Talking in the Quiet Car
By Bashfulglowfly
Naruto Uzumaki settled into the train seat next to his fiancé, Gaara Sabaku. The other man smiled and gently clasped Naruto's hand before leaning his head back against the seat and closing his eyes.
After a day in the City, Gaara preferred to come home in the Quiet Car so that he could decompress after a long day of meetings. Naruto didn't mind. He just made sure that the volume was turned off on his tablet while he played games or read a book.
"Sakura! I'm on my way home! I'll be there about seven. What do you want me to do? It's not like I can make the train go faster."
The loud voice of the man who had just entered the Quiet Car disturbed the people who had come there for the peace and quiet.
"Sakura! I'm sorry I'm missing her recital. But it's not like she isn't going to be having others!"
Hisses of displeasure and low voiced "Shhhh!" were ignored by the black-haired man as he strode down the aisle and picked a seat across from Naruto and Gaara.
"God dammit! I'm putting a roof over your head, clothes on your back and food in your mouth! So, you're just going to have to deal with me not being there for every inconsequential thing you come up with!"
Naruto felt Gaara squeeze his hand. He looked at his fiancé and watched with concern as anger flickered across the red-head's face. Quietly, Naruto raised the other man's hand to his lips and gently kissed the pale knuckles.
Gaara opened teal eyes, gazed into blue ones, and raised an eyebrow at the mischievous look within.
Naruto gently pulled his hand away, stood up and moved across the aisle and bent down next to the noisy man who was still talking quite loudly and rudely to his wife. Naruto spoke softly "Sir, this is the Quiet Car. You are disturbing the other passengers."
The man barely pulled the phone away from his ear "Fuck off. I paid for this seat just like everyone else."
Naruto smiled. With a small hint of fang.
Gaara knew he was going to enjoy what was going to come next.
Naruto bent closer and in a normal tone of voice said, "Hang up the phone and fuck me!"
The man stared at him in shock.
From the phone, Naruto heard a shrill voice scream "Sasuke! Who's that?!"
Still bent over close to the other man's phone, Naruto spoke again "Harder, Sasu-daddy! Your baby boy likes it like that! Harder, harder, HARDER! SASU-DADDY!"
Gaara and the rest of the passengers were doing what they could to keep their howls of laughter from filling the car.
Shrill screams of rage emanated from Sasuke's phone.
The black-haired man stared at Naruto in pale-faced horror then leapt to his feet, grabbed his belongings, and fled the car.
Quiet applause briefly filled the air and Naruto gave his appreciative audience a dramatic bow in return.
Gaara leaned over and in a quiet whisper "I'm going to give you the best fucking when we get home, Daddy!"
"Looking forward to it, My Baby."