On a beautiful sunny Saturday in the United Tribe Territory, everyone was already up and about doing their usual routines and activities like Humphrey was walking through the grassy fields going to meet up with his friends to participate in Omega shenanigans. When Humphrey saw his friends he noticed that one of them was missing and that was Shakey, "Hey guys where's Shakey?"Humphrey asked looking between Mooch and Salty who looked at each other in confusion "We thought he'd be with you."Mooch said with a little shrug "huh maybe he's still sleeping."Salty suggested "Well hang on I'll wake him up we can't start the fun without Shakey."Humphrey said with a as he began to walk away from the duo and towards Shakey's den, about a minute later Humphrey came back not only without Shakey but with a deeply disturbed expression on his face like he just saw a ghost.
"Hey where's Shakey?"Salty asked Humphrey looked at them awkwardly "well he's at his den with Reba and Janice...and they were...uh..you know."Humphrey said making a little gesture Salty and Mooch eyes widened in horror "woah all three of them?!"Salty asked "lucky, wait which one of those girls did he marry again."Mooch asked curiously "he married Janice,we went to his wedding remember?"Humphrey reminded "Oh yeah."Mooch said "he might as well married both of them,that lucky little..."Salty grumbled frowning Humphrey looked at his friend with concern "uh is there something you want to talk about?"
"It bugs me that you and Shakey are the only ones in our group that has wives while me and Mooch are single."Salty said "yeah and we have been single for 14 years,we haven't had a single girlfriend."Mooch added "Well hang on Mooch that's not true,you remember you dated Sweets for a couple of months?"Humphrey asked "that doesn't count Humphrey,she was just using me to make her ex boyfriend jealous and they immediately got back together."Mooch said still upset about that Humphrey felt sorry for them, his friends happiness was important to him.
"Why can't we have what you have Humphrey,we want a beautiful wife like Kate,I mean look at her."Salty said gesturing to Kate who was carrying Chalk in her arms talking to other alphas "she has the body and appearance of a goddess,she's kind, supportive, a great mother,teacher,alpha and tribe leader,and you Humphrey an omega who's awkward and sometimes fart in his sleep captured her heart, how did you do it?!"Salty asked a little desperately. Humphrey tried to answer that but he couldn't exactly,even he deep down was suprise he married Kate, they were polar opposite but still they made the relationship and marriage thrive. "I...look guys you shouldn't let this get to you, you'll find that special someone."Humphrey said in a reassuring way "but when?"Mooch asked with sad eyes "be patent my husky omega brother and keep searching,one day you'll find a girl that's as beautiful as Kate or Lilly."Humphrey said with a smile Salty and Mooch were still a little bit bummed out but it lifted there spirits knowing Humphrey believed that could find girlfriends in the future.
It was then they heard a familiar male voice behind them "hey guys I'm here." the trio turned around to see Shakey behind them , he was wearing his loincloth and his fur and hair was a little messy they stared at Shakey with blank uncomfortable stares confusing him "what?"he asked.
The End