he knew this was a bad situation
"Well then how about we settle this in other ways my dear. Say a bottle of wine and a quiet hotel room?" Naruto asked with a grin before mr 5 flicked a booger at him which exploded
"OK now let's go find the princess and deal with her, if we stay quiet then nobody will know we dealt with this brat-" Mr 5 was saying before the smoke from his explosion cleared away showing Naruto was still standing and his body was black thanks to his armament haki
"... ok one that is disgusting. And two if one more goddamned son of a bitch cockblocks me I'm gonna stick my sword where the sun don't shine" Naruto grunted out as his armament haki rescinded
"What the hell was that?" Miss Valentine asked wide eyed
"Let's just say I'm more qualified to make it through paradise and head to the new world. Now unless you two have an actual advantage in combat against us I'd suggest you run. The lady I'll spare. You though. I'll tear you to pieces" Naruto said as he pulled out his sword
"……I think a tactical retreat would be smart miss valentine" Mr 5 said before he ran off
"No shit you idiot! Wait for me!" Miss Valentine yelled as she took off after him
"Damn it I was so hoping to get with her. Oh well. Let's get back to the docks our crew's are probably worried" Naruto sighed before he shrugged as he put away his sword
"So you're really related to Shanks? That's so cool!" Luffy yelled with a grin
"Yeah. I'd rather get through the grand line on my own power though. Using his or my mom's name invokes fear but not fear that I earned. They just recognized my last name." Naruto said with a sigh
"Eh? Your mom is famous?" Luffy asked curiously as he followed Naruto towards the docks
"Yeah she's known as the Red Death Kushina Uzumaki. She leads a fleet of pirates. She's apparently incredibly dangerous on these seas." Naruto said with a grin
"I fought a guy with a fleet, guy just relied on numbers and weapons like a coward" Luffy said casually
"Definitely not mom's style from the stories I heard. She'd be the first to charge into a fight and she'd cut someone open for looking at her funny. And then she'd cut open their friend just because she could" Naruto said
"Hehehehhehe sounds like a fun lady!" Luffy said with a laugh
"... you're an odd one you know that?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow
"So?" Luffy asked with a head tilt
"Ha! Good attitude" Naruto said with a laugh as they approached the docks where their ships were both docked
"It's not fair!" Sanji yelled as he pounded his fist on the docks in despair
"What's with him?" Naruto asked curiously as he and Luffy approached
"Sanji is apparently upset most of your crew is women" a young man with a long nose said as he sighed
"It's not fair! How does he have a crew of such lovely ladies!" Sanji yelled to the heavens
"Because he has actual game and doesn't sound like a pathetic simpering fool" Denji said flatly making Power and Zoro snort from the insult
"What did you say you asshole?!" Sanji yelled with a fire in his eyes
"You know I could give you tips if you want. I do have several women I'm involved with" Naruto pointed out with a flat tone of voice as he wrapped an arm each around Miyuki and Seras
"……teach me master!" Sanji yelled bowing to him
"First piece of advice, women can smell desperation so I would recommend pulling back when you're flirting. Rule number 2 show genuine interest. Beauty and sex are wonderful but not all there is to enjoy with a woman. Their company, interests, and personalities should be something you cherish" Naruto said to Sanji who was taking notes
"……. Since when you fucking manwhore?" Ikumi asked baffled
"Oi! I'm very flirty, yes. I'll entice women to join me in bed if possible. That doesn't mean it's my only personality trait woman" Naruto said with a sigh
"You literally slept with men's wives back home" Ikumi deadpanned
"That was never proven despite how awesome it was! Which it wasn't since it never was proven!" Naruto yelled at Ikumi who rolled her eyes
"This is the crew you joined?" Nami asked Carina bewildered at this
"It was happenstance and he was the only option to get away from a marine base." Carina said simply
"Don't say that my dear Carina I know you like me" Naruto said with a grin
"... well I could do worse I guess for a captain" Carina said with a small smile
"And if I said I stole that bomb guy's wallet and was willing to share?" Naruto asked as he held up a sack and jingled it a bit showing it was full of coins
"... You. Me. Your bedroom after we leave this island." Carina said with a grin as she leaned forward and bounced her cleavage for Naruto's view
"For a wallet? Really Carina?" Nami asked baffled and wide eyed
"There's at least 5 million berri in there from what I saw" Naruto said as he handed the bag to Carina who smiled and hugged the bag
"... say Carina wanna invest that money in something?" Nami asked as her eyes became berri signs
"What you thinking partner?" Carina asked with a grin as the two went off to count and invest the money
"OK crew, let's introduce ourselves to our new allies and get out of here. We're sticking with them for a bit. Just in case they get attacked while leaving the island we can go our separate ways once we get more out to sea" Naruto said to his crew as he got on the ship
"Sure thing. I'm Denji the Chainsaw Man" Denji introduced himself with a nod
"The Name's Power. Piss me off and I'll drink your blood" Power told them
"Meega Stitch!" Stitch yelled as he climbed onto Power's shoulder
"I'm The Butcher Ikumi Mito. I'm their cook" Ikumi said with a small smile
"Satan's Surgeon Orihime Inoue." Orihime said with a smile and a wave
"The Mechanist Miyuki Ayukawa" Miyuki said with a grin
"Mayday Mei Hatsume. Has anyone seen a grenade I was tinkering with?" Mei asked before a loud explosion went off near the man with a long nose which incinerated a tree as he jumped away in a panic "oh there it is" Mei said with a laugh
"You almost killed me!" The long nosed man yelled in terror
"But I didn't though so no sweat right" Mei said simply
"Relax Usopp, they are allies!" Luffy said with a smile
"I'm Police Girl Seras Victoria" Seras said with a nod
"Armory Erza Scarlet" Erza said with a nod
"Cheetara" Cheetara said simply as she waved
"Hellcat Carina" Carina said as she and Nami came back from money counting
"I am the terror that flaps in The night. I am the cheese that is missing from your sandwich" Twice said with a cape he stole from a bounty hunter as he flourished it
"Ignore him, that's Twice. I'm Reiju Vinsmoke" Reiju said with a nod as Sanji scowled at the last name mentioned
"And I'm captain Naruto D Uzumaki. We are the Iron Blood Pirates" Naruto introduced with a bow
"D? Like Luffy?" Ussop asked with a raised eyebrow
"Yup. And before you ask I have no idea what it means. Now that we've introduced ourselves it's your turn" Naruto told the Strawhat pirates
"I'm Monkey D Luffy! I'm gonna be king of the pirates!" Luffy exclaimed with a grin
"Roronoa Zoro, swordsman" Zoro said simply with a nod
"Name's Nami, I'm the navigator of this crew." Nami greeted with a wave and a smile
"Sanji the cook" Sanji said simply
"I am the great captain Usopp-" Usopp was saying but….
Bonk!
Nami and luffy smacked him in the back of the head
"Ow! Ok I'm the sharpshooter" Usopp groaned as he rubbed the back of his head
"Sharp shooter…..mental note find one for our crew" Naruto said as he looked at his crew
"What About Bisca?" Erza pointed out
"I mean one for the main crew. She works better with the first division" Naruto said
"First division? As in he has other crew's working for him?" Nami asked her eyes widening at this information
"Yes he single handedly assaulted a marine base that had taken over my island. He freed all of us including me from execution" Erza explained as she pointed at Naruto
"Huh small world. That's how I got brought on to our crew" Zoro admitted
"See? I told you he's a good guy" Luffy said as he smiled
"Yes I deny any and all accusations against me" Naruto said as he crossed his arms
"So you didn't kill a world noble?" Nami asked raising an eyebrow at this
"... I deny most of the accusations against me" Naruto said after a few moments of silence
"He did what?!?! Abort mission! He's crazy!" Usopp yelled in terror
"Oh for- if I wanted to harm any of you I'd have done so by now instead of conversing with you" Naruto groaned out
"Cheer up master we at least know you're a good person" Seras said patting him on the back with a smile
"Master?!" Sanji yelled wide eyed before raising a fist to the sky
"OK let's just get out of here we don't need to stay here and attract more of baroque works agents" Vivi yelled from the Going Merry
"Indeed it's unwise to give away your positions" a female voice said from behind Vivi
"Eh?!?!" everyone yelled as they all looked at the newcomer
She was a tall woman with long black hair wearing a black cowboy hat and purple vest with a short black skirt as she sat on the railing of the ship.
"Y-you!" Vivi stuttered out as Naruto leapt onto the ship in front of her protectively
"oh so the rookie who killed a celestial dragon is the first to jump in front of a princess for protection. Quite the enigma you are Uzumaki" The woman said with a grin
"Not really I am just protective allies even if it's just been a hour so state your business, I assume you work for baroque works or whatever they were calling themselves" Naruto said as he
"Oh yes indeed. They call me miss All Sunday" the woman greeted
"Really? You look more like a Nico Robin to me" Naruto said with a smirk Making the woman pause
"That name has no meaning to me" Miss All Sunday said simply as she schooled herself
"Uh huh sure. So you just happen to look like this poor kid who got a big bounty. It pissed me off when I saw the poster as a kid" Naruto said as he scowled
"Oh yeah I remember that! you were saying that Ohara incident was obvious bullshit until your grandma beat the crap out of you" Ikumi said as she recalled Naruto finding out about the 'devils of Ohara' in school on the island and calling it out immediately
Miss all Sunday's eyes slightly widened at this before she composed herself yet again
"Who's her Partner if she's part of Baroque works?" Nami asked
"The boss Mr 0. I can't tell you his name or you'll be targeted" Vivi said terrified
"You're already targeted and so are we if she's in front of us" Erza pointed out as she brought a sword out
"Oh? It's someone high up then? Someone who's keeping his identity hidden probably because of his status. So tell me then Miss All sunday. What's your bosses actual name?" Naruto asked
"Sorry Mr Uzumaki but you will need to figure it out yourself" Miss All Sunday said with a small chuckle
"Oh its not that hard, let's see high up in status so he has to hide and your from a desert kingdom right Vivi?" Naruto asked as he looked at the princess
"Y-Yes" Vivi said nervously
Naruto smirked at this as he turned to look at Miss All Sunday "It's Crocodile of the warlords of the sea Right?" Naruto asked making Miss All Sunday's eyes widen
"How-" she was asking before Naruto cut her off
"It's not that hard to figure out. Especially when it comes to me. I've been planning for a long time how I'd take down each of those government dogs." Naruto said as he shrugged
"Pffft yeah except for Hanco-" ikumi was saying with a scoff before she was interrupted
"I reserve the right to give a hot woman a pass, damn it! Have you seen her?! Even you would have a thing for her!" Naruto yelled at his cook
"……true" Ikumi said with a sigh of defeat at her captain's point
"The fact that you figured it out means you'll all be targeted by our bounty hunters" miss all Sunday stated
"Are they just as weak as the pissants we drove off?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow
"Stronger. But perhaps I can help. A princess willing to do anything for her country and making enemies of Baroque works is ridiculous." Miss All Sunday said with a firm look at Vivi who glared back. "But fortunately for you all I have no orders to follow here" She said "and I wish to see what you all can do against us" The woman said before pulling out a log pose "This is an eternal log pose straight to an island close to Alabasta known as Korona Island. Take it there or risk dying elsewhere. Without it you won't make it far"
"Oi! You don't control our adventure!" Luffy yelled angrily
"Hold it Luffy. It's a good idea. We will take the log pose and you can tell your boss Vivi is with us" Naruto said as he caught the eternal pose Miss All Sunday tossed him
"As you wish Mr Uzumaki" miss all Sunday said as she walked towards the edge of the ship and jumped off and onto a giant turtle which swam away with her riding on top
"So you're gonna take Vivi with you?" Nami asked Naruto curiously
"Nope, you guys are, and while she stays with you we will use this eternal pose and distract them seeing as they will assume she is with us because I have the higher bounty. We can draw away higher up bounty hunters sent after us this way as well" Naruto said as he went back to his ship
"Huh that's pretty clever" Nami said as she watched Naruto
"We will meet again at Alabasta. And when we do. We have a crocodile to skin" Naruto said
"See ya soon whiskers!" Luffy yelled at Naruto with a wave as both their ships sailed out to sea
"Oi! Only the ladies call me that! Use my name at least!" Naruto yelled at Luffy
"you'll get used to it" Usopp said with a sigh
"I will not. The ladies can call me whiskers, master, god. Whatever they want. But I refuse such things from a dude!" Naruto yelled back
"Yea yea hand over that eternal pose captain so I can set our heading" Carina said as she rolled her eyes
"of course my dear" Naruto said handing it to her while Reiju approached the railing and looked at the Going Merry which was getting farther away
"Sanji!" She yelled getting the strawhat cook's attention "Don't get killed!" she yelled
Sanji paused at this before he nodded at this as the ship left
"Is he an ex or something?" Naruto asked curiously
"No he's my little brother" Reiju said with a casual tone
"Little brother eh? Dammit guess I gotta make sure he doesn't die huh my dear?" Naruto asked with a smile
"…..thanks" Reiju said as she nodded at Naruto in appreciation
"No problem, now let's get to the next island, oh! and Erza call Mirajane and tell her I expect her crew to be in Alabasta when we arrive." Naruto ordered his vice captain
"Yes captain!" Erza said with a resolute nod.
"Good. Ladies and Gentlemen. Let's go to Korona Island! It should be a smooth sailing from here on out" Naruto told them
(On an island in the Grand Line)
On an island near Nanimonai island known as Korona Island, the sun was rising and on a Cliffside watching the sunset was what looked like a very big young woman with brown hair put up in pigtails, she wa salsa wearing a brown leotard and brown boots and gloves
"I knew I'd find you up here Diane" a female voice said as a woman with long red hair with a skull accessory clip in her hair and two golden chopsticks wearing a black and red flame patterned bikini top and a pair of very short black shorts with a large sniper rifle on her back approached her
The now named Diane looked down at the small human woman as she approached her "hey Yoko. Are they still trying to pay you to kill me?" she asked
The now named Yoko waved at her giant friend as she approached "yea they are though they still won't take no for an answer. I'm half tempted to take the money and buy us a ship so we can get out of here" Yoko said with a sigh
"Then what's stopping us?" Diane asked curiously
"…..what happened to not wanting to fight? Yoko asked curiously
"I Don't. We're not fighting, we're scamming a bunch of bullies and leaving. Besides I'm sick of them attacking me while bathing under a waterfall" Diane said
Yoko laughed at this as she nodded works for me ok let's do this Yoko said as she and Diane made plans to escape this island once and for all.