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Chapter 14

Sex Education Tutoring

Emmett

I watched Bella's truck until it disappeared. Then I slipped into the woods so no one would see my skin glistening in the sunlight. On the way home, a herd of wapiti ran into me. I rolled my eyes in boredom, jumped, and grabbed the biggest one.

If I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it.

Five minutes later I was at home.

Alice and Jasper were lounging around on the couch watching 'The Biggest Loser'.

"Oh Emmett, I've been expecting you," she warbled happily.

I knew she would savor the fact that I needed her help in such a matter.

"Don't make it worse than it is, Alice."

She smiled at me innocently.

"How could I. After all, it's about Bella ... I'm deadly serious."

Jasper sat up and looked at us in confusion.

"What exactly is going on here?", Jasper asked.

Alice turned to him with a huge grin.

"Emmett needs sex ed tutoring."

They both started laughing.

Alice calmed down before of Jasper and made a serious face. With her hand she pointed me to the armchair next to the sofa.

"Where are Carlisle and Esmé, anyway?" I wondered.

"You're already going off topic before we've even started? Hihi ... Carlisle is still in the hospital and Esmé is down in the garden planting some fresh flowers. But now back to the topic. Tell us about your business that brings you to us today," she said with utter dorky formality.

I guess it had to be done. I did it for Bella and the two were my siblings.

"You already know that, Alice."

But of course she would force me to tell it myself.

"I want to hear it from you. And it's not like Jasper knows what it's about."

She looked briefly at Jasper and then smiled at me with a mischievous smile.

I took one deep breath.

"So ... Bella is still a virgin. And I don't know how to ... well ... I'm just afraid of hurting her," I admitted.

I felt a slight calm spreading through me. Jasper ... of course.

"So," Alice began in a headmistress manner, "in this case, we have to start from scratch. So Emmett, there are florets and there are little bees. Some little bees have a slightly bigger stinger than other bee ..."

"ALICE!", I interrupted her. I turned away from her and looked to Jasper. "Jazz, please help me. Have you ever had a ... situation like this before?"

He shook his head regretfully.

"Sorry, brother ... you'll have to rely on the little lunatic next to me." And turning to Alice aka the little lunatic, he said, "Don't torture him so much, honey. I'll go and help Esmé."

He gave her a kiss and flew away.

And that's it for male support.

"Good, I'm serious now. Sit next to me on the sofa."

She tapped the upholstery.

God, she seemed like an old bag trying to lure a little blonde girl next to him. I knew that talking back was futile, so I went to her.

"Good. First point ... romance. Make that she feels comfortable. Put up some candles or something. I know you're not much of a romantic, but just try to make it comfortable for her," she said seriously.

"What do you mean by 'I'm not romantic'?", I asked.

She hit me on the fingers with a ruler.

Where had she gotten that from now?

"Raise your hand if you're interrupting my class. And to your question ... come on, Emmett. If you had a choice between candlelit cuddle sex and wild sex on the kitchen counter, which do you think you'd choose?" she asked.

Well, that was clear.

Without letting me answer, she continued speaking.

"See, I told you so. That brings us to point two ... the place. Don't do anything crazy, just stay in bed. You don't want to overwhelm her. Which brings us to point three ... the position. Don't overwhelm her with any Kamasutra. You are on top ... done. If she asks to be on top, you can let her. But help her with the movements, guide her hips a bit. Oh ... and show her when you like something. Otherwise she'll feel insecure. Fourth poi ..."

I held up my hand.

"Yes, what is?"

"What do you mean by 'show her when I like something'?"

The little one talked so fast that I had to listen intently to what she was saying so as not to miss anything.

She rolled her eyes.

"Moan, Emmett. But come to think of it, you're good enough at that," she warbled.

"Yes, Alice, it's okay. I'm a little loud during sex, we all get it. Go ahead."

"A little bit is just a little biiit understatement," she mumbled. "So fourth point ... foreplay. Make it last as long as it can. She'll relax and get wet. And don't you dare penetrate her when she's not wet yet!", she grumbled at me. "Point five ... penetration. When you penetrate her, do it as slowly as possible, please. We've all seen you naked before. And yes ... you're proud of it, but especially with this ... umm ... God-given size ... you should proceed carefully on the first few thrusts. And pay attention to her reactions. You'll know if something hurts her or if she likes it. Yes, that's about all," she finished her lecture.

She had not really told me much new. I had already thought most of it myself anyway. But I let her have her fun.

I decided to hang around for a while and then go to Bella's at two o'clock.

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