ShortBox Chapter 2

RWBY Magiaverse chapter 2

Ozpin you cunt

Timelord_OZ is online (Augustus Ozpin)

GoodWitch09 is online (Glynda GoodWitch)

PepperPort is online (Peter Port)

HistoryCoffee is online (Bartholomew Oobleck)

GW: Has anyone seen Roxanne anywhere, the school term is about to start, and i want to know what her plans are for the coming term.

PP: no, I have not seen her and i was looking at the student dorm and young miss Branwen is not present at all, Timelord_OZ, do you know?

HC: Yes yes OZ do you where they are.

GW: Ozpin

HC: Ozpin

PP: Ozpin

TL: wow, impressive those were sent out

GW: wieujgdwegfqwhquiwghqwioihdiuhuig

PP: wait what happened to Glyn, Bart are you near her position.

HC: Yes I am and even I might have a stroke with what I am seeing.

TL: what happened, is it something to do with the Branwen sisters or just miss Roxxane.

Someone hold my Beer CatchingFire is now Online.

CF: nah, Glynda just had a mild gay panic, she was walking into the teachers' lounge area and walked into young Alistar while trying to type her next response and looked up to Roxanne in her pandora armor.

GW: Oi I was not having a gay panic I just accidently key smashed when I bumped into Miss Alistar, Roman don't spread stuff that are false.

CF: right, and im the president of atlas and a tooth fairy, you my friend ARE gay.

GW: I am not

CF: you are

GW: am not

CF: you are

GW: am not

Everyone take cover the beat has dropped, and she has some weed, CampPunk is now online

CP: Whoa, holy Monty, who started the fire, shit what the hell dude.

TL: Really CampPunk, and why is your online announcement involving Weed

CP: one, I thought it be funny, two I lost a bet and three, I thought it was funny

PP: wait a minute CampPunk are you high right now

CP: No…Why whoud you think dat.

GW: according to her sister, she fell into a hole filled with NymphRoots and got high from it.

TL: What impress me is her resistance, she wasn't high when she typed her first two messages, and her mission was 5 hours ago.

CF: it's from one of her combat attire, Pandora, when she wears it, she is unaffected by things that normally hinder a person like poison or heck I even saw her take a greatsword to the chest without aura and she moved like the didn't stabbed in the chest.

GW: I've had worse with her, on a mission to fight some rouge wyrms, she got her left arm bitten off and yet still had the idea of using her chains as a extension of her body and grabbed her greatsword to fight the wyrms without aura and then after the fight used her aura to jumpstart her abilities as a high rank cryptid and regenerate her arm back.

Everyone else: Holy Shit.

CF: So, Goliath in the room, you saw Roxxanne in her shorts with no bra practically on with only her armor pieces to protect what modesty she has.

GW: BROTHERS DAMN IT ROMAN, FUCK YOU

CF: no thanks , one, I'm gay, second, it's not me you want to fuck